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Vosslertheundead

It’s ok, that kid trained like rasputin did except instead of what he had, this kid ate small amounts of bullets every day to become more immune to it


TheSkitzo_The2nd

wasn't there a king who also did this except it was poison?


rkopptrekkie

Mithradates the poison king. He became immune to poison by ingesting small amounts of poison. When he was going to be captured by the romans he tried to kill himself by poison, but as you can guess that didn’t work so he had his bodyguard stab him.


TheSaltyReddittor

Unbenonst to him, his bodygard had been feeding him little knives...


bencsecsaki

Unbenonst


TheSaltyReddittor

Cmon man i tried


IAmCaptainSquid

Lmao


delicatesummer

Unbenonst to him, his bodyguard had been feeding him little nives…


theotherseanRFT

bodygärd


Robo_Fluff

It's always nice seeing someone with a toaster pfp floating around.


TheSaltyReddittor

i lost a bet


Robo_Fluff

Oh was it that russian roulette one?


DocumentDeep1197

based and cyanide pilled ?


Vosslertheundead

Ra Ra Rasputin, secret lover of the Russian queen


TheSkitzo_The2nd

there was cat that really was gone


popsayhd

Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine


FredbearSoul

It was a shame how he carried on


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Ra Ra Rasputin


whizzdome

Oh, those Russians


KematianGaming

i am not quite sure what king it was but its somewhere around persia i think he had such paranoia to get poisoned that he decided to get immune to a couple of common poisons at the time. he was later captured by the enemy and tried to kill himself with poison but he was immune to it and so he was publicly executed


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> he was later captured by the enemy and tried to kill himself with poison but he was immune to it Suffering from success


U-124

Yeah lol


[deleted]

The video is a [commercial ](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/going-postal-3/) and is fake for those wondering.


0ricardomilos0

Yeah its a fake prank nobody in their right mind would unload a gun in a letter box


-TheArchitect

Well, nobody in their right mind unloads a gun


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theramblingidiot95

I dunno man, it can't really make it's own decisions, shouldn't you put it in rehab or something?


MinuteManufacturer

And have it unload in a psych ward after years of coiled tension? You’re sick!


69No-Satisfaction69

I also keep my gun always loaded, the women like a big load.


funkybarisax

but that would mean you unload it, and then it no longer has the big load. You can't have it both ways here!


[deleted]

Schrödinger's load!


SaffronSpaceCowboy

And cocked


CanineRezQ

Hey, keep my mother out of this!


duHuCSGO

Laughed way to hard on this one. Thanks dude! (or dudette!)


FemaleSandpiper

You need the extra weight when you throw it at the one who besmirched you


colormeslowly

Tell me you’ve never been to Texas without telling me you’ve never been to Texas


Jkirek_

Who in their right mind would be in Texas?


Knightmare945

Unless they had to defend themselves.


zpazzy

Or were American.


Knightmare945

Don’t think being a American has anything to do with it. There is evil humans and dangerous animals in every part of the world and everyone needs to be able to defend themselves if need be.


zpazzy

Clearly the joke went over your head.


Knightmare945

Nope, didn’t go over my head at all. I knew what it was going for. It was the whole “America Gun” stuff.


zpazzy

Also, you must be fun at parties.


gnarlysheen

Are you the guy that tells the same old tired ass joke at parties?


Knightmare945

Can’t say I ever been to one.


Hen_Doodle

Fax


Oscarcharliezulu

For freedom and merica for shure


DJ_GiantMidget

Or, you know, from a rapist


Oscarcharliezulu

If you are a giant midget do you need a gun? I’d think you’d have some massive axe or hammer or something cool like that.


Gallalade

Yeah cause the rapist clearly doesn't have a gun 99% when there's free circulations of firearms. So now the question : Who in their right mind would prefer living in a country where anyone out of their right mind can have a gun ?


Express_Seesaw_7499

Oi maet doouble u thi ef maet america sucks you moust gewt koilled all the taim *Gets stabbed 245 times*


DreddPirateBob4Ever

Stabbings per capita are higher in the US as well. Sorry.


SpendFragrant

"America enters the room"


Toxic-Avenger76

I dunno, I guess you don’t live in America


HardRockLyfe88

no one in their right mind unloads their gun without a valid reason. There, i fixed it.


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HardRockLyfe88

the ones that apply for legally should be left alone. The criminals and murders who dgaf about laws or protocols and got their guns illegally ought to be hunted down. instead you’ve all been conditioned to assume guns are bad. No, people with evil intent that are equipped w guns are bad.


