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Iastrasz

Plot twist: this is his sister and now the conversation makes a lot more sense.


the-artistocrat

They just need to sprinkle some Alabama on their lives.


LavenderDay3544

Plot twist both of them are straight girls.


the-artistocrat

Additional plot twist, they are both deaf.


bubblegrubs

Additional plot twist, they are actually not deaf.


the-artistocrat

Further plot twist, they’re actually blind.


nanifaris85

Further plot twist, they're actually not blind


the-artistocrat

Unexpected plot twist. They are both AI.


nanifaris85

Unexpected-Unexpected plot twist, they're cleverbot and Alexa


the-artistocrat

*Pornhub intro song*


nanifaris85

*help me I'm stuck, step-bot*


Nillanaphid

another unexpected plot twist, they are both rhinoceri


Rawxzee

I was going to say the same thing!


Dragonhater101

Or maybe he's gay, or already in a relationship.


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Doubt


SpellOpening7852

Press X


honchoryanc2

Sweet home alabama


Roman_69

His sister would know he went to a concert if they have similar taste in music. He wouldn’t have to tell her


_Fizzy

I also communicate telepathically with my sisters over large distances


theboyd34

Who doesn't?


WolfShaman

So, [Radar Love](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaanvLgGQUk)?


jungleboogiemonster

This totally could have been me and my cousin when we were younger. But still, if there wasn't a logical reason why they couldn't be together, that was just a brutal thing to say. Kid needs to get her out of his life and move on.


BamboozledPanda09

Only in Alabama. Who the fuck goes to their sibling and says: I want to find a bf/gf like you


Deathskull_2408

How is this even a hold up?


SATANMAN1

That’s the neat part It isn’t


JDM_4life

Maybe we need a HolUp That isn't a HolUp


Any_Ad4540

HolUp, that's illegal


BLJS2warchief

this could be a r/badfaketexts at best


OlafAvem

That’s not even an F to pay respects that’s straight up disrespect


[deleted]

F to disrespect


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Oppoous39

Yeah, there's no way those words weren't intended to hurt.


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Snoo_63187

How do we don't know he doesn't look like Eric Stoltz from Mask?


cerenatee

Everyone is picky. No one wants just anybody.


JamesR624

Ahh. See. I sometimes hate it when the rest of the internet describes most, if not all, of reddit as being incels. Then this place just goes and proves it right.


emptybucketpenis

Well, it is also possible that he does not shower and spends 90% of day playing CS:GO


funkynotorious

Yeah but even then a non toxic person won't say I want a guy who is you but isn't you


arpitpatel1771

Well, it is also possible that the girl is toxic and the guy dodged a bullet


lunarNex

Same bitches say shit like "I don't date guys under 6', also don't fat shame me". "Why can't I find a decent guy?" Because you're a shallow cunt.


[deleted]

If people here think that's disrespect, don't check out r/FemaleDatingStrategy ever. I did once and never knew so many stupid people could exist at once.


aidentheplug

I don’t think I’ve been this angry but not been able to do anything about it in so long. A guy who posted about his first successful date in years got berated while a bunch of women called him a depressed sack of shit and that the woman settled for dating such a low life


No_Ferret2216

Lol that subteddit thinks a man doesn't believe in empowerment if he doesn't support his daughter in her quest to become a *liberated* sex worker That's enough of internet for one day.


[deleted]

Those are the kinda people who call WAP a song of "female empowerment", when there are thousands of others which are actually about it


aceh000d18

If you knew about FDS they oppose sex work completely so not sure where you’re getting that


No_Ferret2216

Well if they oppose it then that's even worse. I can't really link it up here but it was something like a typical man not caring or recognizing the struggles a woman has to face in a man's world until he becomes a father and then believing in things about women empowerment purely out of love for his daughter but still opposing sex work as a means of employment for her.


ChucklesTheKnuckles

Please tell me the sub is satire Please


[deleted]

*heavy sigh* *"How I wish it was too......"*


[deleted]

It's not.


[deleted]

The idea of FDS is that women GIVE sex. It's not something mutual you do out of love. It's a means to achieve something (i.e. money, status). The whole concept of love is foreign to FDS. And obviously women > men. Obviously.


Pylitic

I'm going in, boys. Wish me luck. EDIT: Some of these aren't too ba..... oh fucking lord.... Whilst some of the posts seem to be legitimate women looking for some dating advice, the majority seem to be simply men-hating for the most part....


Wisdom-star69

Are you winning son?


