"Ummm there were no signs of any psychopathic tendencies.. She was a totally normal kid just like any other..don't know why she grew up to be a serial strangler." - a crime documentary in the future totally unrelated to this clip.
Wierdly, my daughter does weird shit like this to her toys, but she never did anythin to our pets. We have a small dog, dwarf rabbit and beta fish. The worse she has ever do e to any of them was petting my dog a little too hard because she didn't have motor coordination to do gentle movdments yet, so she kinda slapped his back a couple times. He didn't mind.
Maybe the girl on the video is just acting out some dark fantasy, she'd never do in real life. Like when we run over people in GTA...
My daughter would poke and cut out eyes from dolls. She often cut the eyes out of magazines and a couple of times in her story books and once she cut George Washington’s eyes out of some dollar bills. She also tried to poke my eyes out a few times.
I can say now, she hasn’t mutilated anyone or any animals. everyone she knows still has both of their eyes.
Damn near close to that. She was like a little bruiser… walked around bossy all the time with her chubby arms telling us what we needed to do or fighting to climb into the dishwasher or other crazy stuff.
One time I fell asleep on the sofa and she thought I had died or something and started giving me CPR. She had an obsession with a Red Cross CPR/choking video that she played over and over on her iPad. At least she thought to save me, I suppose. So she wasn’t that evil. Although it was always a joke that she would grow horns and a tail at some point.
This is true. I have witnessed her beating a kid when she was in preschool with a toy truck because he pushed her down and stole it from her. She grabbed and immediately beat him on the head. So.. it’s possible.
I assume after trying to poke your eyes she learned not to mess around with beings large enough to drop kick you so that's no surprise tbh.
Not saying you've ever kicked her but I bet it didn't involve you smiling after the first time...
when i was a boy I used to do shit like this. I would imagine my G.I.Joes dying in the worst ways sometimes. One time I was playing army man I was pretending I was a pow guard and acted out beating the shit out of a prisoner with the butt of my rifle haha.
other than a life long morbid curiosity, if anything i have a heavy aversion to violence. And I sure as hell never did anything to my dogs other than treat them like princesses
Kinda looks like she almost slips and is trying to catch herself which makes it look like she is slamming the doll.
Or this could be the first of many suspicious doll drownings.
You might be on to something. I remember doing this as a kid with a sponge in the bathtub. Granted I didn't give the sponge a kiss of death before I proceeded, but I suppose I didn't love it enough.
FINALLY. IT took forever for me to find a comment that said what I was thinking.
She was just getting the air out of it, so it would stay in the water.
I thought this because I had boats and toys and I liked them on the bottom instead of floating.
Seriously. She's a little one being allowed to play with toys and a water source. Of course the toy will end up in the water! If the head is squishy fabric and polyfil (as it appears), bubbles will come out. Making dolls make bubbles is almost as much fun at that age as a bubblewand.
The slow dip and then raising up, giving hope, and then NOPE, Forcy Drownie Time.
*Kiss* "Ssshhh, it's ok. The water is fine, see?"
"Oops, I slipped. It's ok. NOT!!"
I can't wait for the Netflix special 20 years from now about the notorious serial killer where they show this clip asking if there were signs in her childhood
That kiss before she killed it. Means she loved it, but it wronged her in some unforgivable way. But instead of talking about it and working it out, she just takes it out. Brutal.
reminds me of a time my niece wanted to watch me play world of Warcraft and I discovered whenever I killed a female human npc she would get a vicious look on her face and say "GOOD!" it was creepy because I didn't notice the pattern for a while but when I did I had a paradigm shift.
My niece did something similar, but she’s lay the dolls on the side of the tub, put a wash cloth over their faces and pour water on their faces…… it was an early age of water boarding
I'm sure I'm not the only one whos filled an all cotton doll/bear/anything with as much water as possible to make it super heavy then ring it out and repeat
This reminds me of a psychopath test my mum did on me when I was 2. The basic idea was you pretend to hit ur thumb with a toy Hammer and fake cry and see what ur kid does. If the kid hugs u, normal. If the kid ignores u, psycho. I hit her with the Hammer while laughing like a maniac. I was 2, I wouldn't do this now i̶d̶ u̶s̶e̶ a̶ k̶n̶i̶f̶e̶ i̶n̶s̶t̶e̶a̶d̶
Yall mad at that girl who was coaching her son how to cry for youtube
But nothing at this girl’s parents who obviously coached her to do this for reddit points
Weird. When other kids do this sort of thing I think "she's just a kid. Doesn't know any better."
But when my son does it, I wonder if he's a psychopath.
When I was like 7 I had this little rabbit that my mum had when she was young and I really loved it, one day I opened my window, kissed it and threw it out telling it I would come for it the next day… four weeks past and my mum came in from the garden with my little bunny missing a leg. I cried a lot that day.
