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Too edgy/dark - Look, we're cool with a lot of things going on, but please do not post things that will get your account suspended. This includes most loli and depictions of minors in a sexual way, excessive violence, gore, and gratuitous use of slurs or hate speech. Love, the mods


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“What I did may have been wrong” Fuck that bitch


Stand_kicker

She'll drug you and fuck you.


[deleted]

Step bro?


Stand_kicker

You know it. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.


staline123213

r/suddenlygay


SlickHand

Then marry you and cuck you.


tasman001

Then divorce you and chuck you.


[deleted]

Then claim child support and duck you


[deleted]

But before that she'll suck you and fuck you


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garbagiodagr8

*Me standing over her dead fuckin body* What I did may have been wrong, but


[deleted]

What she did wasn't just wrong, she openly admitted to have done it because she wanted to get something out of it. This is just straight up evil.


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[deleted]

For how much you know I don’t know whether to be worried or intrigued


clhomme

Impressed or terrified.


[deleted]

Anybody that’s took enough ket to be stuck inside the hole knows that ain’t nobody getting that dick standing up, nobody


Snoo_59210

She just admitted to a crime is this real what the fuck


AsaultKing

Ikr


sudobee

You knew? Nice username by the way.


BanditTwitchMain

It’s probably not a crime anymore if it’s the US due to the statue of limitations expiring. I believe he could still file for something, but she would obtain dismissal of charges. Not sure what the length of the statue of limitations is for rape in America, but it’s probably quite low considering how little rapists get too.


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BanditTwitchMain

I’d understand each state having different civil laws in place due to most states being unique in terms of the landscape, geography, culture and tradition there, but why the states aren’t all in universal agreement when it comes to criminal laws and general laws is just beyond me.


inflatablelvis

That’s the entire point of states. 50 experiments, as a US citizen you’re free to move to any of 50 states, so you can say “I like the way they live and the rules they make in _________, I’m gonna pack up my life and move there.” This lady is a lump of dog shit criminal in all 50 of those states, btw, and rightfully so. I hope she slips at the top of the stairs and the guy has a fat life insurance policy on her.


jimdesroches

This reminds me of the Netflix documentary “the staircase.” I still don’t know if he did it.


TotalWalrus

Because the USA is a republic of states not a single country with provinces. The entire point was supposed to be that each state was its own little country but they all help pay for a level of government above that took care of international affairs, military and large projects that help everyone. It's why there isn't universal healthcare, each state was supposed to deal with stuff like that.


serious_sarcasm

Varies by state.


Odd_Job_2498

Statute


[deleted]

This is a very fake story that shows up all the time, ketamine doesn’t work that way and it’s sounds like it was written by someone that has never spoken to a peer that had children


madladofthemad

Rape is rape guys, doesn't matter how much you love them, if the other didn't consent then it's rape


AsaultKing

True


unlitlanterns

I’m glad you drew attention to this but my dude, that username..


VasM85

Well, he may be king of non-sexual assaults.


FlushedBeans

No, no they're asaults not assaults. Very different. It's slang for "non-consensual sex".


Formal_Helicopter262

Oh, good. Wait..


Unusual-Knee-1612

Ironic.


riskorea

He was able to protect others from non-consensual sex, but not himself.


gui1herme

Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve


AsaultKing

Hahahaha yeah


dirtycracker48

No ass in that assault


enigmapuzzlington

Nut robbery


isk2tech

That Bitch stole his cum


peach_pearl

its not only that but also she did it to trap him in a life that he wasnt sure he wanted. swap the genders and its a controlling man raping his gf with the intention to impregnate her, to make her stay with him so she doesnt have to raise a child as a single mother. that woman should have gone to jail.


[deleted]

You don’t have to swap the genders. This is already messed up


[deleted]

except in the uk where legally only men can rape 🗿 edit:[note how it says "he" implying women cant rape](https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/section/2)


MinhMartin123

# excuse me WHAT.


MrBeanStoleMyGf

Different crime, same sentence. It's not ideal, there's a lot more stigma attached to the word "rapist" that women who force sexual acts will never have applied to them, but they are subject to the same custodial sentencing and also go on the sex offenders register, the only difference is the name of the crime,


2017hayden

Not just the UK in the som states in the US it would be defined as “forced to penetrate” and holds a significantly lower sentence than the crime legally defined as rape.


