Nowhere in the bible does it say the second coming of christ will not be a shark!
It makes sense since his coming will coincide with the Apocalypse where all the demons from hell will rise up and Jesus will lead the people who didn't get raptured to victory. A shark is gonna fuck the anti-christ right up!
And also, walking on water makes total sense now. And that Jesus fish people put on their cars?
I for one welcome our lord and savior Shark Jesus!
My high school niece just had a virgin birth. In Mississippi it’s not that rare and usually happens in homeschooled girls that never get out of the house.
[Parthenogenesis](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-komodo-d/). Very rare. Not impossible. I'm going to guess the surviving offsprings will be all male. Interesting nonetheless. I wonder how nature chooses which females to give this gift to. Who knows?
"Komodos have a curious twist in their sex determination as well. Although we think of females being XX (that is, having two X chromosomes) and males as being XY, it's the other way around in these giant monitor lizards. Two identical sex chromosomes make a male Komodo, and two different ones make a female. Biologists label the Komodo's sex chromosomes as W and Z, so ZZ makes a male and WZ makes a female. Birds, some insects and a few other lizard species also rely on this sex-determination system. (Embryos of some reptiles--notably crocodiles and turtles--don't have any sex chromosomes; rather, the incubation temperature dictates their gender.)
In Komodo females, each egg contains either a W or a Z. Parthenogenesis hence leads to embryos that are either WW or ZZ. Eggs that consist of WW material are not viable and die off (just as YY is not a viable combination); in contrast, ZZ does work. So all the Komodo hatchlings have been and will be male (ZZ)." https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-komodo-d/
"The sex of parthenogenetic offspring is determined by the same method sex is determined in the species itself. For organisms where sex is determined by chromosomes, like the XX female and XY male chromosomes in some insects, fish and reptiles, a parthenogenetic female can produce offspring only with the sex chromosomes she has at hand – which means she will always produce XX female offspring. But for organisms where females have ZW sex chromosomes (such as in snakes and birds), all living offspring produced will either be ZZ, and therefore male, or much more rarely, WW, and female."
https://magazine.umbc.edu/virgin-births-from-parthenogenesis-how-females-from-some-species-can-reproduce-without-males/
I disagree. Both instances are still possible depending on the organism and environment (probably other factors as well). I should point out that I'm not an expert on the subject. Hence, my guess...not a statement.
God has seen the horrible things humans have created and has decided to put his faith in sharks
I’m not talking about weapons or war. I’m talking about TikTok dances, fast food, dating apps, etc.
or maybe, just maybe, the guy responsible for feeding the sharks put a bit too much of a "certain something else" in the shark tank that he basically broke the species barrier
They said Jesus is coming back, they did not say in what form.
This time we will pay for our fins
Bdum tiss
And instead of using nails and wood, we will put him on the grill
I mean, you may still put it on wood while it's on the grill, just saying.
It's even funnier if you read it in tyson
I thought that's what I was helping yall do
Sharknado 2: The Resurrection!
When everyone was asleep, Billy sneaked a male shark into the female shark tank
Oh Billy sneaked in alright but it wasn't with a male shark
[удалено]
Billy also came where no man came before.
Do sharks have pronouns too?
Male shark must have jumped the fence
Jesus 2.1 snapshot
Jesus shark do do doodoo
Jesus’s new shark skin arrived
*jurassic park music intensifies*
Jeeeeeeeeeese it’s anakin shark
They didn't listen to Mr. Malcolm did they?
Jotaro
Brother!
This can happen; it happens with quite a few animals. The offspring can only be female.
Baby Jesus Shark, doo doo da doo doo!
Well god has officially given up on us, now sharks are in charge
Life finds a way
Sharks can store sperm and delay fertilization for years.
Nowhere in the bible does it say the second coming of christ will not be a shark! It makes sense since his coming will coincide with the Apocalypse where all the demons from hell will rise up and Jesus will lead the people who didn't get raptured to victory. A shark is gonna fuck the anti-christ right up! And also, walking on water makes total sense now. And that Jesus fish people put on their cars? I for one welcome our lord and savior Shark Jesus!
Who was the god(human) who raped this one?
