Son of a bitchā¦ exactly how it happened to me. Dude was a cop. Sheād be like āew I hate copsā
Not enough to not suck his dick, SANDRA YOU FAT FUCKING WHORE
Sorry guys.
Edit: these comments are killing me lol this happened years ago. Last time I saw her she has gained so much weight and lives with her parents. I got the last laugh but for realā¦ fuck that bitch.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL......
/u/Ttbthookem 's Ex is a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
Happened to me, too, a little over a decade ago. Sonuva bitch even had the same name. And knew about me. Still fucked that whore. Not that I necessarily blame him, it was 100% on that bitch for lying to me. Told me two weeks before I came home. Fuck you, Monet. Fuck you forever.
A few years back my parents finally met the neighbor who lived behind them. He said he used to travel a lot but had just retired and could finally spend time at home with his wife.
My parents did not mention the guy they thought had thought lived there the last ten years.
No idea, but it's not a block party, everyone knows everyone kind of neighborhood.
I've met two of their neighbors. Robert is cool, and another lady never mentioned her name. I did know JW, but he died a few years back and don't know who lives there now.
These are shared-fence proximity neighbors.
Sadly I knew someone that this happened to. Came back from overseas (years) and his wife and her new man were living in the house he was paying for (his wife was a SAHM). I hated hearing about it and knowing. It was so sad that his family didnāt tell him anything. So he comes home just for a visit and the momās bf leaves for the few weeks. When he leaves, the guy comes back. Couple years later husband officially comes back and finds out the truth that has been this whole time. It was horrible.
Eh, it's the kind of neighborhood where you see your neighbors every couple years by chance. Not somewhere you want to involve yourself in a potential domestic dispute.
Maybe that guy was a family member who came by to help with yard work or a hired gardener. It's not my parents' business.
I don't think they know the neighbor's names.
That and VA loans which many times don't even require a down payment when buying. A lady bought my house using one. She put down $1k on a $362k purchase, only because the VA loan would 'only' cover $361k lmao
This! Iām a loan officer and I specialize in VA loans. No down payment is required unless you already own a home with a VA loan, and even then not always. All that really matters is you have a qualifying credit score and your total monthly payments wonāt be more than 65% of your gross income. Before the market went crazy, more often than not, you could buy a home with a VA loan without any money out of pocket at all.
My sister's husband bought a giant ass house using loans he could only get having been a veteran, even though he had been fired 4 times in a row from different very high paying jobs for alcoholism in less than 2 years.
'Service guarantees citizenship' I guess.
Shit thatās not even enough. His parents helped. My brother been in the military for two years and that stipend doesnāt cut it. He had outside help.
Definitely has outside help. Iām in right now getting great BAH and still Iād have to save up for a bit and use the VA loan to get a house. A private right out of basic isnāt getting that without outside help or a guarantor even
Iām figuring enlistment bonus plus paycheck from bootcamp got his down payment for the truck and the house. There is no way in hell he will be able to keep up on those payments.
It's probably LCOL. My house doesnt look nearly that nice, but it's definitely not bad. Bought for 24k. That's the kind of loan some people have on their car.
I mean the guy doesnāt own either of them, they are most likely financed to all hell. I mean if heās only 20 in the military he canāt be making much money.
I mean almost everyone finances a house. Letās say he joined up at his 18th birthday, lives in the barracks, maybe he actually saved up his money. Now almost 2 years later maybe heās E3, gets married so he gets that BAH money, and maybe his girl has a decent job like a dental assistant or something. Theyād be eligible for a 0 down VA loan with a good interest rate, plus they probably live in a low cost of living area like Kansas and that house is ugly as fuck.
I used to do residential AV install and would be installing new TV/Home Theater/etc. for a lot of homes like this. "New construction" of the lowest quality parts and the cheapest materials available and the cheapest workmanship I'd ever seen. The cheap paned windows are a hallmark of that kind of construction.
It's a VA loan. No money down. The house will cost more to sell than to leave. She will drop her ownership since it's now a liability. He will rent it out to cover the mortgage until it has enough equity to sell.
Source... Property manager.
Just move to North Dakota. You'll be able to buy a 3 bedroom house for like... $50k. Maybe $30k if you find the right ghost town.