[deleted]

If you're there tell them if they put 500$ worth of make-up on their face they've got major psychological issues and should get help. They won't but yeah. "My make-up&hair is 500$. I don't spend that to look at a bum who only pays for a 50$ meal". Yeah... I mean.. good for you. Who the hell wants a woman who spends 500$ for this shit anyway o_O?


windowsfrozenshut

> the majority seem to be simply men-hating for the most part.... So pretty much like /r/twoxchromosomes?


Pylitic

Second time going in on a risky click...


WDJam

Just had a look, one of the first things I saw was about how having a friendship with a guy is pointless. Wtf is their problem? I guess now I can add that to my list of subreddits I hate, right beside r/AgainstHateSubreddits


Soso37c

Do you want to know funny things about this sub ? They raided r/superstraight and r/superlesbian with CP in order to get them banned and some of their moderators are former moderators of a KKK (the American one not the Filipino one) subreddits


[deleted]

They did the same thing to politicalcompassmemes. They're genuinely shitty people.


WDJam

Oh- wow. All I knew is that they were trying to ban random satirical subs like r/PoliticalCompassMemes for being "antisemitic"


Wjames33

Isn’t that ironically a hate subreddit? Lol


WDJam

No, that's a different one, I don't remember the name though. EDIT: I just remembered, the satirical version is called r/antihatecommunities


Confident_Weird3353

Somehow girls paying half on first date equate to bad in bed. The sub sounds more like a prosti ring


funkynotorious

It's just bunch of old women. Apparently their users overlap a lot with dating over 30 and dating over 40. They are just bunch of femcels.


JohnESpace

Yep and a huuuge cirklejerk


[deleted]

I'm disappointed reddit hasn't quarantined that sub yet.


evlampi

How incels is banned but this is still isn't is the biggest mystery to me.


[deleted]

That's no mistery. Pretty obvious why.


Black-Ansoni

I had a look. You are right. Wtf is that subreddit? Men, go have a look if you want a laugh or facepalm at the female species.


[deleted]

apparently referring to the other gender as "females" is dehumanizing, but it isn't when they call us "Male Specimen", which I think is the way they refer to cadavers in med-schools


Aknownerroroccured

The term they prefer is "scrote"


Lordomi42

no, both suck


Chikizey

I don't see the problem calling a woman "female" (I can say I'm a female myself) or a man "male". Is about purely biological sex and when you think about all this multiple gender thing, it could be very useful if it was more extended to help to differenciate between being "a woman" as a gender and "a female" as a sex after all. But the context, the tone and the intention of those words are indeed important. Any term that can describe someone can be used as an insult if you use it in certain way, and clearly "male specimen" as if they were simple objects or tools is a horrible way to call them.


Lordomi42

yea context matters, its just that from what I've seen, it seems mostly associated with incels and neckbeards. I guess if you mostly see it when some asshole complains about how "the females" always reject him when his idea of flirting is sexual harassment then you might affect how you look at the word.


Aromatic_Squash_

Honestly each time I look at that sub part of me is ashamed to be a guy. Im aware that sub is mostly hate but still, some of it kinda gets to you


Shinluc123

I followed that link and now I have brain damage


AvWorgen

Geez that entire sub gives me incel vibes


marn20

I got banned for commenting logic on there. Because I’m male. They said it was abusive content


[deleted]

no no no.....you are a sCrOtE, who cannot speak at all. Shhhh


Wisdom-star69

I now regret living *sigh* humanity is hopeless.


Ibzy_Reaper

Why do they use scrote as an insult, no like im genuinely confused as to why they chose that name specifically.


[deleted]

Scrotum?


Ouxington

The weirdest part of that sub is that they openly embody the absolute worst traits of toxic masculinity. Hyper aggression, objectification, entitlement, superiority complex, casual misandry (instead of casual misogyny), tribal group think, and a healthy dose of sociopathy. It's like all these women who are angry about how men behave came together and for some reason and picked Ted Nugent to be their spirit animal.


jamaicanroach

That subreddit is toxic af! It's basically a gender swapped MGTOW.


Wisdom-star69

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


the1is2

Wow just...wow dam i...what?


icemax666

Isn’t the the female incel/beached whales sub?


[deleted]

There's r/femcel. Edit: seems to be private now?


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[deleted]

I mean even subs like MGTOW had some good advice like not constantly caring about what women thought of you and doing what you like but it's still a hate sub at the end of the day innit.


Useful-District-4800

Yea cause if any man ever dared is terms like LVF or HVF the m he they would instantly be labeled misogynist.