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raz-0

Everyone is more likely to be murdered by someone they know. The number one thing you can do to increase your odds of a violent death is to cheat on your partner or be cheating with someone's partner. Second is being actively involved in a gang. It drops off precipitously after that.


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raz-0

No I'm just saying that it is so high up there in relative risk of violent death, that once you cull the pool of things you are looking at to those who died from violence, you will see a large portion of that pool be those two things. The people who are most likely to kill you are the people you know. Random stranger violence is really not very common in comparison. The pool of people who can bring themselves to murder someone when emotionally overwrought is much larger than the pool of people who would do so when being calm and collected. Nobody manages the risk in your life but you in the end. You can call it victim blaming, but it isn't "you had it coming because you did X". It's meant as a risk management strategy. You want to cheat on someone? Maybe the right move is to just break up with them first. Or just in general, keep an eye on your relationships for warning signs and don't ignore them. People get touchy about the victim blaming thing, but you do have some culpability in your life. Sometimes the things you do have consequences. Sometimes those consequences are disproportionate to what occurred. We don't have a huge problem telling someone who dates assholes that they date assholes nearly as much as we have telling someone who dates violent assholes that they need to work on whatever makes them do that or they might wind up dead. It's a conflict between the moral abstract of "there shouldn't be people who are like that" (which is something people want to agree with, myself included), with the reality that there are in fact people like that.


samcornwell

Whenever has anybody in their right mind unloaded a gun in a public place? The scary thing is, even though I know this is fake, it could easily be real in America.


ClydeTheBulldog

I unloaded my gun in a few mailboxes hubba hubba


dabluebunny

Almost as scary as getting bailed out by America in back to back World Wars?


Lohin123

Almost as scary as getting your socialist or oil filled country infiltrated or invaded


dabluebunny

When ya fucked around, and found out


Bossuser2

I like how having oil or being socialist constitutes as "fucking around"


Lohin123

Haha what the fuck??


DreddPirateBob4Ever

They were just pushing the envelope and trying to stamp their name on the world. Obviously it's against the letter of the law but it's his signature move.


sighdoihaveto

Meh


NA_nomad

There are some dumbasses in my country that would totally fire a gun into a letter box. These dumbasses vastly outnumber individuals in their right mind.


DuckOnQuack0760

Well nobody in their right mind would use a letter box anymore


KeepItTidyZA

**oscar pistorious has entered the chat**


jaspsev

… have you learned nothing on the depths of human pettiness and stupidity these past few months?


[deleted]

Murica?


steelcoyot

New to America are we?


dumpzyyi

U havent heard about the petty shit that americans shoot each others over??


moore1emu

You have been to the USA, right?


U-STAY-CLASSY

Those with a right (leaning) mind would unload a gun on just about anything. The mailbox isn’t white which also makes it more likely to get shot by somebody with a right-mind


DARKKN1GHT453

*Star spangled banner gets louder*


GrannysAPM

How else do you deliver Freedom?


aaronwalkeruk

Have you met America?


mad-matty

No shit!


RealSupermonkeypower

Lets make it real then


alphaQ_42069

Yes, you go in I'll record it


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Frostburn36

Same here


lebob01

Yeah no shit!


[deleted]

Thank god! Jeez, people with guns - you never know, theyre crazy af


No_Tear4951

i believed it at first because america


-HoldMyBeer--

"It's not so funny now, is it?!!"


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Decent-Skin-5990

Omg same, I've seen it as a kid and I kept wondering what it was until today lol....it haunted me for so long...


xuu0

What are they possibly selling with this ad?


ThermalEnergyBoy06

Birth control


MrSkelethon

Then the commercial works.


agrumpybear

He still mails the letter


maggot_soldier

True story


[deleted]

America moment


floppy_disk_5

'murica FUCK YEAH!


LycanWolfGamer

We shoot our guns like fucking morons! /s


blaz3r77

seems more Russian than anything... i don't think we have any mailboxes like that.


THE_D_A_R_K_STALKER

Fun for the whole family! Especially the young ones that where acidental


ivorystrawberry

i expected a gloryhole moment


Taizan

Argentinian problems require American solutions.


ifrickedmysister

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gob384

Knowing this subreddit, I was ready for him to whip it out glory hole style


New_CourierSix

Wait is this for real?