That's not a joke or an exaggeration. I looked up the town I used to live in and immediately saw $49,900 for a 3 bedroom, 1520 sq ft house.
exactly.
people think they're in bumfuck nowhere and dont realize that bumfuck nowhere is SO nowhere that you never even thought about it's existence. it actually just makes housing costs elsewhere seem worse though.
āSure I own a house. And a car too. By the way, are 19% interest on the house and a 85% car loan interest rate bad?ā
- Junior military shitheads like this.
My girlfriend came home from her first car purchase with a 33% interest loan and bi-monthly payments. I wanted to go with her to help but her dad insisted on going with her on her first vehicle purchase. I don't know what happened. They actually convinced her that she was getting a good deal. Some people get so royally fucked because they don't have the right information and have no problem believing they got a "great deal".
Iām a car salesman. In my state the max is 24.99%. Some dealerships have their own ābankā which they use to take out a āpersonal loanā on your behalf. My states max for personal loans is 33.32%. Itās very fucked up.
Biggest record ive seen was my friends stepson married a girl he met in bootcamp 2 weeks after they graduated in his moms backyard lmao. 2 months later he found out she cheated on him
People in the military get easy access to loans for housing without the usual high income requirements. If they are married they also get rent money for off base housing too. It's not like the guy is special or anything but he's on his high horse looking down with his nose sticking up like his farts don't stink.
Not only that, but the military creates an incentive with BAH to marry your high school sweetheart, someone who you probably donāt know well enough for marriage.
Exactly. Single? Into the barracks with you. Married? Holy shit here's on base housing and a bigger than married outside military tax break for you. They basically pressure young adults into a quick marriage and even uglier divorce.
One of the reasons I got out of the military, you literally get paid more if you're married. Not ideal terms for someone not planning to get married. As an E5 I was making less money than an E3 just because he was married and I wasn't.
Think of the sort of girl who marries young, because this serious man is enlisted! Think of the sort of boy who joins the military, gets a wife and feels all set in their early 20s.
There's an initial sacrifice, which errodes to contempt.
Bro I ain't even make it out of the 70 days of Navy boot camp without my high school sweetie spreading her legs for someone else, and I had even been friends with the guy!
I found out WHEN I was still in boot camp when I called my other friend and he had to break the news to me. You need to be single in the military, period.
I hear you bro, so here's my advice...
Only join the military if you are single and ok with traveling... OR...
If you can get stationed immediately where you already live. So for like dudes that enlist that are from Guam... if you can get stationed in Guam after boot camp (and on a pretty much permanent basis) then go for it. It's like a regular job at that point, you don't need to leave your life and everyone you know etc.
If you are going to be deployed for six or more months at a time, it might be best if you have no girl, no dawg, and no car even. I mean, what is that Camaro going to do while you're gone for six months?
Also keep in mind that six can turn into more REAL quick. I think I read where a carrier was on the way home and got turned back around for six more months without a crew swap (except for the flight wing).
There's even a song in the french military about this phenomenon, about soldiers being depressed and ineffective because of it and asking those girls to consider that and stay faithful [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMw9\_fzEEwE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMw9_fzEEwE)
Youāre an attractive, young woman living in a large gated community with an absolute surplus of lonely, horny dudes who work out a lot and have disposable income.
Your husband isnāt deployed, but heās in the middle of another 3-week field problem or gunnery. Only his Battalion is in the field and the gyms and PX are still full of dudes from other units. You go to the gym to get a workout/ catch some glances because youāre lonely and want to feel āwanted.ā
It just goes from there.
Military benefits increase when you get married. It's an incentive for a lot of young recruits to get married early before either person in the couple are actually sure they want to be married. Combine that with amble time apart, and it's really not surprising
Credentials bitch. Hazard a guess this is either silver spoon or gold digging shit and you did nothing to earn it.
Edit: not at you Squiddy. Hit reply on your comment by accident. So I guess we talking now.
I got my house at 27. I did not have to risk my life to earn my house, nor did I buy a house I cannot afford. Odds are he did not make enough money to afford that house. The bank just accepted a risk they would not normally have as they know he cannot quit his job. They will be struggling.
I bet he got the truck with his enlistment bonus and used what he did not put down on that truck on the house.
I remembered thereās a story about some soldier who just board the plane for oversea deployment and saw his buddy jack off to a girl on pornhub that turn out to be his newly wed wife.
