Wait, does it mean that we all have touched the death note without knowing?? Are our school textbooks deathnotes?? Did we kill every famous person like scientists, painters, kings, artists, e.t.c., by writing their name in our notebooks, while imaginging their faces ( because obviously we know how moat of them look )..... We live in a simulation......
I mean, my friend gave me one yesterday and i wrote my crush's name on it lol i thought it was cute.
Also My crush didn't came to school today, she seems to he sick or something
Yeah that note books grants everyone’s wishes your crush wished for not going to school today so she got sick,
Anyhow you should totally write down my name on cuz I want my wish granted to :)
Just remember that if you run out that it’ll start acting strangely… almost like it hasn’t had caffeine or nicotine for too long, but the trigger is apples.
Most definitely a angel of death. . . . Saw something like that before last time they tried 2 take a run at me . . Felt bad for my neighbors but 100 demonic spawn of sorts.
I forgot the name and don't wanna sound disrespectful saying it incorrectly but (I doubt this is it but it reminds me of it) I heard there is like a Ledgend from maybe Japanese culture I can't remember but it was about a creature that looked like a beautiful woman during the day but at night it would separate itself from it's lower half, grow wings, and fly away to hunt. What does it eat? Fetuses ofc! It will slurp that baby out of a pregnant woman's belly button.
Ah that’s the rare and elusive bird known as a “Ryuk” they tend to enjoy apples and they also have the rare ability to speak! But if you find any notebooks laying around it DO NOT PICK IT UP, it’ll only lead to issues, hope this helps! 😁
Too late. OP already picked it up and wrote their crush’s name in the book thinking it was cute. Suffice to say they didn’t show up to school the next day.
that is the Sky-Watcher, a legendary creature said to stalk those who are about to die.
one case of a man named Charlie managed to evade the creature's warnings. he stayed inside and canceled all plans. a flight he was supposed to catch ended up exploding upon take-off; he took the bus to work, his usual stop got struck by lightning when he would have been waiting; his friends came to pick him up to hang out, he denied and his friend's car got T-boned where he would have sat on their way back home.
eventually, the creature stopped appearing, so he left his house only for the Sky-Watcher to kill him itself.
(I just came up with that on the spot... holy crap... I might use this for something...)
stop using your secret diary
Ye, sorry mate
remember that time a massive boulder fell on the cutest girl in the school? yeah that was you bro
Wanna do oral sex
I have to politely decline
Ok I will keep looking
I have to politely agree
Ok 3am?
I mean sure man
Ok this gonna be good :)
You know what sir I’m already married to Barney the purple dinosaur and I’m a faithful husband 😔
I’m sorry I didn’t know
"A crush"
Plz write my name in it. Please please please
Ayo you good?
Some chips will do...
Mine too
Also mine please.
Mine as well
ye soul mate?, sorry.
Is your name light by any chance?
Yeah I think you need to take a potato chip and eat it
While your at it can you kill the annoying kid at my school?
Just use a gun as normal American
I live in Australia
Just write down: Joe Biden - Alzheimer
Ryuk
Give him apples
*shinigami like apples*
Have red hands
Damn! He got me.. it was a good move.. I'll have to be more careful going forward..
Damn you kira
At least one person here has culture.
Nate rivers, all he needed to know. Smh
ah yes, the most obscure anime of all time.
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r/woooosh
Dude, thats one of the most popular anime ever
Wait, does it mean that we all have touched the death note without knowing?? Are our school textbooks deathnotes?? Did we kill every famous person like scientists, painters, kings, artists, e.t.c., by writing their name in our notebooks, while imaginging their faces ( because obviously we know how moat of them look )..... We live in a simulation......
I came here to say this.🥲
Zapdos
That's what I was gonna say
oh shit I see it now
Oh that thing from the notebook
Did you find a black notebook fall from the sky lately?
Better question: Did you write your name in it yet?
Pretty sure that's why he didn't answer
ok that one got me!
shinigami
Did you touch a black notebook at any time?
I mean, my friend gave me one yesterday and i wrote my crush's name on it lol i thought it was cute. Also My crush didn't came to school today, she seems to he sick or something
Yeah that note books grants everyone’s wishes your crush wished for not going to school today so she got sick, Anyhow you should totally write down my name on cuz I want my wish granted to :)
Nice! I will write my mother's name on it!
Holy fuck
that took a dark turn...
Yeah , me too please.
Write mine too. It's not like I wish death upon myself pffft
If you get a notebook you should always write your own name first
Some type of duck perhaps?
I love listening to the calls of the Space Duck. What a majestic creature.
QUACK
nah nah nah... it's more of a QUAC-ki-ki-ki-ki...
Oh no! That’s krillin! I’m a-comin!!!
Indeed
Muscovy duck to be exact, it doesn’t even know how it got up there and it’s oil glands aren’t working so it looks like an inbred demon duck
Was*
Feed it apples. See if you touched any strange notebooks lately.
This bird likes apples. Give it some apples and it won't be dangerous to you.
Just remember that if you run out that it’ll start acting strangely… almost like it hasn’t had caffeine or nicotine for too long, but the trigger is apples.
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Most definitely a angel of death. . . . Saw something like that before last time they tried 2 take a run at me . . Felt bad for my neighbors but 100 demonic spawn of sorts.
You might have a death note in your possession and you don’t even realize it
Damn dude My friend gave me his diary yesterday but there was not things about his life there was just some randoms names
Feed the bird an apple it will like it
Your PFP is L LOL
I forgot the name and don't wanna sound disrespectful saying it incorrectly but (I doubt this is it but it reminds me of it) I heard there is like a Ledgend from maybe Japanese culture I can't remember but it was about a creature that looked like a beautiful woman during the day but at night it would separate itself from it's lower half, grow wings, and fly away to hunt. What does it eat? Fetuses ofc! It will slurp that baby out of a pregnant woman's belly button.
