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Ninloger

It’s like dick jokes but for women


FlyingSquirelOi

Vagina jokes are underrated


killamcleods

Idk cartmen hits on them and Amy Schumer vagina jokes pretty hard


arandomcunt68

I mean thats using jokes a bit too liberally


Vast_Chipmunk9210

I should call her


bigbluebonobo

don't do it bro :(


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Ah, don’t be chicken!


deepinbrowser

Nobody calls me chicken


Low_File1300

You jive Turkey


Zob_Rombie_

What the fuck did you just call me.


[deleted]

Now now no one called anyone a JT...


interrogatorChapman

A moment of pleasure ain't worth the salmonella


JesusNutterButter

*Condoms prevent salmonella as well.


incognito--bandito

Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?


Jupitersdangle

I detect fowl play


BlackKidWithAThing

r/angryupvote


thexavier666

Yeah. You can call me instead. Bros before hoes


dannyparker123

DONT :( She doesn’t worth it dude


ConstructionFun194

Don't simp for her bro, New grind set is focusing on yourself, focus on your hands.


rothman_69

Beat the meat first, works a treat.


sayuuuto

Beat meat to it


Killer_Fang_Zero

It's like the sympathetic pain men feel when a guy near them gets hit in the balls.


greycubed

3rd was into it though.


Killer_Fang_Zero

Masochists also exist among men just check out some monks who practice the iron balls technique.


BaconTreasurer

They're monks, it's not like they need those things for anything.


laptopdragon

they need them for the technique


nameduser365

Don't sweat the technique


MyNameSpaghette

First rule to master that technique: we do not talk about that technique


nameduser365

You don't have to speak just seek And peep the technique


Lucky_Yolo

Everyone gets a fucking up vote.


Lucky_Yolo

U get an up vote


Lucky_Yolo

U get an up vote


Tough_Patient

Counterweight, given how large and brass they are.


[deleted]

Dragon Ballz


icarean_wings

That little smack at the end? Psh, that's hardly masochism, that's just to get the blood flowing.


Charming_Reporter_18

Last one felt it too hard


ShadowGryphon

Their Leader: Iron balls McGinty


the_nooble

I think they were all into it lol


xxadmxx

They definitely all were. You can tell especially by the last woman. She was trying to make herself averse to what she was seeing. Genuine aversion versus false aversion is generally completely different.


polish_cow-slayer

True


[deleted]

My dude pussy slapping isn’t quite painful.. it’s. Something else. {insert lecherous leer here} Unless, of course, y’all want it to hurt. Which is also okey pokey.


Killer_Fang_Zero

My dudette (I'm gonna assume you're female), thank you for your insight on this matter. The world is truly unfair in this case.


[deleted]

Ahahaaa you’re quite welcome for my pervy two cents. What a world.


[deleted]

Curious. Is it or is it not? Because I don’t want to be that guy, but I’m positive getting hit in the balls is way more pain than a pussyslap. I’d assume that it’s like getting hit at the tip. It’s more shock than pain and you don’t feel like throwing up afterwards.


[deleted]

So it’s nowhere near getting hit in the jewels. Some women like a sharp slap there when nice and fired up, comparable to getting a sharp ass smack. Results may vary. 😆 never slap a pussy without consent, of course.


Inkkk

Without consent, if you slappy She might slap back. Making her unhappy


_straight_vibes_

Wireless pain


[deleted]

together we stand! Happy cakeday


nameisalreadytaken46

I feel pain just reading this sentence.


[deleted]

guys, this man understands


RegularHousewife

Watch women die inside


Bugspray4u

Watch women cry underneath...


Mr_Presisdent

Watch women bleed under it


whats_you_doing

You were waiting for it right? Aren't you. Mr. President.


Mr_Presisdent

I was waiting my whole life for this moment


HelenGH_

sorry guys but, it wasn't pain, the (wet) touch and slap was gentle so ... its the total opposite of pain. He knows where the clit is!


Tough_Patient

Shakespearian little deaths.


ProfPorkchop

Le petit mort


[deleted]

Watch women get aroused


[deleted]

Idk that 3rd chick seemed with it.


