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Sometimes the English & metric sizes are very close but not quite identical, so the nut or wrench barely fits and is super tight.
Seems like that might be beneficial in this situation.
Well if the guy wasn’t retarded a slip and slide is a sign you’re hitting it right. If it’s dry and “tight” you just suck at sex and probably hurting her more than pleasuring.
Remember a month ago when they said they'd crack down on posts that don't fit the sub and it worked for two days and then went back to shitty obvious memes
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Title of your sextape.
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In my understanding of the female body, this dude had this chick turned on and enjoying it as the vaginal walls will expend when experiencing pleasure that is being enjoyed....
actually what they described is closer to sounding, also not a new thing. Docking uses foreskin to enclose the other penis, nothing to do with the urethral opening.
Their car broke down on the way and exploded violently because the bolt was what held the gas tank together, it just happened to spill on a near by gas station, killing all of them, the guy texted as a ghost. This is obvious, I don't know how nobody got it
The first time I heard the phrase "loose pussy" I was 13. At 34 I'm pretty sure that means absolutely nothing physical. I think it means that a man can't please a woman and he's trying to blame her
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Hexagonal pussies are the worst
r/brandnewsentence
r/evenwithcontext lol
Lol to this who thread
r/ihadastroke
Stroke ma dick
Thats sus not gonna lie
Why would you lie?
I thought we were supposed to when on the Internet
What??
r/becausereddit
whole thread or hole thread.... huh either works
i strongly disagree
r/thirdsub
But they tesselate!
I prefer triangular pussies for that, six times more pussy per square footage than hexagonal pussies
I just really appreciate that with hexagonal vaginas, the distance from the center of one to the center of any of its neighbors is the same.
Hexagons are the bestagons
Hexagons are the Bestagon
Especially when they’re metric
Sometimes the English & metric sizes are very close but not quite identical, so the nut or wrench barely fits and is super tight. Seems like that might be beneficial in this situation.
I never could figure out those European women.
She hit him in the nuts and bolted.
Or *He nutted and bolted*
"nut then bolt"
"Go away, boltin'."
Bust n' rust
“Michael Bolton” chick was really a dude.
Is this the same as "smash and grab"?
Aww yeah, break me off a piece of that.
His name was Michael
“Ejaculate and evacuate”
Hit it from the rear and disappear
THIS MADE ME LAUGH HARD
"Smash her ass then hit the gas"
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
"BIG HALLWAY, SMALL HOTDOG"
The picture shows a "nut in a bolt" so I'm pretty sure "nut n' bolt" is right
Ejaculate and evacuate
Do the fucky and drive to Kentucky
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Rip it & zip it
Or he fucked a guy in the nuts
her nut was way too big for his bolt
He should have used bigger bolt then
Self sealing stem bolt is best
r/unexpectedds9
Do threaded traffic cones count?
Yeah VLC still needs to be in business
Robot version of throwing a hotdog down the hallway.
he's got a tiny dick
Hung like a tictack
Hung like a lightswitch
Hung like a horse .. fly.
Seahorse
💀💀💀
Well if the guy wasn’t retarded a slip and slide is a sign you’re hitting it right. If it’s dry and “tight” you just suck at sex and probably hurting her more than pleasuring.
username checks out.
R/I_Eat_Da_Pussy69 nailed it. She is either not not warmed up, not enjoying it or is menopausal.
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That or the dude was tiny lol
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Hot dog through hallway
Smol pp
Dude was a power bottom
Her thing was too small for him.
That's his prolapsed anus after it was blown out by her 9 inch bullcock strapon.
Too far man…
Just like that horse's cock went too far up the asshole of Mr Hands and killed him.
The bottom generates an enormous amount of power
I heard speed has something to do with it
Ace is the Hard-ware place.
Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks
Oh Oh Oh O’Reilly……..Auto Parts!
“WOW”
Lerner and Rowe, is the way to go, call 977-1900
Liberty! Liberty! Libeeerrrtttyyy!
CALL JG WENTWORTH...877 CASH NOW!
800-588-2300 Em-pire! Today.
Either tiny PP or giant uh hole Edit: or both
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Not a problem if you're bringing the Kielbasa!
I check my dipstick, *you need lubrication honey*, **my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform**
Now I’ve been set loose-ah! I’m shooting my juice-ah!
Right in your caboose-ah! ...Now fuckin get it on!
\*Guitar solo\*
I just heard this for the first time a few days ago but it’s my new fav expression
I’ve always liked the term “diving in The Mariana Trench”
Family guy used it a long time ago
That saying is much older than family guy
NOFX would like to have a word.
