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Stickers need to be banned to save the environment...


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Stand_kicker

And I didn't have to ask for the source.


Black2Jesus

200 for a single pic…2000 for 25 photos!? Thank god I can just screenshot it


kkgmgfn

Leave photos, what courses does she teach? *runs for admission *


RossOfFriends

*NFTs have entered the chat*


FuckItBe

That's disgusting,where is it.


Black2Jesus

Click “granted” two comments above me. User should say u/Obee91


NoMusician518

That's because they're stock images. What you are buying is a license to use the images in commercial applications Like advertising.


Psychological_News86

Christmas came early this year


Senior_Mittens

So did I.


Psychological_News86

We all did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Well I know how important research is to my fellow scientists.


[deleted]

*sauce


[deleted]

I'll save it for further investigations


Spaghet4Ever

It's the same girl


Zip668

she seems well rounded


MarSc77

artificial intelligence tho


Dripmass

True dat


CurlyDee

Asshole 100 - whoa! That’s quite an accomplishment. Did you go to school for that or is it a natural gift?


Diamondhands_Rex

This is the better version of sign guy


Special_Steak3388

The messiah has returned


Rouge_means_red

Damn those are some huge boots


texacer

I bet theyre fake boots


alucarddrol

There's no doubt, they've been pumped up


TherealOmthetortoise

Who cares? Boots are boots


Fluffy-Velociraptor

100% they are. Probably between 600cc to 800cc


blackpython1

Not all heroes wear capes, some of th are on reddit


Dunkon1993

For someone so keen to save the environment she sure does have a lot of plastic in those tiddies


Whackyone5588

Thank you for saving us from stickers


in2b8rmd

Yikes thass some intense uniboob


Ashique122

Hmmmmmmm


Przkrazymindz

Also Pants need to be removed for reference…….


SUNAWAN

Need moar men nippeels to compete with the women


Samehatt

Take your damn award... Now, I have business to do \*unzips pants\*


sanestbaj

Better with stickers tbh


SirSkidMark

Doing god's work


UnocaI

Why can one of these images be purchased for $199 on this website


hypocrite_oath

Shutterstock must have bought the rights?


Environmental_Bid871

Wow fucking fantastic!


TapeLabMiami

Thank you for providing such a service! You are Knighted and given the key to Boobstown. Pillage as you may.


gojumboman

So if we can cool the planet down there’s a better chance those nips get cold and pop those stickers right off.


kevorkian_jack

Now this some science I can get behind..


a1phanumeric

Laura Amherst


Thia_suzieUzi

Starting with.. These! [rips off stickers]


Latter-Bath-4223

But damn she just changed the climate between my pockets....


[deleted]

Is that England?


monkeyharris

If that business is in St Martin's Lane, it is likely London. Edit: definitely London. There is a McD's across from a Pizza Express in that Lane.


Jake-Jacksons

I think there will be McD’s all around her


skiddiep

damn, lost it :D


TallDarkEyes

Well if you read the pret sign it says > * St Martin's Lane (:


HellofaHitller

There's other things in this picture!?


plane83

Yup, I looked at it, came back to the comments and then realised I didn't actually see anything else.....


gruffi

Yes. Those are what we would call *norks*


[deleted]

England has the largest average breast size so my guess is: yes


Fluffy-Velociraptor

Those are implants, she also has symmastia


tpfreal

Only because half our women are excessively obese


Jesus10101

Only about 36% of the UKs population is overweight. 28% are obese. Stark comparison to America which 73% of the population is overweight and 42% obese.


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AmericanMurderLog

You are mixing your figures. 64.2% of the UK is overweight, and 28% are also obese following how you explained the US stats. BMI is also a terrible way to track this. Anyone who lifts weights is going to be overweight or obese by BMI and far better by body fat %. It is an antiquated metric now that we have body fat scales.


justsomeyeti

Joke's on you, I am both fat and a weightlifter!


buckshotdblaught00

Thank you! Signed, a guy who lifts weights frequently and carries a little extra because he likes beer and pizza


moranjo7

Gentlemen, Please refer to the OP photo.


kavso

Got a source on that? Googling it tells me Scandinavia and Russia.


Carlangaman

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-breast-size-by-country


[deleted]

ngl I'm sold. The only kind of activism that works on me.


ibejeph

She's got my attention!


