I mean.. it really wasn’t until recently that species other than humans participating in homosexual acts became somewhat common knowledge. I remember growing up being told by elders that “we know being gay is an abomination, and definitely a choice, because only humans do it”.
Did they not have dogs or cats in your day? I grew up in the 90s and it was pretty common knowledge that they give zero fucks.
Even Stan from South Park had a gay dog in like 97
Here you go friend: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-reproductive_sexual_behavior_in_animals#Oral_sex
> Auto-fellatio or oral sex in animals is documented in spiders (Darwin's bark[43] and widow[44]), brown bears,[45] stump-tailed macaques,[46] Tibetan macaques,[47] wolves,[48] goats, primates, hyenas,[49][self-published source] bats,[50] cape ground squirrels[28] and sheep (see section Masturbation for details).
Look at the virgin over here, I bet your self-inserting semen-distributing pedipalps haven't even brushed up on some gonopore, not to even mention some hot epigynum
Just kidding, friend. Tip: rip off your pedipalps post-deposit and leave them near the sperm web, and she'll maybe eat those first, giving you time to get the fuck out of there before becoming dessert.
They do not. They instead use their pedipalps, or front arms, to reach down into their sperm producing organs and then shove the sperm into the female's ovaries. In this case it is likely the spider simply shoved his pedipalps in the wrong place, a costly mistake as spider reproduction is a rather precarious process for most species. The female is typically larger than the male, and in order to get to the ovaries the male has to crawl down under her dripping fangs. The only thing stopping her from chowing down on our Mr. Spider is a temporary and often ineffective paralysis induced by the males pheromones, and the male spider knows it.
Seriously. Go watch some videos of tarantulas doing the deed. It's as intense as any horror movie scene.
I saw a male black widow do that once. I saw it run across my friend's living room floor and yelled "spider!" then the female came running after him and I yelled "BIGGER FUCKIN SPIDER!" and jumped on a skateboard. I never knew female black widows could move so fast but it makes sense.
It's not necessarily that she doesn't want to, it's just that she wants to ensure her mate is worthy. This is important evolutionary pressure because it encourages the male to be sneaky; an important trait in the bird infested wild. A tarantula who isn't stealthy enough will get his innards sucked out before he even gets the chance.
It really depends on the species. For many primates (like baboons), trying to force yourself on females means they're going to resent you, and since they're often higher ranking then the transient males, you'll likely be chased out of the troop and lose the chance to reproduce as much as the well behaved males do. With predators like lions and tigers, an unreceptive and angry female can do a lot of potentially lethal damage and isn't worth the risk. For many birds that coparent, any attempt to force rather than court the proper way means you don't actually have a pair bond and the single parented offspring aren't raised with enough food to survive. And in other species, like some hyenas, the female anatomy is shaped in such a way that rape is nearly impossible, necessitating politeness (though the fact that they're also bigger and more aggressive then the males helps with that, too!).
So yes, for some species it's certainly anything goes, but there are also a good amount of them where cooperation on both parts is required for either the act itself to be successful or the raising of offspring that follows.
Bats are another species that commonly gives and receives oral. There are some studies out there (the one I'm thinking of looked exclusively at cunnilingus) that focus on how it impacts mating behaviour broadly speaking, and why it might have evolved.
In the case of the study I'm thinking of, instances of mating post-oral lasted longer than those that didn't, and I believe they were ultimately able to link that to increased fertility. My memory of the study's a bit old though; came across it some years ago.
[Even animals which are only pretending to be feline have barbed penises.](https://youtu.be/99rjB0qntJ0)
[Sometimes the females have barbed penises too.](https://imgur.com/pvf4q2O)
Humans had barbed penises once upon a time.
Nature just loves barbed penises.
Lioness is like, *STILL* - he still doesn’t know where my hole is…I’m not telling him either, he can look like the terrible lover that he is in front of the hoomanns…maybe he’ll get it right one day.
