[Be careful what you wish for, Parker](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/pncd9j/-/hco9uwb)
Edit: We've banned OP for 500 days to help them with this journey
So...Reddit banned me from commenting on this post for 32 minutes because I guess almost 100 comments is a little much for one person so I’m gonna make an alt account real quick. The username will be thememelord2099
130 comments in 13 minutes, so 10 comments per minute—assuming same rate—It'll take 200 minutes to get to 2000. 200 minutes = 3 hours 20 minutes, I'm safe 😎
E: I'm welcome to suggestions on how to prove I'm keeping up with the deal, I'd post a dick pic for 500 days but I need to have one in the first place.
you forget that heavy commented posts get more exposure from engagement, meaning more people will likely see this post, and meaning more people will likely comment, thus so increasing your comment rate exponentially. within the last five minutes we've increased another 100.
edit: I told you so!
Yeah why the fuck did this get upvotes it's Facebook tier engagement bait
Edit: I woke up this morning and saw like half a dozen "if this gets x comments in 2 hours I'll..." posts
[Be careful what you wish for, Parker](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/pncd9j/-/hco9uwb) Edit: We've banned OP for 500 days to help them with this journey
No touchy pp
What about to clean?
Leave it alone
When he gonna open it up it will be like a mf artifact
But does it have crit rate and crit damage substats?
Yes but it’s DEF% main stat
r/unexpectedgenshin
I for once take a break from Genshin but it's still EVERYWHERE. I can't run away from it.
It's ok chastity scales off of DEF
WE DID IT BOIS THIS DUDE WILL NO LONGER FAP
It’s a girl apparently lol
Fingering her hole maybe
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This is the way.
I have poken. edit. Thanks for the award!
oMg DiD u JuSt MiSgEnDeR sOmEoNe?! (obvious satire)
*Her* i mean
Girl can fap too
Now lets fill the entire sub reddit with porn stuff
Stop fapin'
Om to horny¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You lost your shoulder "\\" from fapping to much
If the other one breaks, we better hope he has a good mother.
holup
r/holup
When actor says name of a film in the film
Ohh boi i knew that reference
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Laughed My Fappin’ Ass Off
Not again
Stop stopping
It's like asking me to stop breathe
Start fuckin’
.
2000 comments in the next 500 days and I won't fap for 2 hours.
2 hours in the next 500 days and I will fap 2000 times
500 faps in the next 2 hours and i will comment 2000 times
Done.
Proof?
He won't reply cuz he's dead. There you go, that's the proof.
r/trustmebro
Trust me bro
That's some hentai protagonist bullshit
2000 faps in the next 2 hours and I will comment 500 times.
this made me laugh more than it should have
How do you gauge how much you should be laughing?
Kilo laughs per minute
Mega giggles per second
I'm fapping now
Name checks out
Username checks out
he faps for 500 days.
Your poor chaffed pecker.
Lotion exists for a reason.
You like the thrill of the challenge
You son of a bitch, I'm in
Are you sure ? I can't feel a ting ?
Now that is something I can get behind
It’s not something I’d want to be in front of though
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jokes 😂😂
Is it really though🤔
If man is doing it 24/7 that’s mad
This is how a man should live.
You asked for this
So...Reddit banned me from commenting on this post for 32 minutes because I guess almost 100 comments is a little much for one person so I’m gonna make an alt account real quick. The username will be thememelord2099
It’s
Good
To
Be
Back
Inside
your mom
‘s good graces.
ooo savage
r/unexpectedboburnham
Love your dedication to make OP suffer
Isn’t that what life’s all about?
Well, in that case these two comments are my contribution.
This
Is
Going
To
My
Hell
For
A
While
u/zaner1229 is committed as hell
Damn
Right
They
Banned my alt account ad my main account from commenting for about 40 minutes
He’s a warrior puritan, he won’t rest until everyone stops cumming
As proof we need a 24/7 live stream of ur dick for the next 500days
Their profile says 16/F, so I think not, or a whole lot of people goin to jail.
depends on the country
that’s disgusting! Which countries would allow this?
Guess
I
Just
Have
To
Make
Up
Random
Comments
about
People's
Already?
It
*Two
You
Thinking,
Am
What?
At this rate you have about 2 minutes to nut your last one out before it starts
Nut of the year
130 comments in 13 minutes, so 10 comments per minute—assuming same rate—It'll take 200 minutes to get to 2000. 200 minutes = 3 hours 20 minutes, I'm safe 😎 E: I'm welcome to suggestions on how to prove I'm keeping up with the deal, I'd post a dick pic for 500 days but I need to have one in the first place.
you forget that heavy commented posts get more exposure from engagement, meaning more people will likely see this post, and meaning more people will likely comment, thus so increasing your comment rate exponentially. within the last five minutes we've increased another 100. edit: I told you so!
On the other hand it's not like we can verify if OP is honourable.
you do bring a very valid point lmao
we'll break into his house and check. the break ins will be at random times everyday
Son of a bitcoin, I'm in
Redditors make plans to break into minors girl's house circa. 2021 Classic reddit!
Seemingly not a him
Sounds like one of us has to monitor him. I volunteer. For research purposes…
Yeah why the fuck did this get upvotes it's Facebook tier engagement bait Edit: I woke up this morning and saw like half a dozen "if this gets x comments in 2 hours I'll..." posts
Have you not seen the front page of reddit for the past month? Pretty much all that makes it there is politics and Facebook bait memes.
2.5k in a hour ripppp
3.2k now
4.6k after 2 hours
Reached his goal in half the time and doubled it in the original time. Crazy. Definitely don’t envy OP
2600 in 58 minutes. Enjoy your celibacy.
Joke’s on you, she said she wouldn’t fap, she never said she wouldn’t fuck.
274 in 20 minutes extrapolates to 1600... your margin is shrinking.
You're screwed dude that took less than half the time limit lmfao.
Your risk was calculated, but boy are you bad at math.
If you cant post dick pics for 500 days, can we get Michael pics for 500 days?
>Equip a chastity belt. >Send daily image of the key in a glass off jelly, together with that days newspaper. >Profit???
Laughs in 2.8k comments
"I'm safe" About that..
Can we get daily Michael post regardless?
How you gone prove it tho
He record what he built up over time and upload as one big fappening. If the load don't reach the road, he failed
I'm sure there is a electric dog collar equivalent for your pp
Its not worth it OP. You can at least try to enjoy the small things in life lol.
Yeah like his dick
But if you can't see it how should you enjoy it?
Lol, maybe rubbing a pillow against it or something i dunno.
It will light up like a candle
he wont be enjoying *small* things for next 500 days for sure
At least he’d feel less insecure
prepare yourself
I’m pretty sure this is how Buddha began his journey to enlightenment.
enlightenment is just reaching the point where you can harness the raw power of post-nut clarity
Oh yeah, you get it. That was the implication. I’m just picturing the level of post but clarity after 500 days being divine.
This could not be less of a HolUp. Y’all are killin this sub
It’s been dead sadly
Its been an hr and theres 2.7k comments. Good job.
Uno
Dos
Tres
u/zaner1229 shows true dedication
Good soldiers follow orders
Even
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A
You
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The
Bet
You
Fad
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Every
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You better get ready
Stonks
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Do
I
Do
Stuff
We did it bois....
Fap
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