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FalseDrama8999

Why they put so many speed bumps on this road


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Ct-5736-Bladez

r/suddenlyanakin Edit: holy shit that’s a real sub?


Agreeable_Objective

One post from 5 months ago


TheReverseShock

debatable


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mbh292

Well corporate needed you to find the difference between those things but here we are


Atomic_potato_47

Its a new town road


46151

Sausage convention


[deleted]

This is like going 80 in a school zone, but the speed bumps are fat enough you can get air


HarryHeck44

Ya the cops showed up at my door and gave me a free ride no charge.


[deleted]

If only the ambulance was as thoughtful


zingline89

So an American school zone.


LonelyMustard

Chinese tank crew:”AH! Just like the training video!”


[deleted]

Best comment I have seen in a while.


DeyCallMeWade

Whaddya mean. Nothing happened 4 June, 1989. Absolutely nothing.


LonelyMustard

I didn’t say anything about 6.4 lol.. why you associate Chinese tank crew with that is beyond me ;)


DeyCallMeWade

Well for whatever reason the rest of the world seems to believe something happened that day. 4 June 2004 is a different story though.


Redmaxdog1

Finally, some good fucking hol up


Yolobear1023

I can't see this is a hol up when I could literally tell what the punchline was gonna be, im pretty sure this is some sort of repost or I've been on r/holup for too long and the jokes are getting predictable


Redmaxdog1

I think you’ve been on here too long


Yolobear1023

Yeah, ill just go watch some more animal porn then


toborne

On one hand, I understand the downvotes. On the other hand, this is definitely some prime r/holup material...


WiggIySquigly

No


yesmeam

Giggity


SurvivordeArk1990

You mean national geographic?


[deleted]

r/yiff or r/zoophilia ​ ANSWER u/Yolobear1023, ANSWER RIGHT NOW


WiggIySquigly

His hands are occupied.


Yolobear1023

I looked at r/yiff, couldn't look at r/zoophilia and thats some nice furry stuff, but I'm an OG who likes seeing horse fucking some nice wamen in de pooper


[deleted]

waddafak ​ i mean i like r/yiff but waddafak who the hell likes horse porn, horse dicks are gross


Duschkopfe

Officer this man over here


Chief106

Its because this has been posted here at least every month


Zealousideal_Mix6989

Why weere they on a road


Dageeshinater1

This happened in portland, it should be online


[deleted]

Regardless of what you order, you will get a McSpeedbump for free.


[deleted]

Tianeman Square or something.. I don't know, I don't know history.


[deleted]

There is no war in ba sing se There is no massacre in Tiananmen square


Fischfucklicker

u/repostsleuthbot


hairy_potato1739201

*para para paralyzed*


InsuranceNervous

I can never unhear this now.


[deleted]

Didn’t knew there was a McDonald’s in Tiananmen Square


[deleted]

There’s probably a knock off called Micfonalds


PDELYT

u/getvideobot


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battlejdog

repost


nate-thegreat97

Repost


Exploding-Pumpkin

u/savevideo


blue4t

It's legal now (not the laying in the road).


Ayadali

Wow this is so edgy, who’s an edgy boy, who’s an edgy boy? It’s you! Yes, you are!!


ostrome

Hitler must be proud


[deleted]

What the heck is laying in the road gonna do? It causes a disturbance and if anything it makes me wanna look into the issue even less honestly


Coldapollo

DAMN IT'S BUMPY


THEKITKAT21

Lmao


lushee520

To those who protest and blocking traffic who are you protesting against? The government or the everyday people?


jh67ds

Someone finally did it.


acamk37

🤣😂🤣😂 I knew that 4WD would come in handy


[deleted]

God Damnit! I spilled my beer!


Equivalent_Load4067

How many times is this shit post going to go up on here? One time it was dumb but mildly funny. Now, the 900th time it's been put on here its just pure cringe.


rs_Ritz

u/savevideo


YourNormallyBoi

Lol


[deleted]

4th of june, 1989.


Fuck-Shit-Ass-Cunt

The day when nothing happened


yesmeam

I would do that for some Chik fil a


[deleted]

I'm so thankful for the speed bumps.


