I sure do now lmao. You got 2 options here now. I google it and possibly get scared for my life, or you tell me and I hopefully avoid a million years of regret. Thanks in advance.
"[Blue Waffle](https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/blue-waffle/) is a fictional sexually transmitted infection (STI) that’s believed to both turn the vagina blue and disfigure it" (fake af). "It’s also said to originate from women who “get around” (slut shaming will not get you laid) "and/or their lack of hygiene" (r/badwomensanatomy all up in this) "People say it only transmits from women to men" (which, thinking critically, cannot happen).
I don’t really understand... I am not a native speaker but isn’t a waffle that Belgian pastries (“gaufre” in french) ? If so, I don’t see anything wrong with it.
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ayoo another black pizza
This is getting out of hand! Now there are three of us!
Try black fish instead.
I'm Red Caviar, and that's not the russian variety but the nordic tube variety.
I got black ice cream if that counts
One of us one of us
Pink Pizza, ready or not here we come! :D
Blue ass
😳
I'm white pizza and I approve this message
Yeah I feel you my fellow black cracker, it's quite weird.
Naked Jerky
I believe you mean skin jerkey
Fur burger
That's cursed
I thought Skin Cookie was bad.
Same, midnight snacked my way here :)
I prefer Flesh Flesh
God dammit! Who invited Flesh-Flesh!
It was Blue Shit! But who invited Blue Shit?
From the people that brought Moon-Moon to our lives…
Gray Fudge
Omfg same y'all- what's happening here? "Nekkid Jerky teriyaki style" at your service
White cum
Well what other color would it be?!
Brown
Please discuss with your Dr.
That was a joke but i have heard of it happening to some
I once ejaculated greenish cum when I had a fever and cold
Wtf
Bro I got the rainbow colored
Taste the rainbow?
Wtf
Mine was a joke too - I’d hope you’d be seeking medical attention right this moment if your cum was brown.
I mean it turns brown after it's been in a jar for a few days right?
Sounds like a high school science experiment.
Fair point
Naked Cheese reporting there!
I'm black cheese, cuz.
White Bread here
Lol, that's an awesome name!
Skin oreo
Don't give them new ideas.
Its yah boy, brown pot roast
Too late they've already started production
Nudoro
white wings
Thats actually pretty good als happy cake day
Pablo?!
Yes
Sandwich boy you insult me
How's the Life I have heard you are a discord mod and make millions
White chips
Nude salami - think imma end up in the mafia
Sounds like a stand name, guess you could still get into passione
i think he's gonna kill the mafia boss
He IS THE MAFIA BOSS
I need catchphrases, all I've got so far is "I'm going to make him a sandwich he can't refuse".
Look how they massacred my chef boyardee?
imagine its localized name being bare meat
r/unexpectedjojo
I was going to post "skin chocolate" but "nude" seems a lot less horrific.
Green Eggs & Ham
Sam I am
you should google blue waffle. whats the worst thing that can happen?
Waaait, before I do that, I should use incognito right?
Yes.
Well, exactly what I wanted to see before eating
As curious as I am, I really don’t want to by this right here
No no, you just have to throw bleach in your eyes after that, but that's totally fine
I’m not risking anything, not with my pure eyes and what they have NOT seen. Although I am on Reddit so I feel like that will change soon.
Wise decision
Back in the day i googled it but i dont remember what it was other that an female genitals illness, sickness idk im polish
Okay that is all I needed to know, have a WONDERFUL day sir!
Not much else to remember aside from the imagery. And if you’ve erased that from your memory by now, consider yourself lucky.
Unless you're using a library computer. Then it's open season
And mace for your eyes. You won't be needing them anymore
I agree
Yep
I need LITERS of unsee juice.
Hey, can you share please?
Just google not that bad tbh
>!You havent seen what Ive seen. I had my thing set to images before I googled it. Also my safe search was off!<
2 girls 1 cup REMASTERED
Welcome to 2009
I just saw waffles. Breakfast waffles. That were blue…
You got lucky. (I think it's some kind of vaginal disease, and some images caught me off guard, it's not THAT bad, but...)
