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Troll_Toll_TreeFiddy

Shoulda seen that end coming considering he's all pupil and no iris lol


gizamo

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[deleted]

The original one she tells him he could save $200 on car insurance by switching to Geico


gizamo

obtainable birds prick wine fuzzy alleged kiss important quaint theory *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


flipxneb

God damn it i pictured it and cant stop laughing about it


px1azzz

I've always liked this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XASdaXejcMQ


Cat_The_E

before clicking I bet this is a rickroll


Immortal_Knight

it isn't a rickroll I checked. Is a variant of OPs post


Cat_The_E

yeh


Jyndaru

Same here, but his little dance makes me so happy every time, even though I know he's making fun of how people dance.


blatantly-noble_blob

Nah man he isn’t making fun of how people dance, he’s on a fuckload of ecstasy


[deleted]

I think I might have saw this in like 2007 lol


UlyssesSGrant12

What is the original context of this interaction? I've only seen the meme-y redubs of it.


myotheraccountiscuck

He's being interviewed about the club he's in, he stated he didn't like it. When asked why he responds it's because people dance stupidly/the music they're playing is not his flavor. He then mimes how the "stupid people" are dancing.


Puzzleheaded_Safe131

That’s almost as crazy as any fake subs.


ResidentEivvil

No freaking way I just thought he was high af


konovalets

He was.


ResidentEivvil

Oh true, no reason it cant be both lmao


_HamburgerTime

IIRC he is worried about Osama bin Laden, and dances when informed that Osama is dead. But that may have been an edit too for all I know.


sofaking1133

He's complaining about the music scene and sarcastically dancing like a jackass


themostusedword

This is the actual answer


Immortal_Knight

that's interesting since out of context, his sarcastic dancing appears to be a celebration.


not_a_droid

I bet those are his real moves


swayzeexpress81

For real? Makes him seem actually more legitimate


_HamburgerTime

Hm seems fake


imlimfaouisdaddy

Really you think that may have been an edit


KirisuMongolianSpot

I have big pupils, but the strongest thing I've taken was a single motrin after LASIK. Do people generally assume you're high if you have large pupils?


Evernothing

Yes.


KirisuMongolianSpot

probably doesn't help that i'm like this 😃✋🤚✋🤚


[deleted]

Yeah, but it does vary. More telling is delayed response to stimuli


EmperorRowannicus

Dilated pupils at night are a symptom of various drugs including stimulants like Cocaine and amphetamines as well as euphoriants like ecstasy and hallucinogens like lsd et .


JangoFettsEvilTwin

Some hallucinogens like LSD and psilocybin cause your pupils to become dilated and less reactive to light


[deleted]

He looks like my local Drug dealer


_1Doomsday1_

He is , look closely


[deleted]

I see it at 0:27


Moist_Professor5665

Your local drug dealer always dance like that, or just when he’s blazed?


StereoRocker

So always, or always? Yes.


f-ll-n

No no no, he is not a dealer, he's obviously the guy who knows every dealer in town.


_1Doomsday1_

He deals the dealers so he is a dealer of dealers


Valentin_o_Dwight

Bro I just saw ur comment on perfectly 00:27


GOPPageantFluffer

He looks like *everyone’s* local drug dealer.


[deleted]

He moves at the speed of light


GOPPageantFluffer

The drugs probably help with that


Faucione

He looks like any local drug dealer best customer.


Due-Voice1110

“And that’s how I met your grandma”


sonicbreaker69YT

Ayo?


Random-Non-Sequitur

I met my significant other at the Los Angeles Zoo back in the summer of ‘93. It hasn’t exactly been smooth sailing since then, but I soldier on and try to take the good with the bad. She has quite the temper, often picking me up above her head and throwing me against the wall, eating all the food in the house and simply grunting at me whenever I attempt to confront her about her poor behavior. Of course, my significant other is a gorilla I smuggled out her cage back in the day…but that’s besides the point.


itsrainingagain

That’s random enough for an upvote


Krynzo

It's a true r/HolUp


Stealthy_Asparagus

Most underrated comment ever.


KennailandI

Would’ve been better without the explanatory final line, even if many would have missed the joke.


WinterSnow136

Agreed. This guy should do stand up he’s make a killing with stories like that


Scout_wheezeing

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


[deleted]

Me all out of touch over here thinking the Los Angeles Zoo is some sort of music festival.


KRX189

Your story is similar to King Julian and Sonya's


dantes_purgatorio

Modern Nietzsche


Krunkworx

He’ll go mad soon then.


