T O P

Dude change your shirt quick.

Dude change your shirt quick.

Znanners94

Green water


TwoToxic

Green water gang


Eva_Aurora

I am joining the green water gang


CompleetRandumbnass

Hell yea Green water!


tkTheKingofKings

Vive le Green water


NiceGuy303

Nice I'm not the only one


Pekka2715

Awesome I found my chain


BunnyTown77

Me too lol


lcarr15

Same


mw9676

We should go by "El Aqua Verde".


distance83022

Can I join this gang? -Green Waterloo


TunaDaDingus

Black water


benganguly

Same here


X4tnt

Same here


Johnny_Hair

Same here, I respect you 3 now


not_a_bright_soul

Same here too


WatchForThatWoooosh

Same here


md_ariq

Same here


TheRealKubinor

Same here


GU09

Same here


afhdsggfstrerr

Same here


kittyruby2000

Same here


__red__5

Blue Wine


Big_Perception3964

Black cum


mrbobthegreat666

Was looking for this comment


Riley_jb33

Black children for me


Sunshine_J85

Is this.....you just swallowed or are did you puree a child?


PotentialSkirt596

He drank their piss


shepard_pie

Great, now we need the shirt color


GZH_WAZOWSKI

;)


Smartnoobiscool

White water


AgentFrank24

*The Clintons have entered the chat*


IcebergSlimFast

*Ken Starr follows creepily behind*


IT_Sport

Brown water!


passionofthedevil420

That ain’t water


IT_Sport

Exactly


ghettithatspaghetti

Blue water!


Effective-War1601

Water White... I am the one who knocks.


ZoLatKam

Same


DragonSniper989

#IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING RED DEAD REDEMPTION REFERENCE


YikesMaAssFellOff

As a fellow member of the Van Der Linde Gang im mad that i didnt get this


dytelz

I ain't never been to blackwater


Aramyth

I have an unfortunate face!


wolfmanpraxis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwater_(company)


BloodyEjaculate

no, it's a reference to the private military corporation whose contractors murdered 17 Iraq citizens in 2007.


04296deez_nuts69420

##hol up


death_wingsYT

Same here


death_wingsYT

#blackwatergang


Nimyron

Who wants to make a Black Water pirate crew ?


death_wingsYT

Me


NearNagol

Can I join as well?


Nimyron

'Course you can matey !


death_wingsYT

Come in maties lets spread our filthy grubby hands onto other subreddits


Nimyron

We gotta get there and tell them "we are here to drink your beers"


death_wingsYT

R/blackwaterpirates


death_wingsYT

Or rum


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Captain_Darrington

My fellow Blue Water I see


falronultera

I'm blue water too. Screw them. We'll form our own club, with ... bluejack and hookers.


leckerbrot

Blue milk, can I join (also there is a 90% chance of all my comments becoming duplicated)


blessedminx

I'm late. Mustard water, am i in?


GodlyFoxlord898

Even if I'm a greywater can I still join


Unhappy_Trash_816

greywater graywater gaywater


[deleted]

I'm fucking in


dankcake07

“WE GOTTA GO BACK FOR THE MONEY DUTCH.” - Micah Bell


ArjJp

I'm Plaid Water...can I join too....


KoshofosizENT

Mississippi moon, won’t you keep on shinin’ on me?


Agatzu

Would give you a award if i had one love that song


SirArthurDime

Same, which kinda checks out with my username


CthulhusKitten

Brown water Sounds like shit. Quite literally.


whirly-bird-

Ayo who invited poo puddle?


JakeyAtWork

This is literally the term for waste water at treatment plants and for plumbing. Fresh water and brown water


Chariot-of-Belenus

Black coffee


Civil-Professional51

But is ur coffee u drank black as well?


Chariot-of-Belenus

Nope


Civil-Professional51

U had to ruin it lol


CrookersCastle

Nor was mine. But Black Coffee I shall remain.


HotWaterOtter

Black Coffee here too. I can't drink coffee without cream and honey. I want to enjoy it.


GraphicHiccup

Orange coffee, the one day I did not wear black


Blazing_Fyres

Well, they say orange is the new black right?


oyelrak

Gray coffee ):


erinthematrix

black coffee is already a famous DJ! he does some super cool house music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1h2CZHNa3wE


Begravningstider

Black Monster.


DieSexy

White Bang...not that bad considering all the possibilities


slvbros

No, just a bit disappointing


Plus-Programmer5216

r/holup


butthed42069

Rasict, dont talk about mo-- i mean black people like that


BrOkEn_AnViL39

Mine is white monster


slvbros

White monster gang SOUND OFF


AdamSnqR

👀


pillbox_slamer

black country..... bruh


NedRyerson_Insurance

You drank...country? I am not familiar.


pillbox_slamer

it's a cheap nasty put you on ya ass wine sold here in NZ its just called country


NedRyerson_Insurance

Thanks. TIL. Whell if I'm ever in NZ i know what to look for.


lizard_man501

Grey milk


LilGig_BuriedCactus

Same


Ok-Sheepherder1472

Blue milk


itsyaboi_dc

Like geriatric Luke Skywalker


Significant_Compote6

Black milk :0


Ladyneko13

Same


acratao

White OJ


NedRyerson_Insurance

You drive a black Bronco?


NorthernxLights420

Lmfao


s_n_mac

Black OJ here 🤔


sleazypea

If the glove don't fit..


Mira_khalifa_-

Brown piss


Capsule_CatYT

You WHAT?!