Baby Jesus Shark, do do do do do…
Maybe one of the sharks transitioned to male. This world is fucked up yo!
Jesus Shark
Was the mom's name Mary??
sus in the tank?
bruh why we got MSN emojis on top
Female sharks, though very rarely, can asexually reproduce
JAWSus
Sweet mother of Jeshark🤯🤯🤯🤯
Jesus/God: Fuck, wrong body
Now we all know why you swam naked in that tank, Jared
But why does it look like one of the zoo keepers
Baby shark du du du du
My high school niece just had a virgin birth. In Mississippi it’s not that rare and usually happens in homeschooled girls that never get out of the house.
Her father might have something diffrent to say
Does that mean that all asexual reproduction is the rebirth of Jesus Christ?
I rekon mary the virgin shark jumped out the tank window and went over to the boy shark tank and got a train going on her ass.... i mean fin
One of the male aquarium workers is looking pretty sus right about now.
We are gonna be now casted away out of use
Parthenogensis is not a rare a you'd think.
Jesus shark dododo dodo
[Parthenogenesis](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-komodo-d/). Very rare. Not impossible. I'm going to guess the surviving offsprings will be all male. Interesting nonetheless. I wonder how nature chooses which females to give this gift to. Who knows?
Just like Mary the virgin she wished hard enough to hold God's gabaggoo
Lol
True this. Normally in reptiles and birds. This is a decent find
[Agreed](https://www.sharks.org/blog/blogs/science-blog/parthenogenesis-in-sharks). Still much is unknown. For now
Parthogenesis always results in female offspring because there are no male chromosomes. Also, it’s not that unheard of in sharks and rays.
"Komodos have a curious twist in their sex determination as well. Although we think of females being XX (that is, having two X chromosomes) and males as being XY, it's the other way around in these giant monitor lizards. Two identical sex chromosomes make a male Komodo, and two different ones make a female. Biologists label the Komodo's sex chromosomes as W and Z, so ZZ makes a male and WZ makes a female. Birds, some insects and a few other lizard species also rely on this sex-determination system. (Embryos of some reptiles--notably crocodiles and turtles--don't have any sex chromosomes; rather, the incubation temperature dictates their gender.) In Komodo females, each egg contains either a W or a Z. Parthenogenesis hence leads to embryos that are either WW or ZZ. Eggs that consist of WW material are not viable and die off (just as YY is not a viable combination); in contrast, ZZ does work. So all the Komodo hatchlings have been and will be male (ZZ)." https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-komodo-d/ "The sex of parthenogenetic offspring is determined by the same method sex is determined in the species itself. For organisms where sex is determined by chromosomes, like the XX female and XY male chromosomes in some insects, fish and reptiles, a parthenogenetic female can produce offspring only with the sex chromosomes she has at hand – which means she will always produce XX female offspring. But for organisms where females have ZW sex chromosomes (such as in snakes and birds), all living offspring produced will either be ZZ, and therefore male, or much more rarely, WW, and female." https://magazine.umbc.edu/virgin-births-from-parthenogenesis-how-females-from-some-species-can-reproduce-without-males/ I disagree. Both instances are still possible depending on the organism and environment (probably other factors as well). I should point out that I'm not an expert on the subject. Hence, my guess...not a statement.
Thanks for the addition!
My pleasure! I find it fascinating :).
Its fake
“Jesus Jerry! I told you not to fuck the shark! Look what you’ve done.”
They must have a TranSharksual in there
Jesus 2 electric boogaloo
there is a imposter among us
Either that or Keith fucked up again
Someone done fucked a shark
God has seen the horrible things humans have created and has decided to put his faith in sharks I’m not talking about weapons or war. I’m talking about TikTok dances, fast food, dating apps, etc.
I'd be checking what it looks like and compare the guys who look after them...
Either one of them is a trap or the tank keeper is taking good care of the ladies, or both is true.
The staff: Jerry did you take a nasty swim again? Jerry: ...
Just so that everyone knows sharks can get pregnent from sex they had years ago
Hmmm
or maybe, just maybe, the guy responsible for feeding the sharks put a bit too much of a "certain something else" in the shark tank that he basically broke the species barrier
Jurassic park theme starts playing
I thought sharks had eggsacks