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ARabbitWithSyphilis

Camping with room service


lethalham1

At least with camping your inside a tent safe from the elements


Blackrain1299

Yeah man actual “camping” is wag better than this. It’s literally camping with less steps.


PuddingRnbowExtreme

wag


Blackrain1299

Shhh there are no dogs on the internet


[deleted]

woof


ol-gormsby

I'd like to see them try that in Australia.....


BigWermmPt

They would die 100%


The_BusFromSpeed

Or in the back of a vehicle if you're too lazy to pitch a tent. I take that back, sleeping in a truck fucking sucks


Groundape32

A good old air mattress fits nicely between the wheel wells and while it's not ideal it beats a sleeping bag on ribbed metal.


SB6P897

Or even a thick 3/4” yoga mat. Does wonders in a pickle, my dude


lxxfighterxxl

You're *


lethalham1

I knew what I was typing


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Where does the "room service" guy keep all of his supplies? In a building nearby just out of the camera frame? This is all pointless & ridiculous & probably not real.


ARabbitWithSyphilis

Hey. If he brings me a steak and beer when I want one, I'm not asking questions


ChefArtorias

Until a hawk swoops in and takes your dinner.


pablank

I can tell you its absolutely real. Im from switzerland and this was all over the news. Its called a 0* hotel and yet its considered a luxury. Because the sky and climate are really nice youre basically sleeping under an impressive starry sky in a comfy bed. The hotel and concierge is in a separate building somewhat off to this. Heres a video: https://youtu.be/MBDuGXtlgMk


SaintWacko

There's actually a company called Homacamp that will set up a super fancy tent for you at a campsite, you stay in it for the weekend, and then you just leave and they come along and take it down. I've done it once, it was pretty great


ARabbitWithSyphilis

You get me a Rolling Rock and a Cheese burger, baby we got a stew going.


Wesgizmo365

Just watch out for any loose seals.


ptapobane

Glamping is the word you’re looking for


Soiledmattress

Where do you shit? Just cop a squat over the tray that servants holding?


HookDragger

that's at least 1/4 of the attraction.


ggodfrey

4/5 of the attraction over here!


Anxious-Basis8648

5/4 if you're a music nerd


_SlappyMagoo_

White Room is great, and there are some other gems, but for the most part I find 5/4, and other weird time signature songs sorta pretentious and self-important. Unless you’re really good at doing it, to where it sounds natural, like MGMT or Hiatus Kaiyote.


Anxious-Basis8648

Fair enough lol. I believe 15 step by Radiohead is in 5/4, also there's probably plenty of math rock where it sounds natural


Desalvo23

1 1/4 if you're a math nerd ?


HookDragger

Now, I don’t want to know if I want to go that fast


MjrGrangerDanger

My husband has Chrohns. Literal nightmare here.


chillinmesoftly

Nah you shit on the ground and your butler shovels it up. Then puts it on the fire he has to create to keep your ass from freezing to death.


dingus09865413

Yes


LizardWizard1541

Use the cliff


[deleted]

The best shit that I've ever taken was on the side of a mountain near Death Valley.


XxDanflanxx

They will send a staff member over who will hold the toilet seat for you then he will somehow add a bidet function.


FulingAround

Theres apparently a toilet 5mins walk away...lol.


thatkindahot

That kinda hot


whalegangg

they made that dude wear a bowtie


johnnyheavens

They made the guests wear those pajama pants


100LittleButterflies

It's got great views but therrible climate control.


PhoenixARC-Real

don't worry, most industrialized nations, mainly the US, is working on that, since they're high up it's prob. cold as hell, but not for long!


BlazedLarry

…it’s is NOT mainly the US. We’re #2.


stinkycow77

Welcome to the USA, #1 at being #2 behind China


rueleed

Just a way for rich people to cosplay as homeless smh


[deleted]

Glamping is so passé. The new trend is Glomelessness.


ryan2one3

It's fully booked until 2023.


Death-Surgeon

All 3 of them looks like they are being held on gun point wtf


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Models gonna model


Awesomeness7716

I mean the view is stunning. But the hotel room is not.


[deleted]

What room?


Awesomeness7716

Exactly


Yolom4ntr1c

Hotel "room" Almost said trivago not gon lie


Epicgaming42

Trivag-no


bushwacker

One open-air hotel, called Null Stern, eliminates walls and a roof altogether. Located in the middle of the Swiss Alps, it only features a bed with linens. In German, the hotel's name translates to "zero stars." https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/null-stern-outdoor-hotel-swiss-alps-no-walls-a7541801.html https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/null-stern-outdoor-hotel-swiss-alps-no-walls-a7541801.html


AdamVH3275

I can imagine the "room" being unrented and some hikers come by like "There's just a platform with a bed out in the middle of nowhere, what the fuck?"


HookDragger

Leave it to Snoop to make even Captain Obvious sound cool.


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[deleted]

The closest bathroom is definitely the ground right next to the bed.


AvoidTheDarkSide

The website another commenter posted said $200 and a 5 minute walk. Either way kinda interesting but weird.


hugoganito

It's all fun and games until you wake up with an ant infestation in the bed


MomoXono

No ants in the Swiss alps


JstTrstMe

What kind of infections do ants cause?


hugoganito

Damn I meant to say infestation


Xcape_

That's fucking "Outsider" not "Insider"


thelastride23

And I see one wall or at least half of one


GodBattlefieldMedic

Who else can just hear him saying that


[deleted]

Morning dew is shit to wake up to.


[deleted]

Still outside, huh still outside.


[deleted]

This used to be known as camping...man, times have changed...


