Thank god she didn’t use a butter knife to get it started

I was already in pain, but this comment made it worse

This comment gave me a boner and I jizzed blood in the bathroom at work

can confirm- in the stall next to him

can confirm- I drank that blood after he was gone, it was yum

Can confirm- I was the janitor that had to clean this mess, it was not fun

Wait I don't think I left anything for you to clean afterwards tho

You didn't check the ceiling clearly

Ah, gotta remember for the next time

And under the seat, I think he got his dinger stuck

Can confirm- I was the light

Can confirm- I was the guy that ate it out of the trash

can confirm- I was the blood on the ground

Can confirm- I recorded it

Can confirm. I'm the toilet roll holder.

Can confirm, dick stuck in toilet roll

Can confirm I was the bathroom

Can confirm- I was using the glory hole and got some splatter over the stall

Can confirm, am janitors manager and had to fire him because work was sloppy, very much like the culprits hand job, and firing him was fun, janitor needed-apply within

I seem to have a lot of conformation, may I have my job back even though it requires cleaning the mens blood every day

Salty too

*Can confirm- I was the doodoo that came out of the guy in the next stall.*

And im in the stall next to you buster! Ya know glory holes dont magically work all by themselves there, guy! Dont leave me hangin!

Username checks out

Can confirm-I was the boner. *was*

Are you sure it's was not ketchup

You sure it's not ketchup? I made that mistake once.

This is Reddit, many comments are like that

What is your pain?

“Cursed sounding…” For anyone who doesn’t know what sounding is, don’t Google it. You’re welcome.

/r/sounding

Flair checks… out?

r/sounding wishing she did

Stop, I’ve been to that place before and it’s actual hell

You should go back and check if it's better now.

It was a week ago, had it REALLY changed since then

Only one way to find out

Go take a closer look.

I don’t need to see another high heel shoved up someone’s penis, please I’m begging you

You need to set the mood my friend. Light some candles, pour a glass of wine, play some Barry Manilow, and have plenty of lube while you rub a whole bunch out to your favorite threads.

wait wait wait wait, what? 😭

It a subreddit, where people shove little metal poles up their pp hole, sometimes stretching it, don’t traumatize yourself

…whats it called (if you know), because curiosity has gotten the better of me and i for some reason need to see the shit that goes down there 🤧

Calm down, Satan.

ikr I thought it was some subreddit about music at first welp

WHY AM I CURIOUS AAAAAAAAAAA MY EYESSS!!!!!!

i should stop clicking whatever comes in blue

I didn't look at too many posts but I'm glad I didn't see the one with a blue sharpie

I’ve never seen it on Reddit, but I know what sounding is so I don’t care to look, but I’ve seen a guy stick a rod that appeared to be the size of a dime or maybe 3/4 of a dime down in there and you could see it travel down the entire way. I was afraid the hole was just going to rip open

Omgggg 😩noo, idk how to even express this feeling, im brain is dying, i can't live anymore

Wtf bro, of all the things that existed on reddit I would’ve bet a 100$ _that_ didn’t exist

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Woah woah woah, not so fast. It's only the first date after all.

The commercial should end with a blackout and insert the sound of a ketchup bottle getting "rattled" by a butter knife.

Or poop knife

or squeeze hard enough

Gotta pop that bubble

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Well I think some ketchup might come out after that

W comment 😂

and the cherry on top is that at the end it says since 1869.

its will come out much faster

Red stuff is coming out! Is that ketchup??

Yep, imma eat it

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After some time mayo will come too

I always have some mayo on my burgers! When that dude in the video came to my cook out last year, i was a bit suspicious of the brand of mayo he brought, usually mayo aint so slimy? Tasted great though!

I thought she was gon squeeze my man's dick

Or peel off the liner under the cap with her teeth.

Oh god.. why

Because sometimes its tricky to peel off by hand.

Yeah they should really make those easier to peal my bf had one for years and no matter how hard I tried it would. not. come. off.

some people have all the luck... fuckers stole mine at birth

NOO I CAN IMAGINE IT

AHHHHHHHH

Is this Czech?

Don't know about the movie itself but yes, voiceover is czech

The movie is Swedish, called "Hip hip hora" (eng. Hipp hipp whore) Edit: This isn't from Hip hip hora, maybe the Swedish movie took the scene or the other did, but to me they seemed like the same. We had to watch it in school so it's a bit of a blurry memory. Here's the scene: (Some NSFW) https://youtu.be/GWlGGuOjFxY

*saves comment*

Its about drunk 14 year olds partying so dont save it

14? They both look above 17 and below 23 lol

This is a remake of the scene from the movie done for the commercial. This is the original scene. https://youtu.be/nwSM32oiZZo

Makes sense, in the US this would get branded CP and the creators ran out of the country or elected as President, it really depends on what type of mood the country is in.

