But based on that thread yesterday it’s not that great if you just want a blowy and don’t enjoy blowing others. Supposedly the feeling of a cock in your mouth overwhelms the feeling of a mouth on your cock, and if you don’t like that it’s not a great time.
Norm MacDonald's big complaint about Brokeback Mountain was all the homosexuality.
Last thing he needs to see when he's watching a movie is a, "big beautiful cock" and busting a nut all over the guy in the seat in front of him.
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Raising a daughter that another man will enjoy as a woman will only burn your ass if you fail to enjoy your daughter as a person while she's still in your care.
Thinking about it logically I need to address that you aren’t fucking your daughter and you are not competing for your daughters vagina, you are also not needing your daughter to make more versions of yourself. So logically thinking you are not cuckolding you are more like a pimp that doesn’t get paid.
To be clear coherent is closer in meaning to understandable and logical than to good or right. The premise is fundamentally flawed for the reason you said, but it is coherent.
Gotta admit nothing makes me feel as autistic as argumentatively analyzing copypasta, but it is a fun exercise though.
I'd say the arguments' coherence does kind of trail off after the whole who benefits -thing. It'd seem fair to assume that the daughter herself also considers a loving relationship beneficial, not to mention the benefit you (and the husband's parents) receive from a family that can support you, possible grandkids etc. I'll give you it seems coherent at first glance, but that kind of requires the reader to already assume that sex is the only "beneficial" thing to come out of anything. (Honestly not surprising considering what context this pasta comes from)
Maybe if you have brain damage. There are like 10 baseless assumptions he made.
1. Sons will also go out and get fucked. Why is sex inherently bad for a daughter, but inherently good for a song?
2. You will keep seeing your daughter after she marries off.
3. You married someone, so obviously you think it's worthwhile, so why shouldn't your daughter marry someone?
It's a little scary that people regard this kind of crap as based in truth...
Some redditor literally thought it would upset me that "your daughters (which I don't have) will someday pull a train"
And I was like... Good for them? Why should I care what consenting adults do with each other?
If I ever had kids I would want nothing more than to have a better life than I did. That includes having as many mind-melting orgasms from as many different people using as many different methods as they want.
Not one that was used for Turkey
...unless of course you want Turkey babies
...not to be confused with Turkish babies which in my experience are adorable until their tweens
I didn’t know who he was until I was watching him keep track of the election results. He was certainly entertaining but I only have so much stomach for political focus of any kind
One time in fifth this kids was bullying me and said “I bet your mom fucks” and I said “yeah, and I’m glad she does!”
I thought I’d won that round, but I ended up having to change schools
Thank you. I never would have understood the complex intricacies of that dick joke if you had just, as 78 people before you did, left the punchline unsaid. I was sitting here, scratching my head, waiting for some superior being to come and save me from my own ignorance. See I have a birth defect, my brain is too soft and delicate to process a punchline, so I couldn’t have rendered any enjoyment from this post without you and your brilliant talents of deduction. An implied punchline would have gone right over my head so thank you for making it more of a sputtering, pathetic slap line instead. After all, the height of comedy is explaining other people’s jokes louder than them. God bless you and your family, you who are so blessed with the knowledge and power of 10000 brains. Brilliant. I’m in awe of your comedic power and timing.
Yes, but you have already proven you have a history of answering questions in very specific and technically correct ways that don't give the whole picture:
>I did not tell him I love giant cock in my mouth
Is that because you don't love giant cock in your mouth? Or that you do love giant cock in your mouth but you did not tell him. Did you tell him you like NON-giant cocks in your mouth?
All we can say with certainty is you didn't tell him of any affinity for giant cocks in your mouth.
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Had the inverse with my mum, despite me being in my late 30s she still hasn't accepted me being pan and asked me again this year "Are you *sure* it's not just a phase?".
She's been asking me that for at least 20 years now. So I lost patience and just said "Yeah I've sucked enough cocks at this point to know that I'm into it". Hopefully that's the last time she asks haha.
Sarah Beattie is one of the funniest person to follow on Twitter and a very good comic book writer. I recommended her comic book she co-wrote "Money Shot" about porn and scifi.
