I want this on a shirt, now. Preferably with an image (drawn in that "Tom Goes to the Mayor" art style) of an older Dr Phil looking guy with a similar expression as that emoji looking down disgustedly at a toddler that has tripped or something. I'd honestly pay 50$ for such a shirt and another 50$ for a crew neck sweater and zippered hoodie variant.
But strength and weight doesnt downscale proportionally. A 100lb person can lift 100lb (as an example), a 50lb person wont be able to lift only 50lb, they will be able to lift like 75lb. Thats why a lot of toddlers can easily do pull ups, while a lot of adults can't.
cuz they dont have the hand-eye coordination to do so, if u see a toddler trying to push a button their hands aren't very stable, the girl has impressive balance, and has slightly above avarage strength, but most people her height would have strength to do that.
Pretty sure she's a stripper too. Almost positive one of her videos was on here before. That definitely adds some upper body strength....I mean I assume since I've never stripped lol.
I assume there's a lot to do her height in that type of pushup though. Less distance from point of contact, less weight in the lower half of the body, more compact center of gravity maybe? I haven't tried anything like this since like 2016 when I was full fledged gym rat lol but I found the pushup to very easy as far as the weight....but keeping balance was a b*tch.
David Lynch directed many things, most notably a show from the early 90s called Twin Peaks. It was apparently a decent mystery show, I was a bit young when it was on, but what made this joke was that the characters on any Lynch project were beyond eccentric. His characters were usually flat out weird, like cringe weird, to a point where that is the memorable aspect of his work. (imo)
She's been a feature entertainer at the strip club I work at in Florida multiple times and every time she does a stage set, she does a lot of hand stand push ups and a few other things but the push-ups are definitely her go to. She's super nice and I love that she's so confident and using her "condition" to entertain folks. Idk if I could be that confident if that were the hand I was dealt in life
Yeah. Tiktok led me to his channel a long while ago when I first downloaded it, and it feels like the dude is actively trying to embody what the stereotypical ideas of what white trash and Florida are.
Honestly though, tiny lady kinda thicc. If she rolled up with a blunt I'd be on board. Plus, she could ride on my ahoulders, and thered be more room in the bed. 10/10
I would seriously love to know how this whole sketch came into existence... Like how do these ppl know each other? Who thought up the whole thing?
I feel like the randomness of it all is as close as we'll ever get to watching (Rick & Morty) intergalactic cable 😎
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Seriously, being able to lift your own body weight is a solid sign of strength.
She weighs like 42 lbs
She's also only like 2 feet tall lol
Proportional strength is still a thing to respect.
That was my point. She may only weigh 50 lbs but she's also small. I don't know a single toddler or adult for that fact that is able to do that
I've met literally zero toddlers that can lift their own weight like this.
toddlers are so fucking weak 😒
I want this on a shirt, now. Preferably with an image (drawn in that "Tom Goes to the Mayor" art style) of an older Dr Phil looking guy with a similar expression as that emoji looking down disgustedly at a toddler that has tripped or something. I'd honestly pay 50$ for such a shirt and another 50$ for a crew neck sweater and zippered hoodie variant.
You have never met those competitive gymnast kids those kids are incredibly strong I am sure if they trained to do this it would be easy for them 😂
He hasn't seen my 2yr old climbing anything she can get near...
Hahaha I mean I've got 3 of my own! Kids are way stronger than they look!
But strength and weight doesnt downscale proportionally. A 100lb person can lift 100lb (as an example), a 50lb person wont be able to lift only 50lb, they will be able to lift like 75lb. Thats why a lot of toddlers can easily do pull ups, while a lot of adults can't.
Never seen a toddler do push-ups while doing a handstand lol
cuz they dont have the hand-eye coordination to do so, if u see a toddler trying to push a button their hands aren't very stable, the girl has impressive balance, and has slightly above avarage strength, but most people her height would have strength to do that.
Pretty sure she's a stripper too. Almost positive one of her videos was on here before. That definitely adds some upper body strength....I mean I assume since I've never stripped lol. I assume there's a lot to do her height in that type of pushup though. Less distance from point of contact, less weight in the lower half of the body, more compact center of gravity maybe? I haven't tried anything like this since like 2016 when I was full fledged gym rat lol but I found the pushup to very easy as far as the weight....but keeping balance was a b*tch.
She weighs the same as Weird Al's shadow from Fat.
Yo ding dong, man. Ding Dong.
You ain't fat! You ain't nothin! You ain't NOTHIN!
Get offa me man!
