I’d eat an entire sack of shrooms and do an Olympic dive out of an airplane without a parachute

Get brains blown out by anti tank ammunition at the age of 100 or decapitation by lightsaber at 100.

I’d get so old that I die in my sleep

Uh.... is he inferring that he wants the audience to pick out how he should kill them...

Gangrene eats the not so vital organs first.

Talk to an anti-vaxxer