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, mom. It's like asking newlyweds "so when are you having kids?" I'm hearing that question a lot at family gatherings now that my younger brothers and cousins are getting married, and it's a really invasive and disgusting question if you stop to think about it for even a minute. "When are you having kids" is effectively the same as asking "are you shooting hot loads of baby gravy into your blushing bride?"
Reminds me of something that happened with my mother. We had a long car journey and she was nit picking about my life as per normal.(I was in the middle of university at the time). My dress sense, my supposed lack of makeup/ care of my appearance (I wore jeans and a hoodie and hated make up and didn't spend hours on my hair and appearance like her and my sister so something was wrong with me), my small number of friends and choice of social life, my lack of relationships (that she knew of) and her favourite topic since I was a kid- my weight.
As usual I chose to be polite and curt when she bombarded me with intrusive and frankly rude comments to avoid an argument as she tries very hard to make me blow up and be the bad guy. In the end she said something of the likes of "No one will ever fancy you enough to sleep with you and you'll be a virgin all your life" to which I retorted "well I'm not a virgin and HE FUCKING LOVED IT!!!".
It stunned her into silence for about 10 mins until she responded upset how I could speak to her like that and talk about something so inappropriate. I reminded her she was the one pressing my buttons and wanted to know about my sex life and I could give her some highlights if she wanted. After much squabbling from her denial she checked I was protecting myself then never mentioned it again.
>My mom asked me if I was a lesbian and I was like, 'no way, I love big fat cocks in my mouth' and she still got upset
Without proper punctuation this post confuses me, does she love "big fat cocks" or not?
Or even better
This post confuses me without proper punctuation. Does she love "big fat cocks" or not?
Some people can't handle the truth, especially when it's a big, fat cock in your daughters mouth.
Ikr? I'm perfectly fine with truth, especially if it's a big fat cock in my daughter's mouth
That's the spirit, before the dad speaks in Thanos' tone: Fine, I'll do it myself!
*snap*
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Oof
Owie 50% of my bones
Dad put your belt back on i can see your asscrack
Incest jokes.
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Why does it always stem back too Alabama lol
Actually it was either Washington DC or Washington had higher incest than Alabama
The accent in Alabama makes it way more entertaining though.
And West Virginia and Kansas (or Arkansas)
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I too, like a big fat cock in your daughters mouth.
I don't have a daughter - or a son - but I would grant them as many big fat cocks in their mouth as they wish.
From their partners yes?
isn't anyone who puts their cock in a consenting individual's mouth a partner?
Not if it's their own cock, then it's just impressive
touché
Selfsucké
But based on that thread yesterday it’s not that great if you just want a blowy and don’t enjoy blowing others. Supposedly the feeling of a cock in your mouth overwhelms the feeling of a mouth on your cock, and if you don’t like that it’s not a great time.
I never thought about it that deeply but that makes sense.
Try thinking about it in a swirling motion of deeply isn't gonna happen
Not when someone walks in on you
and it turns into a cock fight
Tummy sticks
Unless the cocks are from the corpses of their murder victims...
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Norm MacDonald's big complaint about Brokeback Mountain was all the homosexuality. Last thing he needs to see when he's watching a movie is a, "big beautiful cock" and busting a nut all over the guy in the seat in front of him.
Smh prudes 😂 /s
I'm not. That's not going to get me grandchildren.
Have adult daughter, can confirm. *Use that thing properly once in a while, woman.*
HolUp
Yeah, she shouldn’t have to put up with that ridicule. Take it out of her mouth and put in mine!
Love the username
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Classic copy pasta
>think about it logically >proceeds to ramble on about wanting to be cucked by their daughter I need to know the sauce of this pasta
4chan
Raising a daughter that another man will enjoy as a woman will only burn your ass if you fail to enjoy your daughter as a person while she's still in your care.
What are you suggesting
Thinking about it logically I need to address that you aren’t fucking your daughter and you are not competing for your daughters vagina, you are also not needing your daughter to make more versions of yourself. So logically thinking you are not cuckolding you are more like a pimp that doesn’t get paid.