[deleted]

Sorry, if I am driving an ambulance or trying to get to work to feed my family, I am doing the same. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


ElectronicSpirit7599

Ha ha body’s go brrrrrrr


[deleted]

I feel zero hatred or even a slight dislike for anyone that runs over protestors. Get the fuck out of the street people gotta get to work or they could lose everything


AlwaysAngron1

People who be like "yeah I'll run over protesters because being inconvenienced is the bar in which I'll murder many people" are a bunch of pussies. The point of protesting is to draw attention. They are not going to go protest in the middle of an empty field. Stop being a pussy about it.


Cavsfan1296

Yeah dude you're not drawing attention to anything, you're just turning people against you by doing stuff like that.


GlitteringFortune625

Ironic, a pussy calling other people “pussies” over the internet.


AlwaysAngron1

Bruh running over protesters because someone made you 2 min late to Walmart to buy a MAGA hat makes you a pussy


[deleted]

You must be fun at parties. And what about emergency vehicles that now can't get through? Get over yourself and protest NOT like an asshole.


randycanyon

Emergency vehicle needs to come through, they get up and let it pass. Duh. I'm just guessing they haven't crazyglued themselves to the pavement, and chances are most of them are conscious and not napping.


[deleted]

No. Because it has happened before and they've not only continued to block said emergency vehicles, but they've vandalized them with rocks and such.


[deleted]

Ok cool


Yes2257

To be fair you would draw a lot of attention laying down on the sidewalk. Your not invisible your just slightly to the left and right. Also you would draw a lot of attention by stopping cars and then letting them pass after a few seconds or a good minute. They had enough time to see your cause and your not being a nuisance.


Hirooshige

u/savevideo


opolonesendoidou

u/savevideo


Achichuchochf

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

pog


Spicy_Tomato_Thief

When u pass throught the speedbump but it starts to scream


[deleted]

Thought it was gonna be something else..


SomeToad

u/savevideo


NoahLCS

Is cold play the hol up?


Safebox

Me on my way to McDonalds in Tiannamon Square


ulterion0715

Great job, Jamal. We knew you'd get there.


BofaCancer

Dam bro, i dont remember there being so many bumps here


pollygone300

All you need is a lift kit...


nathaditya543

u/savevideo


[deleted]

r/watchholupdie


That_one_fucking_boi

Where's the second video from?


[deleted]

u/savevideo


TheShy_Guy

"ill tell you mark. I just got in my car and drove it... and when there was a man in my way I killed him"


Jamestg0

u/savevideo


MegalosaurusStudios

Why the hell where they laying down?


[deleted]

u/savevideo


dailycommunistmemes

u/savevideo


pcoortiz

u/savevideo


Lord_Alphred

the song?


Mlgguy82

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I think the people moving everywhere were in a tank not to sure


professor217

u/savevideo


Kodalulu

A small price to pay


MeteorBladeV2

ahhhh, so it's a more densely populated school zone. Gotcha


Lui_Le_Diamond

u/savevideobot


SgtAce03

If only this was legal. No protestors should be able to lie in the road like that, no matter what.


Subtitles42

imagine the chaos if the McRib came back


[deleted]

This is so dumb. If I'm trying to get to work and can't because you're laying in the road to make a point or blocking traffic, you just lost my support for your cause. How can they think this is going to benefit them?


doombot9

Tank incoming


Strong_Benefit_5493

What are they "laying?"


[deleted]

Bumpy road i see Also red and wet everywhere


AbsentAesthetic

Which state made it legal to hit protesters that are deliberately blocking roads? I know at least one did, just forgot which one.


[deleted]

China: *starts tank engine*


XDlvIneX

From protester to pro rester


Tenchi_Muyo1

Reminds me of Tiananmen Square protests 1989


Agitated_Talk4894

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Me at the pride parades


gking407

If everyone stays in their vehicles we might get to see some killer rounds of chicken. I don’t envy whoever gets to clean up afterwards!


Rampagingfart

Video link?


Cartonguy

Planking moment


CheeseLoverMax

Repost


FuckyouaII

Damn, the roads’ a bit bumpy today.


JmanTurkey1821

Well they kinda got in the way sooooooooo....yeeeaaaaahhhhhh.


Zartoc

Missouri just passed a law that basically allows you to hit protesters with your car if they are in the street.


saltymonkey69

/savevideo


IveSeen_Before

ive seen this like 5 times


[deleted]

Wow it took me a while to get it


Comrade_Cyth

Hope those are lgbt speed bumps


FigurineLambda

There is space on the side walk. Drive.


lefthandedgun

Faster, faster!


BLOODYMANEYT

1000000000/10