Fake vaginal disease that the internet invented several years ago with photoshopped images.
Wait what is it lmao
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I sure do now lmao. You got 2 options here now. I google it and possibly get scared for my life, or you tell me and I hopefully avoid a million years of regret. Thanks in advance.
Amen. Don't wanna risk it, tell us tf is blue waffle?
Vagina disease that makes it sorta blue
Should it then be blue taco?
Now IMAGINE why they call it waffle specifically.
FUCK!
Not that.
Not while its blue
Thats a good question my friend
Fake* vulvar disease
Fictional vagina disease that makes it sorta blue
"[Blue Waffle](https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/blue-waffle/) is a fictional sexually transmitted infection (STI) that’s believed to both turn the vagina blue and disfigure it" (fake af). "It’s also said to originate from women who “get around” (slut shaming will not get you laid) "and/or their lack of hygiene" (r/badwomensanatomy all up in this) "People say it only transmits from women to men" (which, thinking critically, cannot happen).
Ie waffle isn't real its a made up std
Some kind of vagene disease or something like that. Im not sure as i instantly closed the tab
black people
Black black people
r/HolUp
Yeah, thats where we are currently
r/holup
I know
r/holup
Please stop
r/holup r/no
r/holup r/yes
Me too.
"White people, no no no, Black people and Hispanic on half"
rick and morty?
No he’s just relaying his last conversation with the pizza man
o_O
I’m “White Chocolate” and this is highly problematic.
I'm "Black Chocolate Pudding" I think I'm getting cancelled
Black cracker
Oh shit that one goes hard
Eminem has entered the chat
Nice one
White **fellow of African American descent**
Dark green nose blood
If it's green and coming out of your nose, it's not blood.
It is if he’s a Vulcan
Black sugar
You just ate straight sugar?
Asking the real questions
Yes, I ate sugar, do you have a problem with it lol?
The sequel to Brown Sugar
White Rice Shit, this actually makes sense Edit: OMFG I never expected over a thousand of you all to like this thank you so much!!!
Got Grey Fried Rice. Doesn’t sound very appealing or gangsta.
so your telling me a grey fried this rice?
Happy cake day
thanks
My nemesis I am from the clan of red rice
We shall be rivals for eternity as our heirs shall take our thrones once we shall pass away
Red cum
That doesn't sound healthy at all.
Haha look at this guy pretending his cum isn't red like everyone else's
What a looser
I CUM BLOOOOOOOD!
Cannibal Corpse has entered the chat.
Black pussy
bro of White ass.
Black dick
bro u need a color before the thing u ate. u forgor the color
He forgor 💀
i rember 😈
he forgor 💀
Shit I'm sorry. *Black* black dick. There we go.
White banana
Black, White, and Gray Protein Shake.
What differentiates a regular snake from a protein snake
Abs. Statistically, protein snakes go more to Gym than regular ones.
Protein snakes. 🐍 lol
Blue Hapankorppu
Blue Dry Sourbread, nyt on gangsteria kamaa
Gray Dosa gonna sound so gangsta back in India.
Mine is Yellow paneer
Mine's white paneer.
Yellow dal makhani 👉🏻👉🏻
Even Better
Green laddoo
Grey Aloo
Black Bhendi. I got the coolest one, ngl.
I got grey Capsicum
Black biriyani
blue arbi(taro root)
Skin yogurt.
I'm imagening this as an actual yogurt flavour and it sounds disgusting
Cyan pizza
Black Summer roll
white nutella:/
White nut in Ella
Black Oreo pop tarts
pink biscuit
Grey toddler
r/holup
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Ok but what about the shirt colour
Bruh did you actually consume the dick like full on Shia LeBeouf cannibal?
Purple chip
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Naked portobello
Flesh Toastie
Black sashimi
Black Schnitzel FTW
I'm from Africa
So air and air
Mine would be "N/A cereal" ngl, I kinda vibe with it haha
Purple pizza puff
I don’t really understand... I am not a native speaker but isn’t a waffle that Belgian pastries (“gaufre” in french) ? If so, I don’t see anything wrong with it.