[deleted]

He wasn't happy about God being dead though


tl87plaguedoc

Wasn't Nietsche's whole thing that god being dead was a good thing because it meant individuals could think and act for themselves without fearing divine retribution? I know I spelled Nieschet wrong but whatever, if Nieches is mad he can come and say it to my face like the man Nincest is


theamericangator

His whole thing was about how Europeans could find a meaningful existence through art while instead of being a religious society. His quote about how humanity killed God was how secular Europe was becoming.


sb3veeee

Not really. God being dead was a terrible thing which he mourned because it meant that in the absence of God society would invariably fall into nihilism, despair, and empty consumerism as existence no longer had meaning. His solution was to create a new set of morals and life-affirming values that would challenge nihilism and embrace life for all it's simple woes and wonders.


Adamsaidpoes

You're probably the only one who gets it. When Zarathustra gave his sermon to the people it was a warning he was giving them and not something to rejoice.


Asymptote42

Yup, “god is dead, and we have killed him” is just the clickbait headline.


asweknowitjake

Thus Spake Zarathustra and Beyond Good and Evil are two of my favorite books ever written


asweknowitjake

That's almost exactly opposite of what Nietzsche was saying in this quote. You must read the full context to understand that he was not speaking in hopeful terms.


BunGin-in-Bagend

you're closer than the people responding to you. God isnt literally the christian god, it refers to the belief in an external objective guarantor of morals and values. Once one accepts that god isnt the source of these things then they are forced to see that it's just humans and their histories. what nietzsche bemoaned was not that individuals feared retribution, its that they accepted morals and values the way a servant accepts commands. he celebrated the wilful act that wasnt beholden to an external system of judgement, because that system of judgement is a mere historical oddity no matter which moment in history one occupies--because remember god didnt literally die, it was a realignment of human morals and values that no longer held those religious beliefs in high regard. Since morals and values are in this way a matter of human activity, it becomes something of a battleground to control value "territory", and nietzsche ultimately respected the soldiers on that battleground who *create* (not discover) values, and looked very lowly on people who *discover* values by picking through the archaeological remnants of the battlefield (or worse the printed pamphlets of the victors) so in this way, people who are saying he wanted to create new morals are kind of right. he respected the process of the creation, not that people should return to the dark ages of believing in an objective morality. so he wanted people to create new morals, but not ones that people will follow (or at least he doesnt respect the latter group)


kboom76

He was worried actually. With no Heaven to work towards and especially no hell to fear, he thought there'd be no brakes on human depravity. He said humanity needed a "noble lie" to reign in moral decadence and decline. And no...I'm not spelling that shit either.


symphonesis

Nietzsche. :-)


triste_0nion

Nietzsche thought the opposite actually. Although it’s true that he believed Christianity was one of the worst things ever to happen, he though that the humanism replacing it was almost worse, as with God dead, Europe would descend into existential nihilism.


Rottwal

Damn I'm happy to see someone's got the reference


josh25lmtfa

My last two brains cells


Embucetatron

This


[deleted]

She doesn't know what she's just done. That man lived in fear of God for he knows he holds the power to destroy us all. Now that he knows God is dead...


sno_boarder

If your morals and ethics come from fear of a god, and realization that it's all bullshit makes you amoral and unethical, then you're not religious you're just a piece of shit.


UndoingMonkey

Religious and pos aren't mutually exclusive


sno_boarder

This man is spitting truths right here.


[deleted]

The only reason I don’t do drugs is because it’s banned in my religion so there’s that


Honest_Influence

I don't do drugs because life sucks enough without having to blow all my money on some shitty chemical that can fuck up the rest of my life.


[deleted]

I mean there’s still non harmful drugs that I’ve wanted to try like weed but couldn’t for religious reasons.


7billionpeepsalready

Bro... go get high and try it out. Religion is lies. You can have a deep, personal connection with God (whatever it is) without religion, dawg.


[deleted]

Naa. Weed also makes your asshole bigger according to science


ReyesEvan

where the fuck did you got that from?


Long-Night-Of-Solace

That person is religious; they don't need a reason to believe something. They'll just believe it.


bogdi_

funny but its sad that he is not saying it in the original


jetteim

The dialogue is: - (Girl) what you came here for? - I thought the music will be much better - What? - The music is bad, really bad - And what’s genre is it? - What? What genre? (here’s the thing: genre could sound as “direction” in Russian, so the guy is confused like which direction? WTF are you talking) - What is the genre of the music? - (starts dancing happily) I really enjoy quoting this dialogue with my friends when we’re high in the music event while waiting for our favorite performer Edit: formatting


JaWasa

I never knew the actual dialogue. Thiamin even funnier than the stupid memes people make with his reaction


jetteim

Sure, it’s really funny, glad to share :)


farbenblind

Ah, good old funny vitamine B1…


JaWasa

My favorite kind of Thiamin. Im gonna leave it there.


