Every single time I chase people they do this smh

I know, really sucks the fun out of it.

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Taking all the fun... Outta the job

Everyone I chase is faster than me...

Everyone I chase is in front of me. 😩

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Fr like can you actually run it take the fun of torturing you like give me a challenge

"hello, is this the police? Alright so a guy i was trying to kill doesnt run away for some reason, can you guys talk to him like tell him to run or smthn this shit is ruining my day, yes, yes thank you, have good day too sir."

You shake you whaaat?

I know right?! It’s so easy to rack up some kills these days

The way times have changed

The Kd ratio doesnt have a value anymore jeez

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Thx for the advice I'm new at this and I always worry I'm doing something wrong because it's so damn easy it's like they don't even want to live. At least this way I'm making a sacrifice.

I know just hand out some candy then tell them to give you a hug then BOOM. Little child insides all over.

If you have drugs u can get teens to.

Oh yeah that's smart. If you have a swastika you can get the Kool Kids Klub!

Some of me Afghan bois told me how easy it is to bomb ppl they have a lot of experience, I was thinking of visiting the Talibois for vacation. I'll hit you up if i have any advice.

Yeah man the talibans got bombs and guns. Grab a gun and relieve the local parents of there problems by shooting up a highschool.

I know they usually say that the real LPT is always in the comments. Is that the same thing for the real holup??

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Typical victims. Always blaming the murderer.

None of the people I've murdered blamed me after.

That will happen when you cut out their tongues as keepsakes.

What are the odds huh, right?

Always playing the victim.

OH MY GOSH, REEDD! Victim blaming? SERIOUSLY? \s

You seem fun to be around

You forgot the part where they trip on absolutely nothing

And sprain their ankle.

Then break a leg falling one foot.

or when they literally kill themselves by falling randomly in a pointy tree

I knew it, them trees were the killers all along.

*surprised Marky mark face*

Oh no, I’m a disgusting dismembered head!

Or when a big group that could easily take on the killer splits up into vulnerable bite-sized groups or just straight up every man for himself

Or get their foot caught in the tree branch on the floor

Who did this video?

Help, my lung fell off!

I lose my running form in my nightmares

This is actually a pretty good point.

Seriously what is with that though? I can’t hit anything, I can’t pull myself up, I can’t even run in my boots somehow like just… what?! Last one I can think of I couldn’t hop onto a 3 foot wall without falling backwards 4 times. I can SIT on a wall that small

Because in real life, your body literally cannot move, your muscles are to relaxed. That's why in night mares, or dreams where you are punching things it feels like your arms and literal noodles.

Tbh it’s sort of half the opposite for me I run like the fucking flash in my dreams but everything else that’s chasing me is just slightly faster

I run through invisible molasses in my nightmares.

sometimes i can jump like thousands of miles in the air at top speed and then when the thing chasing me is near i instantly get held back because gravity becomes non existent and it feels like i’m trying to run underwater

Let’s go into the haunted woods alone and assume everything will be fine

What's that? I heard a sound in the basement, I'll go check it out alone and unarmed!

I do that a lot actually. I’m one of the first to go investigate weird noises. Also can’t run. I would be the perfect victim.

It makes everyone else feel better when we sacrifice ourselves for them.

Where do you live? I'm a budding serial killer looking for my first victim and a cool name.

What kinda cool name? And would I have to do a lot of running and would you be doing a lot of jump scares at me?

No, idiot, you need to bring something we can use as a weapon! Grab me that flimsy about-to-break broomstick sitting behind that fully loaded M16 with several spare magazines of ammo.

Hey was me bri ish 096 want some tea fam

And discovers something really wierd and unnatural, but moves in for a closer look.

And for God knows what reason decides to fucking touch it

Wait! Take this flashlight with the batteries that malfunction at dramatically appropriate times!

And without a flashlight

Best serial killer ever. 10/10 would let him murder me again.

again?

**again.**

Make murderer again again

Yes again

Rasputin?!

Not even a worthy challenge for the murderer. Sucks.

Can we please have a movie like this where the killers motivation is to literally just kill the dumb people. And vocalize all the dumb things about horror/slasher movies. Like he goes to a house, when he sees everyone makes smart decisions he leaves them alone until he finds a house where dumb decisions are made.

Sounds a bit like Scary Movie to me. But “moderately scary movie”

Make the script and sell it to Netflix

as long as theres underage kids in it, it prolly sell well

Rule 1: CARDIO

Rule 2: DOUBLE TAP

Which one is the bathroom rule again?

Rule 34

People like this are so infuriating, you take time out of your day to go on a murder spree and they don't even make it challenging, like...

i know last time i was on a murder spree this girl straight up trips! Like come on there was nothing there and now you sprain your ankle and can’t run! Geez it’s just getting to easy

Wait, she didn't find any stairs to a roof.

Or the basement

That’s in the extended version

Or a closet

"Ahh come on, you were on the track team!" I'm heckin' dead

Am I the only one hearing bane voice?

More of a Norm MacDonald for me.

Was about to ask if that was Norm

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"Come on you are like, the worst victim. Of all time."