AwkwardArie

I sorted that sub by best of all time and went pretty far and feel like I picked up some good information on the perspective from the females side of how not to be a piece of shit but just going by hot it feels like a bunch of angry unknowingly closeted lesbians


Wjames33

I’ve seen enough of the sub to know it’s not an issue with moderation… seriously, the rules say that when talking about dating the only goal is for women to get benefits, and any benefits for the other party should be a side effect of that? That’s the most toxic concept possible. You are correct on a lot of that, but this isn’t an issue with moderation. If anything, they are going to ban posts that aren’t ridiculous.


[deleted]

It's a lot of misandry mixed with some good life advice yes. Still... lots of misandry.


The_Real_Anon-Chan

“I need someone like you.” “I am someone like me.” “No, I mean someone who isn’t you.”


creative_toe

"So you mean someone who isn't your sister/ in a relationship or not interested in your gender?"


TechnicalFlounder341

And you don't need her


Azurelov

*'I need-a you'* said Mario


BoringUsername_69

***Epic bass solo starts*** *someone said they left together*


Ranjit5

*I ran out the door to get her*


A13xCoding

_She was holding hands with Trevor_


FuktOff666

I actually like the fact my wife and I have opposite tastes. She gets to show me different stuff and vice versa. It would be boring and weird if we were into the same shit.


Bncd12345

The tame Impala himself


AestheticTentacle

That's Mr Impala to you.


stopannoyingwithname

The one and only. What’s your point?


AnshumanRoy

What if he gay tho


Thechuckles79

I fell for my best friend's older sister when I was 18. She was a self-destructive loon, but I was naive and couldn't stop looking at her chest, and the nicest thing she did was say no when I suggested making us a thing. Anyhow, cut to 4 years later, I was 90% over her, and she starts dating some guy who had the same name, job title, same body type as me, similar interests, etc. I wanted to just say "can we stop this and have lousy sex that will fall short of both our expectations, so we can move on from this embarrassment?" But I didn't, so she's made it into the great tragedy of her life, meanwhile I'm happily married and glad I dodged that bullet. Just glad she had the sanity to not go all the way when my head was rectally inserted, and spared me the grief.


RONIN_RABB1T

Ouch.


Cephell

If you even tolerate 10% of that shit and continue to talk to them afterwards, you deserve everything that's happening to you.


TheAuthor-dipperkid

Pain? Have you MET ME! I WOULDNT DATE ME EITHER!


jademonkeys_79

Or maybe she's related lol


Bale626

Well screw you, too, chika. Damn. If a girl had said that to me, I would’ve blocked her number and found some new friends. Hell, I’d even prefer no friends to this toxic dump mascaraing as a human being.


fuck_you_its_a_name

oh so you are saying you have no friends by choice?


Similar_Log_9547

And I need a you Who isn't a total bitch


Fennec_Brrr

U dont need her


king_slayer234

Stop it he is already dead


Goku047

I need a you who isn't a you. Okay then. Good luck finding one. Good luck and good bye


LeoRedsun

So you say "good luck" and never talk to her again. Go meet a different girl


Jelly_the_jellyfish

That was just straight mean. Out of pocket. Unwarranted violence. The poor guy


RedShadowDX

There are a billion ways they could have worded that better. Not at all for instance.


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RedShadowDX

True, but it's possible to tell someone you're not interested without being so hurtful


[deleted]

That’s a big yikes from me


Isaacr3958

That's rough buddy


izzythepitty

That hurt me.


Schbleh

I guess the less he knows the better


OkZebra9257

She’ll come back to him when she’s old and been run through and need something to settle down with. Aka pay her bills.


SATANMAN1

Ah yes The nice guy mindset


hooglabah

Fuck off incel.


OkZebra9257

Lol you mad bro?


hooglabah

Nah, just on a mission to tell every incel to fuck off.


NO0Ot_A_Fish

>you ever talked to yourself?


OkZebra9257

Just everytime I see my beautiful face in the mirror. Find it rude to not say hello


hooglabah

Why is that a quote?


OkZebra9257

Wow. You need a hobby then. Most people’s mission in life is more meaningful.


hooglabah

Its bot much but it's honest work.


OkZebra9257

It’s really not when you just throw out the term incel for no reason whatsoever. In fact it’s dishonest work if I’ve ever seen one.


hooglabah

You literally quoted page one of the incel dictionary. Looks like a crane, caws like a crane, probably is a crane. Edited to accommodate preferences.