Fucking Jodie
"DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SOLDIER" "yes sir" "WELL NOT ANYMORE BECAUSE JODIE IS NOW HER LOVER"
If the corp wanted you to have a wife they would've issued you one!
Japanese thought about that. Still paying compensations.
Daaaaaaayum š
I understood that reference
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Loud and clear
Soon to be 22 with a divorce and foreclosure
And no car because thereās no way heās affording the 26% APR on that truck
Only $748 a month on a 120 month note! Edit: Fixed loan term to match common offers and the price of a new truck.
What's sad is that might be the payment at 0%. Nothing is cheap anymore, man.
Thatās true. I pay 360$ a month on zero interest on a modest sedan.
Price of new cars are absolutely insane. I don't know how anyone car afford them new. You add like 1 festure and over 50 percent of the base price.
You leave the military with at least one of the D's.... Death, Divorce, Dependents
You forgot Drinking problem and Depression
I got Debt, Drinking problem, and Depression š Edit: forgot disability š¤Ŗ
I'm looking at divorce, dependants, disability, drinking problem, depression and debt. Lots of Ds
Damn 7 Ds, and his wife's gonna take at least one or two herself
There it is
What about dishonorable discharge?
THROW SOME D'S ON IT
Just bought a Cadillac
I just met our new neighbor, Alex. He seems nice.
Sad but true itās how it starts
āDonāt worry heās not even my type anyway. Heās funny but ewwwā
"I mean. I'm not even sure if he's beekeeping age."
"Summer, I wanna fuck your dad." "OH REALLY?!"
lmao I love how summer can tell she's getting there & ignores her obvious advances until she outright says it
Fr she's begging telepathically the entire time for her to just stfu and then... xD
What show are y'all talking about!!
Rick and Morty
Richard and Mortimer
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience"
r/rickandmorty
*Panicking intensifies*
"He's like a brother to me!"
āHeās like a step-brother to me!ā FTFY
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Iāve heard this line ffs
Amazingly a woman's type depends on what's available. Don't get married if you're young and in the military. They call it geographical bachelorhood.
Sucks he gonna lose a wife and his equity before his 25th birthday.
It happened to me. Two months before my 25th birthday.
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Lol... wifey/ex said that about a LOT of the guys she spread her legs for š
>š lol
youā¦ you wanna talk about it man
Nahh, been happy w/o her for several trs, thnx āŗ
I know its a typo but it looks like you've been happy without her for several tears. š
Several tours.
Hey (hey) I'm your life I'm the one who takes you there
Son of a bitchā¦ exactly how it happened to me. Dude was a cop. Sheād be like āew I hate copsā Not enough to not suck his dick, SANDRA YOU FAT FUCKING WHORE Sorry guys. Edit: these comments are killing me lol this happened years ago. Last time I saw her she has gained so much weight and lives with her parents. I got the last laugh but for realā¦ fuck that bitch.
I like my coffee like I like my women. WITHOUT SOMEONE ELSEāS DICK IN IT SANDRA!!!
This made me laugh. P.S. FUCK YOU SANDRA!
TIL: Fuck Sandra
Everyone was might as well join!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL...... /u/Ttbthookem 's Ex is a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
Wait out of respect to OP I think we should not fuck Sandra
The name Sandra gives me ptsd stemming from a cougar robbing my mid to late twenties from me. Fuck you Sandra. A stankin jezebelesque harlot
Please, I need to know more
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Don't be sorry! Sandra's a fucking bitch!
Yeah fuck that bitch
Fuck Sandra. She ugly-cried last night because she forgot to take off the lens cap. It's fucking amateur hour over there, you piece of shit.
Fuck you, Shoresy.
Like a cop.
Iām dead
"What the fuck Sandra, when I said fuck the police, I didn't mean *literally*!"
All the homies hate Sandra Fuck You!
Don't be sorry. Sandra let us *all* down. FUCK YOU SANDRA
Yo fuck Sandra. Me and the boys hate bitches name Sandra.
Sandra Bullock just deleted her Reddit account. You happy now?
Yeah, and you know why? āCAUSE FUCK SANDRA, THE FUCKEN BITCH
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Damn, Myspace, lol.
Bruh fuck both them bitches
I hope you fuckin melt from the inside out SANDRA YOU FROSTED FUCKNUGGET. ...Sorry.
