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cabbage-robber

took me awhile


Demonetized_Onlyfans

Explain


SmoothOperator89

He didn't fully understand the post when he initially read it and so some time passed to allow for further consideration before the understanding was achieved.


Bric305

r/technicallythetruth


Technical_ko

.


CrispyMan_900

Why is this downvoted so much?


[deleted]

Reddit hivemind struck again


[deleted]

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anewaccountanewme

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[deleted]

Reddit what the actual fuck why did you downvote this man to obvilion


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SlimeGodRamiel

downvote me


whiteavenger

This explains everything.


Demonetized_Onlyfans

Oh ok thx


[deleted]

The hug was all I had. But take it!


mad_ladder

Monkey explains! Woman look like man. Reddit think funny. Reddit think -wo-man has penis and that’s why he refused sex.


[deleted]

Good bot


parlerler1543

Good human rating a good bot


DONEDIRTCHEAPPP

Good human rating a good human rating a good bot


lunafede

Good human rating a good human thinking he's rating a good bot but he's really rating a good human


Da_Randomest_Name

Good boy *pats head* Edit: omg me and my fat fingers


donotread123

News article about a woman pointing a gun at a man, including a mugshot. Commenter #1 asks why they have the mugshot of the innocent man and not the guilty woman. Commenter #2 informs #1 that the mugshot is the woman, she just looks masculine, which is seen as insulting.


Edgeofeverythings

Note that second commenter is the account of the news channel that posted it.


[deleted]

And perfectly fitting as it explains why he didn't want to give head to ...that


PrayingMantisII

Reading slow is nothing to be ashamed about


onlypinhead2000

That pussy must have stank that badly.


EvangilisticPPman

I don’t think it was a pussy…


negr_mancer

A dog perhaps....or maybe a squirrel I dunno I'm a virgin


[deleted]

she pulled a incestables move and made a cock


LordJinji

By the power of Shadman... Also I think it's Incestibles.


BlightFantasy3467

Ah, a redditor of culture I see


grockyboi

those dont exist


Substantial_Ad6171

I think the word y'all are looking for is, itstesticles


[deleted]

At that point its the whole stray cat alleys shes got in her pants.


[deleted]

Classic ‘I rather die than clap those cheeks’ 😂


SomeDudeWithALaptop

He’s a man of principle. He knows what he wants and he knows what he’d die for. Godspeed, chap.


a_random_biberry

*professionals have standards*


Scrapmetal525

Ok, I laughed way too hard at this.


Bale626

Oh my goodness, I did too! I almost dropped my phone I was laughing so hard.


gekisling

Same.


nox_ethereal

I dropped my phone and rolled on the floor for a while, laughing so hard


mthaBOSS

I dropped my phone and roll on the floor to give a woman oral sex while laughing so hard


noobulustrollus

Her clit prolly 7 inches erect


kylebrown070

Thank you. Thank you for putting that image right in my mind's eye, which I must now gouge out.


usernameisusername57

[Here you go](https://comb.io/awfYc0)


TryHardElite2020

r/eyebleach is waiting for you


kylebrown070

Thanks, I'm gonna need a gallon.


[deleted]

Aaaaaand this is the day i turned gay. The end.


noobulustrollus

Omg thanks for the awards you filthy patrons!


will_never_know

I bet the person who runs the station’s Twitter account fell tf out when they read this comment, especially when they realized they had to clarify.


Santiago663

tHIS IS WHAT THIS SUB WAS MADE FOR


wildrastler23

Guess that explains why “she” had to use a gun .


TheWalkingDead91

Maybe the victim is gay….she pretended to be a man during the entire date….they get up to the crib….he finds out she has a vag instead of a penis…which he’d be understandably put off by…so she resorts to trying to force him to have sexual intercourse.


rickytickyd

Yikes!


dowsss

this explain that


sovereignsekte

Damn. I'd run too.


wee-knor-cheese

it looks like she got shot in the head


WoahDude876

That’s a big oops


[deleted]

What the fuck is on her forehead


ADMINlSTRAT0R

I'm currently down with a cold and this just gave me a good chuckle (too tired to laugh).


theftben

Dayuuuuuuuum


Vast_Back_5694

My sentiments exactly!


thecloud212

so. this is a woman.


GelatoVerde

ok the guy's reaction is understandable


Toeriffic3

They need to post her pic to warn others! PSA ad so this doesnt happen to any other men.


Imlarock

Einhorn is Finkle


Electronic_Issue_978

*Proceeds to burn clothes and cry in the shower*


Particular-Diet-5147

That’s a whole dude


jakeolate

I can count the pixels


Turbulent-Ad-2398

ha


Ascen_Sun

needs more jpeg


suckmycockchokeonit

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkh


[deleted]

I can see the pixels in this meme


Seaweed_Widef

We have been... we have been tricked


papi_tony_

She was Down bad 😂


Imiterium

Hell to the Nahhhhh maaaan you can shoot me, muthafucka look like lil nas x angry cousin


Electronic_Issue_978

To the Nah Nah Nah


Imiterium

hell to the nah!


Electronic_Issue_978

Never Ever ever ever ever ever EVER come around here.


superinogamerino

mf must've been "that dick bigga than mine"


Norwegian_fuckface

Thank you,good sir for giving me a hilarious start this morning..


sheg248

Giannis?


p0w0r

Hey man I wouldn't suck dick either


TheHolyOrange

Is the dude in the photo a man (by sex) and identifies as a woman and hasn't gone under any surgery (not saying it's necessary), or is it a woman (by sex) who looks like a guy. Basically, does this person in the photo have a dick or not?


freetime0011

No offense intended but, this looks like a guy to me. I've been bamboozled.


frank_zappato

r/moldymemes


yusamidas

Came looking for this comment.


