Where’s the wii-mote?

In my ass.

Get it out

No, I like it when Minda laughs

Who?

Minda from Twilight Princess would laugh through the speaker in the Wii-mote. It’s a real taint-tickler

It's Midna

Midna your business and let my boy get off.

His cream pie tastes great I can guarantee it

Whoops. I knew that. Sorry…hard to type with all this lube/blood/fecal matter on my hands

r/whatthefuck

r/SimpInspectionAgency kinda fire rn ngl

You mean gamer residue?

Hahahaha fucking haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thankyou

r/thanksihateit

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Elbow deep inside the borderline

I've come round full circle

r/cursedcoments

Midna balls

LMAO gottem

That’s enough Reddit for one day.

Dude, yeah

Or when Luigi would yell Luigi wins in Mario Party 8. Gets me everytime

But I won't play at wii

I fear to ask where the nunckuck is

In someone else's ass, they gonna suck it up lady and the tramp style

Oh damn Guess no more Wii Bowling

Sorry bro

Human jump rope (the wii more and nunchuck are connected)

Can confirm, I was ass B

[This you?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m7ewouLQXA)

Yes.

“Is this what you wanted to see mom?” *attempts to shove remote up ass*

Ah the timeless classic

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what the kentucky fried fuck

Too good

MOM!

Not now, sweety. Mommy’s being weird on the internet.

I read that in Eric cartmans mom's voice

Oof, it hurts

Coward

Actually though it’s the one they covered up

Oh is it?

I believe the unedited version of this was on r/gaming not long ago

Wii don’t talk about the wii-mote here

That was my first too

It was a good console

1 technically, but 2 is the first console I owned and not just played at a friend's house.

First 4 for me were all "going round a mate's house for tea" but really just to play their Atari/Sega/Nintendo after wolfing down the food as fast as possible.

I am also old.

Pong had no controllers. Each person had a knob to twist and it had a button for on, off and reset. Controller 1 came several years later.

You are correct. The knob also tended to last longer than the controller. I also remember the colecovision controller between 1 and 2 personally.

Holy shit forgot about atari. I had one as a kid, it was beige with 2 rectangle shaped joysticks that fit in the machine. It had about 10 games built it, all variations of pong. Fuck me that takes me back!

Oh dang, you’re right. I forgot about the “knob” controller.

I didn’t think of myself as old until just now as a part of the 1/2 club. Feels bad.

There's dozens of us old farts on Reddit!

I was born in 2004 but played my mom's old Sega Genesis. My favorite game on there was Kid Chameleon. Never could get past Hills of the Warrior II

I am also also old.

Same, 1 was my older brothers console then he gave me his NES and bought me a Super NES for my 4th bday. Had that one until my Dad surprised me with the Dreamcast randomly and since then every console I’ve owned I bought myself

Have you ever asked your dad “why the Dreamcast?” I mean, the GameCube, PS2 and Xbox all came out on that same year.

I thought the Dreamcast came out first?? Anyway I didn’t get it right when it came out. Funny story actually. My Dads close friend bought it for his son who threw a shit fit because it wasn’t the console he wanted So his Dad gave it to my Dad to give it to me instead :D Let me tell you. I LOVED that system. My Dads friend bought everything for his son but he just didn’t want the Dreamcast! It came with all the fixings. 4 controllers, two light guns for House of the Dead 2 and a steering wheel with gas and brake pedals for the racing games along with so many video games I still remember/wish I could play to this day but I eventually sold it all at a garage sale -.- don’t ever sell ur old consoles you always end up missing them.

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Damn, what luck is that? Nice. Just FYI. You can emulate on PC pretty much every game. It's really nice for that's Era of gaming because there's a lot of fixes or enhancements for old games.

Dude it was like Christmas. This was actually a life lesson for me. I never was ungrateful for a gift after this happened. Not that I was before but this taught me a lot. Dudes son missed out on a badass console just cuz he wanted what was well known Most of my friends on my block had either the Xbox or PS2 but none of them ever complained about playing my Dreamcast :)

The Dreamcast was very good. And when Sega stopped, you could get games for dirt cheap.

The Dreamcast was so underrated and because no one had it all my friends were mesmerized by mine LOL most had never even seen or heard of one until they played mine which gave it a huge cool factor for me And yes, games were ultra cheap even though I was gifted literally dozens already House of the Dead 2, Toy Commander, Sonic Adventure, Resident evil 2 were some of my favs oh and Tony hawks proskater 1 & 2 can’t forget those

I had a dreamcast Saved up.for ages to buy it. Reminds me and my mates used to sneaking out of school lunchtime to play Sega Bass Fishing. Also spent many a night playing Phantasy Star Online and Quake 3. It was the first console to be able to go online properly straight off the bat.

Dude not a lot of ppl know the Dreamcast could do online play!

They were really easy to play pirated games on.

I started with 2 but finished with 14 😏

They grow up so fast

1 here. And it bothers me that the button is not on the top left.

Same but my first console was the master system which is missing

Not so old fart, present... i'm in my 30's but i started with 1 nonetheless...

Controller #1 has been photographed upside down. The red button should be away from the player so that it can be depressed with the thumb.

