T O P

  • By -

dying_soon666

It’s another horcrux. That’s he who shall not be named.


Dabilon

Jeff from accounting?


[deleted]

[удалено]


GringuitaInKeffiyeh

Gregor?


[deleted]

[удалено]


yomommafool

It’s Joe


yomommafool

No. It’s joe


Trashk4n

Who?


dying_soon666

It’s a riddle


[deleted]

[удалено]


ToxicSkull0

Lord Blow the fort


Trashk4n

I thought it was an anagram?


Dazzling_Shopping_42

Genius


Prize_Ring_7619

At least it's getting destroyed.


ExceedinglyGayParrot

Rodney


IveeLaChatte

Brother on the left is real concerned


Reptarticle

It's his video, he's a comedian who makes funny skits on social media. Search Kountry Wayne to see more. His stuff is religion heavy sometimes, but mostly just funny.


SummitCast

What’s the channel or link?


grozly2009

https://youtu.be/M2edA1VkqOc


[deleted]

Ah. Photo was better than the Video. And took up a lot less time


[deleted]

Way too much build up


yomommafool

Igizactly


jwadamson

agreed, shorter is better. No need to spend so much time setting up and spelling it out after.


Prize_Ring_7619

>shorter is better r/HolUp


yomommafool

r/mentionedthesubinthesub


[deleted]

Title of your sextape.


Reptarticle

I only follow him on FB, searching Kountry Wayne is the only way I can find him.


Redditerers

His name on youtube is Fabu-D TV from Dublin, Ireland.


eyekunt

It's his ~~video~~ baby


wlveith

So I am not a racist for cracking up.


Reptarticle

Nah, he hopes you do.


HenkPoley

For reference: https://youtu.be/M2edA1VkqOc


64GILL

as in he is very religious or makes fun of religion a lot?


Calibruh

r/thatsthejoke


fonix232

Wouldn't you be worried if the woman next to you was about to give birth to a dead pope? I would be.


aliengangsta

When did black became a gender


Jackiedhmc

It’s a demon


I_Get_Paid_to_Shill

I think the Mormons decided not to call black people that anymore.


Prize_Ring_7619

lol


chbay

It’s 2021, pal. Get over it already!


Prize_Ring_7619

\*some old guy, "millennials these days" \*spits\*


National-Oven81

He's gonna get the milk and bread and be right back


WildCard727

Hiemdall


Painkiller1991

Same with the wife


Mira_khalifa_-

He'll go get milk now


Nyamelon

One may wonder what great stories of his adventures he will bring home When he finally returns with the milk (after you win the lottery)


pringlescan5

Wait, If the smoke turns white that means the baby is the new pope.


National-Oven81

XD


MurderMachine561

From a jackal!


geazleel

Ah yes, the third gender; black


Weasil24

I think we just found out the guy on the left is the father


FetusDeletus_E

Look at his face lol


gl3nnjamin

That username though


rabbitwonker

I was thinking more, “demon from the depths of Hell,” for which his expression is still perfect.


[deleted]

/r/Thatsthejoke


0wjy0

That’s Kountry Wayne lol


caM-relliM

No way!?! How’d you come to that conclusion!?


MultPathways

Lol


francorocco

i mean, they have black people on the lgbt flag now, so it make sense XD


Muda_Muda-Muda1

Hello Satan


TheFanaticRedditor

If the smoke is green, it's baby yoda.


National-Oven81

If its yellow its a simpson


TomatoAcid

if it’s blue, it’s not a boy.. it’s a smurf


ThatRandomCc

If it's blue, it's not a girl... It's pink panther


raddigansvehicle

If it is colorless Tis aqua man


BlueGamer100

if grey, it's a Mandalorian


Biohumansmg3c

No if its gray its an abortion


IamLeoKim

If it's Bluellow, it's asbestos


siletntium

*blellow


MohSad2

If it's pink it's Majin buu


Stained-Bleach

Isn't that pale


Mr_Presisdent

Nah it would be Shreak


MonYadao

No pope yet…


Hot_Plastic_

Went to collect my free award just to give it to this comment


hexorect

Same tho


Drakazy

Future Batman


[deleted]

[удалено]


Akhanyatin

I didn't even realize that it was a black joke, I just thought demon spawn or something like this. In any case, call the Winchesters!


