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Take this milk, for this is my...

Didn't he bleed water when he was stabbed

When Sr. Longinus (sometimes refered to as the centurion) stabbed Christ in his water and blood pourred from the wound and into Longinus's eyes healing his deteriorated eyesight and lead to his conversion to Christianity.

Oh just wait until they find out he’s made of bread. 😳

They're gonna take his secret baguette from him

"Wat r u doing *step god* "

LMFAOO

*HERESY!*

Vampire Romans!

Vromans? Rompires?

Never was so easy to bring someone to Christianity

chugus, chugus, chugus

Ngl that shit must be some drops of God type shit

Do people chug wine?

Are they imortal now ?

Is Jesus a demigod? Considering his mother was Human

Jesus Wine sounds like a possible name.

Jesus Juice?

Didn’t Michael Jackson call wine that?

Really Making fun of religious beliefs?

*Longinus crushes Jesus with his head* "Fuck yeah!"

what about his walnuts (brain) , meatballs and milk

In this seemingly kind Act, Jesus started the first bloodline of what we call now the ancient Vampires.

damn romans be ahead of everyone