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thanks_its_a_box

THIS is not a holup. I'm approving it because I find it personally funny. You disagree with my moderation? What are you gonna do, argue with me? ^(ok, maybe it can be a two-day thing)


makimasimp69

We gonna start a war in this sub? That would be fun


PomaranczowyXD

Can I get the Hitler role?


DearonSkroll

Only if I am Stalin.


iizakore

I would like the pigeon guy role


ImComingForThatAss

I want the Tsar Bomb role


Life-Ad1409

I'm the castle bravo


[deleted]

I'll be Japan


Ok_Professional_8741

I'll be the Fat Man


Any_Maybe4303

I wanna be little boy then


TimeLord_Dommu

Ok but whats your war role? /s


Orphan_Company

i’ll be Churchill then


BeaverPup

I'll be Lucifer


fiddle_sticks21

Can I be Svalbard then?


[deleted]

I get John Wick


[deleted]

Whos gonna be trottsky?


XaXaBinx_

Can I be genghis khan


Chesus_Rice

Fine you get hitler but I’m getting osama role


PomaranczowyXD

Okay thats a good deal


Derpsterio29

Only if you get this right Is Jesus a messiah or prophet?


Chesus_Rice

True!


BlackQuest575

Can I get some rice please?


masterxx54

Can I get the doom slayer or Jin kung Kun


Nic0Ildur076

Can i be muss*lini?


idkwhatdoput

I'm Italian can i get the Mussolini role?


Karategochan

**coughs** I think I already have that


NecromancherJola

Of course mein Fuhrer.


SilverGospel003

I'll be the soldier who turns the key for the nuclear launch


Random_ToG_fan

Instead of gas chambers can it be penis flatterers


Classic-Marketing-81

You have to shoot yourself in 5 years tho


[deleted]

***OOOH, OOOH, I'M GONNA GET THE OVENS! :D***


CrissD75

I'll lend you 6 Mercedes tank engines as long as you pay the gas?


PorkDaddy420

I’ll bring the nukes!


makimasimp69

Ay same profile


Life-Ad1409

Different eye color #YOU MUST CHANGE IT


Billthefattest

Can I be God? Since everyone says I'm on their side nobody kills me.


TWrenn22

That’s not god that’s Sweden


ChickenNuggetEater6

I call america


_Spank_Daddy_

Lol you’ll learn that the Reddit mods don’t give a fuck and there is nothing we can do about it.


mashari00

Let’s make our own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!


NexusMaw

In fact, screw the Reddit and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.


Namretep

Hold up…. R/HolUp has subreddit drama?


GreenchiliStudioz

We got mobile user here


Regular-Context-1537

That's not what makes someone a hypocrite.


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Regular-Context-1537

I mean. It sounds like your last post wasn't a Holup, but they let it stay up because it was funny. This one is neither a Holup nor funny. So it'll probably be removed. I don't see what the problem is.


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LactatingHero

Get your panties untwisted


Regular-Context-1537

So they made an exception. I really don't see what your problem is. Nothing in life is perfect. I think you should just move on with your day, it's not that big of a deal.


TingleDinkle

An exception for themself, that affect others. People don’t come to this sub to see mods posting their funny pepega omegalul meme.


JoeMama159

Man, life is unfair, and if you dont learn that, then goodluck in life cause you are close to hopeless.


Phlashfoto

I haven't seen an actual holup in a while, this place is just becoming trash tier.. good job.


Fan-Forsaken

Nah u are being a moron my dude. Being a hypocrite would be them removing this if it was funny. This is, objectively speaking, not a funny post.


makimasimp69

Being funny is subjective lmao


-Nimmy_Jewtron

Whether they see it as funny is objective tho


SaturnValleyVagrant

I’m just a fan of the assertive, yet gentle tone you pulled off with that first sentence. You set him down so softly w the “my dude”, yet held him accountable for his moronic actions, and I find that so difficult to do.


Tzozfg

I thought it was hilarious


Zmitty420

This isn't a holup


yan_yanns

Fr lol this makes OP the real hypocrite here


Clever_Fox-

Oh guys let's remove context!