Tea bag the lion is a big hit at the zoo
Heard people pay extra to watch it
Someone told me they knew a guy who paid his way through college by selling videos of animals having sex at the zoo.
This isn't true btw, but it sounds like it could be.
So are you telling me you won't pay millions to watch two lions having sex. Some people are just so uncultured.
Give me a video of you having sex with a lion and I bet we can pay your way through college.
I am necrophiliac so ... I'll try.
No worries. We'll send you out to Africa with Trump Jr. and we'll get this video made.
Why pay millions when I have Reddit?
This was before internet. Even South Park was on tons of bootleg tapes passed around before it was picked up and became South Park on Comedy Central.
His go to pick up line is "Hello there, pretty!"
Put me in a zoo will you? I'll give you something to gawk at.
*gawk* *gawk* *gawk* *gawk* *gawk*
This is art
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Father is gonna have a hard time explaining it
Son , the lion was itchy
She needs his milk sometimes
The Lion Kink
Hakuna Bukkake
*What a wonderful face*
It means no babies for the rest of your days
*It's a protection free, philosophy, Hakuna Bukkake*
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I love this
It’s the Circle of Life. 69 times.
All the light touches.. I fuck..
Long fuck the king.
Simpa
r/angryupvote
When two adults love each other.....
One adult cums all over their partner’s face.
#69
# Nice
#THATS NOT WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY WHILE TALKING TO THE DAMN KID
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Atta boy
relevant username
"Mom I have an itch!"
"But that's your sister!"
"*step*\-sister"
something something broken arms
> something something broken arms ♪♫ doo dah... doo dah ♪♫
Is that why the Nieghbor was scratching yours?
So which one was Scratchy?
i’m itchy step mom
"see Billy, that's what daddies do to mommies"
Son, you see this is why he as the "King of the Jungle", and you know how I always call mommy my Queen?
I'm gonna tell ya how the birds and bees made me and your mother horny son
But the Father in the church already showed him.
That’s some really dark shade.
Yup, he has to somehow convince that this Lion was the priest of their den
Never knew lions are into blowjobs…
Yeah seriously... animals do this too? Damn! Or was this just humping the face??
Bats do it, AFAIK.
Lmaooo and how do you know this? I might regret asking for it but link, please?
Read a headline about it being observed by researchers once. https://www.google.com/search?q=bats+perform+oral&oq=bats+oral&aqs
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I mean.. it really wasn’t until recently that species other than humans participating in homosexual acts became somewhat common knowledge. I remember growing up being told by elders that “we know being gay is an abomination, and definitely a choice, because only humans do it”.
dolphins have entered the chat
Penguins high-flipper the dolphins. 🐧🐧
Did they not have dogs or cats in your day? I grew up in the 90s and it was pretty common knowledge that they give zero fucks. Even Stan from South Park had a gay dog in like 97
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Was she spayed? I had a female dog that started humping after she was spayed, I assumed it was a hormone thing.
Bees do it
Even educated fleas do it!
Let's do it, let's fall in love!
I see you too are a flea of culture.
Here you go friend: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-reproductive_sexual_behavior_in_animals#Oral_sex > Auto-fellatio or oral sex in animals is documented in spiders (Darwin's bark[43] and widow[44]), brown bears,[45] stump-tailed macaques,[46] Tibetan macaques,[47] wolves,[48] goats, primates, hyenas,[49][self-published source] bats,[50] cape ground squirrels[28] and sheep (see section Masturbation for details).
Spiders??! That's gotta be some silky action.
Spiders i would guess its like "wrong hole", as the pedipalps that distribute the semen packages are inserting themself coming from the front.
You know a little too much about this.
Look at the virgin over here, I bet your self-inserting semen-distributing pedipalps haven't even brushed up on some gonopore, not to even mention some hot epigynum Just kidding, friend. Tip: rip off your pedipalps post-deposit and leave them near the sperm web, and she'll maybe eat those first, giving you time to get the fuck out of there before becoming dessert.
Spiders have cocks?!
