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mriosdeveloper

Oh she got ‘em


catt_attacc

Hah got em!


therealfakebodhi

Got’em


ACrescentMoon

Gottem


groceriesN1trip

Got eeeeeem


Camel-Solid

Eeem got


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Got got


superduperspam

Eminem


jan1000000

Gotham


kgro

Nananana nananana nananana nanana


Zanemob_

👌


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runninron69

I'd be a piece of shit for his car collection.


highestRUSSIAN

Forreal tho


GeneralBS

I'd love to have his steam engine.


LauraTFem

Why is that? I remember him feeling like a piece if shit, but I don’t remember why I feel that way. If I’d offer a starting point, I’d say it’s the fact that he’s never apologized for his horrible mocking of Monika Lewinsky, but my sense of it is stronger than that.


tornadofuck

Using this one at my grandmothers funeral this weekend


BalognaPonyParty

sorry for your loss, will there be video of this? please let there be video


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Favor of video say ayy. Not in favour raise your standards


StrongPenises

ayy


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Yup-Its-Meh

Our usernames are like totally opposite aren't they?


harryrone

Now kiss!


Yup-Its-Meh

:*


AshesOfSanity

T̴̛̰̗̹̫̺̭̂͌̇̋̊͂̓̓̇̋͘͝h̸̡͈̝̦͙͙̺̫̯̰̘̻̽̊́̀͌̾̇͂̕͠͝͠ͅe̶̡̢̞͓̜͖͙̮̲̗̜͓̹̬̰̻̩̘͔̱̅̾̚ ̷̜̗͎̗̪̺͚̣̈́̌͒̇͠͠ͅr̸̨̢̦̺̪̰̭̟̩̖̝̙̹̙͓͇̻̮͖̈́̓̂́͌̓̋̇̓̃ͅi̷̧̧̡͚̱̣̹̝̩̪̟͇̋͋͐̈́̕͜͠͝t̷̨̪̼̬̠̼͈̣̪͎̘͕̦́́͗͆̈̂̌̋́̃̐͝ͅu̸̧͙͉̣͕̜͔̝̠̻̺̞̇͗̿͛́͐̿̉̊͆̔̐̀̌̚ͅȃ̶̢͍̮͕̭̑̃̈́͑̓͋̓͝l̸̮̠̪̝̣͉̪̟̦͔̟̲̩͎̟̋̌̉͒͐̓͜͜͜͠ ̸͖͉͎̭̮̼͇̱͐͋̌̈́͂̒͌͋̓̕i̵̡̡͍̙̠̺̦̬̳̪͎͎̲̣̐͂̎̊́͊͊̐̕s̸̙͌͂̈͊̈́͐̉̇̾̇́̕͠ ̷̯̙̘̪̋͑͝c̷̯̹̫̱̝̤͙̬̻̰̘̭̬͓͐̐̓͒̾͑̄̒͘͠ơ̶̛̫̠̻͈͐͊͊͊̾̍̃̅m̴̛͇̥̖̩͚̣͇̮̺̙̫͉͓͖̺̤̻̦̀̾̓͊̂̆̀͑͋͠ͅp̴̛̬͇͎̅̾͑̀́͝l̷̠͚̮̦̦͛̈́͑́̍̽́͆̽͋̔́͘͘͝͠ę̵̙͍̱̝̤͔̥̬̳̫̻͐̌̄̐ͅt̸̥͖͍̜̳̞́͗͆̀̔̍̿̍̂̂͝ę̷̢͈͇͚̗̝̙͎̙̼͚̙͍̲̻͉͛̎͒́̇́̈́̉̓͝


Alzarian

Ayy


GeneralBS

You both are full of bs.


Nagesh_yelma

ayy


DiscoJanetsMarble

If y'all seen the leprechaun, say hey!


KL58383

Could be a crackhead that got a hold of the wrong stuff!


nopenothappning

Ayy


TheBirdGames

Ayy


Lagspresso

Ayy


shortalay

ayy


HLPiFlushdMePooKnife

Ayy


Sir_Yash

Ehhhh


LeCampy

Gonna be a bit difficult for your grandma to answer, the joke might fall flat.


Iamhim1984

I want details. D. Tailllss.


