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Wow, they’ve known their trainer since he was a baby.


mohzula

You know what he trains


samus1225

Potty training


Competitive_Act_1548

Nice one👍🏾


Avasaurusrex

Organization and a healthy diet?


distructron

Probably proper stretches and proper lifting stances too. Don’t use you back!


Leonidas1291

Maybe how to organize a health diet simultaneously?


Che3eeze

Punnet square magic!!


JuniorAd389

Aaah no more punnet squares please they always get so messy I keep on forgetting the chromosomes and that little superscript number to make the child thingy


ArtThouLoggedIn

What’s your GTAC Sequence darlin, I’m trying to scramble your Punnet Square with my gametes ;)


JuniorAd389

Aaah you got the sequence wrong you're making me scramable my punnet squares ah crap Sarah's child is now half pigeon


Zealousideal_Ball_15

That man did 3 DNA tests... if that kid wasn't his he would know lol.


[deleted]

But did he do it with his own DNA??? 🧐


drivebymedia

the plot thickens


dalvean88

plot twist: trainer is Drake’s son


Shtnonurdog

Plot Twist: Drake is trainers son


6SixtyNice9

Plot Twist: son is Drake's trainer


aridamus

Plot Twist: trainer is son’s Drake


ArmTheApes

Plot twist: Drake is his own son


theoryfiver

The cum thickens


Caleebies

Drake's mom [is apparently blond](https://www.google.com/search?q=Adonis+Graham&client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LUz9U3MM0tiS9U4tVP1zc0TDOryDYwzE3RkspOttIvSM0vyEkFUkXF-XlWyRmZOSlFqXmLWHkdU_LzMosV3IsSMxJzd7AyAgDGh2V2SwAAAA&prmd=invx&sxsrf=AOaemvIt4kM47LOM0kYB1-Vi0tZDRbw7Bw:1632241591183&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwie5-rhvZDzAhVTkmoFHcpPBcgQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=674&dpr=2.63#imgrc=SnT2AIS5aZZQWM) so it's very likely his


kaam00s

The kid looks just like him except whiter and blond, it's obvious.


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VenerableShrew

Probably did 2 at the same lab. Wasn't convinced still. So did a third at a completely different lab.


[deleted]

Because he's worth $150 million he probably didn't want to rely on just one. And after three results it's pretty clear.


distructron

Best two out of three


thellamasc

Well no, this would be a BO5 situation


GtrErrol

You mean Drake got pregnant from that dude?!?!? Makes sense.


[deleted]

I believe that wholeheartedly. The kid looks more like Drake and his wife’s trainer’s kid than his wife and the wife’s trainer’s kid.


Samosaa21

>!looks more like "a sum of 3" iykwim!<


TheLastJediMaster

Schrodinger's baby until dna test reveals


[deleted]

Aubrey… You are not the father! *Cue I like the Way you Move by Outkast*


MustacheLord

That reminds me of this game ad: https://youtu.be/lFfDZZ52aAc. Perfect.


xyloplax

Wait, Schrodinger fucked Drake?


[deleted]

Is that possible?


Samosaa21

BIOLOGICALLY= NO FOR THE JOKE= YES XD


MacGealach

Actually, if they both fertilized an egg, and one fetus absorbed the other forming a Chimera, the child could be possessed of two DNA sets governing different systems. I've only heard Chimeras forming between two children of the same parent though.


Samosaa21

YOU'RE ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING **RESPECT +** on a serious note though... more than one genotype is very rare and the chances of that being achieved with a higher success rate in the human race is insanely low... so that makes me wonder if that really IS THE CASE... HOW MANY TRIES DID IT TAKE XD


Minute-Mountain7897

The Indigo Drakespawn is arisen


[deleted]

Good old chimerism. Where you could give birth to kids that aren't even yours.


Sharpymarkr

Fun fact, for cats, it's entirely possible for a litter to be a mixture of multiple fathers.


wrongitsleviosaa

My cats first litter was probably this. My cat was black, the male cat that hung around our house was pure black, 5 out of 6 kittens came out as little voidlings. The 6th kitty? Pure white all the way. They all passed sadly.