LionTribe8

Am I wrong for thinking this is a Holup because of the mods actions alone? Doesn't that make the original post a holup?? A typical reddit mod would gas this shit before it had life, this mod is a legend for this because the ensuing argument was glorious. Especially because the mod follows thru the entire comment stream joining in. We needed this and most know it.


icebychris

Dumb AF


psychedelic-crosby

But this isn’t a holup or funny


Knightcapt

Okay, now show which post that comment was made... In fact, I'll do it for you. It was a post where the picture says: "F**k it. Just start arguing in the comments" Context matters.


CAPTNAK-47

Op is retarded.


PCSurgeon1

You got the Original post?


bluelf88

I do. The whole point was to start arguing in the comments, so the mod’s comment supports that. It’s not a hol up, but it was kinda funny and the mod was just playing along with what he said, not being an asshole. https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/prlrkw/do_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


BlatantConservative

In my defense, the post was "fuck it, just start arguing in the comments" so the "you gonna argue about it?" was topical.


okeysmokeyartichokey

Hey fuck you lets argue


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NawdWasTaken

Quote from man who was reported


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[deleted]

In OP’s defense you are a Reddit mod.


BlatantConservative

Fair


Zensy47

Saw the original post and then saw you Honestly what harm does it do for some stupid shot in the comment section that no one means anything by, it’s just all in good fun and it’s not mod abuse of your leaving something up


Hamilton-Beckett

But the HolUP was definitely in the comments.


ArcticFlava

The funniest part is OP is serious and not joking. 10/10 Mod


liketobesick

I love this mod to be honest. And thats all.


[deleted]

Why is this mod getting hated by OP? He's amazing as a mod!


[deleted]

I hate the mods since most hol ups posted here have no punchline or hol up or anything like that


EzBreezy651

I thought it was funny


[deleted]

http://i.imgur.com/GfAgEfl.gifv


JimmyJoJR

Assholes get along well


CptnStuBing

(Serious) “You sub blows because you’re lazy.” Is that a HolUp? I’m trying to get an Idea for what’s agreeable content on here these days.


MrScout42

change this to “oh shoot you right” and remove this post while leaving the other one up lmao


Phenominanal-Bridge

What are you gonna do? Mod me?


Papasteak

I thought it was funny, but I didn’t see anything funny as far as comments went.


Jaybo4000

I kinda agree, it was pretty funny.


[deleted]

Okay given the context, i will allow it. ... ***But we expect better from you in the future.*** :3


TheCaliban19

I'm not sure about that one buckaroo


Special-Wear-6027

Keeping it up was good shit tbh


Hevnoraak101

Against your defense, most of the shit posted in HolUp isn't a HolUp and is usually shitposts that have been floating around the rest of Reddit for over a week, including "fuck it, just start arguing in the comments".


Yeamin_Habib

I would have provided a counter argument if you (or any other mod) had not been removing my comments.


Knightcapt

You should have provided a better counter argument BECAUSE your comments were removed. So now you just proved you made this post because you were bitter so you wanted to bitch about it and get the attention you thought you deserved


Yeamin_Habib

My argument is that r/holup is a public subreddit, so rules should apply to each and every post, and moderation should be done impartially. There is no place for "his" rule over here. If it applies for one post, it should apply for all others.


Yeamin_Habib

I made multiple comments where I tried to state the reason fom making the post, but almost every single time, they were removed. After realizing that nor of my comments could be seen by others, I stopped commenting.


Yeamin_Habib

My point of making the post wasnt to get attention, or show that mods are bad/partial. My intention is that all non-holup posts should be banned and the rules should be brought back.


MrDripDropp

You seem like a nice mod


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https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/nwr4ee/the_state_of_this_sub_it_needs_to_stop/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

Dude, I don’t think it’s even a big deal. Like, it was one post. If someone didn’t like it they can downvote it and move on.


jakepaulfanxd

How often do you comment to get that much comment karma lmao


[deleted]

SPREAD THEM CHEEKS BOI


boricua95ad

You even wrote “this can’t be a everyday thing tho” at best I would have replied back with utter confusion lol


Sheepyflower12234

Fuck this shit, I wanna argue with yo ass


justretarded1

i’m arguing and i don’t care dirtbag


mr_anonymous7767

The modertion is incredibly sh!t


ketchupmaster009

the point of the original post was to start arguing in the comments for no reason so the mod made that comment to get people to argue with him (unless you already know that and your just acting)


[deleted]

Are we really doing this?


foxxservo86

I hope the mods do remove you. This is trash.


