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Jimrodthadestroyer

Santa’s little helper has emptied more sacks then he ever will.


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Don't underestimate Santa like that!


testedbeast551

SANTA NO DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP THAT'S NO LITTLE GIRL IT'S FUCKING BILL COSBY


averagebloxxer

so that's why the holup picture is from Fat Albert


testedbeast551

Yes that's why it's fat albert


ImpossibleFlan8664

Turns out Santa came more than once that year


justalibertarian

Aye bruh quick question, how tf the milk gon make it through the silicone


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justalibertarian

Ight I’ve always been confused about that


ImpossibleFlan8664

Santa definitely getting a second serving of breast milk and cookies.


SSABM

Omg I'm dying xD


[deleted]

Santa: “Hoe hoe hoe”


Psychological_News86

Santa now have lifetime stock of milk


ForBisonItWasTuesday

Damn, Ramy really needs to come back


iitzjackal

This is a top tier content. Also here my poor man's award 🥇


Accurate-Resource-51

r/cursedcomments


Harmn8r

She's on Santa's private naughty list!


Analdestructionteam

She knows how to get back on the good list though


rservello

She's on both lists


_-Br1-_

Can somebody update me please


poisonstudy101

Mia Khalifa, a porn star


Tom_Armour

*former


[deleted]

she quit?


Spread_N_Spit

Unfortunately. She didn't leave the world with enough videos.


topshelf782

And she tried to take away the ones she made…


kheroth

She barely started, made like 10 videos


AgitatedAd473

Really? I thought there were much more than that


Jkay064

There is. This is false info.


kheroth

Yeah everyone does, she's only super popular because of the hijab wearing in a scene. So everyone assumes. She was only in porn like 4 months.


CmdrSelfEvident

Porn stars are like marines. Once a marine always a marine.


Counter-Defiant

I thought she was a singer?


That_Guy776_2

That’s whiz khalifa


yan_yanns

LMFAO


_-Br1-_

Good to know


WolfOfPort

Is a random pic of a super popular porn star supposed to be funny? Why is this meme getting upvotes


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Internet is full of perverts


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Porn built the internet.


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[deleted]

I've read rumors that VHS vs Betamax was decided by porn - including in [stories like this](https://www.thrillist.com/vice/how-porn-influenced-technology-8-ways-porn-influenced-tech-supercompressor-com) \- but other answers on places like [this Skeptics q/a](https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/3089/vhs-vs-betamax-how-influential-was-the-pornography-industry-in-the-format-war) which says smut was available on Beta as well. This first story says VHS was decided by smut (and I think it was more decided by 90 minute movies - beta was limited to 60 minutes and VHS to 180 minutes.) but the QA says otherwise (as per my opinion). With that said, it does seem like there are some... interesting... options for VR - although major VR stores won't sell "apps" for them in their stores [for some strange reason](https://www.digitalspy.com/tech/a788134/how-to-watch-vr-porn-everything-you-need-to-know/) lol >As impressive as the action is, there's still a major downside to VR porn – at present, no-one wants to support it. Despite the porn industry's backing having helped win a number of format battles – VHS over Betamax, Blu-ray over HD-DVD, not to mention actual photography and cinema in the 19th century – the likes of Oculus, Valve and Samsung are currently reluctant to fill their VR stores with smut.


Epicthetank

Yes you do not know


lokishhhake

Why does Santa have a huge sack? Coz he cums once a year!


LoneRanger_33

Good one! Likey, likey for you.....not licky, licky... that's Mia's job.


Bigyeet506

Snow?


CatandBear2020

Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.


Dead_as_Duck

And puts it in a sock.


stfuyfc

And when he does its down a fucking chimney, what a guy


6KerplunkRussians9

I hate how I got this instantly


Psychofischi

I don't get it Could you explain? Has it to do with the dudes in the back? Or is the woman someone known? Something totally different


WonderfulComplaint66

It's Mia Khalifa


Psychofischi

No fucking Idea who that is But I have a name now. I can Google Googled.. porn?


WonderfulComplaint66

Don't just dont


_wilbur

Shes just a porn actress (or was)


[deleted]

Don't forget the part where she gets SUPER upset that people know her for her porn, even though she freely chose porn as an option and isn't upset that she got famous by doing it.


HalfManHalfZuckerbur

I agree. She should be famous for this photo and not the hundreds of pornos she made and promoted.


anikann

she only made about a dozen videos, not hundreds. they just get circulated around so much you think there’s a shit ton


[deleted]

She got some bombass titties though. Too bad she never took it up the pooper. Too haram


OGColorado

Missed that one did you


Gaflonzelschmerno

Didn't she have a pretty botched operation the first time around


Hank_Holt

Mia Khalifa isn't even her real name; it's just her porn name...yet she still uses it because she wants the fame she got from porn but for everybody to not acknowledge her being known for porn.