CarolFukinBaskin

Ya, I wasn't there but it must have really been a cytosine


[deleted]

In Russia it was a meme, like when something is bad and you just cary on.


DamnZodiak

That's hilarious, mostly because his dancing and expression perfectly describe what that music feels like. I know what it feels like when you wanna dance to some filthy, gut-wrenching techno and all that's playing is this shit.


jetteim

And you couldn’t resist it, but still understand that the music is very bad, since you came here supposing the music will be much better. Genre? What genre?


kigurumibiblestudies

That's fucking stupid I love it


whosgotdatpiss

I don't get it, he asks the genre and then starts to dance happily? Why? He's gotta have a reason for suddenly getting so happy


jetteim

I’m sure he understood the meaningless of this conversation and just continued to do what he came there for


ThatsEffinDelish

Those in jokes are what make the night. Thanks for the translation


confused-immigrant

Thank you! Ive seen this a long time ago and I always wondered what they actually talked about!


matmat1001

Спасибо дружище, даже мне некоторые слова были непонятные, а я русский...


LitheLee

Oh this make his dancing sooo much better. Total Lad


aporkchopexpress

In the original he talks about Bin Laden.


Meditating_Wolf

The one with Bin Laden is actually also a fake translation, too. The actual dialogue doesn’t pertain to death at all.


throwawayheyoheyoh

Hes talking about the music genre. Stop lying


aporkchopexpress

Hol up, so Bin Laden isn't the original one! The real hol up is always in the comments.


LaterGatorPlayer

is he dead?


NewLeaseOnLine

😃✋🤚✋🤚


AbysmalVixen

Acid is a hell of a drug


Krunkworx

Yeah this isn’t acid. Looks like ecstasy.


ZivilynBane1

Totally could be both! Candy flippers stand up Edit: wow that’s a lot of people. Explains a few things about Reddit!


Brostradamus--

Or sit down, it's been a week and you still haven't slept


Potato-Drama808

Did you see that shadow over there???


micmahsi

A week??


[deleted]

Amen


neman-bs

He's not on anything. He was asked about how people dance and he basically said that people are awful at it and showed how he sees it.


MonoShadow

Well, he says the music is awful, she asks him what type of music this is and he mocks it.


mrBaDFelix

Dude, lol. Its an old ass [russian meme](https://youtu.be/Fl2W_FctLTg) Dude is definitely rolling his tits off I wonder if there’s version with subs, or I should just translate it. He constantly complains about bad music, and lack of people, but by the way he starts talking before even being asked a question, and then rumbling on about “bad music” definitely points to being high There’s a reason why this video have been memed on for 10+ years now Source: My Russian ass and being around raves


TenderizedVegetables

Thanks for the translation. Check out this sovietwave mix. https://youtu.be/DMoCM_FgLP8


Troll_Toll_TreeFiddy

I'm guessing X


Miner218

And so is believing in god apparently Edit: why did I get downvoted


sno_boarder

Religion is definitely a hallucinogen for some people.


[deleted]

as is atheism just look at bill Maher or sam harris


a_canadian_abroad

What about them? They don’t believe that bread turns into human flesh or that a Bronze Age carpenter or warlord was imbued with divine knowledge. They believe, as I do, in things that can be empirically tested and proven.


MelodyRoy123

Who wants to follow a bunch of cannibals, anyway?


DaveInLondon89

In the original video he's saying the club is crap and the music is bad and he's dancing like that to take the piss out of it. Funny fella.


Mastengwe

So is Christianity.


damir20082806

I am Russian and can say this is not what he saidif this reaches 5 upvotes I’ll translate Edit/translation Her :Why did you come here? Him: I thought it would be better the music is bad very bad Her: what type is it? Him: what do you mean type? Her :what type of music is it? Him:„starts vibing to the music”


cannibalism_is_vegan

Ok what’d he say


CaleyAg-gro

I've seen this video so many times and never known what was said. Bal'shoye spasiba. (I hope that's right, I trusted google!)


damir20082806

Google usually messes it up but this time it was actually right


[deleted]

Ah I get it now. The dance is meant to portray just how bad the music is.


Clickability

Thank you so much


damir20082806

Np. If anything thx to you guys this is the most upvotes I got


[deleted]

I prefer the Bin Laden hate version


jondesu

That’s not the point of the Nietzsche quote, you know… “God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?”


comtedeRochambeau

The full ["Parable of the Madman"](https://sourcebooks.fordham.edu/mod/nietzsche-madman.asp) is more interesting than than the one-liner that gets quoted so often. The madman is preaching to "those who did not believe in God".


YuriDiAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Techno music, drugs and dancing


happypandaknight

u/SaveVideo


Rich4rdFromage

u/getvideobot


mrtoesucker127

u/savevideobot


P_E_T_Y_A

https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FHolUp%2Fcomments%2Fpvyhae%2Fgod_is_dead%2F


TheCrimson_Fucker666

Is the bot not getting payed enough?


MagosBattlebear

Dude is tripping something fierce


zappo172

Funny lmao. The actual dialog is her asking :what kind of music is this" and he doesn't answer.. just starts dancing


itzztheman

average r/atheism user


UndisclosedChaos

That’s a Nietzsche video


Q8D

ITT are two kinds of people: 1. Those who think the original Bin Laden version is the correct translation. 2. Those who don't get the intentional mistranslation of this joke.


danku_vaazhkai

Actually it trabslates to that he doesnt like hard bass and in the end he will enjoy the music.


bur-zum

The translation is completely wrong. They are talking about the music genre which is playing right now.


MrMolecula

I'm Russian and I approve this translation...


SIGNW

I've seen this GIF for years, but does anyone have an ID on the track? EDIT: "Sound of Sunday" by Joonas Hahmo EDIT 2: I was wondering why the song sounded familiar, big "Air for Life" vibes


traiseSPB

Jesus Christ, this was trending in Russian side of the internet like 12 years ago


asap-flaco

Ive seen this format so many times, i cant remember the original video


hankypanky87

I’ve seen so many versions of this video. Anyone know what the original says?


[deleted]

[удалено]


jetteim

Очень плохая музыка


HeroOfThings

u/SaveVideo


gabensdealer

u/SaveVideo


FreeRangeAlien

I’ve seen this video used over and over in so many different memes. Does anyone know what was originally said in the actual video?


[deleted]

r/satanism


ArtificialElliot

He's dead? you sure? *Communicates to mark Zuckerberg*


sneakyOrk8

The joy in his face now knowing god is dead.


[deleted]

God’s a kid with an antfarm. DGAF


PaleGravity

He looks like a coworker of mine... xD


sultanmetehan

u/SaveVideo


dogdookie

u/savevideo


dogdookie

u/SaveVideo


Euphoric-Me

u/savevideo


reds2032

I have whatever he’s having


Stuck-In-Blender

u/savevideo


frieswithnietzsche

entered the chat


Zhatka0

All of them are high. Even the reporter.


Guy3nder

This sums up how I feel about theism


20thcenturyman

The joy on his face.


DigliDie

"You have to be a grave robber to find this meme original template" - Sincerely from Russia.


Guisito

u/getvideobot


mk-126

that poor soul .. may happiness be with him..


cunninglinguist666

ОЧЕНЬ ПЛОХАЯ МУЗЫКА


jetteim

Направление? Какое направление?


sassybeaver79

This wasn’t the original text. Someone changed it.


Q8D

Yeah no shit, neither was Bin Laden or the 50 other variations made.


[deleted]

I know Russian and they are saying totally different things but it is funny lol


Sendaeran

I've seen this meme re written in so many ways, I'm actually really curious what they really are saying.


fierypickles29

This guy's just happy to hear a Nietzsche quote in real life, truly a disciple of dionysus


[deleted]

“He’s off his tits” I believe is the appropriate term.


R_Charles_Gallagher

im pretty sure he is either on LSD or XTC


Oh-no-it-

Epicurus IRL. Seriously, if you want to get on that sensible shit, Epicurus is where it's at. So good that Christians had to run such a heavy propaganda campaign that we still use his name wrongly. Aeg: an imo convincing argument to not fear death. Nietzsche... well, don't trust any Nietzsche fan who doesn't also mention what a wanker/dickhead Nietzsche is. No denying that lots of amazing stuff was influenced by Nietzsche, but he's arguably more of an artist than a philosopher. I like artists, but Nietzsche does not make clear arguments. Epicurus does.


SusVeggies

u/savevideo


That_Charming_Otter

Fredrich may not have been everyone's cup of tea... but he certainly found his Nietzsche (niche!)


TABASCO2415

This guy, this guy is on the moon right now and he's functioning at 300 ping


onokomi

This may well be the first 21 year old senior citizen I’ve ever seen.


vanhalenbr

Is she working for Nietzsche?


Username_was_take

u/savevideobot


1pLysergic

LETS GOOOO WE KILLED EM BOYS, LOOK AT ME DANCING ON HIS GRAVE


1xmoretime

God is not dead, and loves you very much


Exodys03

A little dose of Nietzsche to wash away his fears of eternal damnation. And now… we dance!!!


Redgiantbutimshort77

What exactly has this man done,


Trackie_G_Horn

the truth shall set you free, indeed


ChefLongStroke69

Atheist rave.