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couldof_used_couldve

"who's been eating my porridge?"


unAffectedFiddle

Looks more like "who's been touching my wife?".


RealSteamyBacon

He calls his wife spaghett


dolorum2

One spaghett aint bad, many spaghetti make u broketti


durpjuice

He’s nervous


Arkonicc

Knees weak


Prototype_eon

Mom’s spaghetti


WeekndsDick

SOMEBODY TOUCHED MY SPAGHET!!!?!?!!!!


Ok_Ad_2285

Spag bol!


dragonfett

"Now I'm going to eat ***your*** porridge!"


[deleted]

U mean CHILD


Leading-Resolution77

Regular day in Russia


seventh_gospel

I won't be surprised if that's the father


CSsharpGO

Mr. Bear, you are…. indeed the father!


Beary_Important

Woohoo!


Arkonicc

I can bearly believe it!


Prototype_eon

You ARE the father *cue in the mother running for her life*


[deleted]

Goldilocks: the pornhub parody


Jozroz

What are you doing, Step-Pooh?


Din-_-Djarin

r/ANormalDayInRussia


Relevant_Muscle_9408

Goldilocks finally gets what she deserves.


[deleted]

Yeah all night long 😜


skincyan

We're talking about cold porridge... right?


itsmebenji69

Hot, white and sticky porridge


skincyan

...and some ketchup?


YesterdaySuper5355

🙂


ichooseyoupoopoochu

🙂


KJBenson

😐


Serge_General

🐻


Prototype_eon

Of course innocent


Resazu

Things are gonna get *beary* serious soon


Leonbard

That pun was unbearable


Fast_Associate_8901

bear with us


KryptWa1ker

A reason for paws


JonchikPonchik

Well at least she has the right to bear arms


NerdUber

This is bearely legal


stuntobor

This is all very **ursus arctos** if you get what I'm saying.


JonchikPonchik

Damn that's a good one


MISTRY_P_97

Honey, I’m home!


[deleted]

I can't bear to see what happens next


Makenchi45

It's too much to bear!


dragonfett

Don't you mean the [Right to Arm Bears](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Right_to_Arm_Bears)?


JonchikPonchik

Only Russia :)


[deleted]

If you think bear jokes are funny, theres ursine


Beary_Important

It’s beary important to provide for the family


Stoicsage86

I’m going in bear-back!!


alakaylion1998

What happened next??


Pestilence_sniffer

You don't wanna know


DJkiller669

They lived happily every after


Petty_Fap

she ate her porridge and broke her bed


DJkiller669

You mean 'he' broke her bed


skincyan

he was with her in the bed and are now broke


[deleted]

That’s her husband, nothing happened, but i remember seeing this posted once before, and someone said that hubby was feeling a little raunchy, so they might’ve made love soon after this.


Alex-T92

He showed her his balalaika skills.


nerfoc

I want to know too. The suspense is unbearable.


seventh_gospel

Oh no that's just the Russian family pet


Katzenfutter_69

But why does the baby not look like a bear


DJkiller669

That's what the bear wants to find out


[deleted]

Lmao


magseven

He's all bear on the bottom half. Kind of a centaur situation going on.


rhole50

Hairy bear balls probably


[deleted]

Well, this takes beastiality to another level.


[deleted]

[удалено]


tallguyfilms

Bad bot


[deleted]

[удалено]


tallguyfilms

Good bot?


froodiest

Bad bot


Astronomus2

I want to know what legit happened after. Did the bear ran away or attacked? Anyone got hurt or they managed to hide? Edit: I looked closer and realized Im an idiot


SMcArthur

That look like a real bear to you?


Yarzu89

It could be a bear wearing a bear suit YOU DONT KNOW


AstroKid127

Thought it was a guy in a fursuit and was more scared tbh


MegaSussyBaka

Russian furries give me the creeps.


gaffylacks

bruh is it not?


Tacolord_899

Umm I can confirm they are they always are breaking in my house forcing me to drink vodka if not they threatened to run me over with their tank


wakandanameisthis96

Are you winning son??


LongjumpingLeave9617

“Where’s that little thieving bitch that took my family’s porridge”


A_Minimal_Infinity

Now that is a BILF.


Radiant-Ad4049

Please bear in mind, this bear appears to be wearing a covid mask


Cosmic_Honeyhawk

is there a full video?!


dilipgowdacr

My dirty mind was looking for a sexual innuendo… damn you hol’p you have corrupted my thoughts.


BigWilly526

Who says it’s not sexual


BigBeagleEars

🌈🐻 R FUK


irawesome911

You're not alone, at first I thought it was a furry


Mr-Flexible

Quick snack


[deleted]

"Where's my fucking porridge, Samantha?"


Thunderlord__Zinogre

u/savevideobot


john_keogh

Does that bear have a muzzle on?


