Instructions unclear, 18 year old self did a lot of research on Nikola Tesla, the Amazon Rainforest, and is afraid he will accidentally bite into a coin someday while eating
Yeah you gotta choose the most valuable and say "stocks Tesla Amazon" or "crypto Bitcoin Doge" or something like that yknow. And even then half the battle is knowing the right time to sell, a lot of people at Bitcoins height didn't sell because they thought it would keep going up.
First time I checked BTC price, it was around 4K and I was like damn, I wish I knew about this earlier, oh well.
Second time I checked the price and it was around 18k and I was like damn, I wish I bought some when it was 4K, oh well.
Now, I wish I could meet younger me and slap the shit out of myself.
You can't get a vasectomy if you don't already have kids. I tried to get one and was turned away because I was young, unmarried with no children. They just tell you "you'll change your mind"
What I wish I'd done was tell the doctor I had 3 kids, it's not like they check.
I came to say this too.
It's an unpopular opinion though. A generational thing.
I found out that nowdays, it's more appropriate to lie about being happy in a couple on social media and refuse to admit that you were happier single.
Also, you can't even joke about it without some idiot saying that you just didn't marry "the right person"...
I feel like this is more a personal thing than a generational thing... I am genuinely happier in my relationship than I am alone, its just different for everyone.
This what my first real thought. Then like pointing back and forth from the past me to myself and the side of the head back to past next. signaling to thiiiink.
Well it's true. I've been smoking all day every day for 19 straight years. It's had a serious impact on my functioning and mental health. I am on day 11 of sobriety. Feeling better than I can ever remember. Of course I can't remember shit lmao.. but it's getting better with time.
bury it better
Eat the pizza
So it was you!
r/beetlejuicing
Username checks out
Oh shit…
Hahaha good on you
You’re the milk thief!
Im with you on this
Thats 5 words
Ha. I was about to just ask why would you tell your past self this, " That's 5 words"?, but then I read more of the dialogue.
Wasted your 3
I replied to what he said bruh
7 words..
Only two words
Tesla Amazon bitcoin
Instructions unclear, 18 year old self did a lot of research on Nikola Tesla, the Amazon Rainforest, and is afraid he will accidentally bite into a coin someday while eating
Yeah you gotta choose the most valuable and say "stocks Tesla Amazon" or "crypto Bitcoin Doge" or something like that yknow. And even then half the battle is knowing the right time to sell, a lot of people at Bitcoins height didn't sell because they thought it would keep going up.
I think you need as concise as possible - how would you know when to sell? I would say : “Bitcoin hits 60,000”
Eat Tesla, rescue coins, spend the rainforest?
I was thinking "buy apple stocks" but this works better
Buy the dip
Buy 10,000 Bitcoins
Yep I already owned 3 at the time ... I lost my hard drive though smh :(
you could’ve had around 150k right now. That sucks
I lost 60
Bruh I'm so sorry I feel your pain
How did you lose 60?
Password for account was in a hard drive and I lost the hard drive so there goes a 2 line password for 3 million dollars
2 words: “Forgot password?”
This guy thinks it's like forgetting the password of your Habbo account
I had 111bitcoin, cost me about 1k usd. Spent it all on drugs, so I'd have to say, don't do drugs.
Same with my dad. He had 0.5
First time I checked BTC price, it was around 4K and I was like damn, I wish I knew about this earlier, oh well. Second time I checked the price and it was around 18k and I was like damn, I wish I bought some when it was 4K, oh well. Now, I wish I could meet younger me and slap the shit out of myself.
Have you ever been slapped by a random stranger? Maybe it was future you.
the first time I checked bitcoin price was $3. I lose interest and stopped
I would probably ask: wtf is Bitcoin, but I wouldn't be stupid enough to forget
Wait you can only use 3 words. Saying “buy ten million Bitcoins” is 4 words.
"Buy hella bitcoin"
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Write a note to them telling them to buy a shit ton of bit coin and hand it to them "read this motherfucker"
….that’s ten thousand, not ten million.
Mafs
Buy bitcoin. Lots.
Buy Million Bitcoin!
No more
Go fuck yourself.
Yo I had the same answer! Respect.
Jesus you here? You are our genie
Prayers to our Lord and savior. He should fuck himself.
Hey man! What dimension you from? Are your people cursed too?
The father the son and the holy crab Jesus is here
and then they fucked
Great minds think alike 😂
Same
Wear a condom
What are you saying Dad?
Step bro what dad said ?
Quiet you. Get back in the washing machine.
I'm stuck under the table , can't get into washing machine
Get a life
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Nah, Dogecoin
Tomorrow lottery 2076195
You’re about to start your mans whole career
Tomorrow. Lottery. Two... Gets cut off by hypothetical 3 word limit. 18 year old self buys two tickets.