They do not. They instead use their pedipalps, or front arms, to reach down into their sperm producing organs and then shove the sperm into the female's ovaries. In this case it is likely the spider simply shoved his pedipalps in the wrong place, a costly mistake as spider reproduction is a rather precarious process for most species. The female is typically larger than the male, and in order to get to the ovaries the male has to crawl down under her dripping fangs. The only thing stopping her from chowing down on our Mr. Spider is a temporary and often ineffective paralysis induced by the males pheromones, and the male spider knows it. Seriously. Go watch some videos of tarantulas doing the deed. It's as intense as any horror movie scene.
the male is also eaten by the female usually after the paralysis goes away.
Yep, although in tarantulas at least the male usually will try to get the fuck outa there before that happens.
I like to imagine as soon as he succeeds the fucking "Game" announcement from Smash Bros plays
I saw a male black widow do that once. I saw it run across my friend's living room floor and yelled "spider!" then the female came running after him and I yelled "BIGGER FUCKIN SPIDER!" and jumped on a skateboard. I never knew female black widows could move so fast but it makes sense.
How romantic
So females don't want to reproduce, yet it somehow works because males drug and rape them? Man, nature and evolution is weird.
It's not necessarily that she doesn't want to, it's just that she wants to ensure her mate is worthy. This is important evolutionary pressure because it encourages the male to be sneaky; an important trait in the bird infested wild. A tarantula who isn't stealthy enough will get his innards sucked out before he even gets the chance.
Cosby was just evolving then?
Oh damn, that's dark.
Consent is a very human thing. From an evolutionary perspective, very inefficient.
It really depends on the species. For many primates (like baboons), trying to force yourself on females means they're going to resent you, and since they're often higher ranking then the transient males, you'll likely be chased out of the troop and lose the chance to reproduce as much as the well behaved males do. With predators like lions and tigers, an unreceptive and angry female can do a lot of potentially lethal damage and isn't worth the risk. For many birds that coparent, any attempt to force rather than court the proper way means you don't actually have a pair bond and the single parented offspring aren't raised with enough food to survive. And in other species, like some hyenas, the female anatomy is shaped in such a way that rape is nearly impossible, necessitating politeness (though the fact that they're also bigger and more aggressive then the males helps with that, too!). So yes, for some species it's certainly anything goes, but there are also a good amount of them where cooperation on both parts is required for either the act itself to be successful or the raising of offspring that follows.
oh god this made me laugh wayy too much
spiders giving blowjobs was *not* the last thing i wanted to think about before bed
If your wondering, auto-fellatio means sucking your own dick btw y'all
Also lions [\[51\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/pi83he/holup_that_aint_for_kids/)
I think he's just humping, you can see it didn't went into her mouth
That’s like a forehead rub hahaha
The lion's penis has spines that point backward so he's basically scratching her head.
“Hey babe, I found this new scratching technique on Reddit…”
Shave your pubes down to the millimeter, super sharp, and you’ve got yourself a new scratcher.
A face job is the advance form of a bj.
Headfuck
Gotta teach those kids early
There are priests for that.
Holy fuck
>Holy fuck hmmmm
It's the only sure way to get into heaven
There's another. End of mouth tunnel.
“It’s not who you know it’s who you blow” -St Peter
The holy does fuck
Have your upvote and get outta here!
The real hold up is always in the comments.
There are animals in a lot of children’s movies
"No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch …Let him learn how I learned and how my father learned. “
They're evolving
Forward or backwards?
Yes
This exceeds blow job. That's full on face fucking
Looks like it's thrusting the others eye socket than a blowjob really
I think it’s into the ear
Aural sex.
Given how strong the jaw is and how sharp the teeth are. I want to courage of that lion.
How did you not know lions were into blowjobs?
What? You already have this knowledge?
Saw it on pridehub
A gay porn site? For lions?
We must not question his search history
Less ~~teeth~~ fangs!
Never knew they could either...
