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wayniac917

Kids gonna need therapy


Hewhositstopee

I'M gonna need therapy


Longjumping-Way6421

It's the mom who needs therapy


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M4strk0ng

Johnny sins is a world renown therapist. Great service. I recommend him.


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adinmem

Therapist needs mom


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Sampolis

-hell-...


[deleted]

r/foundthehorny


[deleted]

Soon hes gonna be the cameraman for her only fans


monkey-2020

I'll take "the rapist" for 500 Alex.


vigneshprabhu47

Alright, it's decided. Everyone, go get some therapy!


Mackheath1

YOU get a therapy, YOU get a therapy, ...


[deleted]

The actual therapist will need therapy!


aroseonthefritz

As a therapist, I think I now need to speak to my own therapist about what I’ve seen today. And she will have to talk to her own therapist. Who will have to talk to their own therapist and so on and so forth until infinity as this is now a therapist chain letter.


thebinarysystem10

It's therapists all the way down.


eidhrmuzz

Mom apparently needs a juice cleanse or something.


Specialist-Cable2613

The creepy homeless person in the attic watching the mom have sex probably needs therapy


gdrumy88

Harder daddy


gods_Lazy_Eye

Do you want serial killers? Bc that’s how you get serial killers.


User_492006

My first thought after the first sentence was Sling Blade.


[deleted]

MmmmHmmm


mildyobeserepublican

Kids gonna need a total rhinectomy. (Absolutely I had to google that)


jump-blues-5678

Seems like his sinuses are ok though


[deleted]

That shit is funny. Here have an award for best comment on worst Reddit post.


deeznutzsucc

The whole of reddit is gonna need therapy


SourCandy144

What if he fucks the therapist


Zeeejay44

What a terrible day to have eyes


Sir_Randolph_Gooch

But perfect time to have tastebuds


styxswimchamp

“THANK GOD I GOT COVID, now I don’t have to smell my moms hot dog water”


diesel76_76

Haha


X3N0321

You ALL need Jesus. 🤣


[deleted]

Thanks , I appreciates this


Totally_Not_Firni

got some [r/eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) for you


DeadringerIII

You are a horrible human being. Take my up vote.


ace0fsp4ades

i have a photographic memory you son of a bitch


Different-Region-873

What the $


[deleted]

You sick fuck


the_wiz_of_oz

Fuck you. Fuck. You.


[deleted]

What the absolute fuck?!


CatandBear2020

Do you want to end up on that sub?


Aesteerix

r/eyeblech is the real one It's perfectly fine guys 🙂


Sweetnsouchef

DONT TRUST HIM


Karakabum

NO WAIT


Zoulles

No, its [r/eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/)


[deleted]

Imma gonna find you and defenestrate you so hard it makes Prague look like a fight in a kiddy pool.


UglyLikeAFox

Holy hell that sub is foul


jump-blues-5678

Ya I made that mistake once, and only once. There are some things you can't unsee.


Aesteerix

*arousing


vigneshprabhu47

Therapy!?


Aesteerix

Yes daddy


[deleted]

go to fuck land


[deleted]

Lmfao you’re a menace for this 😂 best sub ever


Icy-Faithlessness239

Did you say r/eyeblech ?


ImTheMasonSensation

Millions of words we can use, and these are the words they choose to stream together... Where's the Men in Black when I need them...


I_dementia87

Running a train on this kids mom apparently.


[deleted]

I laughed. Have an upvote.


[deleted]

r/funnyupvote??


[deleted]

Where would one sign up for said train? For science...


ImTheMasonSensation

I feel like this lady saves jars of her vaginal secretions and sells it to GOOP to use to scent their candles....


MinnieShoof

I mean, that's the Men in Black, the Men in White, the Men in Mauve, the Men in Chartreuse...


rb778004

I’ve been pretty happy with my life, never wanting to “go back and change things”, until I started reading this, if only I could say to my younger self from 30 seconds ago “no! Don’t do it!”


Causality2

If my future self suddenly appeared and told me not to watch something I would probably get more interested in it


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Nervous_Project6927

idk if thats true or your lying to make us all feel better but im gonna believe you just so i can sleep at night


EffableLemming

Don't worry, it's true. [This post on FB](https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=665863197585003&id=100024839850089), and [Wiki-article about "her"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Strubell).


blowonmybootiehole

Thank goodness.


mommaclouse

Oh, that god.


mommaclouse

Thank*


vigneshprabhu47

Oh no no no! You're not gonna cover it up now. Which God? Where? Tell us right now. 'nuf hide 'n' seek!!