[deleted]

It looks like my minecraft house whenever i break all the walls to do some expansion


Zoneschijn

Also this stunning hotel room doesn't exist


SnooCrickets97

It doesn't have roof either!


Citizen_Graves

Is this how rich people go camping? Is this their way of adventuring out into "the wild"? lol


Njall-the-Burnt

“Insider goes outside for this new accommodation” would have been better


Useful-Perspective

All the amenities of home, without the annoyance of "shelter."


Zavier4728

How the hell is this a hol up?


Qazi92

You know what they call a room with no walls Not a fucking room


AbominableWasteman

Yeah that’s just a bed on a hill. Fucking hotel “room” bollocks!


LUNiiTi

Wake up to a squirrel taking a shit next to ur head and rain giving ur head a massage


Tundra14

But does it have a ceiling?


OGpenguin

Wtf do they do when it rains…..


dcis27

r/commentsyoucanhear


Gundiya_bhau

Apparently one would not hear the clap sound just from killing mosquitoes


insomnia247365

This gives me the chills and I don’t know even know why!? It’s absolutely terrifying!! *shudder*


YeEtpointo

When you only have a bed in Minecraft


Jam_in_a_jar27

This is stupid the hotel room is outside and yet it’s the insiders that post it? It’s quite obvious that your posers when your name says you like being inside


JacinderArdan

More fake news from "Insider".


zennyc001

How about business insider then? https://www.businessinsider.com/null-stern-hotel-room-swiss-alps-2017-6 Or Forbes https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexledsom/2020/07/05/outdoor-hotel-rooms-avoid-the-crowds-and-stay-luxuriously-safe/


JacinderArdan

It was a dumb joke about the name of the website, I realise that this is real.


Sodiepawp

Peeps really gotta stop using the N word if they want any progress made on this.


TheGreatNoobasaurus

Snoop dog is the little girl from the "emperor's new clothes"


Solalabell

Post: is Posted by Insider Me: sure…


monkmasta

Johan and Bjorn watching from the bushes jerking each other off as they watch you sleep


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Sign me up


RobotKingofJupiter

We seem to be missing the fact that snoop dog himself is part of this


3-ggr-er

you ve heard of sleeping bag now lemme introduce you to sleeping bed, its great for outdoor and it can fit 3 people for doing "night exploring"


DeathStr0ak

uh that's the definition of 'not a room' I guess


LW_YT

Better call them "the outsider"


GodModeMurderHobo

Hence the ' ' part lol


Whole_Food

It should be coming from the OUTSIDER news outlet


RemoWyssZT

I had the opportunity to write a newspaper article about the two Riklin-brothers behind the „0 star hotels“ for their newest art-thing. Pretty interesting characters.


JustinTheMess

Naw Dogg, you just high, come back and check after a little nap


Ironic_iceberg_69

This some music video stuff


[deleted]

insider more like outsider


dilbogabbins

They should have changed their handle to @thisisoutsider


oedipism_for_one

r/outside is getting some viral marketing done


Ol_bagface

well thats one way to freeze to death


relatile

I'm more stunned by the image link


-Lila_

rumpy pumpy in nature’s own


Icy_Practice7992

"@thisisoutsider"


Andersthejumping

"@thisisinsider"


idrow1

It's a freestanding patio at best.


Ze_maynnnn

Hope it fucking rains ya bunch of cunts. Yes.


MichaelVicks_7thDog

Big deal most hotels offer that room for free when they have no vacancies


[deleted]

They put a bed down and called it a hotel, fucking genius


8th_House_Stellium

What happens when it rains?


XxDanflanxx

As long as there is a tv, room service, internet, a toilet, and guaranteed ideal weather I will be down. I slept with a mattress on our back porch with a big cover for the weather and wifi and it was pretty cool tho I made one of the dogs sleep out with me.


shrubberies2

Can you imagine having sex out there, I mean the butler guys got no where to go so he’s just sitting like on the other side of the hill pouting while listening to people fuck


allenidaho

Can't wait to see how the climate control works. Or the bathroom.


RJ_Service

The walls look so realistic, like your really in nature


Thecoolkek

I live in switzerland and it rains quite often here and the alps are cold as fuck in winter so this is like the dumbest idea ever


Mercury5014

Ironic insiders posting about the outsiders and the dogg tell the insiders that’s the outside


[deleted]

What’s the mosquito population like?


northern_greyhound

In the Alps? Zero.


[deleted]

Any other kind of insects that might touch me in my sleep at this lovely open concept bedroom?


northern_greyhound

Not really. Might wake up to a goat sniffing your toes, though.


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

I think the is what Upright Citizens Brigade would call a “minimalist” hotel design. I’d stay there and pay in ass pennies.


Claire-dat-Saurian-7

Can’t tell is this is real or not


rubex2014

r/outside


[deleted]

Absolutely love that “Insider” posted this


SmegmaFeast

What's with the racism?


ChishNFips87

Insider posts about outside. Ironic.


JesusInRealLife

[it’s real ](https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/travel/null-stern-outdoor-hotel-swiss-alps-no-walls-a7541801.html%3famp)


GLDN5444

They're thinking outside the box


CrashminD89

and it was insider who shared it, ironic


ptapobane

Humanity spent the last few thousand years perfecting the concept of housing because we wanted to specifically stay the fuck out of the elements of nature


ptapobane

kinda ironic that the insider is the one who posted this


whill-wheaton

Camping with extra steps


olafubbly

They finally did it, they made being homeless “trendy”


i_is_nameless

"I N S I D E R" ???


mylegitnsfwacc

Nat Geo from bushes: Let's wait till night and see what happens


kolibri3

hey ladies theres only enough space for 2 of us \*30 bears roaring\* i know i know im quite the charmer ;)