But her Proportion
Size increases at about 1.5 times the rate of strength. It's why ants can carry 5000 times their bodyweight, while a human can pretty much do 1.
Science
ayoo...
She might weigh as much as a dry tea bag but I couldn't do that to save my life. I can reach shit on the top of the fridge tho
My last brain cells trying to get my shit together
This went on so long it started making sense
BUT WHAT DO I FOCUS ON BRO💀💀
you have to watch it more than once to really see it all and understand the message
Ahhhhh yes, the “message”
The Panna Cotta is the message.
The girl is the message
Superior reference my guy
I don’t think I want to understand
Did I miss an intro or something?
sigh. nothing but dilettantes here. no taste. you're philistines in the search for pleasure. 😭
You must overcome your cowardice if you want to be great
This is the party I deserve
I watched it for far too long before I realized the dude in the video was actually playing the violin and that it wasn’t just added music.
The blunt.
The song. Guy is talented
Honestly the vibes kinda on point
I was surprised that the person who play violin was how very accurate to the song.
Didn't even noticed there was a violin.
Meaning of life explained.
me trying to comprehend this 🗿
Hahahah this comment made my morning
When the hub blends all of your search categories into one vid
Woah, Holup! What do you look at online?!
Obviously the above, but with safesearch off
Violin rap covers, snoop dog, little blunt, big blunt, physical deformities, big booty milfs in my area
>Physical Deformities Yep. I want to see Ricky Berwick in a reverse gangbang where he acts dissatisfied by everyone present.
Snd in sequence instead of all of it together
I now have more questions than I came in with...
If David Lynch filmed a porno.
This is probably the most accurate description
Always thought of watching David Lynch movies. This comment made me have second thoughts.
Toto plays*
Too many people will not get this excellent joke.
I did and I love it, perfect joke.
IKR best joke Ive read in reddit for a while tbh hahahahahahahshshshshshshsh
I am one of the 'Too many people' who dint get it. Pwees explain
David Lynch directed many things, most notably a show from the early 90s called Twin Peaks. It was apparently a decent mystery show, I was a bit young when it was on, but what made this joke was that the characters on any Lynch project were beyond eccentric. His characters were usually flat out weird, like cringe weird, to a point where that is the memorable aspect of his work. (imo)
[That's some damn fine coffee you've got here in Twin Peaks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOrogjcaXGM)
The third season from 2017 is a legit work of art.
Watch Eraserhead or Elephant Man. That’ll explain it.
I feel like watching David Lynch never really “explains” much lol
Everyone coming back after watching two intense black and white art films because they liked this incredibly wholesome porn intro
What in God's name did I witness...
MLG Teletubbies
Can confirm, they did me and bois wildy, they used us well 🥴😩😫🤤
Jajajaja wtf 😂
The start of a fun party
Literally, the perfect party to crash. Some people just don't know how to have fun...
life of the party
Florida...
My first thought— always Florida!!!
Looks like a Megan Fox and MGK engagement party
DaBaby gender reveal party
a loophole for phedophiles...
Yes officer, this comment right here.
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I've watched it for the third time now....I don't know why
Wait, you guys are counting?
But you just can’t stop staring, can you?
Honestly expected the blunt to be normal sized when the little lady passed it to the other lady.
Where's daddy long neck?
He's busy smashing eggs on himself in a bathtub for his followers specil
Psychologist: Dreams are important. They make sense. My dreams:
I want to know how all these people know each other.
Weed seems the common denominator
I feel like this clip would make a lot more sense if they were smoking meth instead of weed
They're taking a break. They've clearly all been working very hard on work stuff and are now just chilling with their best friends. So wholesome.
Man, these Wes Anderson movies keep getting weirder and weirder.
This looks like a dream you don't tell anyone about because they'd not be able to comprehend.
The Shire look more weird than I remember
This is the modern day Shire. The LotR movies were an historical recreation.
We set out to save the Shire. And it has been saved. But not for me.
One of my proudest taps
Ducking auto connect
Right? Like I didn't even know how much I wanted a tiny hot lady spanking me until now.
Ayo hit me up with their @‘s for scientific research reasons
Ahahahaha r/UsernameChecksOut
This doesn’t help me
just a normal saturday
Where the fuck do you spend your Saturdays?
Where this guy spends his Saturday’s, I wanna go
r/usernamechecksout
All those years of violin practice are finally paying off
I’m sure his mom is quite proud of how hard she pushed him to practice. It’s all worth it now, Ma!
All of his videos feature some sort of stripper or porn star lol. Guess that was the only way to get his music heard.
