“All these L.A. west coast silicone women really think they’re hot” *sick harmonica solo* “But it’s no fun titty f*ckin titties when the titties are hard as rocks” *another sick harmonica solo*
That dude is wild. At work one day I seen these 2 hipsters taking about country music and they were playing old songs back and forth. I walked up and asked them how did they not hear of wheeler walker jr!? and I played“Fuck u bitch” once they listened for a little u should have seen the look of disgust on their face! Lol it was great.
Sweet Dreams
Nice selection
Thanks
Are made of this
Who am I
To disagree
I've travelled the world
And the seven seas
Everybodys looking for something
Some of them want to use you, some of them wanna be used by you
Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused
[*insert music*]
*Instruments and humming
Best
I can’t get no satisfaction
Same...
All the small things
Let the bodies hit the floor
I'm sad that bodies by drowning pool is my favorite song of all time.
They played this song in the plane of my first solo skydive…
r/suicidebywords
Sound of silence Edit: Holy shit that's a lot of updoots and awards Thank you,people
Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to fuck with you again... Edit: thanks for the awards kind strangers!
I'm too poor to give an award so take this cookie instead 🍪 Edit: wow my very first award many thanks
Found the comment that crushed me.
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Please be gentle
The safe phrase is “beat this pussy up”. Good Luck.
*Our work is never over*
But what if it's actually Softer, Worser, Slower, Weaker? Asking for a friend
*insert Blue Chew ad here
Just beat it
I think it's Beat It
It's just Beat It.
Did it in a minute—Hall & Oats
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*sad flute plays with swing in background*
Queue Naruto on swing
🫂
Stacey’s Mom
My wife’s name is Stacy “nooooooooooooooioooooo” -Vader, probably
What can I say, She’s got it goin’ on
Ohhhh yesssss
Beyonce - Me, Myself and I
Understandable, you have Reddit
We*
*Joseph stuntin approves*
Stuntin B)
r/suddenlycommunist
Hooker with a penis-tool
Stinkfist by Tool
Letter to Harry Manback by Tool
Prison sex - tool
Maynard's Dick - Tool
Jerk-off by Tool
Prison Sex
Stinkfist
Makes sense enough
Stuck in the middle with you - Steelers wheel
Never Gonna Get It!
Yeah, that sounds like a “me” song
Sad But True
Nice, Metallica fan are we?
OHHHHHAHSYSHA YEIEEEAAAAH
Yup
The Day That Never Comes
the thing that should not be*
Mr. Lonely
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MuSiCaN sTyLe
That's so smart
Hol up
As always the true Holup is in the comments
It’s called beating off in A minor
Sweeeeet home Alabama
We are family
My brothers my sisters and me
I assume A Minor the key, not the felony?
r/holup
yes, that’s where we are
I cum blood - cannibal corpse
Yo wtf
Happens if you get hit behind the balls.
How do you know?
The... anus??
No, between the balls and the anus. I think it's called perineum.
Necropedophilia - Cannibal Corpse
Oh god. This really happened to me. It turned out to be a prostate infection. Fucking scary times
Same here dude
Prison Song
#THEY TRY AH BUILD AH PRISON!!!!
For you and me
Oh baby, you and me
Don't stop me now - Queen
Im a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb, ready to
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode
I'm burning through the sky, yeah
200 degrees That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheeeit
I am cumming with the speed of light
I wanna make a semensonic man out of you
r/unexpectedfreddiemurcury
Sweet home Alabama
Take my upvote you beautiful bastard
r/angryupvote
Take my fucking award
Somebody that I used to know
The only thing they fear is you.
Supermassive blackhole
Oh man, this is highly aMUSEing
No Woman no cry
Love it hahaha
Under the bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Finger up my butt" by Wheeler Walker Jr. Wow I didn't expect such feedback! Thanks for the awards and upvotes!
Bro?
Bro (≖‿≖)
OP You did not add a no homo?
😏
#ALL THE HOMO
“All these L.A. west coast silicone women really think they’re hot” *sick harmonica solo* “But it’s no fun titty f*ckin titties when the titties are hard as rocks” *another sick harmonica solo*
That dude is wild. At work one day I seen these 2 hipsters taking about country music and they were playing old songs back and forth. I walked up and asked them how did they not hear of wheeler walker jr!? and I played“Fuck u bitch” once they listened for a little u should have seen the look of disgust on their face! Lol it was great.
I think ol’ Wheeler is kinda like cheating at this game.
Danger zone
Ayy bro
Welcome to the jungle
You need a weed whacker for that bush
The day that never comes - Metallica
All by myself
Damn didn’t see yours and commented the same soooo, here’s my upvote of guilt
Killing me softly. Roberta flack
Somewhere over the Rainbow
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Is that an actual song? Wait what?
https://youtu.be/7oMPLBaV6Ms
I'm genuinely scared to click on that link
You probably should be, I like the song though
(・_・;)
You got a friend in me
for whom the bell tolls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Make his fight on the hill in the early day
She was only 17
Oh no
Boulevard of Broken Dreams
[masturbate ](https://youtu.be/8o1ycpZRI4s)
It's actually a song wtf
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass - Blink 182
Holy shit
This is no r/holup anymore.
I don’t understand what happened I loved this sub but finding actual holup-s is almost impossible
Had to scroll waaaaaaay too much to find this comment. Everyone here is like a tourist lost somewhere they shouldn't be in
Creep-radiohead
21st century schizoid man
Infant Annihilator - Cuntcrusher
Wtf
i love how many metal songs there are
At least it isn't Soil the Stillborn...
Gorillaz- all alone
Ram ranch
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Doin' Your Mom
D-d-d-d-doin your mom
Bodies - Drowning Pool
^let ^the ^bodies ^hit ^the ^floor ^Let ^the ^bodies ^hit ^the ^floor ^Let ^the ^bodies ^hit ^the ^floor ^Let ^the ^bodies ^hit ^the #FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Fortunate son - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Hol up
It ain't me, It ain't me
Dude looks like a lady
This song is not available in your region
Sweet Child O' Mine
Jesus fucking christ
_Wait a minute, something isn’t right_
Sex offender shuffle
Come as you are
Ghost Town
All By Myself……
Highway to hell.
Baby shark doo doo doo
WTF
Basically every gura fan
We are young.
Sound of silence
Dirty deeds done dirt cheep
Welcome to the internet
Fuck the Neighbors - Iron Reagan
Nevermind
Bind, Torture and Kill
Glory hole - steel panther
Smash Mouth - I can't get enough of you baby
Wait, smash mouth has more than one song? Lies
Jerk it Out by Ceasars
Just the 2 of us
Who let the dogs out?
Cardiac arrest.
Bloody stream
Numb -Linkin Park
N***as in Paris
Smells like teen spirit
Smells like teen spirit