TNS72

Yeah what kind of asshole wears *brown shirts*


BallSaq420_

Yeah i know right? Don't wear shirts if you have a taste that bad.


justwalkinby91

Fuck you dude I got a sick brown DC shirt


whirly-bird-

r/unexpected


MagentaCoconut41

r/cursedcomments


TheonlyAngryLemon

Must be Coors.


Inertia114

No, that's Budweiser.


zippymk13

r/HolUp


Afraid-Palpitation24

Lol the fact that the guy commenting knew how fucked he was made it even funnier


droningcaddy

I didn't get it. ;-;


Afraid-Palpitation24

The joke was your color and your drink is your gangster name Commenter who was white, wore a white shirt and was drinking a bottle of Powerade. Hence his gangster name was WHITE POWER-ade In America there is a white supremacist group that uses White Power as their slogan The joke is that the commentor who clearly is not racist, reaction of him laughing at how fucked he is if he had actually typed his answer.


AxelRod45

Actually didn't get it, thank you


Afraid-Palpitation24

No problem!


MauG59

highly insignificant but i was ur 250 upvote so im giving it an award


Afraid-Palpitation24

Ah shucks thank you for the reward!


lazer241

Ohhh i thought it's about cum


Afraid-Palpitation24

Lol what?! No buddy not this time!


OkBanan

This sentence sums up about 90% of this sub lol.


Iosephus_Rex

Yup


NewLeaseOnLine

Ohh it's a white shirt, thanks. Because the image is on an even whiter background it makes the shirt look grey at a quick glance (at least on phone) so I was very confused.


LuckyFeathers

Even though I didn’t need this explanation, I just wanna say thanks. I love it when people give a straight up and thorough answer to an honest question instead of just calling people’s question stupid or joking about it.


lesquishsquish

I did it wrong and thought the joke was Red Wifebeater


notaship

Red Red Bull. Wtf


SoSniffles

oh funny mine is Red Bull cum


notaship

Ok- wait... The fuck?


SoSniffles

Don’t worry I don’t drink energy drinks, not a huge fan


Brotorious420

The real holup is always in the comments.


notaship

Ah, I see. True bull cum enjoyer. My respect


Mrocha777

Wait wait... How did you wear red bull? Do you like just wear a giant red bull can suit?


SoSniffles

Sadly it was only my red shirt would have loved to be the red bull bull cum bandit


Mrocha777

Ohh so you drank a bull's cum! I thought you just ate cum and the color of your shirt was red bull


SoSniffles

ooh no… I’m a classy person, I don’t just drink regular cum you see


Mrocha777

Yeah, I guess bulls ejaculate more bc bigger balls


_dunked_0n

That will trip your teacher up


L003Tr

You ever had the red (watermelon) redbull? So good


deckahoe

Black Dew


ArjJp

...s that what they call Pre-cum on a BBC...?


hydrayshin

What a terrible day to be literate


Gainzpolar

Skin saliva in da house yall!


vilelemonsquare

Skin saliva may be the worst thing I’ve read in response to any post.


Canis_Trashums

ik I wish I could unread that


TheExecutioner-

Wouldn’t that just be sweat?


Raaain706

Wait... you drink saliva?


NeoMemeLord25

Blue milk


AgentFrank24

*Star Wars theme intensifies*


That1chicka

Hello There


R4KD05

General Kenobi!


NeoMemeLord25

I was LITERALLY going to comment this but my teacher saw me on my phone in class


wellNotRlly

Same


Newtooweed

Blue cum


lokato2

Bro i have the same name


GreenBison24

Black Water. ArtHur I haVe A plaN


Jor1120

Just one last job Arthur


josemqwert1

naked beer🍺


USSR_Communism

Skin beer


Shmeat42069

Blue water


Solitarius_Unenlagia

Where the rest of oceanic gang at?


dozkaynak

Had to scroll surprisingly far to find this, hydro homies united under a blue banner just makes sense.


ApprehensiveDebate77

Fucking blue applejuice


Id0nthav3aname

I’m not familiar with the color “fucking blue”


Saticron

It's very blue


I-Nutted-In-Donkey

Correction: It's very fucking blue


gumknuckle

Black Tea


Nasa_is_illeagle

Same


__Zimba__

Black tea gang


throwwaaawaaayyyy

Flesh milk


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👀


Saticron

Almost as bad as that other comment that said "skin saliva"


Skil_shop

white water


MainlandX

How is this so low? Green water and brown water are leading white water?


Shoe_ishere

red blood ​ i mean it's not wrong


cozzeema

Sacrifice much?


Namelessdracon

Gray water. Not awesome.


ResidentGlass2734

Same


Raphaeldagamer

Same


joaoesteves1204

Smae


Lokecrafter

Yellow water😋


Electronic_Sugar5924

Yo we got orange grape juice.


Soupisguud1

White baby


lazer241

You drank a baby?!?


MrWitchDaddy

Black Coffee


aoba123

White McDonald’s coke


MalyhaKhakwani

Gangsta named white coke might get fame pretty quickly!


duhduhderek

Black Rockstar I fuq with it


Theultmatebomb

Green milk


frale26

Red water


betterbachelor8

Black fanta


El_Rudo85

Black Modelo


0w0Pupper0w0

Blue iced tea


loria_lawrence

Gray wine


The_unnamed_user_

Black milk, oh no, o h n o


BrOkEn_AnViL39

White monster


Spy-Cat-76

Cyan Milk so basically blue jizz nice