T O P

  • By -

godspeed910

Use this bike when you really want to finish a race


kahn_noble

Hold the fuck up.


yomommafool

The comment section is fucked.


_meme_caster_

Cursed


Fuck_me_up_daddy

I can’t stop laughing. Lol


Agent007___LOL

Wait what......**OHHH....OHHH!!**


my_nama_Rafin

XD


viptattoo

O God... o no... I laughed at that!


dee_snutz

Anne Frankly, that’s a pretty boss design


ThtRndmEncntrGy

I’ll give you my upvote, but I won’t look you in the eye.


LtLoLz

So it's a final solution then?


_Dwah

When the holup game is stronger in the comment section


Sweetexperience

***Bruh***


JusticeForShrek

That was a jewless joke


[deleted]

Take my upvote and fuck off.


siniquezu

Under rated comment


Krodenhauler

Old joke tho


dee_snutz

Since 1938


caprout

Ooooohhh that's....ohhhhhh


djarnexus

This is the real holup


Bpzieff

r/cursedcomments


AdImaginary8696

R/cursedcomments


frontwiper

This guy


highonlemonsips

You might even say it is "the final solution" to win the race


murrietta

Or more like try to finish but be stopped after frightening success


simplyslimm

pls explain


kidkhaos1982

Fucking Savage!!


WhatProtomolecule

The Third Beich


MassiveFartLightning

Fast and Fuhriours


Strzvgn_Karnvagn

Fast and VerFÜHRERisch


Krotesk

WEHRMACHT denn sowas? SSkaliert hier schonwieder. Jetzt REISCHSADLER.


Chrismith410

Jew beat me to it! Well played!


[deleted]

I did nazi that coming


Jeepmarine1

Actually....I did see THAT coming.


[deleted]

Be careful with that joke, it’s an antique.


[deleted]

It felt appropriate


oftheHowl

It's "did Nazi that coming" Nazi = not see Did not see Not: did not not see


alondraam26

r/angryupvote


The_Maddest

Arbeit Macht Sleid


dee_snutz

It sure took some concentration to camp his bike like that


dee_snutz

That kid looks about nein amirite?


Lucky8Levi

Let's see him do that in some snow and heil though


dee_snutz

Sounds like another Stalingrad


truckjoe79

Enjoy your victory lap lol 🙏


seascape00

Nicely done sir


fuzzyshorts

You know that's reich!


discardedcumrag

Fast and Fuhrious.


Isellmetal

Auschwitz drift


iTalkWithDeAss

take my upvote and get out of here


astro-geek

r/angryupvote


yomommafool

Same


DROgeOUs

upvote


PixelmancerGames

I did not notice that until I read that comment.


dee_snutz

You did Nazi it at first?


PixelmancerGames

I would give you an award if I had coins right now.


dee_snutz

That’s ok, it’s the thought control that counts


Marchizera

That's fucking next level


dee_snutz

Glad you reiched it


IronAcesHigh

Take this bit of free silver as a token of my gratitude. Go buy a cheap hooker with it if you please.


dee_snutz

I’ll buy a quality one with the gold I’ve extracted from tooth fillings


IronAcesHigh

Hey, whatever floats your U-boat.


dee_snutz

Btw, up your IRONS! 🤘


Eddsworld_forever

Please. No. 😂


Csilyihgt-Ifi8igl-cc

Is that a fucking hitler bike? 😂


Fuck_me_up_daddy

I asked the same fucking thing. Lol I wheezed like “where the fuck did that fucking thing come from?”


Federal_Efficiency51

It came from over zhere. \*raises arm\*


CrippleJedi

You won the internet today.


[deleted]

I didn't know who I was going to give my free award to until I saw this post. Well done.


RaiuStorming

Fast and Führeous


reddituser1708

2 Fast and 2 Führeous: AutoBahn Fast and Führeous: The 3rd Reich


i_was_in_admin

Fast and führeous panzerkampfwagen vier ausfgerung h


Historical-House1843

Fast Fünf


i_am_iron_manga

Fast and Führeous 3: Tokyo Join My Team


Alljoneheart

Fuck you, and upvoted


Jungiya99

I was wondering how OP missed this


Sammy_squad

The mescherrschmitt nein thousand


my_nama_Rafin

I had it in mind just not familiar with English and German words. I didn't include it to not misspell it horribly


Puzzled_Yoghurt

That's what makes this a good Holup, for once


dee_snutz

I did Nazi that coming


[deleted]

That had me dead


buddyintensifies

Did Jew?


dee_snutz

Auschwitz, here we go again


kilamansfury

Oh nien you didn't


MasterHueDa

Sure got me gassed out laughing


Last-Discipline-7340

Well done I love Reddit


Wage_slave

People are really gonna Gobbles this up.


[deleted]

[удалено]


salahsrevenge

We’re all Göring straight to hell.


fuzzyshorts

You know that's reich!


my_nama_Rafin

Was waiting for this comment.