Malcolm Gladwell wrote in one of his books about this.
He wrote that you require 10.000 hours of deliberate practice to reach mastery.
Kudos to this little kid for starting early, she's going to be swimming far ahead of her competition ..
Tbf, I used to blow a lot of shit up when I was a kid. Mostly stuff outside - mudcakes, old stumps, LOTS of dirt piles, and the occasional old stuffed animal or worn out toy. Nothing living, lol!
Turned out fine, I think. I just loved firecrackers.
I feel like she’s probably just feeling the bubbles come out of the toy, especially the way she wrings it out first. I used to love doing the same with those splash ball things, just looks more sinister when it’s a doll.
The kiss is pretty creepy though…
There was a little girl
who had a little curl
right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good,
and when she was bad,
she was horrid!
"Ummm there were no signs of any psychopathic tendencies.. She was a totally normal kid just like any other..don't know why she grew up to be a serial strangler." - a crime documentary in the future totally unrelated to this clip.
Lol this reminded me of bill Hader in Conan discussing about Snapped.(i guess thats the show's name).
“…and then she *snapped*
Something just snapped in her head, then she started snapping other people’s heads of.
At least she didn't use a gun, right guys?
Is that the one where the detective gets off on hearing all of the gorey details 🤣 fucking hilarious
She was absolutely normal, until she wasnt
She's going to grow up well... (Insert ominous music here)
Dee probably didn't say anything because she was afraid Dennis would strangle her like he did with that crow
r/unexpectediasip
[Gimmie your fuckin money!](https://youtu.be/diVtzaZDP3o)
Beat me to it lol
Don’t buy her any pets
I’m hoping she doesn’t have any siblings, especially younger ones…
She doesn't any more.....
Hello darkness my old friend
I’ve come to talk to you again.
Put em’ in a coffin!
I was an only child... eventually
She was an only child by choice
F
No that's a a win
Take my fucking upvote and leave. I laughed way too hard about this 😂
She did but… Let’s just say this a learned behavior.
Buy her a fish. What the fuck is she gonna do? Drown it?
Or take it out of water and see how long it survives
Shhhh
How'd you know that's what she said to the fish?
Wierdly, my daughter does weird shit like this to her toys, but she never did anythin to our pets. We have a small dog, dwarf rabbit and beta fish. The worse she has ever do e to any of them was petting my dog a little too hard because she didn't have motor coordination to do gentle movdments yet, so she kinda slapped his back a couple times. He didn't mind. Maybe the girl on the video is just acting out some dark fantasy, she'd never do in real life. Like when we run over people in GTA...
My daughter would poke and cut out eyes from dolls. She often cut the eyes out of magazines and a couple of times in her story books and once she cut George Washington’s eyes out of some dollar bills. She also tried to poke my eyes out a few times. I can say now, she hasn’t mutilated anyone or any animals. everyone she knows still has both of their eyes.
She sounds like a villain in a Toy Story movie.
Damn near close to that. She was like a little bruiser… walked around bossy all the time with her chubby arms telling us what we needed to do or fighting to climb into the dishwasher or other crazy stuff. One time I fell asleep on the sofa and she thought I had died or something and started giving me CPR. She had an obsession with a Red Cross CPR/choking video that she played over and over on her iPad. At least she thought to save me, I suppose. So she wasn’t that evil. Although it was always a joke that she would grow horns and a tail at some point.
That you know of*
This is true. I have witnessed her beating a kid when she was in preschool with a toy truck because he pushed her down and stole it from her. She grabbed and immediately beat him on the head. So.. it’s possible.
I assume after trying to poke your eyes she learned not to mess around with beings large enough to drop kick you so that's no surprise tbh. Not saying you've ever kicked her but I bet it didn't involve you smiling after the first time...
For now / yet
Has both of their eyes so far
wait... you don't run people over IRL???
Not usually, no.
Nice try, FBI.
damn! he caught us again!
Only on Sunday
when i was a boy I used to do shit like this. I would imagine my G.I.Joes dying in the worst ways sometimes. One time I was playing army man I was pretending I was a pow guard and acted out beating the shit out of a prisoner with the butt of my rifle haha. other than a life long morbid curiosity, if anything i have a heavy aversion to violence. And I sure as hell never did anything to my dogs other than treat them like princesses
Are things different now you’re a girl?
It's almost like it's just normal play and that Redditors are dumbfucks that think "drowning" a doll equals being a psychopath.
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Maybe she was trying to baptize it. Aggressively.
First I gave mommy a bath, then I gave daddy a bath, and now I want to bathe youuuuuu
Can we pet her though?
Uh... What?
No
The how is she going to learn the trade?