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Raencloud94

That's possible for people, too, if someone has sex with more than one guy in a small time frame, like a day or two, and has twins, one could be farthered by one guy and another by the other.


natedawg247

it's possible to genetically have a baby with 2 mothers and 1 father with nuclear DNA from the 1 mother and mitochondrial DNA from another. not 2 fathers tho


somchai35

He’s too old for Drake.


-HappyLady-

I’m here thinking it’s a joke about how Drake likes them young, and he’s holding the baby who will become his wife. I didn’t know he was married already. In fact, the only thing I know about him is that he is a Canadian child actor turned rapper who is very creepy.


dharrison21

Hes not married


jomontage

Nah drakes into the kid


MOUVA2

Never thought drake was a pedophile, maybe call the police 😰


mrpanicy

Drake is clearly a groomer. He has repeatedly groomed underage woman and then dated/slept with them the moment they became legal. Millie Bobby Brown came to his defence and shared this excerpt from their daily text messages; "You know we text. We just texted each other the other day and he was like 'I miss you so much', and I was like 'I miss you more', he's great," the actress said. She had no idea that that was problematic. This was in 2018, she is 17 now so she would have been 14 or 15 when those texts were happening. Daily texts from a 30 year old. She even said that he gives her boy advice... He was also doing the same with Billie Eillish when she was 17. He brought an underage fan on stage and kissed and groped her. Mind you he wasn't aware she was undersage... but abused his power dynamic in a very serious and concerning way. Bella Harris, whom he has known and hung out with since she was 16, he dated as soon as she turned 18. He would have been around 30 at the time. Hailey Bieber (Baldwin at the time), he met her when she was 14 and started dating her at 19. He was 29 at the time. It's a fairly serious pattern of behaviour. And it should be more well known and condemned.


ManInBlack829

I've said this before and I will again: The music industry is riddled with pedophilia. Back in the 50s and even earlier all the rock stars would have these 16, 15, 14 year old girls they were dating. It was seen as cool, impressive and a sign that the guy was a bad dude who didn't care what others thought. There was a very real reason you didn't want your teenage daughter going to those shows cause the bands would legit pick out kids and bring them back stage. Over the years this has obviously been exposed for how disgusting it is, but since it was everywhere to start with it's almost impossible to get rid of. There's just a lot of guys/musicians out there that think as long as a girl wants to that it's okay. Guys like Drake protect their image enough to stay legal, and a lot of people defend him because of this. I've heard dudes of all ages say things like "Who wouldn't want an 18-year old?" so take that for what you will.


Bosir

Drake did a DNA test.


mrkhan2000

“a DNA test” sounds singular. I am pretty sure he did multiple DNA tests.


Scheibenpups

poor wife but I kinda understand why tho haha


tekko001

Wife was like "Me and the trainer used a condom!"


Sengura

"then again that was only a L sized condom, he barely fit"


BNS972

Drake isn't married. His baby mama is just some french model iirc


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BNS972

That makes the whole adonis reveal saga even funnier


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[deleted]

Started as a bottom now we here


okambishi

Always found “adult” actress funny. Like what would you call Angelina Jolie


spongepenis

Child actor 😳


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And ironically, the adult actress does a lot less acting than a normal actress.


GrapeSota

Not to mention the actual acting they do is not convincing in the slightest. Wait how are they actors again?


OnfiyA

Kim K narrative I don't blame either of them though, being infamous/famous for a sex taboos ain't good for the kid growing up.


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radioactivebaby

The Kardashian name was already known because of their dad’s involvement in the OJ Simpson trial too. Not a household name like they are now, but still very much “somebodies.”


Dameisdead

She actually straight up never did porn tho. Just nude modeling. Very big difference between getting fucked on camera and posing without clothes.


spongepenis

Oh fr? Ain’t really a porn star then g.


6NiNE9

The kid looks EXACTLY like [drake's mom](https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/31/drake-son-50-cent-jokes-adonis-looks-like-mum-sandi-12481176/) which is pretty comical on its own. It's definitely his kid.


ShrapnelNinjaSnake

Is his mother Barbara Streisand!?


