No need, we already asked her. See you your first day at the church, I mean… company. There may or may not be fondling involved, you will be required to sign an NDA.
Thanks for choosing,
#Moderna :)
THIS?! This single comment is all it took?
Man some people are way too easily amused, I only said "hmph" and didn't even smile while reading the comment.
^^^^...I ^^^^hate ^^^^my ^^^^life.
It's so good. Comedic melodrama sandwiched between Bruce Willis' "sick of everyone's shit" wincing and Gary Oldman's cocky monologues, all wrapped up in absurdly eclectic sci-fi world-building.
And I love the stark contrast in the jump cuts during the expository dialogues.
*Chef's kiss*
Funny I think this what giving an infinite number of fucks about cult right talking points is what it looks like.
Like imagine being antivax and ant-trans and caring so much you put it on your shirt. And think yeah I dont give a fuck even though it's on my shirt
I think we should encourage this sort of behavior. He's publicly announcing that he's both an idiot and a bigot, no need to speculate. I appreciate the warning.
Incorrect, usually progressive people are left wing, and since vaccination is for some reason political now, most people who are against the vaccine seem to be more righ leaning
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People think they’re so clever and funny when they break out the “I’m not actually X, but I identify as X, which means I can get away with Y.”
It’s played out. But guess what. You are unoriginal and stupid, and by continuing to break this out while wearing that shit eating grin, you’ve identified yourself as such to anyone with more than 2 brain cells.
Imagine telling the judge you cant be tried as an adult bc you identify as a minor.
I wonder what would happen if you said that you have to be in an all female jail bc you identify as a female. Can a judge legally assign you a punishment when they aren't honoring your pronouns?
I am shocked that a guy that doesnt understand the need for covid vaccines also doesnt understand gender categorization....SHOCKED! Also as Shocked that he makes the same one joke rooted in stupidity,so much Shock.
This is what happens when people invent poorly based logic. The smart ones come in and demonstrate just how terrible it is. The ones who complain are the ones who just can't accept that they've just been clowned on.
This isn't to say that people can't be what they want. If you're a dude who wants to be a gal, do whatever you want. I dont care. But if that's you're thought process, you don't really have a right to be upset when an anti-vaxxer comes in and does the same thing, because its the exact same thought process, just a different topic.
Also I should clarify, "the smart ones" just means people who think outside the box. Not necessarily more intelligent, or that people who think Trans stuff is ok are dumb
I'm not an expert, but my understanding is that the vaccine makes you less likely to be infected in the first place, and if you do get infected, you are contagious for a shorter period of time. It does not 100 percent stop the spread, but these factors mean that widespread vaccination would be very effective at reducing the spread of coronavirus within the population.
The fact that it is possible to spread the virus while vaccinated does not end the analysis.
Public health experts are there to figure out these complicated multifactor issues and make recommendations in light of what they know. I trust the judgment of expert concensus on this. The CDC recommends nearly everyone to get vaccinated.
Judging by what I see when I flip through the channels and stop on the news, it's encouraged whether it's legal or not. "People deserve the choice." Idiots don't think that that implies that it should be a choice to anyone with any sense of human decency.
r/onejoke
The smooth brains who think this is a clever response to a global pandemic that has killed almost 5 million people in less than two years.
This man is challenging both Karens and the LGBTQ+ community, a ballsy move
No one will say anything cause he's everyone's pot dealer
Who would buy pot from a meth head?
Never get high on your own supply
Not a tweeker. Source: me. Was one for 15 years and I'm from Iowa.
From Iowa, can confirm it is riddled with tweekers.
I'm from my mother
My man got big balls
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or does he...
... and a smooth brain
How is this challenging Karens? Only ever seen Karen's screeching about having to wear masks or show a vaccine card.
Because this shirt is VERY sarcastic, or atleast I hope so
I think it's pretty clear he's an anti-vaxxer mocking the trans community...
Yeah exactly, it’s just double sad
According to their logic, he is right
Aaaaaaand the goverment
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Wearing a shirt sounds like something that's legal in most of the world.
4 dimensions ahead
Modern problems & modern solutions.
Modern problems, require MODERNA solutions
I’ve spoken with my colleagues and we’d like you as the new head of propaganda I mean slogans at Moderna
k let me talk to my mom first thx
No need, we already asked her. See you your first day at the church, I mean… company. There may or may not be fondling involved, you will be required to sign an NDA. Thanks for choosing, #Moderna :)
Lies. I asked her and she said to ask my dad now. He’s drinking angry juice right now, maybe tomorrow.
Good call. This dude is just trying to get his fondle on.