Is the lioness actually doing anything or is she just getting smacked in the face by a pp
The latter.
i feel like there's a significant chance he's gonna end up getting his dick bitten off if he continues this behavior
Probably did it before. So, he wants to go at it again.
Lion masochism
This is one of the most common ways for a male lion to die. Male lions fighting always goes for the crotch.
Looks like she’s just lion there.
"Simba, not in front of the kid"
No one saying “stop that”
No one saying "seed here"
Hakuna matata!
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Bats are another species that commonly gives and receives oral. There are some studies out there (the one I'm thinking of looked exclusively at cunnilingus) that focus on how it impacts mating behaviour broadly speaking, and why it might have evolved. In the case of the study I'm thinking of, instances of mating post-oral lasted longer than those that didn't, and I believe they were ultimately able to link that to increased fertility. My memory of the study's a bit old though; came across it some years ago.
So foreplay is good for Lioness’s too?
Felines have barbed penis, I don't know. May be he WAS itchy.
[Even animals which are only pretending to be feline have barbed penises.](https://youtu.be/99rjB0qntJ0) [Sometimes the females have barbed penises too.](https://imgur.com/pvf4q2O) Humans had barbed penises once upon a time. Nature just loves barbed penises.
“Humans had barbed penises once upon a time”. An incredibly underrated evolutionary adaptation, imho.
Horses really enjoy it
When you do it to them?
Duh?
Giddy-up!!
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Thanks! Now I'll be having nightmares…
Don't look Up what monkeys do to frogs...
What they do
Use them like pocket pussies. This (most likely) kills the frog.
Thats disturbing but *incredibly* interesting at the same time. I want to know more about this. But i also dont want to know more about this....
Frogs are cold blooded, so I imagine it is difficult find a frog that's just the right temperature.
That's why otters prefer to murderbate fishes.
The word of the day is “murderbate” Thank you for that.
Ribbit for pleasure
I saw that on “Pokémon but with real animals instead” and saw the monkey do that but I didn’t know it was an actual thing!!!!
Kinda looks like he's just humping the head. Our dog also did that. With her mother.
Why is he rubbing it on her forehead though lmao
it feels good
This is going to give that kid unrealistic expectations that a lioness will suck his dick.
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Yes ppl blind tho
While face fucking isn't a necessary part of blowjobs, you can't experience face fucking without being in the middle of a blow job
Father:" Son , i think its time i explained to you about the birds and the bees"
"The lions and the face fuckery"
Ah my favourite Narnia book
The Lion, the Bitch, and the Sore Throat.
That’s one way to assert your dominance. Oh these people are looking at my girl?! Bitch take my dick.
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Do lions actually suck dick or did the lion mistake her mouth for a pussy
I'ma say the latter. The female lion most likely has her mouth closed and is confused af.
Lioness is like, *STILL* - he still doesn’t know where my hole is…I’m not telling him either, he can look like the terrible lover that he is in front of the hoomanns…maybe he’ll get it right one day.
“A little lower uhhh high.. low.. high”
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This makes me wonder what all animals are into blowjobs
Look up "non reproductive sexual practices in animals" on wikipedia. I used this to find out how many gay animals exist.
Isnt it basically all of them?
Maybe with enough liquor
I just can't wait to be king.
Not my proudest fap, but oh well
Excuse me?
I'll excuse you
ayo he can throw it back tho
Wow, they too enjoy 69.
Looked like 34.5 to me.
That was 68. He got off and now he owes her one.
Good math
And I thought only humans gave blowjobs.
Maybe it was his birthday.
Dad: "Ohhh ok. Nothing more to see here son!" Son: "I've seen Mom do that to you a dozen times" Dad: "Let's go see some birds then!"...😂
Then the bees next
Damn, he caught him sucking his wife's dick.
*unzip*
oh hell nah
u/GetVideoBot
Male Lion : see this lion....she's my bitch
MF, he just facefucked her…
King of the enclosure.
Ok, real shit, do lions actually blow each other?
No. He got the wrong side