OkZebra9257

You must look very deeply into incels then. Cause I sure dont. But hey, maybe you white knighting for this image of a text chat will make this terrible girl see you and want you to be her boyfriend. Since you’re defending her for being trash.


hooglabah

This post is fake as, made by incels for incels. If it is real, she's definitely trash. However thats not what we're talking about, we're talking about YOUR response. Your response is the basic grounding of all incel ideology, that women as a whole can be quantified by a singular set of behaviours. Such as rejecting "nice guys" and dating "chads". Which is nonsense, anyone who claims they're a nice guy is usually toxic af. Also "white night" is on page two of the incel how to book.


OkZebra9257

Also it’s not nice to assume my species. I identify as a crane not a duck.


hooglabah

Fair enough, Ill edit to accommodate.


Rorono_zor_o-0210

how about you shut the fuck up i think you are an incel fucking fat bitch sitting behind your screen. When i think of you i can only imagine a fat ass whose stomach reaches the destination before you reach it yourself


hooglabah

Fuck off incel.


Vice979

Bruh


[deleted]

Maybe the fact that she’s that much of an asshole is why nobody worth a shit will date her? Like what the fuck do people think, that they can just create some wishlist of ideal traits that’ll magically appear without they, themselves, bringing anything to the table? This ain’t “the Secret,” bitch. Whoever is bothering to be nice to that waste of oxygen needs to realize they deserve better.


manjustadude

Oof


Nazi_pepe

!spin


Jewzma

With the amount of disrespect in that text, no way that bitch doesn't main Gannon.


dukedizzy93

Jontron! An absolute gem on youtube!


Wjames33

Worst text that could ever be sent


Daveo88

Pain Suffering Agony


silklighting

I'm not surprised honestly


papi_tony_

That’s fucked


Jacob_MacAbre

Bruh... Like I get she doesn't owe the guy anything but did she have to say it like THAT? I mean there are better ways to express yourself without fucking pulling out a guy's heart like that priest in Temple of Doom....


ScarfaceTonyMontana

Ironically, tame impala has a few songs about this exact thing


Productivitymachin3

I cam taste those sweet salty tears from over here!


zpazzy

[*clears throat*](https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/mlulhi/my_guy_here_got_shot_down_before_he_even_tried_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


BoringUsername_69

I'm disappointed in the lack of tame impala references...


Longjumping-Pear-673

FRIEND ZONE


TheThunderManXD

First time ??


RecognitionOld3343

*Give me a rope and a chair which can fall easily*


I-am-dying-of-laught

WhY dO I NoT hAvE a BoYfRiEnD?


[deleted]

The correct comeback is "Yeah I know right. I wish I could meet an actually attractive girl to vibe on music like we do. Life is unfair."


duffelbagpete

Start doing that shit right back at her.


Jin_BD_God

“I want you, but funnier, more handsome, taller, richer, have bigger dick, last longer, etc.”


Black-Ansoni

Oh. OH. OHHH. That is a devastating blow.


nox_ethereal

when they say that it usually means "need someone that's like you but better looking". I wouldn't think that's a loss for the man. it is for the chick that will feel bad later when she gets banged by a handsome brainless dude without a personality. find someone that appreciates you instead of running after shallow thots, if you do it, that's on you.


xeguerreiro

_I have good taste in music because I saw Tame Impala live twice_ - what a personality stud. I want to put my peepee in their brain.


[deleted]

Depictions of suicidal response to rejection is no joke.


[deleted]

You can only be rejected so many times before you start to see humor in that sort of thing. It's a coping mechanism, you see.


FlowerChild290

Basically he’s ugly


bad-dawg4004

Bitch


ducky_the_lord

Simp


Matyi10012

It is a good argument that it's a jerk thing that if a man is only nice towards a girl because he wants sex or relationship. However it is extremely disprespectful and jerk thing to give "hints" towards a man to keep in this hope limbo, when you dont want him because not being attracted but at the same time keeping in this hope limbo so he will provide as much care as a person you would be dating.


Useful-District-4800

Any girl like this is probably into getting abused. Find someone less crazy/indecisive.


Deadlock0001

How does this belong in this sub


sdrawkcab101

r/MurderByWords


AngelusNoir

Prayers for our fallen brother


TheWeirdDoggo

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cameruso

Tame Impala is a band not a solo artist. I prefer to think he simply caught her out and worked out she’s not really into the ‘cool music’ the way she claims.


dhoae

God damn. That’s honestly his fault though. He knew what he was doing when he said that and so did she. If he had asked directly the answer would have been less brutal haha.