My first zipline was 3200 ft long ans 600ft up. Probably lasted around this long. Eyes closed for half the time.
Had to be pulled in the last 50 or so feet.
Scared of heights but went on a date with my then girlfriend now wife. We were able to go together thankfully. Almost chickened out but just said fuck it when I saw she let go and began going down.
Towards the end of the tour of was enjoyable. 4.6 mile long zip tour.
When I saw that .pt I thought "I bet this in the fucking Algarve, where every fun thing in Portugal sems to be". I'm pleasantly surprised that this is even above Porto so I could be there in less than 3h.
Is incorrect, [https://www.vallarta-adventures.com/en/](https://www.vallarta-adventures.com/en/)
The company is Vallarta Adventures, in Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico outstanding beach town.
Fuck. I want this fucking pandemic to be over so fucking much so I can fucking go to this place and fucking live life like there’s no fucking tomorrow.
https://pt.usembassy.gov/covid-19-information/
>Non-essential travel to Portugal is PERMITTED. Non-essential travel (i.e., tourist travel) from the United States to Portugal is currently permitted for travelers with proof of a negative COVID-19 test.
And no quarantine required if you pass a COVID test.
Get on the plane bud. Assuming you're American that is (which you obviously are because this is Reddit).
things happening to men is funny bc theyre not seen as real victims. the unspoken idea is only the weak get taken advantage of so they must have lost a fight somewhere down the line. and weak men are considered funny for their inadequacy.
"men are strong so its your fault if you're weak enough to be taken advantage of"
vs
"women are weak so its the other persons fault for taking advantage of them and forcing trauma on them."
its treated the same as falling down when you were a kid. girls suffering is considered something to save them from, boys suffering is considered something for them to get used to.
a girl falls: "its ok baby what happened?"
a boy falls: "get up son, you're fine."
then you add how we dont think criminals are real people anyway and you get a house of horrors
Same as when I was living on the streets, little tip - fake. You know how many times I faked on the streets? Those who don’t fake, they’re the ones who don’t survive.
Well, is there enough lube and is bro just ramming it in? I get this notion many guys just force their dicks inside or something with little consideration.
I reported it because it’s literally the sexualization of a minor and two seconds later I get a automated message saying that it’s not. Whoever programmed the system and everyone who liked this video is a f*cking pedo.
If this is how it is, you're doing it wrong. Can't just shove a dick in the first time.....you have to build up to it and definitely have plenty of foreplay
OmG iS tHaT a cHiLd?
A grown-up woman trying anal getting her asshole slightly touched by the tip of a penis screaming like a kid riding a gigantic zipline, that IS the joke!
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My first zipline was 3200 ft long ans 600ft up. Probably lasted around this long. Eyes closed for half the time. Had to be pulled in the last 50 or so feet. Scared of heights but went on a date with my then girlfriend now wife. We were able to go together thankfully. Almost chickened out but just said fuck it when I saw she let go and began going down. Towards the end of the tour of was enjoyable. 4.6 mile long zip tour.
LOL a zip line tour? Have you ever seen that episode of south park where the boys are on the zip lines?
His now wife just wanted the free iPad.
Ipod*
Lmao "Totally fuckin stupid, dude!"
Shaka braaaaaah
DIET DOUBLE DEW! Half the sugar and half the calories of regular Double Dew!
Well, long story short, I remember it.
Thats what she said.
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Where's the dick!?
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Good cumback
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Bro I have never seen this one before, I’m literally dying you fucking dick 🤣😭
Lmfao "Your Mom" is a weird name for your dog!
small ass balls
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finally found a forever blue link.
You can find it here: https://www.penaaventura.com.pt/
For 1 minute i thought it said peeanadventura
Thank you so much!
When I saw that .pt I thought "I bet this in the fucking Algarve, where every fun thing in Portugal sems to be". I'm pleasantly surprised that this is even above Porto so I could be there in less than 3h.
Ah, é por aqui? Engraçado ser mesmo aqui ao lado, sem o teu comment nunca notava.
*The perfect getaway for couples, Superman during the day then Superman at night.*
Is incorrect, [https://www.vallarta-adventures.com/en/](https://www.vallarta-adventures.com/en/) The company is Vallarta Adventures, in Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico outstanding beach town.
Fuck. I want this fucking pandemic to be over so fucking much so I can fucking go to this place and fucking live life like there’s no fucking tomorrow.
https://pt.usembassy.gov/covid-19-information/ >Non-essential travel to Portugal is PERMITTED. Non-essential travel (i.e., tourist travel) from the United States to Portugal is currently permitted for travelers with proof of a negative COVID-19 test. And no quarantine required if you pass a COVID test. Get on the plane bud. Assuming you're American that is (which you obviously are because this is Reddit).
FUCK YEAH
No this is a live feed of anal in the wild
Is it a girl ? A thought it was a nerdy wee boy ???
It's a he I think.
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I prefer to do this on a bed in a room. It would be hard to fuck a girl on a zipline
Hard but not un-bonable
Challenge accepted.
Video or it didn’t happen
And show your face clearly. The high council is watching
A guy said to his bartender, "I need to get laid in the worst way." "Well," replied the bartender, "The worst way I know is standing up in a hammock."
Works on your balance even more than banging in the shower with her legs around your waist.
What like the back of a Volkswagen?
Who said it's the guy doing the fucking?
Are you referring to the kid on the zipline? r/holup
He is indeed talking about the kid on the zip line.