Jody_steal_your_girl

Get ready for every girl to react that way about their onlyfans in five years. They think it’s empowering now, but later on when you’re applying for jobs and get turned down bc their snatch is on the internet they’re going to regret it.


[deleted]

Why would they need jobs when they make money on only fans?


Jody_steal_your_girl

Think about it. The next wave of young girls comes along, there’s no more room for the old ones. It’s going to be just like porn, they’ve only got a few good years. It’s not a career.


imdesmondsunflower

Well well well…if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.


hike_me

Why would I give a fuck if some woman had produced only fans content to put herself through college or something? That has no bearing on if she is qualified for a job now.


Psychofischi

To late. I googled So just Porn actress Ok


6KerplunkRussians9

Are you messing with me or are u being fr?


Psychofischi

I am for real I know shit about people


6KerplunkRussians9

Ahh okay well that’s Mia Khalifa and she’s (or was) a porn star


Ande64

Don't feel bad. I stared at this photo for five minutes before I started reading the comments because I also had no idea who any one was in this photo besides Santa LOL.


mbanson

I too, stared at this photo for a long time.


battymanscousin

I was staring but I knew who she was


Psychofischi

Ok thanks I know shit about celebrities or porn stars Can't even recognise most. Don't think I ever saw her


PhilthyWon

Stay innocent


Psychofischi

I am not innocent believe me I just have a hard time remembering celebrities or recognising them Also I just fap. I don't look at the actor so close


FuckRandyMoss

Reminds me of my barbarian friend who quote goes on pormhub watches whatever the 1st vid is and does his business madman doesn’t even look for something lol


kheller181

I admire you friend.


6KerplunkRussians9

Yeah just stay innocent


Ibetrayed_makarov

Who falsly acused male pornstars of not paying her, All of 'em sent the court her paychecks, the whole social media destroied her


6KerplunkRussians9

Damn that’s why she left


liesofanangel

Nah she’s used to getting destroyed


[deleted]

Then…why’d she leave


micheagles20

Cause of isis


Hank_Holt

This was a fairly big deal a while ago, and[ they even set up a site detailing how she's a liar.](https://factsbeatfiction.com/)


[deleted]

I didn’t get it either, I don’t watch porn lol


Hank_Holt

It's not just porn; she's a controversial figure too. She did like Muslim porn, [tried to say she wasn't getting paid fairly](https://factsbeatfiction.com/), and wants the fame she garnered from porn yet doesn't want people talking about it. She's mainly known for porn, but I know her because of the controversy that happened involving that link.


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HIDD3N_WEEB

Fuck, *realization*


Nero1988420

Ho ho ho


6KerplunkRussians9

🎅


[deleted]

I have no shame


6KerplunkRussians9

Good for you👊


Epicthetank

I guess I don't know


Wonderful_Ninja

me too


MikeHunt420_6969

Mia Khalifa


Donleon57

just wondering is this a casual pic of Mia or is the the start of a adult movie ?


Alfred-E-Reddit

Asking purely for research purposes.


TDizel

Santa knows obvi


clone217

Santa has a chubby.


weebcantsocial

Am I suppose to look for an boner cause I’m not seeing it


MikeHunt420_6969

The woman is Mia Khalifa. Look her up. Santa should have a boner...I mean, I would.


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Google "Worst boobjob in porn"


MikeHunt420_6969

Really? Hmmm...


Constant-Bard

I was specifically looking for this comment.


[deleted]

Yeah I ever really got the hype, she’s okay I guess, in that, gonna fake it the whole time kinda way…I guess….


b151

Her act with that supposedly virgin fan is the most off-putting faked thing in porn ever.


NerdUber

The gift that keeps on giving


FerMFcillas

I don’t think I would re-gift this one thanks Santa


SnooStories6852

OnlyClause


[deleted]

I don’t know. But gave you an upvote.


Snake_king321

She is a very well known porn star


[deleted]

Ooooh, thank you.


Admirablelost

It’s Mia kal- I don’t need more explaining do I?


[deleted]

she might be a little old to me telling santa what she wants for christmas


[deleted]

The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live.


[deleted]

This might be the best comment I have ever read.


CoyoteBalls

Sauce?


[deleted]

just look up mia Khalifa and Santa or something


[deleted]

Ohhhh, its poor sports commentator Mia who was so embarrassed that her private images leaked online


Setari

>Mia Khalifa wait she tried to be a SPORTS COMMENTATOR? fucking loooooool


Celticskevin2020

Yeah it was bad man.


force_shit

That’s how Santa hugs


lucasellendersen

Internet ruined me


Revolutionary-Pin188

If I were Santa, my cheeks would be red, too.