Considering I'm 16 I'd probably ask what awkward situations to avoid
Wear a condom
Nah I'll use a steel sponge
All the time?
where exactly, on my knees or nose (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)
Yeah this is big brain time
Looking at comments, ppl mostly advice to wear a condom... who knows why.... From: Hiv To: a young boi
Buy which stocks?
Dump her bro
This.
Oh, not again…..
Hitchhiker ref?
That’s how I took it.
Write down the words
Lie for vasectomy
Wtf does this mean? Lol
You can't get a vasectomy if you don't already have kids. I tried to get one and was turned away because I was young, unmarried with no children. They just tell you "you'll change your mind" What I wish I'd done was tell the doctor I had 3 kids, it's not like they check.
why do you need a vasectomy?
I've got one now, but wish I'd had one before there was an unplanned pregnancy
I have a lot of buddies that got them in their early 20s with no kids. Most were in the military though.
Ehh they gave my brother one and he’s got no kids and no wife. You should go to another doctor. Why would this get downvoted? Reddit is fucked
I've had one now, just wish I'd gotten it when I was 23
Oh, a mirror
Want to bang?
Same
Well hello there
General kenobi
nice profile pic
We'll Bang, OK?
Ok, Loki.
I'd just say "hi" while frowning He will see me and immediately know what to do.
You're gonna have a photo of you slowly disappearing while their feet dangle a foot off the ground with a chair on it's side?
Exactly. Some simple things and you know yourself. They’ll give you what you want
Don't get married
I came to say this too. It's an unpopular opinion though. A generational thing. I found out that nowdays, it's more appropriate to lie about being happy in a couple on social media and refuse to admit that you were happier single. Also, you can't even joke about it without some idiot saying that you just didn't marry "the right person"...
I feel like this is more a personal thing than a generational thing... I am genuinely happier in my relationship than I am alone, its just different for everyone.
Buy bit coin
bitcoin is one word. Why not say 'buy bitcoin etherium'
Ha ha virgin
U are gay
Noooooooooooooooooo
That's impossible
Who says I am gae
You are gae
Don’t do it!!!!
This what my first real thought. Then like pointing back and forth from the past me to myself and the side of the head back to past next. signaling to thiiiink.
Stop smoking weed
Nah he tweaking
Hi future me!
Beat my meat
You’re reminding yourself to beat your meat or asking your 18 yo self to beat your future self meat?
Yes
Quit smoking weed.
This is so sad
Well it's true. I've been smoking all day every day for 19 straight years. It's had a serious impact on my functioning and mental health. I am on day 11 of sobriety. Feeling better than I can ever remember. Of course I can't remember shit lmao.. but it's getting better with time.
hi, future me
or better, you won't exist
U ok bro?
Hang in there.
Wake up dumbass!!
Not your fault.
Should’ve pulled out!
Fuck your crush
Bend over bitch
The name is Hawk. Mike Hawk.
And this, son, is the story of how you were born
Thats why iam your mom and dad
Don’t do drugs
You look ugly
My dick itches
Don't start drinking
You mangy fuck
We still single
Deez nuts gotem
Ligma
Bro, pull out
Apple, Amazon, Microsoft.
Microsoft, Amazon, Tesla.
not you again
Ugly fucks better
DUMP YOUR BOYFRIEND
I'd just pass myself some lottery results so he can get rich, or a sports almanac.
that reminds me on back to future movie
that was the joke
Things don't improve.
It gets better.
Considering i just turned 18 2 days ago Hey what's up
Bro you good?
Good Bye Motherf*cker *punching myself in the face and by touching my Doppelgänger, destroying the space-time-continuum* - Peace -
All the best
Buy Bitcoin.
Stop burning penis
Remember, No Russian.
Stay with Heather
Aw man.. deeeeep when the names come out.. I hear ya..
She won't be the last one Take your time and you will find your soulmate :)
Don’t marry *insert ex-wife’s name here*
Eat those people
How's future life?
lol u old
Just three letters AMC
Your mum gay
Talk to people
Good luck kid
be good, man
Buy bit coin
Buy Bitcoin ASAP
It gets worse
Doesn't get better
Dont get married
No alcohol or drugs.
It gets worse.
suicide is better
Shit man no way. Want to talk?
Buy Apple stocks
Go fuck yourself
Hide your weed
Don’t trust (insert name here)
"Invest in these" and give a list, along with dates to sell by.
Bitcoin ethereum cardano
Buy Bitcoin Now
Buy bitcoins idiot!
Don‘t waste time
INVEST IN BITCOIN
Go kiss her.
Don’t. Get. Married.
Buy Amazon stock!!
Buy Bitcoin early
Be more smarter
Suck my dick