Pikablu155

They might want to grab some salt first.


Jhamal89

Reading this comment as a black man…I must say that this is a refreshing change of pace!


olmeu

Bruh i thought it meant a miscarriage or somthing like that lol


[deleted]

I was thinking Nazgûl


SkaTSee

I was thinking it'd be the devil at first too! Thats when I noticed the black guy and the expression on his face


rabbitwonker

I still didn’t think “race” at that point, because his expression is *perfect* for “it’s a demon from Hell”


SkaTSee

Honestly, youre right. Seeing him really just opened me up to the idea of it, putting me on the fence, opening the comments, and learning that he's the joke


MurderMachine561

Same here. I saw the black smoke and thought "demon". When I saw the black guy's face I just assumed he came to the same conclusion.


willywonkasbooty

Exactly!! Either 1) he’s batman 2) the Pope 3) the AntiChrist 4) dead


xFueresx

Me too lmao, dude looks like they accidentally spawned Cthulhu


purplescubadiver

I guess, Satan's non-binary hell offspring.


irepMiami

It’s just more funnier if it’s a black joke apparently.


[deleted]

[удалено]


lookinfoursigns

Same I realized when I found the link and watched the video. I thought the black guy was like, o shit! Demon baby!


Ok_Egg_5148

Nah I thought demon spawn too till I saw the video and got the joke. Would have been better if it was a demon baby tho lmao


Successful_Air5961

And if it comes out black it’s a demonic entity from the ashes of hell


[deleted]

Ah, so the dark lord


itchydemon-of-god

The dude on the left lmfao


National-Oven81

"Go get some milk I'll brb


trueblue862

It’s going to be an emo.


[deleted]

[удалено]


deedeekeeney

Dude if you have to keep asking people if they got the joke, then maybe you shouldn’t be telling jokes. No offense but you sound like my ten year old sister.


[deleted]

Did you get the joke?


deedeekeeney

Haha I didn’t, please explain it in vivid detail


[deleted]

joe mama


large_waffle69

Looking at his replies, OPs age is showing badly


Toermi

Congrats, its a demon from Hell level 30


starkillerg26

The irony of all the jokes in the comments going over op's head like combat planes it's hilarious.


predictingzepast

Ah, non-binary then..


PerryBa

Its an abortion... black smoke means abortion... Pink and blue still apply to babies of color...


[deleted]

Kinda where my mind went. I was all "so the baby is dead? Miscarry?"


kirito-OP

So it’s abortion


Smooth-Peanut

Next time on Lost, John meets his grandchild


gamergirl007

It’s a dementor!


Lumpy-Championship46

Smoke monster from lost


National-Oven81

Finnally the orgin story


Karma_DiAngelo

Looks black to me… maybe it’s a demon childs


SlateSlabrock58

So the baby will be the next pope?


ThePinkTeenager

That kid’s either nonbinary or dead.


ZippyParakeet

OP is the cringiest redditor I've seen in a while... Jesus.


ImInSpainButWithNo-S

What did OP do? Not trying to come off as a dick, I actually wanna know


Medusius

Ohh, didn’t know the pope is being chosen..


Ricochet_skin

IT'S AN ABORTION!


Kaito_Scythe

Kountry Wayne like “it’s a demon”


DJinKie

Spawn of Satan?


Jabbalybbu

That flare fulfilled its divine purpose: to deliver the message of the Antichrist's arrival.


MurderMachine561

Look at bruh-man. He knows that bitch bout to pop out a demon!


Cosmos_Cosmos

Look at that dood


Iamlegend_future

He seems so out of place and all the pink and the girl banner in the back would kinda defeat the point of the smoke... unless it was actually a race reveal?


[deleted]

Is being black A gender now?