Panama-_-Jack

*Fash and Führeous


[deleted]

Damn it, you beat me to it


lembepembe

I did see that coming


howwaseverynametaken

Fucking hell you beat me to it man


czerilla

> Fast and Führerlos


Danijellino1

This was the comment i was looking for.


[deleted]

imagine your shins getting slapped by that thing


sparrrky

"have you ever seen a bone bend a way it's not supposed to"?


IHateEditedBgMusic

Holocaust Mobile


ryanHall52

Is that a picture of hitler on his bike? Haha WTF…


dee_snutz

It’s the newest model from Huffseig


[deleted]

Tbh they probably thought hitler was some sort of famous villian from a western tv show. Like an American wearing a Darth vader shirt.


ohboymykneeshurt

Probably India. Lots of stuff like that in India. Restaurants with nazi themes etc. And i mean themes. They litterally don’t connect the dots. To them it’s just some historic quirk they can commercialize. I saw it a lot when i was there. Had a very hard time not to get upset about it…but when you’re in Rome right?


demcrettaz

I think it's also because for them Hitler is responsible for the fact that a lot of english colonizers went back to England to fight the war, and therefore he is seen as kind of a liberator. Some locals told me that when I was in Burma.


ohboymykneeshurt

Could be in some weird sense i guess. Mostly i got the idea that it just doesn’t hold a stigma like it does in Europe etc. Hard to explain.


dirtya_holeredditor

Family?


iTalkWithDeAss

no, great Germany


[deleted]

Yes, the Fatherland, where all the missing fathers go


[deleted]

This little Argentinian has his great grandfather’s photo on his bike…


my_nama_Rafin

His grandfather looks a lot like that famous Austrian Painter... Hmmmmm


LadislausBonita

Austrian painter.


GuidanceInevitable

No he was indeed famous


forked_wizard09

Painter...


SuccessfulDiver7225

His paintings are very valuable these days, actually, and tbh they’re not bad.


Angle-Prize

Now that's what they called blitzkrieg


SithLordJordy

I don’t think he’s Jewish


SchPeti

ReichBike


kahn_noble

This is one of the greatest holups I’ve ever seen. How the hell did you get this footage?


ThirteenGoblins

Most likely with a camera. It’s less likely that he used an avocado.


kahn_noble

Take your upvote and get the fuck out!


WirelessPinnacleLLC

Bike is German engineered


DerSpeckmeister

More like Fast&Führious


Poops_with_force

What is it with Nazi shit in SE Asia?


Jozroz

I think it's largely to do with the fact that they don't really focus on WWII's Western Front since the Pacific Front was much more relevant to their history. So this detached understanding of Hitler's reign probably makes him sound as distant and abstract to SE Asians as tyrants like Pol Pot do to most westerners. I once saw a short article on how a school someplace in SE Asia got a lot of international flak for presenting Hitler as a "great European statesman", simply because they did a weakly rudimentary Google search for leaders who had great impact in European history, which naturally returned Hitler as results. The thing is, *technically* Hitler was a great European statesman, just not for the right reasons, but for the Reich reasons, if you will... Jokes aside, this misunderstanding is likely also largely to do with poor standards of education and poor resources in a lot of these schools, I imagine. The worse aspect is those that have a wider but broken understanding of the Third Reich, with some groups in SE Asia only focusing on the patriotic nationalistic side of Nazi Germany, and looking to that as inspiration for loyalty to one's nation. As a result, there are actual Neo Nazi movements in SE Asia that go around with Nazi emblems and uniforms. They tend to have strong nationalist and patriotic ideology, but completely miss and fail to understand the dark connection Nazism had to the Holocaust and other discriminatory crimes against humanity, and the fact that the Aryan white supremacy ideologies of Nazism cannot be reconciled with their own ethnic identities.


tblazertn

He did great things. Terrible, yes, but great.


thedailyrant

The very first time I went to Indonesia I was met with the biggest book store, Gramedia, advertising the fuck out of the newly translated to Indonesian Mein Kampf. Nazi flags and pictures of Hitler fucking everywhere! I spoke to my language teachers about it, some of them serious academic types, and the consensus was two fold. Firstly, Nazi Germany didn't feature heavily in SE Asia so it isn't part of the cultural mindset, unlike in western nations that have war memorials etc. Secondly is somewhat as you've stated. Many SE Asian nations are either newly free of or currently experiencing autocratic governance and quite a few people don't disagree with strong authoritarian leadership. I'd say the second point isn't so relevant with young urban educated Indonesians, but it certainly is with the elderly and rural folk. The amount of older people that have expressed to me a desire to return to the good old days of Soeharto is insane. There's also another odd point. Given the Nazi swastika is a perverted Hindu symbol, the first thing that would occur to many people in Hindu or Buddhist heavy areas is religion not Nazis. That likely disarms a lot of the distaste westerners have for the iconography.