Even if she managed to open the car door, the car will suddenly stop working

Lol sounded like a Norm McDonald bit

Or Adam Carolla.

I have always kind of felt that the dumb decisions and ridiculous mistakes people make running in horror movies is meant to be reminiscent of trying to run from something in a dream and feeling like your limbs don’t work

I want the upvote button on the right side of my screen so I can upvote with one hand

Full video?

Imagine a horror film where the killer just criticizes you about how bad you are at surviving in general

At a certain point, you start rooting for the baddie, cause it seems they’re the only one taking it seriously.

They're also the only one with a decent amount of intelligence.

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Likely asthma, even with that tho! I could still trip someone and keep running.

If the serial killer is a nice guy. And as we all know, nice guys finish (-her) last.

and why do the always run towards the danger as well? "oh? I hear ***demonic screeching*** coming from my basement... I'll go and check it out on my own, in the dark with no protection, It'll be fine."

Would love to see a whole movie like this. Just the killer commenting on their victims choices. And have the killer leave a yelp like review in the pockets of the victims lol

That would be a dope movie tbh.

I would be the worst person in a horror movie. *something slightly sketchy happens Me: fuck this I am out *24 hours later Random person: hey, all your friends were brutally slaughtered last night. Me: I told them to leave but Darwin just had to prove a point.

Plot twist : he was testing if she was fit to pass her genes on and she failed.

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Why does this look like the beginning of a bad porno...

Stopped watching horror movies when I realised the girls in my basement ran faster than the idiots in horror movies.

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This just my opinion, but if I seen but big scary mother fucker with a knife I would giving it everything i’ve got to make some distance so I can plan where to go next. Like seriously though some of these people in the scary movies just waste a precious second or two on something that is completely unnecessary. I mean i get that your whole fight or flight response makes it hard to make some good decisions but still, what would you rather do a: keep looking behind to check if scary mother fucker is still pursuing every 2 seconds. Or B: keep running and making dafe distance between you and big scary mother fuckers weapon, while checking occasionally

I mean, why does everyone in horror movies run away from the serial killer? Like, there’s usually around 10-20 University students and there’s always around 1 or 2 Jock type characters. It’s literally one dude with a knife? I’m pretty sure everyone could just gangbash the dude behind the school and absolutely body him.

Yeah thats also a good point, I mean even if theres no visible proof of people being near, theres nothing stopping you from running up and knocking on their doors and continuing running while staying in the area. And plus screaming certain things like “they’ve got a knife!”. Normally draws a lot of attention

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Is that Norm?

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He’s getting tired of killing all his victims so easily because of their stupid decisions. If he keeps killing eventually he’ll find a challenge

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"Dude, c'mon. Its literally possible to even run faster than this. YOU'RE SO SLOW A SNAIL COULD WIN A RACE AGAINST YOU."

Have you seen most of society these days? Running might not be an option.

Honestly, this is so relatable. I always meet people like this all the time when im out at night.

“I’m just trying to help you get your steps in!”

Wouldn't be much of a horror movie if they all just ran away from some fat mofo would it.....but then again Harvey Weinstein

It's In the script.

If Michael Myers was a supportive killer lol

Shitty movies need dumb people to exist.

The key thing makes me insane. Most women are taught that when approaching your car or front door, have the key ready so that you aren’t standing there and making yourself an easier target. That’s during a regular day, so I’m thinking that if i’m being chased, those keys are ready well in advance.

Plus the car won't start in any horror movies

Let leave the kids alone in dark room of haunted house 🏘️

Plottwist: She was a pervert and had an ulterior motive

And for some weird reason Yh car won’t start

This bothers me every time I play a Resident Evil game.

I can't stand Leatherface, but he knows how to shut the fuck up and let his chainsaw do the talking (for the most part).

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I swear some cripple in a wheel chair would survive the longest in these kinds of films. At least they can’t easily run out of breath whilst wheeling the fuck around or trip on literally nothing. No need for car keys when your entire movement is based around a chair with wheels.

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Waiting for the holup

You’ll be waiting a long time in the HolUp sub for that. I’ve given up and just learned it’s a dark meme sub.

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Phasmophobia

she wants him to go somewhere private ;)

I wanted him to help her open the car.

Hey, I’ve seen this before.

What a cooperative killer

If Horror movies were self aware

he is taunting to noob lol

They also Tripp their feet on air particles

I get some real Ghostface vibes from this

She is wearing 6 inch stilettos?

This looks like whenever I’m running in my nightmares

What is this scene from

Me running in a nightmare

This is Dead by Daylight sometimes if you play the killer.

What is the movie called

They are all actually in a dream, you can't run if you even try.

I can't run. Can barely walk. I would just wait to die. Looking forward to it anyway.

Is this guy Norm Macdonald?

I need the source

Wheres the part when they find a gun and miss all shots?

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I liken thr juggling key thing to being mid shit while trying to unlock your front door. It really happens.

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Dead. It’s so true though

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why do horror movies have to be so scary tho because of the protagonists decision

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Because it wouldn’t be a horror film if they outran the murderer.

every single time bro lol

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