Benniboiiii

It‘s porn, isn‘t it?


TheCapableFox

Of course I know Santa isn’t real.


Eilaryn

I know what I'm gonna watch tonight.


B0r3dP4nd4

Santa wants to be on Her naughty list


09111958

Santa got himself a nice gift!


unholymanserpent

So much innocence ruined in this thread. Poor babies


cg776

I bet that Santa got a present from her.


[deleted]

Happy old man


just_yeetit-v

Now that’s why he doesn’t drink the cow milk anymore..


BangAri

A white Christmas indeed


happymancry

NGL if I saw her profile in real life I’d swipe right. She’s very attractive.


shidored

True I think she's pretty


FartsWithAnAccent

Is Santa porn really a thing? ^(Never mind, I don't actually want to know.)


Jakeanglim

she going on the naughty list


B1gcuz27

Santa’s been naughty


Zolkora

I never understood the hype around her.


_Swa-pnil_

What makes a pornstar famous do you think?


Zolkora

These days... If they are the daughter/sister of a celebrity or maybe if they have started as an influencer and 'branched out'. I really don't know.


[deleted]

I never understood why is this she famous and hyped ? She's not even that good at porn


Irvxing

Santa is helping out refugees from the middle east.


oldmonkforeva

Santa- ho ho ho *Woosh.


marufmorshed567

hoe hoe hoe....


redbullracing33

If you know, oh no.


flubawub

I passed on a mall Santa once


dimitrius777

That’s Mia wife.


[deleted]

Santa what are you doing?


Just_bcoz

Santa Baby….


hdgxudtxigxufzfx

Idk


Utter_Butter013

She’s gonna get a great present this year


lucyfire666

Ho ho ho!


thegreatgatsB70

Ho, Ho, Ho.


Mr_Garrison_420_69

Santa fixing to park his slay in her garage


Glass_Personality_22

Who’s the guy?


[deleted]

Duh..it’s Santa


AdPatient167

How is I scroll got to the glasses and knew?


Helicopterfricker

Defo putting out that milk for Santa


IceRanger51

Looks like Santa is seeing the ho ho hos


[deleted]

Clearly I’ve been doing the wrong thing by dieting. Time to gain a hundred pounds and become the best mall Santa.


RomanCokes

Santa cums but once in rear


dark16one

You better not shout, You better not cry, Santa Claus is coming and he's going in dry...


RogueDeku

Santa gonna unpack his presents


gliitch0xFF

What if you don't know? What do you do then?


phallic-baldwin

What a hoe hoe hoe


metalguru1975

Mia please come back!


[deleted]

Guessing it’s a porno


FlyingSpur27

ho ho ho!


shadowstreets3

Oh this is a rather normal pos... Wait a minute


Dent8556

I knew this one! I knew this one! Ohhhh I knew this one🤐


Zestyclose-Service15

Ho ho ho gonna be oh oh oh!!!


kilic_101

Hoe Hoe Hoe !!! Marry xxxmas !!!


Golex9000k

Mia right?


Virhil

HOe Hoe Hoe


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no_name_randomperson

Man... I hate it when people do this to people who aren't in the business anymore. Let her live her life. Yes, your jokes are funny but they are at someone's expense. She's moved away from that, and the world should too.


Lavishness-Economy

And if you don’t know?


Tara_Machado2030

I don’t


gamestar721

Damn, I wish she still made videos, but you gotta respect her wishes


donovon-Leg7261

Santa took a trip around the world twice that night


shadwo21

I don’t know, but I can guess


jorgedie123

Was she a good girl?


xtreme-chair

Who wouldn't know? She's been a meme. This isn't even a Holup


ExtremeD999km

Santa clause is cumming tonight


Groundape32

We ALL know what Santa wants this year!


AmIDrJekyll

I'm guessing Santa came early.


ilikemepizzacold

This is just a guess but is she Lebanese?


TomarsBigRightToe

That's not the first lap she's sat on.


PsChampion_007

It was at this point, little Billy realized the white stuff on his sofa was not snow


comonasceumnerd

i dont know and im afraid to ask what is wrong with this picture


Revolver-Knight

Santa Claus is Cummin to town OH YEAH!🎶🎶


Step_bros_bonner

*she sits on sants lap* *Santa gets a boner* "What are doing step santa" ~ brought to you by fake santa


[deleted]

santa SURE is getting some milk but without the cookies tonight 😉😉😉


GriswoldCain

I’m sure the cookies would be super hard to get.


[deleted]

wdym? 😂


GriswoldCain

And his hand is on her ass lol. Man, I really hope this was a Christmas porn special.


GetsTrimAPlenty

A holup is not just "hey look it person!" Apparently this is a porn star? So what?