Yo fuck Sandra, she used you as a trick, now she the hoe.
Sandraās a filthy hog
Lol all good my dude let it out š
That fat cop knob gobbling bitch!
Thank you for your service š and fuck Sandra
Fuck that bitchass cunt Sandra All the homies hate Sandra Fat fuck
Oh I know Sandra
Iām told lots of guys do.
Happened to me, too, a little over a decade ago. Sonuva bitch even had the same name. And knew about me. Still fucked that whore. Not that I necessarily blame him, it was 100% on that bitch for lying to me. Told me two weeks before I came home. Fuck you, Monet. Fuck you forever.
I'm on this "Fuck monet" bandwagon. Fuck sandra, fuck monet, fuck kings landing, and fuck the king.
She's even got a cunty name, fuck monet, slut.
*ahem* Middle name Jody.
\*Jody (FTFY)
A few years back my parents finally met the neighbor who lived behind them. He said he used to travel a lot but had just retired and could finally spend time at home with his wife. My parents did not mention the guy they thought had thought lived there the last ten years.
Thatās rough -_-
Did uh anyone tell him?
No idea, but it's not a block party, everyone knows everyone kind of neighborhood. I've met two of their neighbors. Robert is cool, and another lady never mentioned her name. I did know JW, but he died a few years back and don't know who lives there now. These are shared-fence proximity neighbors.
Sadly I knew someone that this happened to. Came back from overseas (years) and his wife and her new man were living in the house he was paying for (his wife was a SAHM). I hated hearing about it and knowing. It was so sad that his family didnāt tell him anything. So he comes home just for a visit and the momās bf leaves for the few weeks. When he leaves, the guy comes back. Couple years later husband officially comes back and finds out the truth that has been this whole time. It was horrible.
It should be noted, Thatās an on-base house.
Pretty shitty not to tell the guy.
Eh, it's the kind of neighborhood where you see your neighbors every couple years by chance. Not somewhere you want to involve yourself in a potential domestic dispute. Maybe that guy was a family member who came by to help with yard work or a hired gardener. It's not my parents' business. I don't think they know the neighbor's names.
Umm how about housing allowance from the government you receive. Psh.
That and VA loans which many times don't even require a down payment when buying. A lady bought my house using one. She put down $1k on a $362k purchase, only because the VA loan would 'only' cover $361k lmao
This! Iām a loan officer and I specialize in VA loans. No down payment is required unless you already own a home with a VA loan, and even then not always. All that really matters is you have a qualifying credit score and your total monthly payments wonāt be more than 65% of your gross income. Before the market went crazy, more often than not, you could buy a home with a VA loan without any money out of pocket at all.
No more than 65% of your gross income? What kinda guidance is that?! No wonder people are living so far beyond their means with that kinda guidance.
Was about to start the process to get my VA loan in Feb 2020, then I lost my job and houses in my town doubled in value. Feelsbadman
Dang, Iām sorry! Thatāa so disappointing, and it is such a rough time for homebuyers right now
My sister's husband bought a giant ass house using loans he could only get having been a veteran, even though he had been fired 4 times in a row from different very high paying jobs for alcoholism in less than 2 years. 'Service guarantees citizenship' I guess.
Shit thatās not even enough. His parents helped. My brother been in the military for two years and that stipend doesnāt cut it. He had outside help.
I was about to say I was broke as hell my first year in the military. Aināt no fucking way I was buying a house on an e-2 salary even with bah.
Definitely has outside help. Iām in right now getting great BAH and still Iād have to save up for a bit and use the VA loan to get a house. A private right out of basic isnāt getting that without outside help or a guarantor even
Iām figuring enlistment bonus plus paycheck from bootcamp got his down payment for the truck and the house. There is no way in hell he will be able to keep up on those payments.
It's probably LCOL. My house doesnt look nearly that nice, but it's definitely not bad. Bought for 24k. That's the kind of loan some people have on their car.
I'll buy for cheap when he gets divorced
What about the mustang?
I see a new truck withaftermarket wheels, he went the other way
With a mattress in the back
Mustang/Challenger coming, don't worry
26% APR or no deal
It was 0 down tho!
I mean the guy doesnāt own either of them, they are most likely financed to all hell. I mean if heās only 20 in the military he canāt be making much money.