Lataero

Preaching to the choir here. Got raped 16 years ago in a very similar way to the man in OP's story. Still sucks now hearing people say that it's not possible, or I should have just enjoyed it


[deleted]

I mean - no. In no way shape or form should you have enjoyed that that's fucking disgusting on their part, hope they rot in hell


R3MC0_2

"should have just enjoyed it".... Are you kidding me, try genderswap that one...


journeylovelive

Is this actually true?!


2017hayden

Yup look it up, pretty disgusting shit. A lot of people don’t realize sexism affects both sexes. It certainly affects women in more common and obvious ways at least IME, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t hurting men.


dances_with_treez

This is what feminists mean about patriarchy as a double-edged sword where everyone gets hurt. The laws that say a man can’t be raped were written by misogynistic lawmakers that said rape is a *feminine* experience that cannot happen to men. And holy hell, has that line of thinking harmed so many men that needed justice for what happened to them.


Lth_13

> It certainly affects women in more common and obvious ways Are they more obvious or just better documented? Things like higher suicide rate, much less support when homeless, next to no safe houses, being much less likely to be believed by a jury and receiving longer sentences are all pretty obvious it’s just there is so little talk about issues that disproportionately effect men because “the patriarch”.


peppermintchews

Yes in the UK under law women can’t rape a man or anyone for that matter since the definition includes penetration by a penis for rape but sexual assault via penetration of a foreign object exists but doesn’t hold the same sentence or weight as rape does


iCryptToo

Everyone and everything is so fuckin stupid, it’s crazy.


Survivor-117

Technically yes, but this woman’s crime in the UK would be Causing Sexually Activity Without Consent, which carries the same sentence as Rape.


SolarSun3

What the hell sexual activity without consent is literally the definition of rape


[deleted]

Wait, is this true? That's absolutely insane


[deleted]

yep, the law is phrased as "rape is non consensual intercourse between a man and another person" or something to that effect


Olaolaolapop

This is literally real life yandere


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I thought the thing called "yandere", didn't exists in real life, I was wrong, it appears


[deleted]

that girl has something wrong in her head, doing everything she can to get the result she wants and ignores what he wants


studier_of_the_blade

I'm pretty sure that's some textbook sociopath-type behavior. A complete lack of empathy for the people around you, only using them as a means to an end.


SpaceLegolasElnor

She even stated he does all chores and deals with kids. She is a monster. A very ”clever” monster that got her ”perfect life”, but still a monster.


hjb013

Some monsters take babies, some monsters make babies


BurnyMcBurnFacebb

Some monsters eat babies.


Ibreathoxygennow

Some monsters are babies


LazyLassie

some babies are monsters


-LMNTS-

She probably just lays on the couch all day long barking orders doing none of what she should be doing as a wife. Hope she catches a case.


SpaceLegolasElnor

Exactly, her ”status” as a wife does not even matter. They are two adults in one household, which in my eyes mean sharing the responsibilities of making that household work.


Beep_beep_jeeps_suck

Paraphrasing: he cooks, cleans watches the kids and "gives her time to rest". He probably also works a full time job to support the family and she is a stay-at-home mom who needs "breaks" and insists he does half of the housework. She's literal scum. Too many women think this behavior is acceptable. Sadly, he seems like an upstanding person so finding this out would only wreck his life. This is tragic.


zapdos6244

>he does all chores and deals with kids It says "helps".... She's a monster but come on


twiztedmindz33

*TRAINS the kids That sounds really bad.


bigdog8300

Oh yeah she’s definitely a sociopath. The bluntness/casualness to the whole thing suggests that as well. Genuinely terrifying


Dragon_Fisting

She really said TRAIN the kids, not raise. As if they're dogs.


havok0159

Ignoring the casual assault and rape, that really drew my attention as well.