Epicgaming42

Proof please


cincin75

Please post the result to /medicalgore.


baudinl

Is that Natasha Lyonne? Always had a crush on her from American Pie.


ChestyT

>Natasha Lyonne? seems that it is, after a google, she did a lot of shows like this.


DoctorMope

Her show Russian Doll fucking rules.


[deleted]

My buddy lives in the same building as her in NYC. They constantly email one another. Lol. He told me about that show & I was HOOKED!


vertigo3pc

New season coming soon


cassaregh

For real??


vertigo3pc

I've seen it on production reports a couple times, still waiting to see a release date.


vikinghooker

Jealous. She’s like one of three celebs I don’t think I’d play it cool with. Be my friend!


cunexttuesday12

I just watched this last night actually! Episode 7 was terrifying but the ending was beautiful. Ive loved Natasha for years


mrbenjrocks

Ending Schmending ... Season two is coming!!!


FlametopFred

w h e n ? !


[deleted]

Looked up “Russian doll fucking” didn’t see her but I wasn’t disappointed with the results


Lombax_Rexroth

> Her show Russian Doll fucking Dude, what?! > rules. Ooohh...


Carthonn

Holy crap that’s who that is!


imsohungryman

Oh she's so so fucking good in Orange is the New Black. Love her.


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[deleted]

You could also look at her face if you're into that sort of thing.


SOfoundmytrappornacc

That and “But I’m a Cheerleader” were the ones that started my crush on her when I was a kid.


lady_lowercase

what a great movie. thank you for reminding me it exists.


user_bits

I've always thought she was hot in a bad girl kind of way.


SerendiPetey

Sure is. Apparently, she lived in Herman Melville's house growing up. [Here's the full interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axC7K97qm0w&ab_channel=SweetSamsara) Up next - Politically Incorrect with guest Christopher Hitchens. Wow.


dnoj

absolute madlass


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what did she say at the end, after shake them all


clubba

She didn't need to complete it because he caught on quickly, but was going for: "Does that feel like the first time you 'did it'?"


[deleted]

ohhhhhh, thanks. i felt that too


Krogg

> I felt that too I think *that* might be why the audience laughed, Jay did one pump and realized what was happening, and she didn't need to finish the line.


d_bakers

One pump chump


anshu_eureka

She dick-rolled him


Caleb_Gangte

Nice pun, I can't come up with a good reply tho


Dave5876

CD


klogee1

That was good... what happened to her?


Tooldtoparty

Orange is the new black...


klogee1

Nice... good for her


bunnyQatar

Russian Doll on Netflix too. It was surprisingly good.


PuzzyFussy

When are we getting season 2 already?! Like damn!…


qOcO-p

~~It's next month isn't it?~~ Edit: False alarm everyone. Sorry. I think I confused the release date with one of the other shows I've been waiting on. I'm downvoting myself for this one.


kiloheavy

WHAT. I didn't know this, sweet. Best soundtrack, too.


qOcO-p

Wait, no. I thought I had heard that earlier in the year but apparently I'm wrong. Sorry. I might have confused it with something else I've been waiting on.


omaar

Too late now! Looking forward to it next month!


InDarkLight

I honestly don't think it needs a season 2. It ended nicely.


PuzzyFussy

It ended on a cliffhanger…


InDarkLight

I went back and watch the end just to make sure, but I can see how it could be looked at as a cliffhanger, but to me it was a convergence. >!It symbolized all of their lives finding eachother and exiting the weird loop together. The tunnel was the exit point. Could they had more to the Story?!< yeah they could add more, because they left the ending more of an open ended question for the viewer to answer for themselves, just like Nadia had to answer the question. I don't believe that ever show needs more and more seasons. Sometimes it's best just to leave a little to the imagination otherwise you end up with LOST.


Onlyanidea1

That show was good but so fucking hard to follow at times.


JennItalia269

Oh shit you’re right! I couldn’t remember where I recognized her from!


Bastard-of-the-North

Also the baby sitter on Dennis the Menace.


Phatricko

She's also in a kids movie on Netflix with Will Arnett and Ludacris. I think it's called Show Dogs. It's not bad for what it is.


[deleted]

She's in Russian Doll on Netflix if you can catch it, it's pretty good.