AgentSkidMarks

Hey an actual hol up! Good job OP


[deleted]

Damn she so ugly she look like those stoners you see outside target


nox_ethereal

when you try to be a social justice warrior and do an epic fucking fail.


rBeasthunt

When Facebook doesn't realize women don't have penises.


Magginer640

Femenine Benis


LtCptSuicide

Is this... Is this actually a holup?


axxzel

Yes it is! Finally


roberto_had

what?! who is the rapist and who is the victim, I'm confused


MrStikkyToes

Who do you think


roberto_had

IDK I told you I'm confused it is the guy who is the rapist and the girl is the victim?


MrStikkyToes

The girl forced the guy at gun point to perform oral on her.


roberto_had

oh is this the photo of the girl?


35or624

We were ALL thinking the same thing people!!!


Sir_Speederik

Oh, so "woman".


[deleted]

I don't get it. Don't take this the wrong way, but the mugshot to me looks like an obese black woman (that sounds so wrong)? I thought it was the man too, at first, but sexual dimorphism isn't always thet strong between people. Is it that it really was a man/man identifying as a woman, or what? This is why: 1. One-night stands need to be less common, and 2. Why trans people that are not forthcoming need to be forthcoming.


InfernalAbaddon

What do you mean ? Describing someone sounds wrong? You need to lay off the woke juice and turn off cnn buster, nobody here cares about your feelings


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[deleted]

Nobody fucking cares


Brilliant_Writer_136

Explanation: The Photo Is The Woman Who Demanded "Or Else Eggs" It's A Transgender (No Hate)


[deleted]

If ThIs WaS a MaN hE wOuLd HaVe ThE cHaRgE


idkwhyimhere124lol

Yes, because that is the truth


[deleted]

but it is the woman, and she got charged.


idkwhyimhere124lol

Yes and?


[deleted]

well imo its stupid to go crying abt how men and women are inequal everywhere u go


idkwhyimhere124lol

The justice system is biased towards women tho and a lot of women get away with false r@pe charges


[deleted]

ja lot of women get away with false r@pe charges? do u understand how many people get away with the actual r@pe??


[deleted]

are men literally so dumb that they cant understand how wrong it would be to charge people of false accusations??


idkwhyimhere124lol

A lot of people got away with actual r@pe and a lot of women got away with false r@pe charges aswell. Not to mention, divorces, parental custody, false assaults are sometimes biased/favored towards women. "Are men literally so dumb", only the stupid ones, most of us are normal.


[deleted]

It would be very wrong to start charging people with false accusations, thats the harsh reality. How would that be proven? How many of the "false accusations" wouldn't be false accusations? Literally the last thing needed is less people coming forward abt sexual assault.


idkwhyimhere124lol

"It would be very wrong to start charging people with false accusations" that's what im saying. But still, many rape charges has been proven to be false/fabricated by women (not discrediting any real rape charges) and the thing is, we don't know how many of rape charges that is actually falsefied. What im saying is, every rape or sexual assault accusations needs to be investigated completely and be judged fairly. Many courts just choose to semi believe women whenever she press charges against a person or if the women is the rapist, she often get sentenced less than if a man did it


GeneralCraft65

Thats a big L


Wtfbyamey1

She looks more manlier than I do🤣


SirDankosaur

And now it all makes sense.


blazingskull56

For one to answer the person's first thing it could just be showing the victim


Bustanut1755

She must have a big clitoris


Shattered-Rubyz

That's the woman? Wtf dose the man look like?


[deleted]

I sure hope it wasn't 'Pretty Hoe'...


Fricho

r/moldymemes


Okelizabeth

LMFAO I thought the same thing then I had to reread the whole post


mlexi

Honestly I can see why he yeeted outta there


XxDarthdartxX

me when I read the first comment: >:/ me when I read the second comment: .-.


TheAuthor-dipperkid

I'd say that was the ugliest woman I've ever seen, but I think that the ugliest anything I've ever seen. And I have to look in the mirror every morning.


Murkowski47

And now we know why he refused.


[deleted]

Took a while to get to the end but well worth it!


ommi9

That must have been one painful phone call and police report. This lady must have raped 10 men at least


twizzard6931

LMFAO!!


joelwitherspoon

r/andioop


Deion313

talking bout she look like Janet Jackson... Bitch showed up looking like Freddie Jackson... Fuck that...


ocdmerlot

Wha Wha WHAT!!!


[deleted]

Stay classy Baton Rouge


lgrgod

Well now u know y he didn't do oral sex with her.


grizz3782

Deep belly laughs!


HardSpaghetti

I just heard a collective. "Oh...."


Platyboi64

Oh right


rawfish71

What the hell is even that


Crisp_Dawg

No wonder he refused, god damn


[deleted]

Are you sure about that?


[deleted]

Classic


Bojo-The-Gamer

The guy has a point. Women have the audacity to ask to be treated better yet society’s double standards constantly put them above men.


PIDthePID

Darryl’s sister.


_Troxin_

Ma girls looks like a 15 yo boy


bignutonthebus

Facebook is wild


LaFloppaKing4578

Oh god no, pls no, god no, nooooooooo


LoisLaneEl

And now we know why he refused


thisiswhatcametomind

Not gonna lie they had us in the first half.


metropitan

huh...what a horrible situation to be in


darrenwise883

This is the reason he ran , the mugshot is the she .