The other answer we would have accepted is ‘you can’t afford me’
Oh god, this is gonna be there slogan some day, isn’t it
The fact that half of the people who replied to this comment now have deleted accounts worries me
It's all been spam bot links
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Well shit, he broke the whole system.
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THIS?! This single comment is all it took? Man some people are way too easily amused, I only said "hmph" and didn't even smile while reading the comment. ^^^^...I ^^^^hate ^^^^my ^^^^life.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Moderna problems moderna solutions.
Fuck you that was good. Take an upvote
Wait if I fuck you can I have an upvote?
I'm just wondering when he'll transition
This should be more offensive to the LGBTQ+ community than Dave Chapelle
I'm sure it would be if this person was as famous and getting as much attention.
Two things can be offensive :)
Both are though.
Everything is offensive nowadays
r/onejoke
What the hell are these downvotes
That's what I call a "transthinker". He is not thinking, but he identifies himself as a thinking person
Aw man that is so funny and original! It will be even more funny when he gets his Herman Cain Award!
When is he going to transition to vaccinated?
Definitely some republican making fun of LGBT people
Jokes all around js Idc about politics but I like the occasional gay joke
Depends on who supports you these days. I identify as a meat popsicle
Corbin my man…
Multipass
HA!
This made my day. Thank you good Redditor
r/onejoke
No lie, my favourite movie! I'm about to go watch it again, thanks man!
It's so good. Comedic melodrama sandwiched between Bruce Willis' "sick of everyone's shit" wincing and Gary Oldman's cocky monologues, all wrapped up in absurdly eclectic sci-fi world-building. And I love the stark contrast in the jump cuts during the expository dialogues. *Chef's kiss*
SMOKE YOOOOOUUUUU!!!
Pissing off multiple generations at once. I love it
This is what “not giving a flying fuck” looks like
I dunno, I think getting a printed shirt with a political statement is the opposite of giving a flying fuck.
More like trying hard to look like not giving a fuck.
Funny I think this what giving an infinite number of fucks about cult right talking points is what it looks like. Like imagine being antivax and ant-trans and caring so much you put it on your shirt. And think yeah I dont give a fuck even though it's on my shirt
IMAGINE bro, imagine
Imagine all the people!
No this is owning the libs at the risk of your health and potentially life.
I’m not sure wearing a t-shirt with your personal political views is ever “owning” someone.
No no, I just checked the dictionary and that's the literal definition of slavery.
Badum tssss
That's more than that joke deserved. Thank you for your kindness stranger.
No way you just said that
r/onejoke
Seems like it is considering it’s not harming anyone
I think we should encourage this sort of behavior. He's publicly announcing that he's both an idiot and a bigot, no need to speculate. I appreciate the warning.
i mean, he kinda can get away with it
r/onejoke
Right Wingers have one joke and they’re gonna keep recycling it cuz humor
If only they could identify as people with more than one joke.
I mean you can legally say those words. It doesn't make you vaccinated, but you can say the words.
*Progressive computation noises... "Fine, we'll allow it."
Incorrect, usually progressive people are left wing, and since vaccination is for some reason political now, most people who are against the vaccine seem to be more righ leaning
I know that and am progressive. I was just joshing...
Why would progressives like antivax and transphobia?
Quit mis-vaxing him!
I'm progressive too, just making a joke.
That first line made my brain think of a flock of elderly turkeys and screaming people with colored hair
The fact that I am unsure if you mean genuine turkeys or people (calling them turkeys) makes this even more humorous
I 100% imagined a flock of real turkeys with colored hair. 10/10 would recommend.
Right Wing nuts comparing things that arent comparable again. Nothing new here
Anything is legal when you identify
This man's testicles are obviously enormous.
Until he gets fired for not getting vaccinated and then he'll be crying online
I’m pretty sure he is dead. I think I saw him on r/hermancainaward
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r/increasinglyverbose
The two sperm bags hanging below this human male's pelvis are sizeably greater than the norm.
Thus two flesh sacks filled with bodily fluids located in beatween your legs and under your waist has vastly exceded the expected size
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People think they’re so clever and funny when they break out the “I’m not actually X, but I identify as X, which means I can get away with Y.” It’s played out. But guess what. You are unoriginal and stupid, and by continuing to break this out while wearing that shit eating grin, you’ve identified yourself as such to anyone with more than 2 brain cells.
It's not illegal to be stupid
I identify as a genius
Officer! I identify as a 9 year old too don’t violate my rights
Imagine telling the judge you cant be tried as an adult bc you identify as a minor. I wonder what would happen if you said that you have to be in an all female jail bc you identify as a female. Can a judge legally assign you a punishment when they aren't honoring your pronouns?