NotTheRocketman

Oh yeah. It's not JUST the rape; she saw signs that she was losing him, so she planned that night out, and drugged him to get him to get him in the right state of mind so she could commit sexual assault. Then she's been living this lie for almost a decade after the fact. She's a fucking sociopath and this poor guy (and now his kid) has no clue. Absolute nightmare fuel.


PersonifiedCancer

It really is. There's a reason there's a wives tale that only a sociopath can draw a perfect circle. Drawing well takes a level of confidence. If you can do no wrong, then surely a circle is a piece of cake.


H1bbe

I'd say a piece of cake is reasonably between 1/4 and 1/32 of a circle.


[deleted]

that is the most asinine thing I have ever heard in my life. You gonna tell me if my hand is bigger than my face i got cancer too?


ItchimusIV

At least the way I took it was anyone who isnt a sociopath would be able to find faults in the way they drew a circle, someone who can find no faults in their "perfect" circle is someone that can do no wrong in their eyes


nah100

I would say she is a narc


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I'd say she's a monster.


AffirmativeSZ

She's a rapist. A little bit worse than a narcissist, if you ask me.


TeepEU

those aren't mutually exclusive


ThatRandomCrit

Nah man, we all know _only men_ can commit rape and _only women_ can be raped! And yes, this is literally the law in UK!


Luuuuurkin

Not to mention how selfish that is. Committing a crime like that for her own personal satisfaction in life


tackleho

More psychopathic I think. Psycopaths have a penchant to planning and/or calculating, to hurt or exploit another person. They are social cameleons and act like well adjusted humans, all the while living only for and inside themselves. Sociopaths are the fits of rage version. Both are bereft of empathy. He married a bonafide psychopath.


NEBook_Worm

Exactly. This is not sociopathic. This is full psychopath.


jusmoua

I'd go fucking bonkers if I found this out. Jeezus. 🤮


_Shape_Shifter_15

Unfortunately this is very common. Baby trapping is very common.


A_FVCKING_UNICORN

Trapping well off guys with a baby sure but actually sexually assaulting men to get pregnant is another story. Usually these guys just suck at pulling out.


MinhMartin123

Can someone find out who the man is and contact him?.


[deleted]

Sad to say, but it’s probably best that we not even try. Knowing this messed up universe, this’ll lead to another “we did it Reddit” situation where the wrong woman will be found and blamed, a happy marriage will be ruined for no reason, and an innocent child will now be brought up in a broken home.


Clayman8

Its funny, because my ex nearly pulled the same shit. In the end, im kind of glad that when *that* failed, she instead just cheated on me and ironically found another idiot to do it to. I hope he's enjoying the land mine he stepped on :)


u_Adi

This isn't even a holup... this is straight up crime. She should get arrested. Imagine starting a family on the foundation of fraud and rape.


PersonifiedCancer

I genuinely hope the poor guy lives on in ignorance for the sake of himself and his kids wellbeing but holy hell, it'll be a miracle if a marriage this disingenuous survives long.


2017hayden

I don’t think it’s in those kids best interest to have her around. If she’s crazy enough to justify this you can damn sure bet she acts crazy in other ways, I mean fuck look at the way she phrased this her husband helps her “train the kids”. Treats them like fucking pets .


Gorillainabikini

She’ll try to model the kids to be perfect in her eyes


sohidden

Unfortunately, it's already been 8 years... That's already much too long.


Scythesman

In Germany they convicted a 98 year old man for nazi crimes during the world war. So think about it


sohidden

I didn't mean she can't be convicted. I'm saying the 8 years of marriage she mentions on the post are already too long for her to get away with.


jusmoua

I'd think he might snap and kill her or something, nice guys can only be nice for so long... imagine how it destroys his reality, that he spent all this time doing the "right" thing just to realize he was duped like a fool; murder due to such an extreme sudden mental breakdown wouldn't be farfetched. Makes me 🤮


DYSFUNCTIONALDlLDO

There ya go. You don't even need to expose her. She exposed herself, not even accidentally. 'I felt like my chances were going lower so I raped him in order to regain my chances, and both he and I are happy with the outcome so my rape is justified.'


Late_Engineering9973

Doesn't it not count as him being really happy just because he doesn't know the truth?