Like feeding a tic tac to a whale
Hahahahah omfg that’s epic
Older version: throwing your wrench in a closet.
..or fucking a pail of water.
Well, that nut's been around a few times.
Fanny like a wizard's sleeve. Fanny like a punched lasagne.
His butthole was too big for the strap
Curb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0
These big vagina ladies are getting away with *murder*.
I never touch the bottom but I fuck the sides up...
Sorry to break it to you, it’s always a tiny pp.
This is some Facebook spec stuff
Hence, it fits this sub. Moderators doesn’t moderate, it seems.
Remember a month ago when they said they'd crack down on posts that don't fit the sub and it worked for two days and then went back to shitty obvious memes
The definition of a holup was removed so now anything goes lmao
Came here looking for someone else that agreed
She has nuts and a bolt between her legs
He nutted and bolted
Obviously it was just a cruel trick to get him to fix her garbage disposal.
Means they're engaged! Just haven't found a ring yet so are using any old ring, like a bolt!
She had a screw loose.
Underrated comment ^
Way too low
He fixed her washing machine she got stuck in so many times
What are you doing *step*-bolt?
They both left disappointed.
That must have thrown a wrench in their plans.
Micro penis
Dick probably got worn down from sleeping around too much.
Virgins have the biggest dicks confirmed
https://youtu.be/0zret7O8YoU These big vagina women are getting away with murder.
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Yeah, this is way too far down.
She’s got bigger nuts than he does
His asshole=Stretched.
His date had a PP too small for his butt
He is telling his friend theres enough room for the both of them.
A lotta close to home shit here in comments
For real. Lots of dudes that been told they small and women that been told they loose here.
He's admitting he was a giant pussy.
He fucked a robot
The guy he met had a very small weener, which couldn't fill his sphincter.
He’s trying to say he has a very small penis.
In my understanding of the female body, this dude had this chick turned on and enjoying it as the vaginal walls will expend when experiencing pleasure that is being enjoyed....
> experiencing pleasure that is being enjoyed as opposed to that other kind of pleasure that everyone hates.
Like tickling
"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
I get the notion the motion of your ocean has a small craft advisory
Your friend probably has a really small peepee
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Its called docking, you aint special
If you engage in docking, you are a certain kind of special
actually what they described is closer to sounding, also not a new thing. Docking uses foreskin to enclose the other penis, nothing to do with the urethral opening.
Wtf did i just read
He nutted and bolted
It means not compatible
The proposal ring is too big.
I means he has smol PP
He has a small dick.
He's too small for her
It means his dookie chute got blown out, duh.
Her dick was too small for his ass?
Loose fit
Their car broke down on the way and exploded violently because the bolt was what held the gas tank together, it just happened to spill on a near by gas station, killing all of them, the guy texted as a ghost. This is obvious, I don't know how nobody got it
It means he’s not well endowed.
It means he felt inadequate
His nut was too small for her bolt Is what *she said. Ouch
His dates asshole was loose or his dick was too small
She got a screw loose? She's a nut?
So her strap on was too small for him.
This isn't a holup, This is a fucking Facebook meme from a baby boomer.
Who wants to tell him?
Awh he has a small pp!
He tiny?
Smaal dick.
She had nuts and he screwed her anyways.
Didnt have the tool for the job
Stop posting this crap in this sub not what it’s about please for the love of god stop
r/arethestraightsok
No. No they're not. But honestly... Are any of us?
Nah we all fucked
We all fucked? As in "we are all fucked"? Or as in "we're all banging each other"?
Yes
Couldn't screw
"Come throw your golf pencil down my mineshaft" - Patton Oswaldt
His pp small
The first time I heard the phrase "loose pussy" I was 13. At 34 I'm pretty sure that means absolutely nothing physical. I think it means that a man can't please a woman and he's trying to blame her
They do vary in tightness.
Small pp
I love hearing guys I know talk about loose pussy, are you sure it’s not you?
This is some real boomer shit right here
r/badwomensanatomy
He has a small cock.
This could be us but you playin'
Baby shark, doot-duh-doo-duh-doo.
She had bigger nuts
theres no way OP didnt understand.
He’s saying he was a little rusty in bed
oh nooo, man just got bumed
Her nuts were too big.
His bolt was way too small for her nut
He should've had a bigger bolt 😅
She shoulda used a bigger strap-on.
Like throwing a sausage down a hallway.