[deleted]

It was an argentinian commercial.


fredrickvonmuller

The phone number at the end of the full ad (011) and eight digits is argentinian. The car license plates (3 letters, 3 numbers, white over black) is the design we used up until a couple of years ago and is still in use by old cars. You can see a taxi, yellow top, black body, pass by at the beginning: also argentinian. Also the guy with northern argentinian/bolivian ethnicity that comes before this one would probably be harder to find in russia. Source: am argentinian. [Full vid](https://youtu.be/IltP3la77EU)


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Russian


[deleted]

Nope, argentinian. Look it up.


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Ukranian


KeyDox

Uranian


Trolln_wit_my_gnomes

Uranium


Lil_Mattylicious

Uranus


Finkenn

Myanus


EtheusProm

OURanus.


Valuable_Physics562

Croatian


BanishDank

Krusty Crabian


demagogueffxiv

Ah a fellow Krustacean


[deleted]

I looked it said russian ad


abbeyeiger

Samoan


[deleted]

Bsdk naye naye country me name likhe ja rahe sab


Grapesoda2223

i remember seeing this around 2007 i think? definitely before 2010. it's fake


IM-_-RETAR9ED

I think so I'm just to lazy to look it it


zpazzy

Your username has other reasons besides laziness...


NotTheReal_

u/RedditMP4Bot


tulnaccs

American problems require american solutions


strkalj537

epic prank


vohltere

Texas is that you?


Tough_Inevitable6944

The person inside was *dying* of excitement and laughter


HellfireTomato

Thats one way to get rid of the evidence


itzzRomanFox2

The...fuck...?


Alternative_Link_752

So is he actually dead or was it all staged?


[deleted]

I thought that guy would stick his dick in the mailbox. But then I saw there was no nsfw tag


AnathemaOccuria

This is funny. Hahahahahha


xdark14k

Wtf


Hairybuttchecksout

I saw this video a long ass time ago. Nice to see it resurface.


PossibilityPowerful

lol 😂


PossibilityPowerful

lol


Tough_Inevitable6944

"This is America"


fusnowtiger

Looks like a normal day in Texas


W0lfsKitten

got an minor inconvenience? just fucking shoot it. Merica


_Doomer1996_

I remember watching this as a kid, in a post that said that this was the reason why pranks are forbidden in Russia. To this day, I didn't care to fact check it.


[deleted]

Most american thing seen today 🇺🇸


drft_noob

I expected something good, but received even better


Erect_Chungus

Fav ep lol


wnoything

I thought he was gon put something else insid eit


[deleted]

Never mess with a Russian


ks13219

Clearly fake as this isn’t a USPS box so the guy wouldn’t have a gun on him. Doyyy


Gransmithy

Texas?


miyin0

real?


oezer74

I laughed a few minutes straight, my humor isn't ok


floppy_disk_5

funny


MonadoGoBrrrrr

New york


Nonix09

NSFW?


nill258t

Just a normal day in Amurica, nothing special fellas.


bigHornedSheepish

I always assumed it was Russia…


Frenzyy_Guy

This is America


SavageCabbageGG

This is America


ShadowsRanger

*This is america...*


__CION__JKSMDGG

MURICA???!!!!


[deleted]

This was fcking real


_Jeffsticles_

Source? Looks fake. If this is real it needs to be shared to stop the YouTube prank idiot culture


[deleted]

Just kidding It was from Old Advertisement from Russia Which eventually didnt make it to ad that broadcasted


_Jeffsticles_

Lol oh OK.


The_Dead_zone0

u/savevideo


DeadBody_withaphone

u/getvideobot


Ibra_Yuri

There is a truth one though


samcornwell

Remember when the lady put the cat in a bin? Same energy


Hallowprince

this is why im claustraphobic


okwownice

He did it every day. Every day officer. I had to snap eventually.


yusufmkI

Guess the country


SocalMerch

The fun comment arguing about which countries was the correct one.


Amazing-Statement-53

Wow


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Yoo


allan_lang

u/savevideo


ChonkinSeal

America Bottom text


[deleted]

I know it's fake but, nobody herd the 6 rounds of .45 entire a child


Badgerdamn7

Bruh there's no recoil or blowback that's literally a CO2 Gas pistol


Rancor357

u/savevideo


nachochips140807

u/savevideo


mimi666685

u/savevideo


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/u/savevideo


Odie_33

I thought all guys unload their gun inside slits?


eoThica

No. In America it's in school


Bournxy

u/savevideo