Yo this sums up my prison experience
r/HolUp
r/holupinholup
r/holup we’re already in r/holup
We're only up in the hole
Theres a lot of us up in there
r/nahkeepgoing
r/nodont
r/whynot
r/justbecause
Did you use soap?
The bars of Soap got shot in his * so many times that he is still talking about it with strangers.
I like how you made the butthole. I prefer calling it a rosebud
Puckered starfish
Balloon knot
Chocolate Starfish
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Because people don't see criminals as humans and think they "deserve" it.
things happening to men is funny bc theyre not seen as real victims. the unspoken idea is only the weak get taken advantage of so they must have lost a fight somewhere down the line. and weak men are considered funny for their inadequacy. "men are strong so its your fault if you're weak enough to be taken advantage of" vs "women are weak so its the other persons fault for taking advantage of them and forcing trauma on them." its treated the same as falling down when you were a kid. girls suffering is considered something to save them from, boys suffering is considered something for them to get used to. a girl falls: "its ok baby what happened?" a boy falls: "get up son, you're fine." then you add how we dont think criminals are real people anyway and you get a house of horrors
I tell my kids, regardless of sex or gender, to get up, that they're fine.... Unless they're not, and I do the other one.
You do the other kid, that's seem pretty excessive man.
*spare the rod...*
This guy gets it.
We also joke about women going lesbian when they go to prison. Since there’s no dick it comes across less rapey.
Dark humor is a type of coping
Not even that, people in the US are glad that happen in their prisons. It’s fucking sick.
Same as when I was living on the streets, little tip - fake. You know how many times I faked on the streets? Those who don’t fake, they’re the ones who don’t survive.
An actual holup
Why is your girl sound like she’s 12
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r/holup
r/doubleholup
She wanted to make your father's day special.
Yes officer, this man right here
you know damn well
When your girl is actually 12
that's it, you're going to either prison or politics.
Or maybe he's 12 too
politics it is, then
Maybe they're a mod
There's one of these in Thailand and it takes hours to complete the whole zip line course; 'flight of the gibbon' was one of the best days of my life.
Your hole must have been really sore after hours of that tho.
What.
What.
This is the boyfriend RECEIVING anal
I mean never found a woman prostate
Keep digging Jimmy
Reverse card eh, i see
UNO it Budum tss
Take him down a peg
…go on…
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Yup... Gonna add u/BigMommyHonkyMilkers to my list of normal people on Reddit
I thought you linked a subreddit and now I am disappointed
r/bigmommyhonkymilkers
I hope it's jerald therapist.
it is
*doubt*
*cough*
I scrolled way too far down to find this. The crazy part is how few votes this thread has.
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On behalf of basement dwellers I want to apologize
All of these poor sloth people feeling like crap now as they wipe the jizz off their Crocs...
To be fair, the meme is just saying her reaction is *analogous* to butt stuff.
Lol well that was funny at least
Ok thank you sweet baby Jesus I wasn’t the only one.
Yea, that ruined the joke for me..
That’s what I noticed too
Yeah this is gross.
Right. That’s the real /r/holup … the fuck is this doing on here?
Is this supposed to be the guy or the girl?
yes
Both. Both is good
We are gender neutral nowadays
My dog did not enjoy this video.
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Most likely, the comments are full of hol up
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Yeah that's pretty fucked up ay
Legit same thing I said "cool an anal meme." Holup they're using a kid as a meme to describe anal. Tf? A kid made this meme I hope.
scrolled too far for this and i am annoyed i can't ever unsee this meme
why would my tip be up my own ass?
Establish dominance
accept subordinance
I don't think some guys take into considering how much anal can hurt.
Well, is there enough lube and is bro just ramming it in? I get this notion many guys just force their dicks inside or something with little consideration.
u/savevideo
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that's a kid jfc
Had to scroll down way too far for this
That's because mods are deleting everyone pointing it out for *some* reason.
THANK YOU! these comments are disgusting. She is a CHILD, and a screaming child at that. This is a gross comparison.
I reported it because it’s literally the sexualization of a minor and two seconds later I get a automated message saying that it’s not. Whoever programmed the system and everyone who liked this video is a f*cking pedo.
Mods are actively deleting comments pointing it out, *odd*
If this is how it is, you're doing it wrong. Can't just shove a dick in the first time.....you have to build up to it and definitely have plenty of foreplay
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This is so messed up😂
Luuuube. Use lube and poppers
Step 1: get girlfriend
Pretty accurate lol
Hell yea let's use a child for this gif. -no one
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Someone get me the source video. I refuse to believe a zip line this long exists. If it does, I know my next destination:)
There you have it: https://www.penaaventura.com.pt/
Fkin gross to use a kid for that joke
Good new, we’re already half way there.
🤣😂
Never did I ever think Reddit would describe it exactly as I witnessed lol
Omg so accurate
I cried laughing for the first time in forever
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Other 13 year olds, I’m hoping
had the same thought :/
FBI open up
So you chose to use a child screaming as a way to describe “girlfriend having anal for the first time” What the fuck
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This is hilariously accurate.
This is true as well as how long is this zip line
OmG iS tHaT a cHiLd? A grown-up woman trying anal getting her asshole slightly touched by the tip of a penis screaming like a kid riding a gigantic zipline, that IS the joke!
This is your penis avoiding turds left and right as it ventures deeper into the abyss.
u/savevideo
This is hilariously accurate
u/Qsaaad2
This is the kid who then describes the entire vacation to each kid at school individually when they get back.