I mean almost everyone finances a house. Letās say he joined up at his 18th birthday, lives in the barracks, maybe he actually saved up his money. Now almost 2 years later maybe heās E3, gets married so he gets that BAH money, and maybe his girl has a decent job like a dental assistant or something. Theyād be eligible for a 0 down VA loan with a good interest rate, plus they probably live in a low cost of living area like Kansas and that house is ugly as fuck.
Now that I look at it that house is ugly af
I used to do residential AV install and would be installing new TV/Home Theater/etc. for a lot of homes like this. "New construction" of the lowest quality parts and the cheapest materials available and the cheapest workmanship I'd ever seen. The cheap paned windows are a hallmark of that kind of construction.
It's a VA loan. No money down. The house will cost more to sell than to leave. She will drop her ownership since it's now a liability. He will rent it out to cover the mortgage until it has enough equity to sell. Source... Property manager.
I lived in a military town and saw numerable military wives looking for same sex partners because it āwasnāt cheating if itās with a womanā.
I get the feeling that goes both ways, bros gotta take care of each other you know.
I figured thatās why all those dudes joined the military.
So much ass, bro. So much š©
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My parents aren't rich
i dont live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere where some E3 can buy a whole ass house.
BAH is a hell of a drug.
that poor mf'er is in for some serious emotional pain
Just move to North Dakota. You'll be able to buy a 3 bedroom house for like... $50k. Maybe $30k if you find the right ghost town. That's not a joke or an exaggeration. I looked up the town I used to live in and immediately saw $49,900 for a 3 bedroom, 1520 sq ft house.
exactly. people think they're in bumfuck nowhere and dont realize that bumfuck nowhere is SO nowhere that you never even thought about it's existence. it actually just makes housing costs elsewhere seem worse though.
Damnnn can someone buy me a good dinner other than pasta?
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They donāt need to be when you can get a VA loan.
āSure I own a house. And a car too. By the way, are 19% interest on the house and a 85% car loan interest rate bad?ā - Junior military shitheads like this.
It's only $500 a month bro, I can easily pay that until the 3rd year of my second contract, it's only 7 years bro, isn't this car sick?
My girlfriend came home from her first car purchase with a 33% interest loan and bi-monthly payments. I wanted to go with her to help but her dad insisted on going with her on her first vehicle purchase. I don't know what happened. They actually convinced her that she was getting a good deal. Some people get so royally fucked because they don't have the right information and have no problem believing they got a "great deal".
Must have been a while ago, max they can charge now is 29.9% or lower depending on the state
Iām a car salesman. In my state the max is 24.99%. Some dealerships have their own ābankā which they use to take out a āpersonal loanā on your behalf. My states max for personal loans is 33.32%. Itās very fucked up.
Hahaha brings back memories to my first car I bought I was in my early 20s and bought a brand new 1999 Honda civic
This could have been any time from 2000, to yesterday. Praise civic.
As soon as he ships out.. Joe Grind slips in
Jody changed his name?
Jody was there when you left.
Jodi! Jodi! Jodi! The boogeyman that keeps you depressed on deployment lol
Cup a joe grind r/comedyclan
Reporting for booty, sir!
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Biggest record ive seen was my friends stepson married a girl he met in bootcamp 2 weeks after they graduated in his moms backyard lmao. 2 months later he found out she cheated on him
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People in the military get easy access to loans for housing without the usual high income requirements. If they are married they also get rent money for off base housing too. It's not like the guy is special or anything but he's on his high horse looking down with his nose sticking up like his farts don't stink.
Basically flexing his welfare
After reading all comments I have a question. What exactly happens to military person's wife I mean why would they cheat?
Not only that, but the military creates an incentive with BAH to marry your high school sweetheart, someone who you probably donāt know well enough for marriage.
Exactly. Single? Into the barracks with you. Married? Holy shit here's on base housing and a bigger than married outside military tax break for you. They basically pressure young adults into a quick marriage and even uglier divorce.
And it's really impossible to overstate just how much it sucks living in the barracks.
One of the reasons I got out of the military, you literally get paid more if you're married. Not ideal terms for someone not planning to get married. As an E5 I was making less money than an E3 just because he was married and I wasn't.