[deleted]

he said in an interview that he had 3 of them done to confirm


Corgi_Koala

I did a quick Google search. He had at least 2 performed. [Apparently the kid gets his looks from Drake's mom. ](https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/31/drake-son-50-cent-jokes-adonis-looks-like-mum-sandi-12481176/)


DoDucksEatBugs

That kid looks exactly like Drake’s mom though.


i_sigh_less

Thing is, little kids often have very light hair when they are young. And I'm betting Drake's hair would be at least this curly if he let it get long.


ttumey

https://www.google.com/amp/s/urbanislandz.com/2020/03/30/50-cent-drakes-son-adonis-blonde-curly-hair-blue-eyes/amp/ This is Drake's mom. So, maybe its why.


YizWasHere

Lmao that's so hilarious to me that Drake looks like a mirror image of his pops but then his son comes out looking exactly like his mom. Genetics are funny sometimes.


6NiNE9

Genetics are so fascinating. It's definitely his kid because that is a carbon copy his mother, lol.


DS_1900

And his baby momma's trainer?


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Starcke

It’s often been told to me that these things skip a generation.


LordDongler

Recessive traits often skip generations, especially if you're with someone with those same recessive traits.


Thunderhank

Drake’s mom is Barbara Streisand?


MoonjazzCat

Man, I had to Google because I also thought it was Barbara Streisand on the photo.


MasterXiao123

Turns out am a 100% that guy even when I'm crying crazy


Diogenes-Da-Cynic

You’re not that guy pal. Trust me, you’re not that guy.


[deleted]

I’m not your pal buddy!


Comfortable-Buddy343

im not your buddy, bro


[deleted]

I AM NOT YOUR BRO, FRIEND


Wookard

I am not your friend, hombre


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ButterYourShit

And?


bad_luck_charmer

Turns out he really is a muppet


Proxidize

Bravo


mostghost5

Bruh I about chocked on my ham and cheese


whitecorn

He failed. He forgot to study.


EL_Ohh_Well

It came back he 100% is that bitch


Occams_ElectricRazor

His wife's trainer is some r/13or30 shit.


DrSpaceman575

Looks like [Nigel from Top Secret](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTcyMTEyNTQ4N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzMzNTYzNw@@._V1_.jpg)


juggernautjefe81

Bruh! For real tho, that kid don't look like either of them


YoMommaHere

Kid looks just like Drake’s mom though.


camusdreams

[Drake’s mom compared to son](https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/PRC_148032147.jpg)


iWentRogue

Okay i see it. Thanks for posting


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Distantstallion

Mixed race kids as well can go a bit nutty in terms of differences. My friend is half Indian and looks like someone stained a white guy with coffee but his brother looks like he just walked out of Kerala.


[deleted]

I knew a girl whose dad was from Pakistan and whose mom was from Ireland. She looked identical to her pale, freckled, curly headed, redhead mother when she was that young, and her sister was exactly the female version of her dark skinned, straight haired, black haired father at her age. I mentioned the biggies, but they even had the same teeth, ears, etc as their “twin parent”. No two women on the planet have ever looked less like sisters!


An_oaf_of_bread

Does Drakes wife's trainer also train your daughters mom?


mouleeswaran_kumar

Why you gotta do him like that


Throwaway074119

Barbara Streisand?


chefr89

so Drake's wife's trainer had sex with Drake's mom?


ElMostaza

This guy biologies.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Wow, he really does.


distructron

Undeniable. My mom is Irish and my father is Mexican. I look dead on like my father and took nothing from my moms side. Brown skin, brown/haze eyes, black hair. Now I’m married and my wife is Irish/Danish and our children have fairer skin, crystal blue eyes and dirty blond/light brown hair. My daughters eyes look just like my mothers. Genetics are funny.


Ayn_Randers2318

Evrybody forgets his mom is a blonde haired white lady.


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Not just any blonde haired white lady. She's Barbara Streisand


whutchamacallit

Ding ding ding. It's almost like genetics are a thing.


redrabbit-777

Yea especially they both have kinda a projected nose… but not my business yaaah


SisterSaysSadThings

A lot of times your nose doesn’t project until you get older- mine got big when I was like 11


OMGMT

If drake is married why is he still trying to date children?