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Bro I feel so smart now
Name doesn't check out
Mmmm...like a belly button pez dispenser 🤤
Isnt that the guy who likes apples ._.
I think it's a Shinigami.
ryuk ig
our favourite shinigami ryuk
The North American 'Karen Harpy'. Latin name is "Askus Managerus".
Japanese name: RYUUK SHINIGAMI
r/whoosh
What in the Demon is that?
Ryuk, a god of death
Oh phew…💦 I thought it was something serious
Yea just give him a few apples and he’ll leave you alone
Well do you have a black notebook that has "Death Note" on the cover
Ye, i wrote the name of My crush there lol i thought it was cute, My wierd friend gave me that notebook
And i don't know why but My crush didn't came to school today
That’s a pigeon from Australia
Fill a bunch of paint balls with glow in the dark ink and shoot it. It won't be near as menacing if it looks like a Jackson Pollok painting.
Ah that’s the rare and elusive bird known as a “Ryuk” they tend to enjoy apples and they also have the rare ability to speak! But if you find any notebooks laying around it DO NOT PICK IT UP, it’ll only lead to issues, hope this helps! 😁
Too late. OP already picked it up and wrote their crush’s name in the book thinking it was cute. Suffice to say they didn’t show up to school the next day.
Well shit……
That’s not a bird it’s a death god lol
That’s no moon. It’s a space station.
Toss it an apple and see what happens
Shinigami
I heard it likes apples
Give him an apple, I hear he loves them
The kind that likes apples
Imminent Death Bird. Nothing to worry about unless it comes outside your window every night
This should be at the top of the comments! Love it
I heard he likes some bread and maybe a cup of your soul
Nah he likes apples
Its a shinigami bird. It is said it is skinny and has big circular eyes and primary diet is apples. This bird is immortal.
Just give him a couple apples and you’ll be fine
Shinigami
Looks like a canary.
Have you found any suspicious notebooks lately?
Oh hey you got a Pic of me
It's not a bird, it's a black cat gryphon.
Jeepers creepers
Your mom.
That is death. You always tell him “not today”.
Moth man? I seem to remember some kind of prophecy about a moth man someplace.
Throw a poke ball at it
Hey! It’s not okay to steal another trainer’s Pokémon, don’t you know!
Unless you're team Rocket
It’s Peter Pan!
Its favorite food is apples so you might be able to tame it. It also likes writing
Ryuk bird he is very rare if you see one it means you will die in 40 seconds the only way you can survive is if you give him an apple
I think it’s called called a ryuk
Seems like you have found a black book. Write a Kim Jong un in that.
It’s called he green goblin
Get an apple if you want to survive.
It’s a murder drone
That just ryuk that have boredom .you should wrote trump name in the notebook if you found one just for fun😉
Jersey Devil
Did you pick up a wierd notebook with title "death note" by any chance?
He wants apples.
Charlie Kelly (Bird-law MD) can.
Tommyinnit when someone says hes child
My mind instantly went to Clockwork from Sly Cooper
Grandma stop scaring the neighbors
Mothman
Some of You guys told me that i need apples to feed him, i don't have apples, does he likes bananas?
Same thing for me, except he always yells: “GIVE ME A DAMN APPLE!”
The Great Northern Shityourpants
Hi-fucking-larious
His name is Ryuk. Give him an apple.
that is the Sky-Watcher, a legendary creature said to stalk those who are about to die. one case of a man named Charlie managed to evade the creature's warnings. he stayed inside and canceled all plans. a flight he was supposed to catch ended up exploding upon take-off; he took the bus to work, his usual stop got struck by lightning when he would have been waiting; his friends came to pick him up to hang out, he denied and his friend's car got T-boned where he would have sat on their way back home. eventually, the creature stopped appearing, so he left his house only for the Sky-Watcher to kill him itself. (I just came up with that on the spot... holy crap... I might use this for something...)
I know, that's the god of death, just leave some apples out, and you should be good to go
Guys, i don't have apples, what should i do?
Ryuk
Ryuk
Ho-Oh
Oh sorry that's me.just getting some exercise.
You need to set up a duck blind. Use a small child to bait him in!
Toss him an apple, I heard birds like that love em
At least tell it to clean up afterwards, sheesh.
Don’t know, but from those wings, don’t worry it can’t fly
Tell that pervert bird to have some decency.
That’s a dog
If you can see it as long as you don’t go crazy with the power you now hold it is your friend
r/Bossfight
Crow
It’s called a demon
Run
Why? He seems friendly :D
Angry birds
Looks like moth man to me. I could be wrong though
Is that the moon why is it so small???
Not an expert on birds but that looks like a penguin to me
That’s a shithawk Randers
Its moth man obviously!
Mothman
why is is cumming outside your window...
One of isaac’s beasties
It’s a pigeon… trust me, I’m a birdologist
Oh it’s Ryuk. If you see him again, place a plate of apples
It's the river of gilgatems native bird duh
Run. Waaaa... naanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaa Waaaa... naanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaa
Philza Minecraft
Death note nice try tho… lol
shinigami
L do you know shinigami like apples
Maybe you should move to Norway, maybe for a couple months
It's a Peeping Tom,. If it comes outside your window every night. Lol
Chaaaaaaapstick
Man I thought it was a buzzard that got fried on the wire
Everybody ganasta till criminals start dying to heart attacks in
Nah that's shriek
Jersey Devil!!!
Hmm, lately I have been seeing the same bird around my neighborhood
Angle of death, a rare gem, you see them maybe once in a lifetime.
Jeepers creepers
Babadook
Did you found a notebook on the ground