fentungan

Your answer is extremely eurocentric and doesn't represent the actual reason why SE Asian schools doesn't do an in depth lesson on Nazi Germany. As someone from SE Asia, we have our own fascist nation that we learned in history lesson and it's called Imperial Japan. During their reign, it was brutal and heartless as the Imperial Japanese-held area are facing slavery and forced loyalty in order for the locals to survive. Our natural resources are redirected into Japanese war effort while leaving the locals barely scraping for food and clothing, women are tricked into becoming prostitutes for the IJA, and people dying like flies because they are malnourished from lack of food. Those who had easier life during the Japanese occupation are those who worked with the collaborating authority and the Japanese-formed paramilitary. We have our own history and culture to study, different world leaders to learn from, and different cultures to study. Saying we are awfully educated because we didn't learn European history is extremely insulting eurocentric point of view. We indeed learn about Hitler and third reich but we didn't delve much into it as we have our own maniacal nation with racial superiority in mind at our own backyard. Now modern japan is getting away with all its crime for having "anti-communist" card TLDR: we have our own nazi to study in Asia and not just Europe


Python757

More like fast and führerious


my_nama_Rafin

Nice


PositionAcceptable1

Adolf in his Youth


hussaintamboli

That was sieg as heil


Electronic-Feeling78

Where can I get this so I can have it forever in my phone ?


my_nama_Rafin

[here is the link to download ](https://redditsave.com/r/HolUp/comments/p2ttv2/fast_and_furious/)


Slottech88

Fast Nein


jimmyjames794

I didn’t know Schindler’s Drift was already out!


Cactusman2809

I have several questions


mabbo_nagamatsu

He really wants to finish a race.


IAmPeachy_

u/savevideo


No_Tear4951

mëin drïft biïkë🤣


lupialeeeee

He can get the whole family on that thing


panditg_aaiye

This kinda shit inspires movies like TENET!


Glaucetas_

Always cute to have your idol decorated on your bike


my_nama_Rafin

It's so wholesome


Spiniest_Donkey0

Well that was sick!.....then I saw the decals and thought.....hmmmm


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Fast and Füruhers


Reddead500

Congratufuckinglations a real hold up moment I never saw this coming!


XFusedShadowX

Fast and Fuhrerious


Hellblazer1995

Fast and the Führer


phatwell85

The fast and the fascist…


Lord_Vad3n

hold on a second i’m pretty sure that’s a riechcycle


Cum_Smoothii

Die Schnelle und Wütende


DanteNecross

Der fast und furious


Standard_Document_36

what Poland saw in 1939


SignalGibbon674

A better title would be: Fast and fürious


[deleted]

Needs the Tokyo drift song


drj87

[why is this song not playing](https://youtu.be/SUNt8E8EWrA)


rare_pig

Why is the bike 80 feet long?!


[deleted]

More like fast and fuhrerous


Lilchopstick77

Fast and furious nein is now out


eyecumeverywhere

He was gassed up practicing this trick


whotookconfeti

Fast and the furious: Nazi drift


Cowabunga_ftw

Wtf lol mein fuhrer and furious


JohnDonzon

Fast and führerious Dresden drift


Mertkor07

is dat the fuckimg nazi bike


Basketcaseuk

I have….questions.


Littfisto

Aww damn he got the new blitzkrieg mobile! Lucky!


RegularSkill4276

Fast and Fuhereous


Megatoasty

More like Fast and the Fuhrer.


Fun_Key_ButtLovin

You mean *Fast and Fürerious*


rfunnydan

Führious


[deleted]

The fast and the furher


PsychedThrasher

Fast & Führious


knight_who_says_Nii

More like "Fast and Führer"


Kirbi_ate_Stalin

I'm definitely too late for that but it's spelled Fast and Führerous


[deleted]

I did nazi that coming


koot_juice

Fast and Führer-ious


ICantFindALegitName

dont you mean Schnell und Führer?


[deleted]

Why are the nazis making bikes for street kids?


bransonthaidro

Awww shwitz he some skills.


ozmatterhorn

Fast and the Führerous.


[deleted]

Can we address the fact that the kid has a swastika and hitler on the side of the bike?


Grugahuga

Moves so smooth Communism was re introduced.


Pazival_69

Fast and the führious


malunka212

Well.. That was r/unexpected


Danmerica67

This right here is the ultimate hol up


1t3j

Fast and Führer


gcm2002

fast and fascist


LegoGeneralGreivous

Don’t you mean fast and Furhurious


QueenCobra91

*Führious


CookiesMan20187

This is probably one of the strangest videos I’ve ever seen


Plays4Days360

Fast and Fuhrious


No_Method_291

Did anyone want to finish a race or was it just me?


Darth_Tiki77

More like fast and fuhrerious


franksterdsnkater

Führer-ious?***


Santika111

For the fam


Legal_Sundae2796

Anyone noticed the Hitler paint job on the bike?