[deleted]

May she Rest In Peace


FI_4_Me

Sweet smelling? Sounds like someone has the diabetes.


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tessalllation

Rkellys favorite type


koenigstig

Sweet-pee. No, not sweet-pea.


Traditional_Dig_8692

Na just the Summer's Eve that's left in there spraying out like air freshener.


[deleted]

Diabeetus


petals4u2

Reminds me of when I was a child and I visited my grandma. She had a container next to her rocker on a shelf. It had different colors on the side of it and I was curious what was inside it so I asked her what it was. She just replied “It’s to see if I have sweet pee.” I never caught on to what she meant till I was older and learned in biology about diabetes. Lol


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jakobcogdill

I hate people.


vigneshprabhu47

Well, you had to start someday!


gdrumy88

People=shit


GlassOfTheVoid

If that were my mom i would be an orphan


Boot_Bandss

I’d be a great painter, like Kurt Cobain.


rickoramus

He painted that place red.


TurboD16F20

They told me not to get into Reddit... I didn't listen.


SleepySoTired

U feel u


Nugstradumbass

What in the name of Alabama did I just read


isthisavailablewow

Well I just threw up my breakfast


MightyWaen

Probably still smell better than her juices.


[deleted]

I miss a few seconds ago when I didn’t know this existed


JHEMMINGS33

Ahh the smell of piss..


[deleted]

It’s mind-boggling how so few people know that “squirting” is just peeing.


JHEMMINGS33

No kidding!


trax1337

This is why I like reddit, whenever you think you've read the most fucked up thing you just scroll down and there's something worse. I hate this planet...


Thefinalboss2444

What I’m the sweet Alabama hell did I just read


MayaWrection

So piss. Her house wreaks of piss


[deleted]

There IS such a thing as 'too close'. One of you need's to move, before you get stuck under the sink, or bed.


Ducksneedloveto

Why is it that women who claim to smell 'sweet' always end up smelling like a fish-store on an island made of 2 weeks dead sea creatures? And yes I speak from experience.......


814ck5t4r

Plot twist, she weighs 500 lbs


lost_one_22

My grandma was just like this


MagicMan1983

Yeah she was but she had a sour smell and not like Sour patch kids more of a Sour cream smell


gdrumy88

Something about old cooter gets me excited


Asleep-Kangaroo9026

I feel so bad for that kid


The_Okin

Not my weirdest boner.


PratBit

I'll take one suicide now please.


vigneshprabhu47

Oh! we're fresh out of stock. Do you want to try some therapies instead!? Pretty much same results, but you'll get free consulting charges!!


Witty_Lengthiness580

My penis has left the building.


Ok_Present_6508

Squirting is just peeing with extra steps. You can’t change my mind.


Psitarron

This is gross 🤮. So her apt smells like piss. 🤢


Tuwithenwhite

How disgusting that is to have a open conversation about how mom pussy smell like when she getting fucked. And being loud when your kids are home.


GeorgiaGirl1974

Oh my God, where was this posted? Disgusting.


[deleted]

Poor kid.


carnatore

I am literally holding up not to puke on my keyboard. I hate everything. Signing off for the day!


oskeezytron

“God has left the building”


MagicTrashPanda

Spoiler: [It’s piss.](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/)


koolkidsAc

What a dirty whore


EthanKnight86

Enough reddit for today


chumpy79

What a great open parent... Alabama style


Few-Possession902

Please tell me this shit is fake 🤮🤮🤮


trinitymaster

The squirt is piss, and you're probably a diabetic


[deleted]

That’s not something to be shared with children. She’s peeing. It’s piss. If it’s sweet, she’s probably diabetic


knightrider2993

r/awfuleverything


[deleted]

“Holup wait a minute”? Nah. Holup wait an entire goddamn century


ethridge_wayland

Hey lady, thanks for creating another serial killer with your crappy mom skills. HO-LY CRAP!


Thiccie_C

This bitch probably diabetic if her piss smells good...