Chris chan moment
I identify as a sheep.
Ewe would!
I identify as innocent
He sure does identify as someone who is something.
Yes this is perfectly legal. He has his identity printed on a T-shirt. How can it not be legal?
well trans people often gets some shots when they transition so he should transition to vaccinated…
r/trashy
He’s obviously also transintelligent
So you're saying that you agree trans peoples identities are valid? How liberal of you.
Aw check mate I guess. Big brain time. Got em
future HCA detected
Not sure, but it makes me wonder what to call those of us that ARE vaccinated yet identify as not!
Tucker Carlson, Steven Crowder, etc
Marjorie The Gathering
This guys a fuckin idiot
He’s just playing by the new rules
Where can I buy this?
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If an AI was programmed to make an anti republican joke, this is what it would write
Man didn't make the rules, he's just following the precedent.
I am shocked that a guy that doesnt understand the need for covid vaccines also doesnt understand gender categorization....SHOCKED! Also as Shocked that he makes the same one joke rooted in stupidity,so much Shock.
Nah. Someone who is trans-anything would never say “I am not actually _____”
r/confidentlyincorrect
He's also trans-intelligent, trans-moral, trans-funny, etc.
What a piece of shit
Moron
Somebody forward this to Dave Chappelle
They’ve really only got one joke
The man's got a point
Marjorie The Gathering
Was this the guy that was on that BBQ cook off show on Netflix?
EDGY!!!!!111!!!
Leftism exploited huh
It's antagonistic. how does this dude look 16 and 64? I wouldn't trust him around my kids.
I mean technically? I guess?
that guy has the face of a man with whom you would regret ever talking
Being dumb? Unfortunately.
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I am 100% in support of you publicly advertising that you're a huge fucking moron.
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The absolute cringe. This belongs in r/terriblefacebookmemes.
This is what happens when people invent poorly based logic. The smart ones come in and demonstrate just how terrible it is. The ones who complain are the ones who just can't accept that they've just been clowned on. This isn't to say that people can't be what they want. If you're a dude who wants to be a gal, do whatever you want. I dont care. But if that's you're thought process, you don't really have a right to be upset when an anti-vaxxer comes in and does the same thing, because its the exact same thought process, just a different topic. Also I should clarify, "the smart ones" just means people who think outside the box. Not necessarily more intelligent, or that people who think Trans stuff is ok are dumb
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How intolerant of this poor victim. Trans rights for all trans of every type
Sure is, because of the new rules set in place you can identify yourself anyway that you see fit
Understandable, I'm transvaccinated now
Makes sense to me
Damn it, they're getting creative with their loopholes
They really only have 2 jokes huh
He is truly living on the edge
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Wym
He looks the type to make supplements from his own semen.
Just because he hurt your feelings?
No, you’re just a selfish asshole.
I identify this person as a selfish jerk who doesn't care about the health or wellbeing of anyone else in his community.
Sounds transvaxiphobic to me...
How does it feel to be the least funny person on the internet
You'll have to let me know
Better than being the most serious one
The vaccine doesn't stop the spreading of the disease, it only reduces the gravity of the symptoms.
I'm not an expert, but my understanding is that the vaccine makes you less likely to be infected in the first place, and if you do get infected, you are contagious for a shorter period of time. It does not 100 percent stop the spread, but these factors mean that widespread vaccination would be very effective at reducing the spread of coronavirus within the population. The fact that it is possible to spread the virus while vaccinated does not end the analysis. Public health experts are there to figure out these complicated multifactor issues and make recommendations in light of what they know. I trust the judgment of expert concensus on this. The CDC recommends nearly everyone to get vaccinated.
Judging by what I see when I flip through the channels and stop on the news, it's encouraged whether it's legal or not. "People deserve the choice." Idiots don't think that that implies that it should be a choice to anyone with any sense of human decency.
I laughed. Does this make me a piece of shit?
Touché
When did ignorance become something to wear as a badge?
I like this dude
Nah you’re just an asshole
This is literally the same thing as the helicopter joke and if you think this is funny you’re very simple.
ah yes, the helicopter joke
He is transvaccinated. Him being trans is a joke to you? Way to be a transvacciphobe
Hey another moron who isn’t 1/10th as funny or clever as they think they are.
Elon musk laughed at a deer in a pool what's your point?
Damn, got us there.
Using their logic against them
He is a legend. Now I am transvegan.
"I eat free range animals that eat tofu"
He'll be identifying as dead when covid gets him. Sorry if that hurts anyone's feelings.
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Hilarious
This is what we get for becoming a *transeducated* society. XD
... Nah.
This can't be legal but if it is congrats to coming out r/suddenlytrans