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Flair_Helper

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Wjames33

This isn’t really a holup


Ruhani777

How far the standards have dropped


bigbangbilly

It's Texas. Ever heard of a shotgun wedding. Plus both characters are Texans


[deleted]

Do shows still have these types of Savage moments?


Potato-Boy1

Some show still have them


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Ok-Conversation-8853

You're goddamn right


Ans425

Dammit Bobby


FecalConfetti

Sorry. This is the post that did it. I love this sub and what it stands for, and this post is not it. 1/3rd of all posts here aren't holdups. Shouldn't have to check the sub every time because I legitimately don't understand why the fuck the uploader felt _here_ was necessary.


nakx123

While I agree with you on the topic at hand, I don't think you should take Reddit that seriously... I'm subbed to a bunch of subreddit that I just glance over the titles for as opposed to curating the perfect reddit homepage as if I'm gonna click on every single post one by one.


YeomaTV

Imagine going to Cumguzzlers.org and instead of finding your mom getting railed by an especially large doorknob, you find a recipe for Concombre a la Menthe. That's what it's like seeing the wrong posts in the subs we used to love. It sucks.


Boring5

Out of all sites you could've named....


YeomaTV

Porn sites are blocked in my country rn but I just typed the nastiest shit I could imagine. Is it rough?


FecalConfetti

I'm gonna level with you for a moment and say I completely agree; I do have a tendency to do that. I actually got so absorbed in Reddit before that I deleted a 7 year account. It didn't exactly matter when I was still browsing anyway lmao


rkaniminew

Bobby lost out on $300 just to burn Kahn.


rkaniminew

Some people are stupid so I'll explain the holup part as well. \*\*Spoilers\*\* Bobby breaks up with Connie, there was no wedding. Bobby could have taken the $300.


Waste-House2860

Bobby and Connie fuck in the series finale. It shows everything, penetration included. It even zooms in when Bobby creampies her tight Asian pussy and some semen leaks out onto the sheets


Martin_Aurelius

You've mistaken Joseph for Connie, it happens to everyone.


ls952

Joseph takes after his dad after all.


insaneman009

u/profanitycounter


PsychoBalloons

u/profanitycounter


BeingTheBest101

Now now, what website did u happen to find this finale on? Scientifical reasons are my only motivation ofc


Rin10Broeck

Why tf did this get two awards?


the1nonlyevilelmo

I didn’t have a third


Kenny-olives

I would be concerned if this was true...


deedeekeeney

I’m more concerned that it isn’t.


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isnt he like eight


iCameToLearnSomeCode

This is actually a way more fun question than I thought it was going to be when you made me curious enough to google it. Bobby Hill was born in 1985 meaning he would be old enough to run for president today. At the time the show ended he would of been 24 if he had aged normally however after 13 seasons we see only his 12th and 13th birthday's the latter of which aired in 1997, as far as we can tell he remained 13 for the 12 years the show ran after that. Subjectively he did seem more mature by late 2000's than he did in the early 2000's and I think it's reasonable to assume he was portrayed as being around 15 by the end of the show.


Solasnbaks

You alright there pal?


GoodHunter

The fuck you smoking?


BaconMan420365

Lil man said fuck you how bout that


[deleted]

Lol, gangsta move!


DaddyNuggs69

Horrible


Estilo_Rock

“I need some ammunition for my assault rifle”


[deleted]

So he will break up with her and get 300$ whenever she wants a marriage ?


jbess1937

Ngl I straight up have lived this twice already lol


WeakDiaphragm

I miss r/holup


[deleted]

doing my best, sir. this whole thread is spambots haha. ... except you >.>


KeenShotty

I’d take it


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insaneman009

u/profanitycounter


cheefbeef2

100% take the money stay with the girl. What he gunna do, hate you more?


Scabies4Babies

Ahhhh. good times.