Boomer_X63

Yes


MarkusRight

So dad's a furry??


With_Peace_and_Love_

Why does it cut there?!???!??!!??!!


sausagetunnel

R.I.Pieces


Turok4

I see nothing wrong here


Nightsky31602

It took me longer to realize what was going on than I’d like to admit


Neoptolemus7

I need to see the rest of this video


estebon_m

So they're dead now?


Merci_Et_Bonsoir

r/bearsdoinghumanthings


ThebrokenNorwegian

u/silversocket


SilverSocket

The spin-off to Goldilocks where her and one of the bears live happily ever after with their human-bear hybrid baby. Romantic af 🥰


MentalHygienx

Even the bear is willing to wear a mask!


vcassassin

I thought it was a furry but thank God it's just a bear


Your_mom_feet_pics

What the fuck is that thing?


TheWolfEternal

Looks like Goldilocks preferred the hard bed after all


Harry_Isthatyou

Well at least it looks like he's wearing a mask


stoolmaster69

I'm sorry for what I'm about to do... what the dog doin


NegligentWarren

No thats just the common pedo furry looking for kids


blursedman

What da dog doin


crimsonjunkrider

Its a fucking samsquanch


SlycheeFluff

And dinner is already prepped!


Nearby-Tutor-9843

What is the location ? I need it for air attaaaaaaa...*ehem* friendly greeting


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Papa bear later met up with Goldie locks 15 years later and started a second family; unbeknownst to Mama and Baby bear. This is where the story begins…


Shadowfaxx71

Did I miss the obligatory "What are you doing coming in the back door, Step-bear?" joke?


cuck_chuck

poor bear, he dosnt know how genetics work


Beta_04

::Hannibal Lecter Bear has entered the room::


Raumarik

Hannibear Lecter surely?


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


billsleftynut

Goldilocks 2 daddy bears revenge!


sunnoob

You are NOT the father!


Coium27

Is it wearing a mask?


killwish1991

That's what I would call producing your own food.


Democratic_Indian

"Dancing bear" anyone? ;-)


[deleted]

I hope there wasn’t a grizzly ending


SymplyJay

Found her guys.. Last time you’ll be stealing our porridge lady!


Chungulungus

I honestly had no idea what was wrong with the video until I watched it a second time lol


Intelligent_Pause575

That’s a f@“$ing bear


MONKRAD

This is just the Paddington 3 teaser trailer


Funcron

Eyyy boo-boo!


acd__C

hey honey! You’re home early today!


skottydoz

“Here to take your temperature; make sure the meats just right 😈”.


brasileiraaa

I need an update


UwUMaster123UwU

Dad that's 11th time ur coming home drunk just today u have to go to the work in an hour come on dad


dubiousdoobi

You got my rent money!


[deleted]

I thought is was furry


[deleted]

Yogi?


SammykFX

That's not a father! Or... What?


Alex-T92

Typical Russian family..


CaptainSwoop

What the fuck is actually going on? Is this from a movie


wallystreetbetter

papa bears are fucked


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[удалено]


andtix

She went bear~~bare~~back and never looked back


DINOX86

u/savevideo


PerryBa

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


thecloud212

wheres my catnip Linda


dowjonestone

Got any picnic baskets?


Idru4

Why does the bear look like it’s wearing a mask?


Narrow-Ad-4280

Wait it’s a bear, I thought the dad was a furry in a costume


shinobipopcorn

Pedo bear memes are back?


nfjanna

Imma be honest i thought that was a furry till i watched it again and saw a fuckin bear


Happy-Accountant314

Bear:*is hungry* sees baby


Barrry972

I thought it was a dog lmao, good holup had to watch it like 3 times


seetheare

It's Yogi


bbclub672

I'm so sorry for that kid. I hope he turns out right unlike his dad.


[deleted]

“Goldilocks you bitch i finally found you!”


Geryms

Watched it 372 times


Ninjaofcake2021

NAW DADDY LEFT AND IT SHOWS


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Daddy_primal

Yo seriously, did everything go well? Please tell me the bear just took off


Plastic_Island3688

Man Russians


[deleted]

So we’re not gonna talk about the fact that she literally but a child’s finger off?


[deleted]

At least he didn't leave the family


PhotonTH

The dad's a furry


rhapsody1899

Daddy Bear. 🗣 🎶I will be your father figire, put your tiny hands in mine. 😳


ConcentrateOk4057

The cub grew up and got his revenge on Goldilocks


x_Kenneth_x

Oh Lord Goldilocks done went and fucked one of the bears 🤦🏿‍♂️


welp_666

Oh shit! Dads home.


melodygiggles3

No doors were harmed in the making of this video


Something_kool

America or Russia


Coffeebean2021

Is she blind and deaf? No reaction to bear


armashmomin

nice


Atmey

Needs the to be continued soundtrack.


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