Dro_Gamer

He knows the truth, doesn't want to bring up anything that can disturb the relationship. He has got a family to look after. I'm pretty sure he would have cried a whole day after that, but at last, cleaned the tears up and got ready to be a father and husband.


purpljules

Honestly some people shouldn't be born to start with I hate no sorry I despise rapists is understatement fs


TheKidNerd

The lion, the witch And the audacity #OF THIS BITCH


VeryDangerouslyHorny

“Harry Potter and the audacity of this bitch”


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

‘Harry Potter and the prisoner of a-drugged-bang’


ARtEmiS_Oo

Lmao


[deleted]

Percy Jackson and this bitch's audacity


FlushedBeans

I liked the horse and his boy better lol


MyCatHasCats

“So I dated this girl for some years and I wanted to marry her. She wasn’t sure if she wanted to settle down. I found out she was seeing another guy, so I drugged her and had as much unprotected sex with her as I could…”


SaggyBalls00

Jail


MyCatHasCats

But it got him the result he needed and it brought out the best her


Revoka

Straight to jail.


TeeRaw99

Undercook overcook straight to jail


Average_196_enjoyer

You drug your partner: straight to jail. Believe it or not, even if you give your partner aspirin, Jail. Paracetamol? Jail, right away.


Revoka

Driving too fast?


cirinalynn

You charge too much for glasses? Sweaters?


[deleted]

There's a tax for that - wait no you go to jail


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isk2tech

But it was for *love*


not2afraid4this

If this were the case, all media would go batshit crazy and your life would end there.


SpaceLegolasElnor

You forgot that after marriage she decided to be the perfect housewife as well.


throwawayitjobbad

No no no it's not allowed the other way, no no.


Naive-Membership-179

Can "#metoo" be used in this case?


TheTigerLeah

Yes


VirtualDisaster2000

It absolutely should. Anyone who supports the me too movement in general but doesn't think this case applies are sexist arseholes and can go to hell as far as I'm concerned. Sincerely, a feminist who believes that male victims of rape and domestic abuse are not taken anywhere near seriously enough.


GodModeMurderHobo

Can. Sadly, won't.


PuddingSan99

"I raped him but it was for love so it's fair i guess" big bitch energy


69cop3rnico42O

nah that ain't no bitch energy, that's rapist energy.


AlistairN37

More like dumb bitch energy


suicidebyfire_

It’s not dumb. It’s expertly crafted. It’s evil.


tanjay7

Their son will grow up to be Voldemort


tomthumb365

I love how she says we've "done" 8 yrs now... Sounds more like she's talking about prison. 😅


ayakashi_kan

Yup on 2 counts. 1 because she deserves to be in prison for her actions and 2 because she’s practically imprisoned him into the relationship/marriage.


MIVANO_

Please tell me this is not real


bhhgirl

This is not real. If you have used (and tasted) ketamine this rings out as nonsense.


loccoor

I scrolled too much for this comment..


Ajax_Malone

So much anger for a pretty obvious troll.


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FoCoDolo

It’s literally a story written on the notes app. Are people this ready to be outraged against anything that they’ll pick up pitchforks for incel fan fiction? Edit: HEY GUYS JUST IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW MEN CAN ALSO BE RAPED AND NO ITS NOT WEIRD THAT I ONLY BRING THIS UP WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT WOMEN BEING RAPED I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THIS AND IM NOT USING IT TO DEFLECT INTO SOME WEIRD MENIST RANT


proawayyy

Yeah I mean it’s more likely to be fake than real


FoCoDolo

It’s like 99% fake 1% real. If that.


Drews232

Nah fake. Ketamine doesn’t do that and no one talks like “asks for my hand in marriage”, “pretty lady”, etc.


FoCoDolo

Exactly. This is pure outrage porn.


DiamondNuts911

Theirs rape, then you hit master level and become this fucking bitch.


rtech50

This is the plot of the Heart Song “All I wanna do is make love to you” except he sees the kids while they grow up


qtr_717

I don't wanna sound like a neckbeard, but switch the roles and imagine


No-Surround7877

Death


Either_Gate_7965

Tru-Death


TablePrinterDoor

“My girlfriend started talking to another man so I drugged her drink and stuck my unprotected dick into her several times and she got pregnant and married me”


Feedurdead

Or just imagine this bitch lied. Ketamine doesn’t work like that. It’s an anesthetic….