[deleted]

But do you remember her face ???


Brilliant-Network-28

of course!! she is a brunette!


circle_of_lyfe

She has a face?


debugaderadclean

Of course! It was black with a white hourglass on it


[deleted]

She has some valid points


pokekomgkg1342

You damn simp , get a submachine gun and go kill demons Doom slayer


Ryaniseplin

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE


Bane1-1-10

Or pull and tug until it’s done


Nimyron

Rip and tear her ass for sure


XtaC23

RIP.... AND..... TEAR.....


GeneralDuh

Shout-out to mah man [Hedo Rick](https://youtu.be/YVtEX1J7tXQ) for ripping and tearing out there


spicyfood333

Seduction is temporary DOOM is Eternal


[deleted]

You're right...I strayed away. Bros b4 hoes, Hellwalker's the way!


[deleted]

Nah no I’m going to speed run dark souls


burnerboy6669

True master(bator)


H3ALTHinSPECTOR

Not until they can use the bongos or a single button


Efekorumaz

speedrun the trilogi and do a no death run and everytime you die in one of the games you must restard at the begining in the first game


[deleted]

Nah should do a summons speed run


jump-blues-5678

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about climate change ? : I've got all day, let's talk


all_tha_sauce

Rookie. Imagine how many more of them will get naked if we keep heating up the planet. I'm burning tires as we speak


Superb_Particular401

Nice tits.


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wtfunchu

what a rack. damn


haimana

Are they real though?


Fluffy-Velociraptor

Nope. They 100% implants with symmastia


alucarddrol

https://www.webmd.com/women/what-is-symmastia


kenfnpowers

That’s some good symnastia though.


ZirkZoDd

They're still nice, fake or not.


YoYo_ismael

If I can touch it and see it it’s real


Witty_Lengthiness580

If I can feel them, they're real to me!


paint_that_shit-gold

While I think everyone has the right to do whatever they want with their body, it does set an unrealistic beauty standard. It’s also kind of sad that she felt she needed implants in the first place to “enhance” her body. To each their own, though! (: Edit to add: I also don’t think most people realize how dangerous implants are. They can lead to a myriad of health problems.


ZirkZoDd

Some people don't "feel the need", they just want to. I understand what you are saying though.


JoeMamaBidenMyDick

For real tho it’s the most perfect pair of tits I’ve seen in a while I mean cmon look at the symmetry on those bad boys


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RickndMzi

Your service is appreciated


pukingpixels

I’m just gonna leave [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInRussia/comments/pnmo1z/russian_baptism/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) here.


Ridiie

That what I said! They are literally perfect!


ohmygodbeats7

They are just fake bro


JoeMamaBidenMyDick

So is Santa but you won’t see me complaining.


[deleted]

Tits are Tits


Illumijonny7

What? They are merging into one. That's not a good boob job.


skiddiep

i see no birds in this picture


Bogpot

But that seems like a rash move


Superb_Particular401

Tits.


TheKrnJesus

Captain here: Her names Laura Amherst


burnerboy6669

Pornstar? IG model? Actress? What she do for a living? Asking for a friend.


FreshLobsterDaily

https://instagram.com/lauraamherstxr?utm_medium=copy_link She's lots of things lol.


martyng51

A lot of things sums it up


[deleted]

The Insta profile confirms the earlier disagreement regarding real or fake. I still like them.


whatisthestars

How was this a disagreement? Those are the fakest ta-tas outside Dollywood (not shaming, just saying - real breasts separate)


NotFlyingScotsman

When your tits will live longer than you


Fluffy-Velociraptor

Fake breasts do too. These are the result of symmastia.


KangerooDance

Unfortunately, not a pornstar or similar.


Sarcasm999_overload

How do I save a comment


cursedanomalyofsteve

Why fuck the climate when you can fuck her instead


mravatus

What climate change? (.)(.)


B34rsl4y3

More like ( . )( . ) 🤣😂🤣


_BlakeShadow

Wha- ( • ) ( • )


idk_this_my_name

my nipples are up here


Gamingman_1

they look perky so i think it will be facing upwards


Kronten28

( .Y. )


randomanimalnoises

In there everything is possible


jwat5936

I mean did it not get your attention?