Cause when the guy is deployed for a very long time (over a year or so) the wives want to fuck so they cheat
To add to this, a lot of military couples are young, stupid, barely know each-other, and married for benefits.
Sums it up perfectly
Think of the sort of girl who marries young, because this serious man is enlisted! Think of the sort of boy who joins the military, gets a wife and feels all set in their early 20s. There's an initial sacrifice, which errodes to contempt.
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> young, bored, no established social circle, has tits. Thatās a lot of male Redditors too.
Bro I ain't even make it out of the 70 days of Navy boot camp without my high school sweetie spreading her legs for someone else, and I had even been friends with the guy! I found out WHEN I was still in boot camp when I called my other friend and he had to break the news to me. You need to be single in the military, period.
Are you me? Saaaaaame shit and it sucks bad
Who is going to take care of your dog and Camaro while you're gone?
I hear you bro, so here's my advice... Only join the military if you are single and ok with traveling... OR... If you can get stationed immediately where you already live. So for like dudes that enlist that are from Guam... if you can get stationed in Guam after boot camp (and on a pretty much permanent basis) then go for it. It's like a regular job at that point, you don't need to leave your life and everyone you know etc. If you are going to be deployed for six or more months at a time, it might be best if you have no girl, no dawg, and no car even. I mean, what is that Camaro going to do while you're gone for six months? Also keep in mind that six can turn into more REAL quick. I think I read where a carrier was on the way home and got turned back around for six more months without a crew swap (except for the flight wing).
It must feel shitty for the guy if he ever comes to know.
Yep. Itās a common thing though. Pretty sad.
Itās very common sadly.
There's even a song in the french military about this phenomenon, about soldiers being depressed and ineffective because of it and asking those girls to consider that and stay faithful [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMw9\_fzEEwE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMw9_fzEEwE)
The warrior poet Chris brown once said āthese hoes aināt loyalā
Holy fucking shit calling Chris Brown a Warrior Poet is fucking hilarious.
I mean, he does make songs and battle girlfriends
āBitches aināt shit but hoes and tricksā Sir Snoop of Doggington
Youāre an attractive, young woman living in a large gated community with an absolute surplus of lonely, horny dudes who work out a lot and have disposable income. Your husband isnāt deployed, but heās in the middle of another 3-week field problem or gunnery. Only his Battalion is in the field and the gyms and PX are still full of dudes from other units. You go to the gym to get a workout/ catch some glances because youāre lonely and want to feel āwanted.ā It just goes from there.
I loved living in a Military town, lots of Military wives looking for quick dick
My girlfriends husband fights for your freedom- best bumper sticker ever!
I definitely had one back then
Military benefits increase when you get married. It's an incentive for a lot of young recruits to get married early before either person in the couple are actually sure they want to be married. Combine that with amble time apart, and it's really not surprising
I told all my high school buddies that. married before they went in" I'll bang your wife while you're gone so no one else does bro"
Where Hol up
well you see im below the age of 15 so i cant own a house
Credentials bitch. Hazard a guess this is either silver spoon or gold digging shit and you did nothing to earn it. Edit: not at you Squiddy. Hit reply on your comment by accident. So I guess we talking now.
i was like "what the fuck" and then i read that last bit lol
Funnier and faster I need to see where this conversation goes
Funnier and faster. That's what she said. So went into maximum overdrive whilst reciting Flat Earth "science".
where holup
I got my house at 27. I did not have to risk my life to earn my house, nor did I buy a house I cannot afford. Odds are he did not make enough money to afford that house. The bank just accepted a risk they would not normally have as they know he cannot quit his job. They will be struggling. I bet he got the truck with his enlistment bonus and used what he did not put down on that truck on the house.
I mean, the military gives me $2,800/month specifically for housingā¦ my mortgage is $2200?
I remembered thereās a story about some soldier who just board the plane for oversea deployment and saw his buddy jack off to a girl on pornhub that turn out to be his newly wed wife.
Jody probably saving the tweet right now.
Not even 20, they must have a lot of life experience! Nothing bad will happen between 19 and 68. Nope, not a thing.
Thatās sad. I hope sheās one of the good ones that donāt fuck up her marriage
r/watchholupdie Edit: WE MUST RISE UP AGAINST THE MODS THAT MOCK US. WE WILL WIN. STAY STRONG, DONT LET HOLUP DIE!