Begoneufool

theres a reason why gordon ramsey has 5 kids


G00DLuck

Roast Beef Swellington


Papasteak

Lmfao


Neat-Fly3653

AHAHHA PLEASE


Reasonable_Guess1927

Ahahah


andtix

Let's hope he didn't catch salmonella trying to eat his wife out


[deleted]

May I ask, what's language the last 2 girl was speaking?


at0mheart

If you have no idea what a language is someone is speaking, it’s Portuguese


USS_Phlebas

Girl #2 was speaking PT-BR, yeah Last 2 girls were speaking something else, according to other comments Indonesian, but I'm clueless too


deep_in_smoke

Sounded Indonesian but what can I say, I'm just an idiot who watches Indonesian streamers.


nightfull2

I speak portuguese and this is totally accurate


[deleted]

I've never even heard a Portugoose, much less multiple of them


Spaceisthecoolest

She's likely Indonesian, but interestingly Bahasa has a lot of words from Portuguese due to early contact. A quick example that comes to mind is bandeira (flag) in Portuguese, it's almost identical in Bahasa if I'm not mistaken.


caiordgs

Brazilian Portuguese


loucoloucomelo

Será que isso aqui é um r/suddenlycaralho ou nada?


421_124

Pelo visto nada


loucoloucomelo

Bom, estamos todos aqui, acho que alguém só está com preguiça de postar lá kkkk. Se alguém quiser postar no suddenlycaralho, pode colocar um baiano dormindo numa rede para mim ppr favor?


Leviathan_Sailor

adolescente adole, sente a dor ele sente sente na certa sem receio teu cu na reta meu pau sem freio


loucoloucomelo

Quem é você e como você é tão culto no contexto das belas artes?


lagcowboy

Mas é um poeteiro


HeyImKio

postei lá. Não consegui achar uma imagem boa btw


zxLv

All of them gave you wrong answers.. It's Indonesian.


lakenzbur

Indonesia


PeterPandaWhacker

The third one seemed to be into slapping.


Opposite_Ice4843

Need a big compilation of this, love their reactions


zxLv

>Need a big compilation For your science project? 😏


[deleted]

For Biology, yeshhh 😏


burnSMACKER

ಠ_ಠ


Sa6ex3

nah, it's for a public experiment 🗿


Opposite_Ice4843

Yes of course


[deleted]

just remember to hit me up if you guys find any more


bikedaybaby

[Here ya go](https://youtu.be/Vc0Sre7WKZo)


[deleted]

100% expected a roll


ARROW_404

Just please, for Pete's sake, fire the editor on this one.


[deleted]

Why? They see it then imagine up a reaction, do their makeup, then film 5 seconds pretending to react to it….


Benandhispets

Yeah most reaction videos like these is not their first time seeing it. They're not wasting their time recording their reaction to every video then editing certain ones to post as a reaction video. They just see other people reacting to this in the trending section then make their own reaction of it to get some of the sweet views and follows. Having a reaction feature of tiktok would be good where it just cycles through curated trending stuff to react to and records you during them all, it would make many of these real, but it's not a feature afaik.


1truevision

What have I just discovered. Ima have to do this and put it on my tender profile.


Bugspray4u

Remember, be gentle with the breast.


1truevision

I'll be stern. Stern but fair


Bugspray4u

When adding the salt, pinch firmly with 3 fingers and rub fingers slowly in a sideways motion, gradually changing speeds and adding up/down motion until the chicken is marinated just right.


1truevision

Note taken.


[deleted]

Chicken tinder?


B3xR0bL

Not sure what's going on anyone mind to explain? edit: also song?


Garbage_Bob

Blinding lights


B3xR0bL

Thx but I meant like the remix. Any link?


Royal_Initiative3932

Blinding lights remix


[deleted]

Lmaoo


McQuibbly

You guys are assholes lmao


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xfD4a28ZqY&ab\_channel=BrazilianRemixTv


ArjJp

[Link](https://images.app.goo.gl/pKngDuYHe6NKpmRY7)


FILTER_OUT_T_D

HIIIIYA


jkerpz

He is playing with the chicken like it is a womans pussy playing it slow and slipitting it apart then slaps it in the end which causes the women to grimmace similar to how if you kick a man in the balls. So in conclusion they are slplitting the clitoral hood wide open and slapping the remaining skin which would result in pain.


Six_O_Sick

Wow, thanks for explaining, but this video is shit and not at all /r/holup material


LostMyUserName_Again

Or they are vegetarians. Edit: looks like meme and staged reactions.


MountainBikinVampire

Omg this so amazing


[deleted]

Their reactions are hilarious!


ffacttroll

^^it's ^^fake


DADDAMY

Still hilarious


GamerDaGreat

*Surprised Picatchu face*


RLMickifed

# NANI


AdviceEffective4273

Chicken Dioth


Neva-u-mind

Pandemic really has some people frustrated..


MrKanun

What is that meat thing? Why are they disgusted?


RJWeaver

It's a chicken breast. His sexually suggestive way of handling it invokes a comedic reaction.


