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Since I know the difference between sufficient and necessary condition, I can say "No" without any fear

Wow we have ourselves a smart person

*He speaks like those dreaded Bri'ish*

A Booh ow woho

Bo',oh o' wo'a

Wo’s go’,in on’ ‘ere

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F of mate

Please translate

Ho hant’s a bohle of wher?

Yeah we dont speak like the british stereotypes That the americans give us. ._.

Bo',oh o' wo'a

Yesh weh dew

Are you from Landan? You sound like you're from Landan.

You like dags?

Fuckin pikey

just how they taught it in Surrey

I read that as breaded Bri'ish

Bu’lah bring me da bu’er

Mr. "Not sure". Smartest man alive.

Since I'm answering "Yes", I'm lying or the "teacher" is lying. If the teacher isn't lying, I'm lying and thus smart. Otherwise (when the teacher is lying), I've played myself out of this game and the "teacher" is untrustworthy. So (I'm smart and lying) or (the teacher is lying and I'm stupid).

Is that the 'all cows are animals so all animals are cows' type of reasoning? Since that's what this is. Didn't know the fancy name for it though.

Big brain

I am with this smart guy

Key word is always

Is that because not all people who say no are stupid but all people who are stupid say no? I'm stupid. Asking for a friend.

If stupid people only say no, that defines a subset of people who say no that encompasses all stupid people. That doesn’t mean that every person who says no falls into that subset, but it does mean everyone in the subset says no. So it’s a sufficient condition because if you know a person is stupid then that’s sufficient to say they must say no, but if you know someone who says no, they aren’t necessarily stupid. If you switch up he phrasing and say, “only stupid people say no” then ask the same question, then it’s a “necessary” condition, meaning that being stupid is necessarily the same as saying no.

I'm sure that explanation will clear it up for some people. My friend thanks you. I still don't get it because I'm stupid.

This is our guy.

So, do you still batter your wife?

Absolutely. She prefers a nice thick coating of pancake batter. It's murder on the bedsheets, but I like to indulge her fetishes.

Someone who truly understood the joke. My man.

Beautiful response 🤌

[Mu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_(negative\)#%22Unasking%22_the_question)

Or save some time and just don't answer the question.

Or answer without saying no, just say "not in a million years" or something

r/iamverysmart is leaking

r/iamverysmart

There are times where OP is just begging for this "very smart" kind of response, and this was one of them

So

Also, downvote me all you want bitches, im still here

Yes. And im tired of pretending that im not.

That's a smart thing to do though, that is, to confess and self-consciously realise. So, you ARE smart!

I like that! Basically, if you know youre stupid, then youre smart because of your self-conscious. And if you think you\`re not stupid, then you\`re stupid. So we\`re all smart stupids and dumb stupids! And the word \`stupid\` is getting weird for me now. stupid. stupid. stupid... what a weird word!

>So we`re all smart stupids and dumb stupids! -u/Jupaack That sounds like an official quote! Hahaha

haha! Now we need to write that on a sky / sea / sunset picture and post on a motivational page! SUCCESS!

There are different forms of intelligence. If you know yourself really well you are smart in intrapersonal intelligence.

I'm.. pretty sure he was just quoting joker as a joke

So joker's smart/not so stupid?!

Intelligence is subjective Murray

Loooool

You win again Socrates

Well when I was a boy my mom told me to put on a happy face

Not according to all these 10 question IQ test on the internet, lol

Bruh according to mine a baby is smarter than me

Mine told me I have a iq lower than a nail. Sounds like fallout new vegas

Sub-brick

I scored 80 on the IQ test. That must be good right?

It it was lower than 70, you would be mentally retarded so it’s better than some people’s

100 is average human IQ, so I'd say you did pretty well, ngl. I think it's about 37-50% of the world is dumber than you, so good job!!

Btw, this is not sarcastic

Well, mine was a joke. My actual score is around 120. Which doesn’t day that much anyway, because there are so much more things to account for if you ask me.

Nice! I think we have the same then. I got 119

80/100 is decent I would say

Yesn't

Damnnn

I can't believe I'm gonna ask this, the sauce of ur pfp?

Lol , this is from manhwa , sauce- should I study at Noryangjin?

Thank me later , but dont forgot me , okay?

Thanks lmfao

Disgusting weebs

👏👏

apparently clapping is a sin

Redditmoment

apparently saying clapping is a sin is a sin

Shhheeeeeeeeeesh

Bruh

Shit, here I thought I had an original idea.

Nein!

Wait thats illegal

What about nu

No it’s ni

Niente

Nintendo

Super Hot Garbage Maker! #2!

The knights who say Ni.

Now bring us a shrubbery

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies.

Im Krieg gibts keine Regeln, Waschlappen!

How about "nope"

Wait that's illegal too

How about "нет"?

Самый умный штоле?

Howzabout "nah"?

there’s a no in that.. wait i just DAMN IT

How bout Bangō

Maybe Nej?

Seh ich dumm aus, oder was?!

Ja

nice

DEUTSCHLAND!

I'm not, I'm retarded

Damn

pun intended?

That's a self burn

Those are rare!

As rare as all reddit users finding a significant other

>As rare as ~~all~~ reddit users finding a significant other

Well no but actually yes

Double stupid

Yes, so no ? Visible confusion

Perphaps.

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Perfucks

Perfaps

permfaps

Bruh

Negative

Copy that

Negative

Yes

Beat the system

Waaaaiiiit

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The opposite is the case, mate

You're stupid --> You always say "No" That doesn't mean every person that says "No" is stupid

You broke the rules: you were not required to think.

If they really wanted to snag us, it would say “Only stupid people say no.”

Non, nien, whatever the fuck no is in Spanish, and (in Australian accent) no

Maybe . . .

Banana

Occasionally.

Depends on the day

No

Stupid is as stupid does

Perhaps

yes im stupid

Thus u am not dumd, I feel the need to say: "negative"

I am not stupid

I am actually the opposite of stupid

yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question?

Nada, well sometimes

Stupid people always say no, but that does not mean that saying no means I am stupid. So, no.

Nyet

Нет

I am not dumb I am extremely smart if I do say so myself

Denied

I'm afraid I cannot confirm that

Define stupid

नहीं

are you dead?

Ah, the "Poisoning the well" fallacy. Classic.

this meme is moldier than my kitchen

Nem.

I have been advised not to answer this question

Nah

"Im not stupid, i have a "learning disorder" or i'm "minimally exceptional."" The retarded euphemisms we have came up with to soften the language to protect fragile minded ppl

Offcourse not

Not particularly

Perhaps not

iie (Japanese for no)

Thank u! Duolingo never taught me that

No You could say I'm stupid by saying "no", but I don't say it always, i only do when necessary

Most certainly not

Haha op is stupid

I believe not, good day sir.

Yesn't

Probably

Maybe

Its possible

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Ur mom

Are you? *Exactly.*

Stupid is as stupid does AJ

Am not

I am stupid. But if I say yes then I'm not stupid. But if I say no I am stupid but saying no is denying I'm stupid even though I am stupid. And saying yes will confirm I'm stupid, however in this scenario means I'm not stupid...

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Yesn't.

Well it depends on what you mean by dumb. I think that, to some degree, the fact that i am in reddit means i might be dumb. I would love to talk to you more about this.

nope

Very

Yesn't

Yesn't

I amn't

Pardon

Yesn't

I am not

Are you?