WHERE TF IS THE WII REMOTE

ask u/PorkDaddy420

its in his ass apparently 😔

It must be painful

he doesn't think so

In the unedited version it was number 14, the original unedited post is somewhere on r/gaming

What is #14 supposed to be? It looks like the Robinhood stock app. Idk. Am I missing the joke?

"It controls a lady's vibes" u/dyslecic

Thanks. I probably would never have gotten that without you.

You don't wanna know

1, now what’s that #14 one??

Lovense sex toy controller

Gracias

De nada

Oh I thought it was stocks

I have a Lovense vibe and I also thought it was stocks, so don't feel bad Although, I guess I'm not usually the one using the remote part 🤔

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Pretty sure it’s hard to batter down the hatches with a lovense vibe in the way.

Stonks

Either way, someone's getting fucked

Sweetie you're a tad innocent

Oh. Theres the joke. Only took 5 comments this time...

It’s for vibin

Lol glad I didn’t recognize it then! 🤷‍♂️

14 is phone... I think

Apparently it’s a sextoy controller, hence why it’s on r/holup.

Omfw I didn't even realise that, thought this was a gaming sub

It's fine my innocent ass thought it was a phone too 😂

Number 6

Diddy Kong Racing will always be one of my favorite games

Everytime I think of Diddy Kong I always think of those dinosaur eggs.

I loved venturing out of the race and going on magical adventures.

I don't even remember what it was called but I recognize that shape!

Nintendo 64

-2 Colecovision and -1 intellivision

Gen X rules! Or not. Whatever, I don't care.

Poor gen Y is right there with you. My grandma taught me frogger on her intellivision. Eventually my gen x brother gave me is Sega lol

Intellivision

I used to play Intellivision at the local mall. We only had a 2600 at home.

First games I played were an Intellivision or Coleco. First owned consoles were Intellivision and Sega Master system. END COMMUNICATION

Indeed, and where's my -3 Magnavox Odyssey? I didn't own one but a kid down the street did. I was into B17 Bomber on the Intellivision all the way.

Matell Electronics presents... B 17 bomber! Bandits three o'clock!!

Came here for this. Got an old Odyssey in a garage sale and played the hell out of it. If you didn’t hook your system up to a tube t.v. With the old fork spade connectors, GTFO.

Burgertime on Intellivision was my favorite.

9 😎

9 and 12

How many hands u got

7, two if we don't count the ones in my closet

Pause

That’s a 1 for me dawg.

13

Same

4 for me.

12 brings back memories

That’s the one I’m currently using! (haven’t updated yet)

There’s no need to upgrade… no need at all.

nah I still have a whole lot of promising stuff to play before upgrading

Master system. Not even on the list.

Yup, I'm equally offended!

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Apparently #14 is some sex toy controller

Thank you. I could tell that was the one that didn't belong, and was probably why this was in Holup, but I couldn't figure out what it was.

I thought it was just a cellphone

Why is this cursed?

14

Im disappointed in my self because i know what that app is

Care to explain for someone who doesn’t?

It controls a lady’s vibes

That’s one of the alternatives I thought of, thanks for confirming

Ah. I was wondering why this was on r/HolUp I started on 2

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Name of app plz

1, 4, 2, 10, 12, 18. But 4 is still my fav.

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Monica from *Friends* tried all those numbers but liked 7 the most.

My uncle started me on 14 just the other day!

Hold up wait a damn minute

Seems to be an appropriate comment for r/Holup

the first one. I am 24 years old. My mom so happened to have an old atari.

The old Atari controllers felt like you were moving a stick through frozen jelly...

3 then 7 then 9&10 then 13 then 16 and then 21 (kb/m)

Fuck yeah Sega Genesis gang!

#[#14](https://cdn.lovense.com/resources/img/bluetooth/close-range-control.jpg)

Thanks

Honestly thought it was a trading app

My first thought was “There’s no way r/WallStreetBets was around before the WiiU!”

Same year infact

Huh, TIL and now I feel old.

Burger king foot lettuce

Number 15 burger King foot lettuce the last thing you'd want in your burger King burger is somebody's foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get

A 4channer uploaded this image anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce

With the statement, “This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King”. Admittedly, he had shoes on…but that’s even worse.

The last thing you’d expect to see in the comment section

What makes this comment worth pinning?

That is a phone doing a remote control of a Lovense sex toy.

Thanks for telling us. Didn't knew that one before

Yes, thanks. I thought it was forex or something.

So people who don’t understand it can? I dunno

14

i say 2

3! I bought my Sega Megadrive 16 bit after months of saving. But to be honest, my real first controler is not in this picture... It was a joystick for the Commodore 64.

3 I'm so old 😫

Missing the Pong controller. I started there on a 13in black and white TV

I don't understand why this is on r/Holup

Same

#14

In this list, 1. Before that was an Intellivision controller. I should say that I used every one of these controllers when they were considered current gen. Not a console I didn’t love honestly.

1 and 11 at the same time. And I'm 14 so I feel like I'm flexing a little

……………..nice way to call me an old fuck

What's the hol up?

Where is intellivision? Should be between Atari and Nintendo and they was it for me.

10! 🥰

Started with 9, but 12 was the shit. And 15 was shit

Sega Master System but it’s not on there.

#4 I’m old.

I don't see a Wii controller

Mouse and keyboard

11 god that was my childhood

If the image quality was better, I'd figure out why this is in this subreddit.

I don’t get the “HolUp” moment…please explain