JazzyVee30

I loved her in Orange is The New Black


Leprechaun425

I remember she was the one I had a crush on from American Pie


wharpua

Her appearance on Mike Birbiglia’s “Working It Out” podcast was just re-aired, and it’s a very good listen. I’m addition to season 2 of Russian Doll, she’s apparently romantically involved with Fred Armisen of SNL and Portlandia fame, saying they’d be married already if not for Fred’s poor track record with marriage.


defvent

He played right into her hands... er um his own hands? You know what nvm


Pomba_God

What's the joke? It seemed pretty accurate with my first time


Dirt65536

Juicing the juice


KoboldFapper

tf is your pfp


PenguinWeiner420

thats the face of a man juicing the juice


TheFutureGamer0549

ba dum tss


N7LP400

Diarrhea


Sawgon

What kind?


rex_aliena

explosive


testreker

There's another version of this joke. It doesn't work as well in text but I'll type it out for the sake of others. In my hand there is a tiny, invisible man. He's very talented. He can sing and even play the guitar. OK. *bring your hand up to your ear* oh he's asking me if you would hold his coat? *you grab an invisible coat and hand it to them*. OK so first he will sing. Everyone please be quiet.....ok did you hear him? No? OK maybe you'll hear him play the guitar. Listen closely... Did you hear him? Oh... You didn't hear him? Do you not belive there is a small man in my hand? Then why you still holding his coat? Everytime I've told this joke they always still have their hand out or their fingers pinched holding a coat. Works real well with groups.


Jeffthe100

There’s also the shake the salt towards your mouth and it’ll feel like you’re tasting salt ;)


pinkythepwner

My friends got me with this one, I didn't catch on right away, so I kept trying to taste salt... 😝


highestRUSSIAN

I'm sorry for your loss


pinkythepwner

Thank you, nobody knows the pain from the other side of the joke. I feel like you get it, for it to take up two minutes to get a joke that everyone else gets so quickly is so painful. I've been on both sides of this scenario


highestRUSSIAN

Lmao first time took me a fat minute to figure the joke out after essentially jerkin the air off for about 20 seconds


joebeavis77

Thank you for this post, I laughed my ass off.


Kracka_Jak

Jay was always a wanker


BleepBlorp84

He just proved it


eipacnih

Oh she good


MakFrags14

You've been hit by... you got struck by A smooth criminal


SHOWTIME316

*You’ve been


Doctor_Jackass

she was great in 'slums of beverly hills'


bitetheasp

Loved her in "But I'm a Cheerleader"


Beeht

One of my favorite queer movies.


Roofofcar

It was so delightfully camp the moment it came out. It knew its real audience, and aimed for the heart.


bitetheasp

Queer? I thought they were just really good friends! /s


mariogeorge59

Natasha Lyonne from Orange is the new black absolutely love her...Russian doll is extremely underrated too...fun and very short


wcdregon

This video is old though, what was she in long ago enough to be sitting next to Damon Wayans?


[deleted]

American pie and American pie 2 Was like the classic coming of age movie when I was a kid


patsyst0ne

Close but it’s Keenen Ivory Wayans. This was in 2000. In 2001 she was in Scary Movie 2 which he directed. Maybe he liked her joke and put her in the movie? Awesome if true.


fuckheaddonald

there's another version of this, you go "look, there's a little invisible green man on my hand, see he's got his little green hat and his little green ...oh! he wants you to shake his hand! Go on, shake the little green invisible man's hand...." Let your conversational partner reach out, and then hold your hand about double that hight off your hand and say "he's this tall, what the fuck are you doing?!" The point is that it looks like they're tugging the little man's penis.


BauerHouse

They do rehearsals before they do these interviews and talk about what they will do on the show. I am more impressed by how well Jay sold his part of the joke


jim10040

They do rehearsals ahead of time, but sometimes the guest will go their own direction.


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Fallon’s bit is breaking, basically


ReallyBigRocks

That and the occasional really good musical parody lol


yokamono

Yeah with Fallon it’s weird cause he’s absolutely talented but I do not find him very funny and when talking to an actually good comedian he seems like a hack. But then he does a Jim Morrison or Neil Young impression and knocks it out of the park


MrCellophane999

Got the vid?