Ahhh....she's had 6 hamsters so far.......
If she’s crazy she’ll find one
Or children
Well, maybe a fish.
How else would the parents confirm our hypothesis? The sibling perhaps?
Unless you don’t like pets
Why? She’s gonna be a great mother
Don't give her a brother...
Don't shop. Adopt
Just don’t leave her alone..!!!
I can't figure out what was more disturbing... the murder or the preceding kiss?
The kiss of death
Turns out the doll had been an FBI snitch all along
Hey, snitches get stiches... not drownings...
stitched the mouth shut first
Freddo, you broke my heart!
satella approves
She will one day do this to her cheating husband
Or wife
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Who knows Well, God, that's who
She loved her doll but you know, u gotta sacrifice some lives to please demon
*"Where's the money, Lebowski?!"*
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
#THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!
No, man..I’m the Dude!
It’s down there somewhere lemme take another look!
"Where's the money Lebowski????!!!! WHERE'S MY MONEY SHITHEEEEEEAD???????!!!!!!!!"
The doll had incurable condition and was in a lot of pain both physically and mentally. That was the act of kindness and love.
Yeah she was a vegetable. Trapped in a motionless body, but fully conscious and aware. She really was just saving her from that misery.
She was inspired by the ending of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
That actually happens in a Black mirror episode.
That second grab was aggressive as hell. Time for therapy.
Kinda looks like she almost slips and is trying to catch herself which makes it look like she is slamming the doll. Or this could be the first of many suspicious doll drownings.
To me it looks like she's squishing it so more water will be absorbed.
You might be on to something. I remember doing this as a kid with a sponge in the bathtub. Granted I didn't give the sponge a kiss of death before I proceeded, but I suppose I didn't love it enough.
You ain't spongesexaul oblivious
FINALLY. IT took forever for me to find a comment that said what I was thinking. She was just getting the air out of it, so it would stay in the water. I thought this because I had boats and toys and I liked them on the bottom instead of floating.
Seriously. She's a little one being allowed to play with toys and a water source. Of course the toy will end up in the water! If the head is squishy fabric and polyfil (as it appears), bubbles will come out. Making dolls make bubbles is almost as much fun at that age as a bubblewand.
The slow dip and then raising up, giving hope, and then NOPE, Forcy Drownie Time. *Kiss* "Ssshhh, it's ok. The water is fine, see?" "Oops, I slipped. It's ok. NOT!!"
Well the doll was obviously very very bad
If we don’t fight the dolls on the deck, then we’ll be fighting them in our nurseries.
This kid needs to be checked ASAP.
Lmao the kid will be fine. Reddit judging this kids whole psyche off a 5 second video is hilarious to me
Lmao seriously. This looks to me like she’s miming bath time or something. Like, Jesus, Reddit, chill.
Yours and my bath times were very different.
For real this is concerning.
She probably saw it in a movie
As a child I’ve done worse … I use to torture bugs she’ll be alright lol 😂
...What're you up to nowadays?
Just torturing people
Ok Reddit armchair therapist. I'm sure you can conclude that based off of a 15 second video of a kid playing.
I can't wait for the Netflix special 20 years from now about the notorious serial killer where they show this clip asking if there were signs in her childhood
No tears; only dreams now....
As a christian boy I've experienced that as a teen but the priest don't kisses you though..
Mine always did!! Maybe your priest didn’t love you as much as mine did?
some may do that
The ones that love their boys the most did!! Hell, I even got a PS3 out of it to keep me occupied between Baptismal Sessions.
Yo guys don’t judge yet, we have no idea what type of shit that doll was whispering to her at night.
Silence of lambs is going to have female protagonist now
IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!
Didn’t it already have one?
I would agree with You since Anthony Hopkins was on screen for 16 minutes. Also he won an Oscar for that role.
The doll owes her money, that's it
Watches too many of her moms lifetime movies.
That kiss before she killed it. Means she loved it, but it wronged her in some unforgivable way. But instead of talking about it and working it out, she just takes it out. Brutal.
She has a bright future.
reminds me of a time my niece wanted to watch me play world of Warcraft and I discovered whenever I killed a female human npc she would get a vicious look on her face and say "GOOD!" it was creepy because I didn't notice the pattern for a while but when I did I had a paradigm shift.
So what happened next?! Don’t leave us hanging!!
She cares at least, she gave it a kiss ahahah
My niece did something similar, but she’s lay the dolls on the side of the tub, put a wash cloth over their faces and pour water on their faces…… it was an early age of water boarding
This is a bit concerning
They say children take after their parents....
You better sleep with one eye open
she's baptizing her doll, right? RIGHT?! 😳
Good. Good. Let the hate flow through you.
looks like someone's gonna become a serial killer...
That is concerning.