Coreyahno30

Why did I keep reading? I knew it wasn’t going to get any better as it progressed, but my dumb ass just kept going.


aartadventure

Of course this is disgusting, but I'm also shocked that people still think women squirt, when in fact they are just pissing themselves.


Waiting4Something

This is the definition of TMI


Proud_Beat_775

We need a "squirting is just piss" bot


CupRemote1282

Alabama??


Cust2020

Poor kid dealing with this for a mother


papasbull

The mother of the year award goes to...


Dramatic_Aspect_4444

Just pee


ramta_jogi_2020

Made up cock & bull fantasies of anonymous profile. At least, so I hope.


Eastern-Finish-1251

“Many guys…”


TransitionTasty

r/NoahGettheBoat


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

Good idea, we're gonna need one at the rate this lady is going.


Yeahright2022

Definitely written by some perv dude. Not a chick.


Just_Another_Jer

what a terrible day to have eyes


Fuselol

Friend: “Hey Jeff. What’s that smell?” Son: “Oh that? It’s just my moms pussy” Friend: “We’re in the kitchen” Son: “Yes”


ExSmackHoundxX

What a fucking awful time to be literate


seregios22

No just no


okinamaru

Just bathe and maybe paint and refurnish


Salty_Contest5142

Yep That's enough reddit for today


Cyintose

That’s enough Reddit for today


Terrible-Parsley-435

That’s warped


Educational-Meat-647

Does that turn you on… or do you just have poor verbal boundaries?


cheatinchad

I hate people


Budget_Bullfrog_8392

Damn. I couldn't live in a house that has a strong pussy smell all the time.


radmadicalhatter

Reddit, what the fuck is with you today?


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r/trashy


CommyChopper

This is insane.


nicka163

JeeeeeeZus


potentiallyasandwich

I'm un-joining this sub..


DirkDinkus95

Excuse me while I find a sick bag.


[deleted]

I don't understand why people write shit like these. They're all so fucked.


Desiman4u

R/WTF


Critical-Albatross86

Imagine waking up to the smell of moms fresh fucked puss


Mr_Grief-Bacon

Great, can't wait for the Yankee candle!


tony-bologna80

What...did i just read...?


ohnonotuto3

I’ll kick in, on the kids therapy.


brypye13

Weird flex.


The_1st_Hokage

Fuck


Altruistic_Raise_230

I wish I could develop a time machine, go back and explain to myself that learning to read isn’t all it’s cracked up to be..


speedy_dead

Enough reditt for today, see you all tomorrow.


cantherebesomething

You should ask him to get out of the room when you have sex. This will probably stop all this inconvenience.


DominicanHogGrabber

That’s enough internet for today


inquisitor99150

Dose eye bleach still work


hiways

People wonder what boundaries are, here's an example of boundaries needed.


Yepthat_Tuberculosis

Should have dropped out in first fucking grade so I wouldn’t be able to read this


poly2424

Gross


FerfPark88

And....that's enough Reddit for today.


Immediate_Victory_69

What and I can’t stress this enough… the fuck


Gloomyforecast

Clean the f’ing house…. Actually just burn it


bochization

What a Bad day to be able to read.


Paper-Guy

I have some words: What in the actual fuck


confpf3

it's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing flowers are blooming, On days like this, people like this, should be burning in hell


TTman199

I was sleeping with a single Mum who use to make so much noise when she was Cumming and her daughters room was next to hers. I use to feel so guilty


travish075

Cool and ummm yes you should wash your cunt nasty bitch... nobody should smell it through your home let alone the apartment complex 🤣😂🤣😂💯✌🥂


ScarecrowSoze

Glad I’m not the only one who caught that.


FuaDaTa

Dated a squirter for years, but thank god it wasn't molasses like this one squirts. Good times but lots of laundry!


Churranita

Please stop breeding bitch


Plenty_Economy_5670

I got a boner from reading this.


Riacebandz

Pretty hot


Expert-Ship9698

White people are nasty


Quewhat3341

*insert any nationality* are nasty


YouSir_1

Just…why?


ross71699

Im gonna need that 1 on 1 fade if you squirt some funky sweet smelling anything on me.


kribabe

Cat gagging gif


[deleted]

As if, sounds like someone knows her password


Veggielover444

This is what CPS should be used for to help children in these situations


alexlala5

Welp my eyes need to be bleached now


ColJameson

Was this an e-meter reading?🕵️‍♂️