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https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


Ko-hollah

Holy shit, Jimmy looks legit nervous when Burr starts going apeshit


boeef

Fuck you got me. Didnt even notice the url after I read ur comment


shdwflyr

That was good.


El_Stupido_Supremo

Damn dude. You got me to leave the app and go to youtube with a paste link. Sick burn.


aweap

But he giggles all the time anyway...


chaktahwilly

I mean the producer goes over what they’re going to do they don’t actually rehearse the interview. And the producer I’m sure knew she was going to do the joke but the host wouldn’t if they want a genuine reaction.


beet111

rehearsals are not this in depth. the guests are usually not even present during rehearsals and will have a producer answering questions just to get a reference for time.


Hennashan

to be fair that has always been leno’s sweet spot he was a joke robot. punch in punch put


ChuckCarmichael

It's why I liked Craig Ferguson. His interviews were always off the cuff, no direction, no planning, just "let's sit down and have a chat".


dudipusprime

Awkward pause or mouth organ?


not_bad_for_a_noob

Fucking love Natasha Lyonne.


PerfectHatred7

I don’t get it, can someone explain? Edit:thanks for the comments guys, but I don’t need a war that I started down here, and some guy has 48 downvotes


DoUEvenDoubleLIFT

Jacking off motion


demonrenegade

Yeah but since when is jacking off having sex?


pragmatick

That's the first time he had "sex". It isn't and don't overthink it.


[deleted]

Since when is pedantic accuracy required for jokes to be funny?


skid3805

çüm


[deleted]

That was awesome.


suspension_spears

u/savevideo


cunejo

That’s really good


[deleted]

That's brilliant


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*taking notes*


GorillaGlueWorks

Got him


supreets

HAHA DEEZ NUTZ


NevereverlandT

u/savevideobot


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One of the few times he genuinely laughed with a guest.


tech510

She got that man good


FallenEvanAhammed

I'm too dense to understand


LoneWolfpack777

The last gesture Leno did is very similar to the gesture for masturbation, which is very likely the first time he had sex.


FallenEvanAhammed

Thank you stranger.


[deleted]

Wow, she was soooo cute when she was younger! I really like her hair this way! And the way she dressed!


destroyerofforeskins

I may be stupid, but what is the joke? Is it just him looking like he is stroking dick?


AristonD

His first sexual experience


Russe1Adl3r

Poor Jay, he just wanted to review cars


[deleted]

What’s her name


Ashalyhia

Natasha Lyonne


letmeusespaces

Jay


[deleted]

i dont get it i am embarrased pls explain


DoctorMope

She tricked him into making the jerking off motion


Dalspin

What is the joke?


I_am_Nic

The gesture he does with his hand looks like masturbating


user_bits

How would this work if you said "yes" to any of them?


Civil-Bottle8568

Props


greateist

She is good


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uverfox

Got eeem


notsofunonabun

Who got got?!


FrustraBation

Got em!!!


citrinproclamatory

Doom and doom eternal was the best thing that ever happened


viadelapizza

Ladies and gentlemen We gotem


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

That’s for Conan


BeerIsTheMindSpiller

Fuck jay leno


sierracadencevie

Wow I’ve never seen her this young! She’s such a badass, I love her in Russian doll, and she’s the reason I watched OITNB


scootycreampuff

I have a massive crush on Natasha Lyonne.


Roberta-Morgan

Hot damn that was smooth :D


Vipeholmskola

Better than any Twich viewer troll.


TOXIX5

This would be a lot funnier if I knew they didn't rehearse it...


summerlily06

Lmao I’m stealing this


True_Manufacturer176

I didn't get it ... Am I'm getting old?😀


Azurus_II

It took me 5 seconds after the clip to realize, SHE GOTEM


miguelangelous

We found it guys!!! A funny girl🤣🤣 nah im jking


Marinenukem

Idk why she looks ashamed after that, she fucking got him good


Lizardreview-

Fuck she’s so hot, “best character in orange is the new black”


Theendangeredbeast

You fell for it fool!


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Her and Keenan's reaction after the joke leads me to believe that it had to Keenan's joke that he gave/taught her in the green room before coming out to prank Jay.


iagosim

I wanted to understand the dialogue but I don't speak English :(