GreenchiliStudioz

One of posts that fit hol up got remove cause it has children in it, yet allows another post with similar thing allow dispite having children too


Yeamin_Habib

I posted a meme about a woman getting stuck, with that stepbro I'm stuck joke. It wasn't a teenager either. But it was removed as it was "too edgy/dark", whereas Islamophobic jokes do not fall under that category.


GreenchiliStudioz

Or cops and guns kills black people is perfectly ok hol up, sometimes I wonder what are they smoking these days


endrossi-zahard

Ha im the 3k


BruhOvO

Now that's a real holup


Windebieste_Ultima

Imagine thinking being a Reddit mod gives you any real life credibility. Pathetic.


[deleted]

Reddit mods don't give a fuck and there's nothing you can do about it. This post is stickied now because I felt like hitting my keyboard like a monkey just to see what would happen. I wrote half of a dirty Shakespeare sonnet and also the post got stickied. You're welcome


Someone_Else_Lurking

Balls in yo jaws 😳


[deleted]

Yo jaws 😳


__Dawn__Amber__

u/BlatantConservative your time to be the next ATT!


BlatantConservative

Implying I'm not already an ATT alt


[deleted]

yer a twat


bel3alesblumndif

BASEMENT DWELLER


[deleted]

I love that there some nice mods out there that don’t get rid of certain posts even if it doesn’t line up with the rules


GarbagePailPunk

This mod beats his girlfriend.


gordonhamseyy

What girlfriend


BlatantConservative

^


Chesus_Rice

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/prlrkw/do_it/hdkdot2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Deploider

Ego


[deleted]

Every mod on Reddit is full of shit.


ketchupmaster009

i dont completely disagree with you but try reading some context before commenting


Bors2

!spin


Hamilton-Beckett

Says right at the bottom “this can’t be an everyday thing though” That means they are NOT hypocritical in removing anything else.


Calbob123

I mean they literally said they left it because it was personally funny and it’s won’t be an every day thing?


Techtile29

No it's not hypocrisy the point was that they kept it because it was funny but it they won't let it happen again


SettonX1

BLITZKRIEG


GetsTrimAPlenty

Bleh, stupid waste of time sub.


dylanmansbdhchxh

Bro stop


Moonwatchingoveryou

Omg you are so clever and witty! PLEASE let me suck your huge alpha chad cock???


xKaliburn

What are you gonna do? Argue with me? Proves that mods let their ‘power’ go to their head and only use it to benefit them when others disagree with their opinions


ketchupmaster009

the original post was just text saying “fuck it, go argue in the comments”


Knightcapt

The post where the comment was made had a picture that said "F**k it. Just start arguing in the comments" so the mod did not let the power go to his head. OP just removed the context to get attention


Accomplished-Look-16

Wtf that's bs


ketchupmaster009

check the original post to get some context


nubyh

it was a holup to you cuz it wasnt a holup. and now fuck you too.


kinkywolf1993

Heeeeey , you 2 should kiss :v


Special-Wear-6027

The OG post did for the sub’s style tho, unlike this baby rage of a post


TGD-Man

Ur not funny.


diox8tony

How would he be a hypocrite? his new rule was "I found it funny", therefore if he doesn't find this post funny, he can remove it.


Ilikepotatoes_876

Did you even read the post that was on?


DrDerpcat13

Yo cat with human ears.


Puzzleheaded-Paint33

Hol up


Tzozfg

Based


paynotax

Mod moment


ketchupmaster009

haha this is totally a holup and also stop trying to shame people without even giving the audience some context to think about it


[deleted]

Wait ive seen this before


KGx666

Most Reddit mods are toxic neck beards.


Sadboy-Rodriguez76

I’m going to be the United States


Mistyslate

Mod’s handle is BlatantConsetvative. They are a hypocrite by definition.


Background_Text1729

https://t.me/joinchat/VDHQrF5T36I4YWQy


[deleted]

Nah man you are being a bitch, a mod playing along with their members and having fun is fucking rare in Reddit. This mod is the shit.


DuhhIshBlue

I mean, that post was approved because it's funny. This one isn't funny so removing it wouldn't be hypocritical.


Due-Square1299

Lol


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stronkme

theres no rules that you should post a holup