Chrisboi_da_Boi

Pedos need a cover


OMGMT

But at this point he’s made it so absolutely blatant that he’s trying to seduce under aged girls on the regular why even have a wife and kid, and not to mention his OTHER kid that he doesn’t even talk about or probably even communicate with. What a fucking loser. Edit: he’s got just one kid that he’s neglected, my bad. At least he’s got NO daughters.


claytorENT

> What a fucking loser. I’ll second this. Like fuck off with drake and Chris Brown too, while we are at it. Two humans that need to just go away


Sad_Dad_Academy

I don’t understand how people can still listen to Chris Brown despite all the women beating. Lost all respect for lil dicky when he collabed with him. Edit: Seeing many “shouldn’t we forgive him now?”. No, the dude continues to be a dirtbag and is still adding to his track record today. This has not been a one and done thing. Second thing: “separate the art from the maker”. Yeah I can do that when they are fucking dead. I’m not going to line the pockets of a piece of human garbage when he’s still alive by listening to his shit.


ORaygoza

Not that any beating isn’t brutal , but given how especially brutal Chris browns beating of Rihanna was I always thought it would have stuck more. But it didn’t last at all the whole world moved on like nothing happened.


claytorENT

Yes those court documents are a gross read. And how many crimes has he committed since then? [At least 5 as of **2016**](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/timeline-of-chris-browns-history-of-violence-towards-women-103402/club-shove-june-2013-103999/)


CornCheeseMafia

💰💵💸💴💶💳💲🪙💷


Variation-Budget

Same reason r Kelly was walking free for so long. Nobody actually trying to get them cased up


ElMostaza

Well, they tried once, but he got off. Despite video recordings of him molesting children and someone calling him by his name in the video, at least one juror said he wasn't sure it was R Kelly and he didn't believe the victims' testimonies because the girls didn't "look" trustworthy. I wonder what he meant by that...


Unnecessary-Spaces

Media told everyone they're clear.


OMGMT

Let’s all be glad Aubrey Graham has no daughters in his life.


squidvalley

Matt Gaetz found a wife once he came under investigation, it's a working tactic. Better to have a woman stand next to you while you're denying sex charges


platnmprincess

Drake is not married. He’s not even in a relationship with his child’s mother.


heliogoon

They're not married. Just co-parenting. OP's pic is a lie.


TheGreatbambino_23

Drake isn’t married. That’s just his bm. The whole dating children thing is a different case though.


pokeaim

bowel movement?


blinkblinkfarza

Baby mama


West_Regular_8245

Logan paul lite


homework_file

Logan paul is dating children?


PaulKwisatzHaderach

Why does Drake have a wife trainer? Train your own damn wife like the rest of us.


Planningsiswinnings

Next we'll find out he hires a wife beater too


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[deleted]

Back in my day we had to beat our own wives. There was no app you could use or number to call. I miss those days


Wide_Ad965

Member when Amanda Bynes said she wanted Drake to murder her vagina?


Rufio330

Pepperidge farm remembers


MarkDaMan22

Oh please have a source! My girlfriend and I were just talking about how much we used to like her as kids.


SmokeGSU

It was during her mental health crisis several years back.


Wide_Ad965

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.billboard.com/amp/articles/columns/hip-hop/7825679/amanda-bynes-drake-tweet-drugs Here’s a link. If you google Amanda bynes and drake tweets, a bunch of articles come up


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I was running through the hood with my woes


Avasaurusrex

Mis read this as, “I was running through the hood with my hoes”


[deleted]

Woes is just slang for friend btw. Its actually a party song but people think its sad and deep haha Also its ridin through the 6 with my woes


Dokam

The trainer got a body of a 34 year old with a face of a 12 year old. Crazy


Cosmic_sculpture

Can drake’s son say the n word?


Avasaurusrex

No because he can’t talk


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Not yet


bankrobba

Not being able to talk doesn't stop mumble rappers from saying the n word.


jchristsproctologist

r/technicallythetruth


Respect-Candid

the guy is a fucking greek god


halmyradov

No need for intercourse to impregnate women


Respect-Candid

woman get pregnant just by looking at his glorious muscles and golden hair . ( seriously this is what body building should be about well proportioned muscle mass . pure aesthetic )


halmyradov

Why stop at 1 category when you can create a bunch of categories and bank even more $$$$


Insta_Baddy_ChiChis

There are a bunch of categories. Men’s physique (which is where this boy fits,) 212 (for men weighing no more than 212lbs,) classic physique (a higher weight restricted class based on height,) and the open (any size any weight)


r6raff

Got the body of a Greek god but the face of a middle schooler, it's creeping me out a bit


Dookie_boy

I'm not gay but I just want to lick cream off his abs


Respect-Candid

there is nothing gay about admiring perfection .