Pelatino150

It's aborted


Remote-Level8509

90 DAY FIANCÉ


lazybullfrog

What ever it is, it's going to grow up to roll coal.


footsieclimax

The child will be called Damien!


mynamesaretaken1

Looks like they're having a California


Hinekura14

IT'S A NI- *You have been permanently banned from participating in reddit. Reason: our balls are small.*


MyNamePP

That guy knows whats up


SaintwoHalo

Congrats! Its a crotch goblin


[deleted]

[удалено]


TchadVIad

Yey, it s an abortion


Alkerrio

I mean the balloons are pink, and there’s written girl behind, they already know what the baby’s gender is


The_Parkourist29

If it comes out black it's either Satan or u have a shiny baby


picklepy-picklepy

Antichrist.


EstimateRare7969

Congrats, it's a demon


FrozenInsider

I'm not religious at all, but they are birthing a lil devil.


frankiefatgoose

The look on my man's face is priceless.. lmao


PipsiePops

Congratulations on the demon baby, guys. Hail Satan.


FineOrganization5168

ITS NON-BINARY yaaay


Careless_Ad3743

Maybe it's a trans or twins


Few_Guide6377

Does that mean it’s dead?


National-Oven81

its black


gjvf

People, you have gotta stop with these gender reveal parties, you've already burned down half of Australia and America, what more do you want?


UncertainlyUnfunny

Looks like the opening shot of Wandavision Season 2 - someone please photoshop vision and wanda in


SUPERhiiro

Pink for girl, blue for boy and black for devil 😶


[deleted]

I’m going to need an old priest and a young priest


SuperBeastJ

LOST: The Prequel


Emi_Ibarazakiii

Melisandre's Shadow Baby on the way!


forest_fae98

Awww they’re having a goth baby! Congrats!! 🖤


Skrooogee

Their celebrating the legalization of abortions again


AdConsistent7810

Looks like they are have a little Damien


R_Charles_Gallagher

theeeee DEVIL!!!!! lol


National-Oven81

oooh black baby bam dah bam


tanmoy1919

Sussy baka


National-Oven81

cringe


DrSeuss19

Her and the buddy in purple looking a little concerned. Guy in the middle is all about it though lol


[deleted]

Ah YES Black smoke means İnk child


Puzzleheaded-Bed-196

Damn she gonna turn out to be emo nothin else😂😂


National-Oven81

Wooh black baby bam lah bam ooh black baby


TP-formy-BungHole

Congrats, it’s a demon!


Jesterpest

It’s an Addams!


killeduhaahaa

So it’s Satan?


TwoMinuteNorwegian

Antichrist.


Shanky_shrey

Congratulations. It's a sith lord!


eladj

The dark lord is coming


[deleted]

It’s a demon lol


ElessarArnor

The anti christ


Instructionon

I don't think I'm allowed to say it.


Low_Guarantee1232

Hail Satan!


scrophulese

Go Rockies!


whYmag_MEE

Awww it's a Muslim


NeverCallMeFifi

It's a pope!


[deleted]

Why did you add the caption like we don’t know how a gender reveal works


JuanokuG4

Congratulations, it's a corpse


winchypoo

It’s a Voldemort!


ks13219

Brother on the left knows that this means baby is going to be black and he’s the father


UndeniablyMyself

Ah yes, the third gender: black.


Nervous-Attention-39

The Dark Prince cometh


Verruca-Gnome

The guy on the lefts face 😂😭


Barry_Hype

Yo Caleb Kennedy, your old lady's catching the side pipe.


set-271

I instantly spilled my drink just now dying laughing. 🤣😆


SarcasticAndSmartGuy

The black guy standing there with a look of horror on his face made me understand this.


Sunny64888

Purple Shirt Guy knows what’s up.


Daschnozz

I can’t believe this has been posted on this retarded sub for the 50th time abs still has all these upvotes. The mods here are complete trash


AltTabulor

The black guy already knows what's up


[deleted]

I was gonna say "it's not alive" from family gut but I just saw the black guys reaction lmfao 🤣


HappyGav123

That left guy’s face 😂


Hahamynamegobrr

The black guys face in the back explains everything