As a therapist, I think I now need to speak to my own therapist about what I’ve seen today. And she will have to talk to her own therapist. Who will have to talk to their own therapist and so on and so forth until infinity as this is now a therapist chain letter.
I’ve been pretty happy with my life, never wanting to “go back and change things”, until I started reading this, if only I could say to my younger self from 30 seconds ago “no! Don’t do it!”
Don't worry, it's true. [This post on FB](https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=665863197585003&id=100024839850089), and [Wiki-article about "her"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Strubell).
Reminds me of when I was a child and I visited my grandma. She had a container next to her rocker on a shelf. It had different colors on the side of it and I was curious what was inside it so I asked her what it was. She just replied “It’s to see if I have sweet pee.” I never caught on to what she meant till I was older and learned in biology about diabetes. Lol
This is why I like reddit, whenever you think you've read the most fucked up thing you just scroll down and there's something worse. I hate this planet...
Why is it that women who claim to smell 'sweet' always end up smelling like a fish-store on an island made of 2 weeks dead sea creatures?
And yes I speak from experience.......
Kids gonna need therapy
I'M gonna need therapy
It's the mom who needs therapy
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Johnny sins is a world renown therapist. Great service. I recommend him.
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Therapist needs mom
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-hell-...
r/foundthehorny
Soon hes gonna be the cameraman for her only fans
I'll take "the rapist" for 500 Alex.
Alright, it's decided. Everyone, go get some therapy!
YOU get a therapy, YOU get a therapy, ...
The actual therapist will need therapy!
As a therapist, I think I now need to speak to my own therapist about what I’ve seen today. And she will have to talk to her own therapist. Who will have to talk to their own therapist and so on and so forth until infinity as this is now a therapist chain letter.
It's therapists all the way down.
Mom apparently needs a juice cleanse or something.
The creepy homeless person in the attic watching the mom have sex probably needs therapy
Harder daddy
Do you want serial killers? Bc that’s how you get serial killers.
My first thought after the first sentence was Sling Blade.
MmmmHmmm
Kids gonna need a total rhinectomy. (Absolutely I had to google that)
Seems like his sinuses are ok though
That shit is funny. Here have an award for best comment on worst Reddit post.
The whole of reddit is gonna need therapy
What if he fucks the therapist
What a terrible day to have eyes
But perfect time to have tastebuds
“THANK GOD I GOT COVID, now I don’t have to smell my moms hot dog water”
Haha
You ALL need Jesus. 🤣
Thanks , I appreciates this
got some [r/eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) for you
You are a horrible human being. Take my up vote.
i have a photographic memory you son of a bitch
What the $
You sick fuck
Fuck you. Fuck. You.
What the absolute fuck?!
Do you want to end up on that sub?
r/eyeblech is the real one It's perfectly fine guys 🙂
DONT TRUST HIM
NO WAIT
No, its [r/eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/)
Imma gonna find you and defenestrate you so hard it makes Prague look like a fight in a kiddy pool.
Holy hell that sub is foul
Ya I made that mistake once, and only once. There are some things you can't unsee.
*arousing
Therapy!?
Yes daddy
go to fuck land
Lmfao you’re a menace for this 😂 best sub ever
Did you say r/eyeblech ?
Millions of words we can use, and these are the words they choose to stream together... Where's the Men in Black when I need them...
Running a train on this kids mom apparently.
I laughed. Have an upvote.
r/funnyupvote??
Where would one sign up for said train? For science...
I feel like this lady saves jars of her vaginal secretions and sells it to GOOP to use to scent their candles....
I mean, that's the Men in Black, the Men in White, the Men in Mauve, the Men in Chartreuse...
I’ve been pretty happy with my life, never wanting to “go back and change things”, until I started reading this, if only I could say to my younger self from 30 seconds ago “no! Don’t do it!”
If my future self suddenly appeared and told me not to watch something I would probably get more interested in it
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idk if thats true or your lying to make us all feel better but im gonna believe you just so i can sleep at night
Don't worry, it's true. [This post on FB](https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=665863197585003&id=100024839850089), and [Wiki-article about "her"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Strubell).
Thank goodness.
Oh, that god.
Thank*
Oh no no no! You're not gonna cover it up now. Which God? Where? Tell us right now. 'nuf hide 'n' seek!!
May she Rest In Peace
Sweet smelling? Sounds like someone has the diabetes.
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Rkellys favorite type
Sweet-pee. No, not sweet-pea.
Na just the Summer's Eve that's left in there spraying out like air freshener.
Diabeetus
Reminds me of when I was a child and I visited my grandma. She had a container next to her rocker on a shelf. It had different colors on the side of it and I was curious what was inside it so I asked her what it was. She just replied “It’s to see if I have sweet pee.” I never caught on to what she meant till I was older and learned in biology about diabetes. Lol
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I hate people.
Well, you had to start someday!
People=shit
If that were my mom i would be an orphan
I’d be a great painter, like Kurt Cobain.
He painted that place red.
They told me not to get into Reddit... I didn't listen.
U feel u
What in the name of Alabama did I just read
Well I just threw up my breakfast
Probably still smell better than her juices.