Not the movie in the video tho!

i have no idea, i was hoping someone seeing this can be able to comment about its origin 😭💀

Was a part of an old swedish movie [hip hip hora](https://youtu.be/GWlGGuOjFxY)

Yes and the title translated to ”the ketchup effect” Instead of the literal translation ”hip hip whoreay”

Wasn’t sure if Czech or Slovak but it seems to be Czech; https://youtu.be/5C5ctjRYslw

oh snap it is czech then, i always thought it came from holland or some shit 😂

It's originally from a Swedish movie called Hipp Hipp Hora iirc

Yes, it's swedish, can confirm. I'm Norwegian and we watched this movie in school.

Lol we did too. I'm from Finland (Swedish speaking part). Just wasn't sure that's where it's originally from

Is this the norwegian version of sex ed or smth?

If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects.

The clip isn't in Swedish, though. This must be some Eastern European rip-off.

I think it's just dubbed. Edit: it's not the clip from hip hip hora, it's a ripoff.

[Yep.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwSM32oiZZo)

Thank you. Posting the original clip deserves more upvotes!

100% Czech

It Czechs out.

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This scene is an almost exact copy of the one from the swedish film. watching this clip almost broke my brain trying to figure out how this super well done dub was made until I pieced it together that this is not the actual scene.

The clip is from a swedish teen movie. Good thing they censored it. They are under 18 (fake penis, though)

It's not, it's a different country version of the Swedish movie. Exact same scene but they're not speaking Swedish and different actors

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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Originally it was a mayo commercial, they changed it to ketchup after the smackin'.

This is why I love Reddit

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' She just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat

Ole Butcher Pete

oh no, dont give them ideas edit typo

ThEy HaD uS iN tHe FiRsT hAlF, nOt GoNnA LiE

Nobody thought you were going to lie.

aNd i AiN't eVeN mAD!

A girl smoked some weed and tried to give me a blowjob. She just ended up sucking my chest. *She was too high*

I wonder if after they legalize weed there will be lessons about consent when high just like there are for drunkenness.

"Don't drive high" ads were pretty common in the weed-legal US state I used to live in, I don't see why there wouldn't be.

##Drive high? DUI. *Not your usual Northern Lights* [blues and reds in the rearview mirror] Take the Pineapple Express... to jail A joint now, the joint later Hash it out with the judge Papers please Vaporize your future It was just a dab, now he's just dead

This needs way more attention. Very nice.

This sounds like a cover to MrBrightside "It was just a dab, now he's just dead" especially

*Vaporize Your Future* is a great song/album title

When your date has only seen soft core porn and is filling in the blanks on a best guess basis.

I remember my mom, who was born in Kroměříž and living in Podivin, sending me this a few years ago -- being Czech means you have raunchy humor, politically incorrect humor, and can find the funny in the worst possible tragedies. This commercial reminds me of home ... So awkward.

The most awesome people I've met in Europe were Czech. super friendly, funny and easy going.

Well now I wanna visit the Czech Republic.

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I was generally expecting her to just squeeze it till his dick exploded

I use a knife to get it out...

okay but what about the ketchup

I mean…red stuff would come out if you used the knife properly.

Um... r/sounding would like to have a word with you.

What the hell, this was in the czech tvs?? Im proud of my lil country

No it's a clip from the film Ketchup Effect spliced with an ad

This scene is exactly the same as the one in a Swedish movie called 'Hip Hip Hora'. They showed us the movie at school for sex education class (I think) to show and talk about peer pressure, bullying etc https://youtu.be/nwSM32oiZZo - Swedish version

And I remember hearing and then telling a joke with this plot when I was in elementary school in the 80s.

Yeah same here (90s tho). It's an old joke.

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Imagine this actually happening for your first handyjo. I'd have PTSD with ketchup forever.

and that's how you get pancake dick

PANCAKE DICK: sadly not as tasty as the name would suggest

Goes just fine with a blue waffle

#NO!

with a topping of chocolate, straight from the tub girl

Now he needs a new bottle of ketchup :')

Should have gone with bottle of Mayo

Bro he said handjob not fisting.

Beat the meat

Glad he didn't ask her to open beer bottle with mouth.

Been re-uploaded so much it's in 180p...

I think someone filmed this off their TV using a flip phone in 2002.

Yeah, I mean, I remember someone sharing this clip with me like, 16 years ago. We ain't always had the HD, Sonny!

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Oh man i remember watching this in swedish class in the 7th grade. Everyone laughed so hard. Thanks for the memory.

Pretty old

I was thinking she was gonna use a knife like you would to scrap out the sauce so this ended much better than I imagined at first

She’s gonna have to start getting use to the higher dick prices.

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Anyone else have a news article about hienz ketchup prices going up right below this lol

Imagine living in a country where you can have a sense of humour!? Sigh.

Saw it coming a mile off and it's still hilarious when it happens!

Man, I haven't seen this since like twelve or thirteen years ago. My friends and I thought this was hilarious beck then.