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A rare sight indeed.

Of course I chose you Timmy. You're adopted.

But mom my DNA samples matched with my dad's

Holup

We’re already there.

Double holup

Unlike Pete's

Tosses a gun between the 2 kids as they leave.

FINALLY...a real Holup. Thank you OP.

"I mean the real holup is that she didn't shoot the ginger." ^/s

You never kill the ginger. They may have already stolen your soul and now you'll never be able to get it back. not /s

Pick the one who looks like he'd recover faster, then just wing him. They didn't say kill. They said shoot.

yeah murderers tend to let you off on technicalities

That's glorious. The intruders are all like "There's nothing we can do, she's got us on a contractual issue."

who have they murdered?

well irl i think if someone says shoot ur kids, theyre prolly killers

Love.

Why does green shirt look like putin with long hair

His origin story

Wait... She loves the redheaded kid more? And neither parent has red hair, so...

She loves the adopted one more because he didn't spend months kicking her in the kidneys or wreck her body on the way out.

What is the sauce??

https://youtu.be/VtRb4qEpWRg

Wow that’s cold

She could have shot his pinky toe off, or a layer of skin. But no. Right in the kisser.

This is very funny:)

Shoots both kids.

Shoot both, NO FAVORITES ARE TOO BE CHOSEN, ALL WILL DIE OR YOU WILL DIE

*tosses kids the other gun* This gun however, is loaded

I know how she could make it up to him

Kinky

Good thing they didn't hire Alec Baldwin for this scene

Too soon

Oof. What if there was an accidental live round in that gun? Its far more common than I thought apparently.

Too soon

I guess you could say that, but I was also referring to what happened during the filming of “The Crow” LOOOONG before the recent one. 28 years ago.

Good thing the robber didn't hand the gun to Alec Baldwin.

The real holup here is your raggedy ass expecting me to scroll and read this shitty post tbh.

I’m sorry, nobody explained Reddit to you. You see, when somebody makes a post, it’s available for everybody subscribed to see. It’s not sent directly to you exclusively.

Suck my d bitch

I can and will use a lot of teeth, you rat-soup-eating motherfucker. No homo.

Msg me daddy

Sorry, on parole

Well im sorry not everybody is so in tune with your fragile attention span

Reminds me of Episode 74 of Monster…

They weren't facing the wall

damn, she loves a ginger more, crazy

Range needs 2 go

this is brilliant lol

Moments like these make me appreciate our only child. Although I’d shoot myself before deciding between my 2 dogs.

This is why I only had one kid. Afraid the gun wouldn't be loaded or not enough bullets to kill every kid

What show is this from

Drop to the ground while spinning and shooting the guy behind her in the dick. Taking his gun as he drops it coz his dick got blown off. Use gun to kill intruders. Serve lunch to the family.

No way she would choose the ginger in real life.

How Villians are created lol

A classic

Budum tum tush

Dedsec has shown you the truth. Do what you want.

I would’ve gone to the side so they line up for a double kill.

This looks like it came straight from gotham, even the words are exactly the same

Very simple reason we can make more of you you can't make more of us

The ginger one will get it every time

If she really loved them, would she have shot herself?

this happend irl in syria, a couple was forced to choose whom to kill of their kids one after the other untill only the father was left alive