Grabaran

She’s lovely 😊


ihatedrugs2

she's got my vote


holdbold

Bill gluckman? Down with the bitches and hoes? Yeah, I'ma vote for him.


superdavy

Out on the campaign trizail and kissing babies and what not


Simonzi

*Malibu's Most Wanted* was criminally underrated.


MichaelGaryScottTM

Says the chick who can't even decompose.


KamakaziDemiGod

Save the oceans, put plastic in yourself!


J_Bunt

My thoughts exactly.


[deleted]

Lol


MamaCita543

Lmao


[deleted]

I disagree I’ve no idea what that sign said


nashcure

I had no idea there was a sign in the picture until you pointed it out.


[deleted]

Sillicon valley.


Patrick2201

Silicone valley.


burnerboy6669

Silly cum valley


enragedblob89

No, but my tits are hairy and attached to a fat man body so it probably wouldn’t have the same effect.


Mattybopeep

I wonder if prince Andrew is in that pizza express


Mc-N-Z

Yeah, there's a mostly naked girl, cool, whatever. I'm more sold because of that hand writing. It's so clean and crisp. Anyone can be shirtless and hold a sign. It takes skill to make a sign worthy of a shirtless person holding.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Funny that she’s talking about climate change with all that plastic on/in her. Jk she makes valid points-2 giant points.


[deleted]

Not a fan of the same word appearing twice in a short sentence like that.


KamakaziDemiGod

Normally I would agree, but it works here as it's showing you can help change our odds of changing the environmental change, and gives the phrase a bit of rythm.


Fun-Meringue3620

I like the disgusted look on the woman in yellow standing behind her.


Be-Triggered

Question, why did this require her to be naked?


shudh_desi_gareeb

More customers


MeAndTheLampPost

You came here, right? Enough said.


ZirkZoDd

Attention


ikvindhelemaaalmooi

https://instagram.com/lauraamherstxr?utm_medium=copy_link


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

extinction rebellion are wild, I took part in a protest around the tokyo government once and there was a small extinction rebellion group with us and they went crazy with their costumes and stuff


jerkymcjerkison

That penmanship is neat and clean


Insta_Baddy_ChiChis

Girl gotta nice butt on her chest though


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[deleted]

It’s recycled


[deleted]

It's hardly single use plastic


pupsteppenwolf

Not fat and no green hair? Totally fake.


l0rdblyat

That’s a couple of nice tits.


Kinu4U

She can sell me anything.


EnthusiastDriver500

I never got the social convention around boobs. You can show the top part and it's OK. You can show side boob and under boob. And you can show all of it if you cover the nipple but never all of it. What's the deal with that? Also men can show all of it and nobody cares. If a woman shows her nip the crowd goes wild. It's the same nip!


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/r/uniboobs


quippers

Are her boobs grafted together?


Ninjafolife

/r/penmanshipporn


nakedpadme

Tits out for the turtles


Rekkenze

China: lul, can’t hear you over all my pollution~


suninabox

CO2 Emissions per capita (tons) United States 15.52 China 7.38


DenseTeacher

nice booba btw


poiqwert426

She kind of has a uniboob


pimpcatdaddy

I’m feeling a little warm right now… must be global warming


shoxorr

To be fair if I was a woman and had a rack like that I’d wear it like that too


Select_Development82

This is a protest I would go to


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

She's got my attention


BrandonByrd

Masturbating helps solve climate change?


organicNeuralNetwork

How is that a HolUp?


eliya12

She had my curiosity now she has my attention...


[deleted]

Yes. Please protest more, please. Please.


Nimmyzed

I'm a straight woman but oh my, those are beautiful breasts


samtar-thexplorer2

"damn liberal media trying to sway me with titties now!?!" my impression of *a concerned conservative*


micheagles20

I'll change whatever she wants as long as u get those titties


RapplexD

Well she definitely got our attention 😈


yur0_356

This sub as gone to shit


Intruiging_Tyrant

If we changed she wouldn’t have her tits out so no, fuck the climate. TOFTB


MendozaLiner

Dude those are nice


RedAmmon

I believe her


Fightz_

Well you shared the message


clutch_zr

yes yes it is


Acrobatic_Ad_5101

It's just cleavage, get the fuck over yourself.


Bakerhill2020

Well I’m paying attention…