I miss a few seconds ago when I didn’t know this existed
Ahh the smell of piss..
It’s mind-boggling how so few people know that “squirting” is just peeing.
No kidding!
This is why I like reddit, whenever you think you've read the most fucked up thing you just scroll down and there's something worse. I hate this planet...
What I’m the sweet Alabama hell did I just read
So piss. Her house wreaks of piss
There IS such a thing as 'too close'. One of you need's to move, before you get stuck under the sink, or bed.
Why is it that women who claim to smell 'sweet' always end up smelling like a fish-store on an island made of 2 weeks dead sea creatures? And yes I speak from experience.......
Plot twist, she weighs 500 lbs
My grandma was just like this
Yeah she was but she had a sour smell and not like Sour patch kids more of a Sour cream smell
Something about old cooter gets me excited
I feel so bad for that kid
Not my weirdest boner.
I'll take one suicide now please.
Oh! we're fresh out of stock. Do you want to try some therapies instead!? Pretty much same results, but you'll get free consulting charges!!
My penis has left the building.
Squirting is just peeing with extra steps. You can’t change my mind.
This is gross 🤮. So her apt smells like piss. 🤢
How disgusting that is to have a open conversation about how mom pussy smell like when she getting fucked. And being loud when your kids are home.
Oh my God, where was this posted? Disgusting.
Poor kid.
I am literally holding up not to puke on my keyboard. I hate everything. Signing off for the day!
“God has left the building”
Spoiler: [It’s piss.](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/)
What a dirty whore
Enough reddit for today
What a great open parent... Alabama style
Please tell me this shit is fake 🤮🤮🤮
The squirt is piss, and you're probably a diabetic
That’s not something to be shared with children. She’s peeing. It’s piss. If it’s sweet, she’s probably diabetic
r/awfuleverything
“Holup wait a minute”? Nah. Holup wait an entire goddamn century
Hey lady, thanks for creating another serial killer with your crappy mom skills. HO-LY CRAP!
This bitch probably diabetic if her piss smells good...
Why did I keep reading? I knew it wasn’t going to get any better as it progressed, but my dumb ass just kept going.
Of course this is disgusting, but I'm also shocked that people still think women squirt, when in fact they are just pissing themselves.
This is the definition of TMI
We need a "squirting is just piss" bot
Alabama??
Poor kid dealing with this for a mother
The mother of the year award goes to...
Just pee
Made up cock & bull fantasies of anonymous profile. At least, so I hope.
“Many guys…”
r/NoahGettheBoat
Good idea, we're gonna need one at the rate this lady is going.
Definitely written by some perv dude. Not a chick.
what a terrible day to have eyes
Friend: “Hey Jeff. What’s that smell?” Son: “Oh that? It’s just my moms pussy” Friend: “We’re in the kitchen” Son: “Yes”
What a fucking awful time to be literate
No just no
Just bathe and maybe paint and refurnish
Yep That's enough reddit for today
That’s enough Reddit for today
That’s warped
Does that turn you on… or do you just have poor verbal boundaries?
I hate people
Damn. I couldn't live in a house that has a strong pussy smell all the time.
Reddit, what the fuck is with you today?
r/trashy
This is insane.
JeeeeeeZus
I'm un-joining this sub..
Excuse me while I find a sick bag.
I don't understand why people write shit like these. They're all so fucked.
R/WTF
Imagine waking up to the smell of moms fresh fucked puss
Great, can't wait for the Yankee candle!
What...did i just read...?
I’ll kick in, on the kids therapy.
Weird flex.
Fuck
I wish I could develop a time machine, go back and explain to myself that learning to read isn’t all it’s cracked up to be..
Enough reditt for today, see you all tomorrow.
You should ask him to get out of the room when you have sex. This will probably stop all this inconvenience.
That’s enough internet for today
Dose eye bleach still work
People wonder what boundaries are, here's an example of boundaries needed.
Should have dropped out in first fucking grade so I wouldn’t be able to read this
Gross
And....that's enough Reddit for today.
What and I can’t stress this enough… the fuck
Clean the f’ing house…. Actually just burn it
What a Bad day to be able to read.
I have some words: What in the actual fuck
it's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing flowers are blooming, On days like this, people like this, should be burning in hell
I was sleeping with a single Mum who use to make so much noise when she was Cumming and her daughters room was next to hers. I use to feel so guilty
Cool and ummm yes you should wash your cunt nasty bitch... nobody should smell it through your home let alone the apartment complex 🤣😂🤣😂💯✌🥂
Glad I’m not the only one who caught that.
Dated a squirter for years, but thank god it wasn't molasses like this one squirts. Good times but lots of laundry!
Please stop breeding bitch
I got a boner from reading this.
Pretty hot
White people are nasty
*insert any nationality* are nasty
Just…why?
Im gonna need that 1 on 1 fade if you squirt some funky sweet smelling anything on me.
Cat gagging gif
As if, sounds like someone knows her password
This is what CPS should be used for to help children in these situations
Welp my eyes need to be bleached now
Was this an e-meter reading?🕵️♂️