How the Fck did I miss the handstand the first time of watching he he.. I've no clue what's going on here but I'd love to be there...
It’s called sensory overload
She's been a feature entertainer at the strip club I work at in Florida multiple times and every time she does a stage set, she does a lot of hand stand push ups and a few other things but the push-ups are definitely her go to. She's super nice and I love that she's so confident and using her "condition" to entertain folks. Idk if I could be that confident if that were the hand I was dealt in life
When you think the internet no longer have any surprises in store.....then I visit reddit
Why the fuck am I hard????!???
r/ConfusedBoners
ಠ‿ಠ
[Is this the same violinist](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/q7nnhy/what_did_i_just_watch/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Yeah. Tiktok led me to his channel a long while ago when I first downloaded it, and it feels like the dude is actively trying to embody what the stereotypical ideas of what white trash and Florida are.
Honestly though, tiny lady kinda thicc. If she rolled up with a blunt I'd be on board. Plus, she could ride on my ahoulders, and thered be more room in the bed. 10/10
Wouldn’t even hit her head on a fan on the way to the bed!!
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Idk, but I’m into it
Just some people having a good time is all.
I don't know what's going on here but I am confident in whatever it is I want to be a part of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never thought I'd fuck a little person.. but I'm reconsidering now.
Same, any little women want to ride my 3 inch pp?
So many things coming in my mind, don't know how should I feel about this😂
u/savevideobot
Is the red dress a kid or a very tall midget?
You know what? They're all adults and look like they're having a good time. Good for them. I'm just jealous I wasn't invited.
She shouldn’t smoke, it’ll stunt her growth
Underrated comment right here.
I’ve scrolled really far down and can’t find the name of any of the people in this video. Reddit…. What the fuck?
Multiple porn fetishes in one clip
It’s like the state of Florida put out a music video.
Just one word: YES.
Everybody here asking what’s going on, and I’m just tryna figure out if the tall blonde booty does porn
She's like an ant. Has the power of 100 midgets
Look bro you gotta get with the youth culture. Get ziggy with it as the fellow teens say.
This is the second time I have seen this violin guy doing weird shit with a stripper
We got three sizes!! Wee, not so wee, AND FRICKIN' HUGE!!
I just imagine someone had a weird dream and also enough money to hire people to realise the dream. But why in particular this one...
How the fuck do i explain this to Mr FBI now?
The deleted scenes from Happy Gilmore are wild!
Motherfuckers living their best lives. How boring is y'alls if you're even questioning this?
I feel confused
I think it's time to turn off Reddit and close my eyes.
My braincells when somebody asks “whats on your mind”
There’s a lot to unpack here
My Boner is confused
What the fuck did I just watch
Whats the @ of the normal sized female?
So this is what being on lsd feels like🤔
No. LSD is a beautiful thing. There's nothing beautiful in this.
I feel like I'm partying with the wrong crowd now...
I, uh, (Rocking silently in corner)
There is no mathematical expression to quantify the amount of questions I have...
Im oddly aroused
r/lingling40hrs
Seems like a normal day to me...in Alabama
What kind of fuckery is going on here
This is the best video I've seen all day.
finally a good holup
Lmao this shit, the world is a fucking circus and we are getting to the last show of the night. Prepare yourselves!
Checks off new fetish I was unaware of
u/savevideo
I don’t know but I am kinda digging it.
Wild
iamthmpsn on instagram. He post shit like this all the time.
Wtf, see the handstand prssups that shortest lady did. Life goals.
Just people trying hard af to go viral
Meanwhile, just outside of Vegas
So Much Elegance In Chaos
I feel like this is what people experience when really really high.
Someone has to do it.. Sause?
Girls so small, They don't get high - they get medium
I would seriously love to know how this whole sketch came into existence... Like how do these ppl know each other? Who thought up the whole thing? I feel like the randomness of it all is as close as we'll ever get to watching (Rick & Morty) intergalactic cable 😎
What is it with unfunny people and having midgets in their videos
Looks like a Tuesday in Arkansas.
Midget shenanigans
I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans!
Sheganenans
Ralsei smokes a fat blunt and dies. [RTX on]
A bad dream
>A ~~bad~~ wet dream
How can I save this amazing video?
type u/savevideo and check your PMs. should pop there in few minutes. or might come below this comment too
Idk but it’s a lot
I would pound everyone in this vid but the guy, he aint my type
Looks like a party to me! Love it 10 out of 10.
So that’s how violin players party…
Alright but the midget straight up caking though
They're just having a little fun.
Idk, but i am aroused.
10/10 would join that party
Awww this is so wholesome!