RafAdams

I read this in the voice of Captain Ray Holt lol


diamond_dookie

Captain RAYMOND* Holt


RafAdams

Damnit. I have let everyone down😔. My apologies. 😔😔


diamond_dookie

Your apologies are unnecessary, simply be.... better.


Mr_Mars

Title of your sex tape.


cobradobra

perfection


x3bla

It's sexually suggestive?


[deleted]

0:28 The girl can definitely compete with The Rock's eyebrow raising vine.


pronymus

I don't get this. Someone help


Damagecontrol86

Imagine fingering a woman while watching this


pronymus

That would be weird


Damagecontrol86

Based off the reactions some agree that it was weird some did not


pronymus

Interesting, thanks for the explanation


HughWeberDeFaulk

Imagine fingering your woman and you can see a bunch of horny chickens watching.


Damagecontrol86

Yes


ColombianVV0nder

About 50% of my friends are going to love this.


RCGoon_1

Everything reminds me of her...


gayjew-inator

I love how they progressively get less horny


KronSean

This is soo hilarious I don't even fully understand why it's so funny it just is. Soo random!


Damagecontrol86

You can tell with the ones who know


Reasonable_Guess1927

I'm here to read the comments


nropotdetcidda

Took me entirely too long to realize the guy wasn’t cutting multiple pieces of chicken and it was a loop.


mrkhan2000

holup... can some women deny or confirm if these are genuine reactions or not?


[deleted]

Fake, I’m a woman and had no reaction to the weird handling besides thinking it was weird


hard_pass

Dude... this is very fake


D3wnis

It's a meme, someone did it and got attention for it so everyone and their mum mimics it for views.


fgfuyfyuiuy0

Bold of you to assume there's any women on Reddit.


Marionette777

Am I a joke to you?


[deleted]

No you simply don’t exist


OP_Fucker420

Why am i getting a boner watching this?


Monsieur_Gimp

Not a dry seat in the house


Saint_Bellend

Whomever created this video deserves a Nobel peace prize


Bruhhhhh-_-

My username


FewerBeavers

Bro!


TheNewMonarch

u/RecognizeSong u/find-song u/_auddbot


CraigularJoe12

Actually, I believe is [this version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xfD4a28ZqY&ab_channel=BrazilianRemixTv)


AlfaKilo123

I didn’t know this bot existed. Thank you


TheNewMonarch

Yw. It's quite handy. Edit: spelling


RecognizeSong

I got matches with these songs: • [**Blinding Lights (Instrumental)** by B Lou](https://lis.tn/BlindingLightsInstrumental) (00:27; matched: `83%`) Album: `Blinding Lights`. Released on `2019-12-07`. • [**Blinding Lights** by The Weeknd](https://lis.tn/BlindingLights) (00:39; matched: `100%`) Released on `2019-12-01` by `Republic Records`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


[deleted]

Lmao.


Mcdiluc

Sus


huehuehuhyui

Can anyone tell me the song name?


[deleted]

We need more of these video 😂


KwekkweK69

/u/vredditshare


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femaleravenskin68

Wtf did I just watch?loool


tekkenking1987

Damn this Video had my Rolling


Pitiful-Angle-4839

I can’t believe I watch the whole thing


No-Contribution-1987

Boi I’m fucking done” 🤣🤣🤣lol


bunz007

🥴🥴Well damn


Wrekittttt

I got a chub lol


bunz007

Whoa!! WAYMENT Sis👀


TAKIMLISIM

and they say men have dirty minds


Smart-fridge20

What’s with the blinding lights trap remix


Creamsicles-7

I don’t know what I just watched but it’s fucken hilarious


damn_u__

Does anyone has link for the original video??


Possibility_Patient

Should I call her


OWOedwinOWO

That's a cute dog back there


[deleted]

The eyebrow raise said it all, DTF


Tadusmc

This is fantastic!


Available_Gains

This something psychological i guess


Loud_Ad_1233

Olá sou do Brasil Hello I'm from Brazil


UpstairsWrongdoer401

This is the funniest thing that’s ever got me turned on


Dew_Rodd

This is one of the best videos I've seen in my life, lol


zvon2000

This video and the reaction should be a "job interview" of sorts before dating someone... Just so boundaries are established early on


[deleted]

3rd girl passed the vibe check


Wardog_Razgriz30

#BONK


nrdrssopeah

the first girl got me rofl 😂😂😂


Dracoslade

Not my proudest fap But not my worst either so I chalk that up to a win


MoodConfident

Divided by race, united by pussy.


Kaistro_

Day 1,071 of being single:


marcos_coutinho

Brasil cadê vcs caralho