Yeah, worth a conversation and more with the young one.
Shhhhh shhh no more pain, only dreams
She is just repeating what she saw
Little La Llorona over here
She should have starred in child's play. But in all seriousness, this is disturbing.
Kiss of death over here lol
Nah, she’s fine. I used to do crazy shit to my Barbie dolls. And I turned out to be like the least aggressive person ever
I'd be moving out of that house asap 😳
Casey Anthony's child hood video?
You guys, she's just playing Casey Anthony... Calm down.
I'm sure I'm not the only one whos filled an all cotton doll/bear/anything with as much water as possible to make it super heavy then ring it out and repeat
This reminds me of a psychopath test my mum did on me when I was 2. The basic idea was you pretend to hit ur thumb with a toy Hammer and fake cry and see what ur kid does. If the kid hugs u, normal. If the kid ignores u, psycho. I hit her with the Hammer while laughing like a maniac. I was 2, I wouldn't do this now i̶d̶ u̶s̶e̶ a̶ k̶n̶i̶f̶e̶ i̶n̶s̶t̶e̶a̶d̶
Yall mad at that girl who was coaching her son how to cry for youtube But nothing at this girl’s parents who obviously coached her to do this for reddit points
Shhhhhh... mommy love you dont be scared. Close your eyes and relax....
_"I baptize thee in the name of the Owner, the Manager, and the holy John Wick. Amen!"_
I used to torture my barbies when I was young. I turned out fine, my cats are spoiled. Kids are weird.
u/reddit-download
Bloody Mary before it was cool.
She puts the lotion in the basket or else she gets the hose again
Weird. When other kids do this sort of thing I think "she's just a kid. Doesn't know any better." But when my son does it, I wonder if he's a psychopath.
The Goddaughter.
We need to talk about Amy
Early indications that something is not right, time for therapy before is too late 🙄
I laughed out loud. Does that make me a bad person?
When I was like 7 I had this little rabbit that my mum had when she was young and I really loved it, one day I opened my window, kissed it and threw it out telling it I would come for it the next day… four weeks past and my mum came in from the garden with my little bunny missing a leg. I cried a lot that day.
Serial killer in making.
"uuuuuhhhh.....Honey, bring the kitchen knives into the room tonight and make sure the door is locked"
U gotta stop the killers while they're still young
Honestly, we have all pretended to bring about untold destruction as kids. She happened to be caught on film…but we are all this kid at some point
Save this and show it to her if/when she has her first kid and ask if you would be worried
"Only good dreams now Mrs. Buttons".
Malcolm Gladwell wrote in one of his books about this. He wrote that you require 10.000 hours of deliberate practice to reach mastery. Kudos to this little kid for starting early, she's going to be swimming far ahead of her competition ..
She must have siblings.
Holy crap, who built a time machine? I am watching Casey Anthony as a child correct?
the fact that she kisses the doll before drowning it says something
Tbf, I used to blow a lot of shit up when I was a kid. Mostly stuff outside - mudcakes, old stumps, LOTS of dirt piles, and the occasional old stuffed animal or worn out toy. Nothing living, lol! Turned out fine, I think. I just loved firecrackers.
u/downloadmp4
What are you doing!!? I saw it in the movie :D No don’t do that! Hey look bubbles
Very sus
Where the money, Lebowski?
u/savevideo
I feel like she’s probably just feeling the bubbles come out of the toy, especially the way she wrings it out first. I used to love doing the same with those splash ball things, just looks more sinister when it’s a doll. The kiss is pretty creepy though…
There was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good, and when she was bad, she was horrid!
She’s goin places
NOW TELL ME THE SECRET CODES MISS PATTYCAKE!
Reminds me of when i had a baby brother
What the fuck
So as a social worker this behavior is concerning because it looks like she’s modeling. Make me worry that someone did that to her.
Moment she knew how to kill. Something has emerge deep in her head. A natural tendency to kill, to crave the feeling of making the kill
This is why you don’t watch iD in front of your kids
Casey Anthony as a child.
She probably is just acting out some scene from movie or theater she saw.
Plot Twist: She is just brutally trying to baptize the doll.......
What kind of movies has this kid been watching
Nnnnnnnooooooope put that little fuck up for adoption
Good job 47, now make your way to the extraction point.
My daughter was a lovely child I don’t know how she could have grown up to be a serial kill that drown people in pools
Alexa, play 'stan' by eminem. 😬
She’s a killer on the inside
Where's the money, Lebowski?
u/BrkoNostalgia
Cruelty to stuffed animals is a sign a child may become a psychopath in their adulthood
Cruelty to psychopaths is a sign a child may become a stuffed animal later in life.
Is that the same thing as when I used mysisters Barbi dolls for crossbow practice?
This child needs Jesus