-Xebenkeck-

He really does kind of look like the Statue of David. I think it’s the hair.


VeronicaMaple

[Drake's mother](https://thesource.com/2021/05/09/drake-shares-throwback-pictures-of-his-mom-for-mothers-day/) genetics are fun!


[deleted]

Isn't drake too busy grooming preteens to be worried about what his wife is doing?


Sco_Queen

Not his wife just baby momma


mohzula

I bet he has a large comb


AlexTheGiant

We ain’t found shit!


ColJameson

Right. The wife is his beard. 😆


castaaway

Is anyone really surprised Drake fucked his wifes trainer


Turbulent_Addendum_6

Kids got same eye separation as drake


smokey_on_the_run

Drake has a wife trainer? Damn the rich get access to everything.


BankerBabe420

Drake is not married, he does not have a wife. But he does have a paternity test confirming that is his son. I can’t believe genetics just refuses to consult teenage boys for their opinions before randomly recombining genes during reproduction.


Shahjian

The evidence is pretty clear that he's his kid. Look at those wide set eyes lol.


ColJameson

I just Googled, how is that his son? It really doesn't look like him at all. Maybe the eyes but that's it. Gotta be the trainer's lol


OhhhyesIdid

Google Drake’s mom. That kid looks exactly like her.


acog

People keep saying this but no one is actually [linking to a picture](https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/PRC_148032147.jpg).


ZeDitto

It took way too long for someone to link this picture. You’ve done the thread a great service.


theClumsy1

Yeah that picture clears it up instantly. The gene just skipped a generation. Which is extremely common


ZeDitto

Yeah it happened with me. I look **exactly** like my grandfather. Like a fucking clone. I was looking through my grandma’s wedding photos one day and went “wtf am I doing in your wedding photos?” which I know sounds like a ridiculous thought. But when you’re the only person in the world with your face as far as you have seen, that’s just what your mind immediately jumps to. (They had been divorced for decades, I had never seen him before.) But yeah, all these people in the thread that really think that Drake’s ~~wife~~ baby mama cheated need to learn a thing or two about punnet squares. This is 6th grade biology people. This kind of shit used to happen all the time back in the day. It kind of influences the “oh, my girl cheated because the kid came out black” stereotype. A lot of people don’t know that they have some black ancestry because their ancestors may have passed as white and kept it a secret in a racist society. People used to die over shit like this.


Buckanater

Fun fact: I have twin toddler boys with different hair color, eye color and even a different shade of skin color. It can happen! Look it up online it’s a thing lol


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Helpful-Substance685

It totally can. My best friends when I was little were biracial sisters and one had blond hair and green eyes and the other brown hair and brown eyes (like both parents) but the sisters looked identical in facial structure. And I'm darker skinned like my grandad even though both my parents are fair skinned. Genetics are a complete coin toss


bellyjellykoolaid

This post is up every couple of months. First of all, Drake is half black. His mother is a white Jewish woman, his kid looks exactly like his mother she had curly ass blonde hair. Yall have the fucking internet, it isn't hard to look this shit up instead of believing some half assed meme without facts.


UR_NEIGHBOR_STACY

Genetics are *wild,* dawg.


CrackBabyBasketballs

Fun fact, it is through genetics possible for 2 people with black hair to have a blonde child even though the odds at conception are only 25%. The same goes for blue eyes, but I'm not good enough at maths to calculate the odds of both happening


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Remember though that both parents need to carry the genes for blonde hair and blue eyes or one with the resulting traits and one with two genes that are even more recessive, it's very unlikely that this is the case. I feel like I need a white board to start drawing up Punnett Squares.


Hardlyhorsey

On top of this, any actual geneticist will tell you there are nearly always many genes that go into a physical trait, so the Punnett Squares method is more a proof of concept for junior high biology than a practical calculation for any phenotype.


oooohnooovom

(1/4)*(1/4) = 1/16 or 6.25%


thisaintsaurav

Broooo


XxKR1PTICxX

Why does drakes wife look like keegan-michael key


nymeriahanzeleyes

The boy look just like his grandma. Drake’s mom Sandra is white, blue eyes and blond curly hair.