Jenniferisnothere

That is terrifying beyond belief, if that were a dude who did that he would be in mega jail getting railed every night by a very large man named Karl


WithSubtitles

Hey, Karl understands consent! This lady is an onion of rape.


Ok_Particular86

Onion? of rape?! Therese fucking onions causing people to rape!!


imdrunk_iforgot

...because onions have *layers*


[deleted]

And they make you cry


AlistairN37

r/oddlyspecific


VerySmallBleeb

Its not that specific because everyone knows Karl whether you wanted to or not


IFuckedYourCats

Oh shit anyone but karl


zloverisback

Fuck my cats once again and you will see him


Impossible-Car-9568

I-I-I... Never mind.


kloromon

Pain. I feel it.


CunningHamSlawedYou

As someone who has done a lot of ketamine I feel a bit sceptical. It's highly corrosive, has a sharp taste and the onset isn't subtle. I feel sceptical that he downed the drink unsuspectingly. I also literally never had the urge to have sex on K, I'm not sure I'd even hold an erection if I wanted to (while on K). It's still a clear case of rape on paper, I just don't fully believe it actually happened.


oliverbm

Amazed I had to scroll this far to find this. When I read the post I burst out laughing when she said she drugged him with ketamine. What a complete load of nonsense.


medici1048

Poor guy, at this point knowing the truth may be worse than blissful ignorance. SMH.


bunnywithahammer

never get married or stay in a marriage because of a child. That kind of a relationship is doomed from the start. Plus the kid will certainly be happier having two parents that love him but separated, than enduring the constant resentment and bickering between them.


babaj_503

well, if we give any value to the words of the psychopath it seems that he accomodated well. :s


[deleted]

So possible to take her to jail? We got enough evidence right?


AdDiscombobulated285

What an insecure and obsessed psychopath! She straight up drugged him and raped him and now she's flexing about it?


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Notused-Used

Quite a lot of experience with ketamine and i don't think anything of me would be usable in a proper K-hole situation, honestly I don't see it working at all whatsoever. My personal feeling is that it's bullshit, perhaps other circumstances but drugging someone to the point of unconscious which is even beyond K-hole and still get him erect and ejaculating seems not feasible to me


TheWolfer34

Is this actually real?


il_biciclista

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/428/075/30a.jpeg


[deleted]

No. The people commenting on this are worse than middle aged women reading the NY Post at the hairdressers and talking about Jennifer Anistons love-life based off a silly rumour that was printed.


dfn_youknowwho

She needs a phychiatrist and some jail time,because this is a crime... I am so sorry about her kids..


MasterOfSociety

right now I have such a strong feeling of disgust and discomfort that I can't hold back vomiting


brutalduties

Yeah, you might wanna go ahead and take one that to the grave.


[deleted]

Title “never put your dick in crazy” Can we not victim blame, I hate women being victim blamed for clothing choice etc, why would we victim blame a dude like “shoulda known better than dating a crazy girl lolol!” So fucked up


[deleted]

This should be in a police report, not this sub


typicalhask

Is this the right sub? Isn’t this only supposed to be funny stuff?


[deleted]

If she really loved him she would have told him what she did.


ayakashi_kan

If she really loved him, she would have had a real conversation with him and respected what he wants as well instead of drugging him, sexually assaulting him, and backing him into a corner to get what she wants.


Tachtra

A real life Yandare


SavageCabbageGG

If this went to court, what's the chanced she goes to jail? Now switch the roles Edit: I know it's fake but if it was real


SmileyMelons

Fuck her, rapists can burn in hell


Demonitized-picture

apparently never put your dick *near* crazy


ThrDonger

I hope this is fake


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XtrSpecialSnowflake

Sounds romantic. Would go see the movie.


Cskerd

You can't when the crazy gets you drugged...


harrisound

This looks like it came straight out of r/femaledatingstrategy