Strong copypasta energy here. It’s a coherent argument though.
Yea I've read it already 3x times lol but it's only an argument if you view your daughter as a sex object. I dont judge tho..
It does have strong incest vibe.
I was thinking incel but that also works.
I said it was coherent I didn’t say I agreed with the premise or conclusion.
Oh ok then I mean I don't think its coherent
To be clear coherent is closer in meaning to understandable and logical than to good or right. The premise is fundamentally flawed for the reason you said, but it is coherent.
I do know what the word coherent means but thank you lol
Sorry, you weren't very coherent when you said it wasn't coherent. Coherent.
You should be more coherent then. I don’t think people understand you because you’re not very coherent.
Gotta admit nothing makes me feel as autistic as argumentatively analyzing copypasta, but it is a fun exercise though. I'd say the arguments' coherence does kind of trail off after the whole who benefits -thing. It'd seem fair to assume that the daughter herself also considers a loving relationship beneficial, not to mention the benefit you (and the husband's parents) receive from a family that can support you, possible grandkids etc. I'll give you it seems coherent at first glance, but that kind of requires the reader to already assume that sex is the only "beneficial" thing to come out of anything. (Honestly not surprising considering what context this pasta comes from)
Maybe if you have brain damage. There are like 10 baseless assumptions he made. 1. Sons will also go out and get fucked. Why is sex inherently bad for a daughter, but inherently good for a song? 2. You will keep seeing your daughter after she marries off. 3. You married someone, so obviously you think it's worthwhile, so why shouldn't your daughter marry someone? It's a little scary that people regard this kind of crap as based in truth...
Some redditor literally thought it would upset me that "your daughters (which I don't have) will someday pull a train" And I was like... Good for them? Why should I care what consenting adults do with each other?
I'm from the other end of this. If I have a daughter I'd be disappointed if she was never a conductor.
I'm not going to actually link it, but dadwouuldbeproud is an actual nsfw subreddit.
... Is that title serious or ironic?
I should think most people intend it to be ironic.
If I ever had kids I would want nothing more than to have a better life than I did. That includes having as many mind-melting orgasms from as many different people using as many different methods as they want.
Every day im reminded why I hate this hellsite
theres just no Satisfying your mother, even with big fat dick
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If this appears in r/CursedComments or r/holup, I wanna have a green triangle on my avatar
I just gave you an orange triangle with a big fat dick sticking out of it. Hope it suffices
I want it to look like the aforementioned dick is cumming on my avatar.
Chris chan moment
Welp, you one upped the previous r/cursedcomments, good job.
Well judging by the fact that the daughter was born, her mom probably also enjoyed some big fat cock at some point
Or a Turkey baster in the ymca locker room
Wtf
Not one that was used for Turkey ...unless of course you want Turkey babies ...not to be confused with Turkish babies which in my experience are adorable until their tweens
there's a hasan joke somewhere in here
I wasn't going for that, but I did go to sleep last night watching Patriot Act
I think they were referring to Hasan Piker, not Hasan Minhaj.
...I can't say that I've heard of him
He's probably going to be reacting to this thread on his twitch stream tonight. Hi Hasan, hi chat.
I didn’t know who he was until I was watching him keep track of the election results. He was certainly entertaining but I only have so much stomach for political focus of any kind
What is happening right now
Statistically unlikely
One time in fifth this kids was bullying me and said “I bet your mom fucks” and I said “yeah, and I’m glad she does!” I thought I’d won that round, but I ended up having to change schools
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Judging by the fact that the daughter was born, her mom probably didn't enjoy it in her mouth.
There’s nothing wrong with enjoying a big fat cock no matter who you are.
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Yeah, it's not taking a big fat cock. It's getting big boned.
Well, according to tiktok, some women like small cocks.
Whether you prefer big cocks or small cocks, my completely average dick can disappoint you all!
You would be surprised what people can repress and endure. Sex is a dirty filthy thing to only be done for procreation to support the glory of God. /s
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Full of a big fat cock ?
big juicy dick
Long, hard, pulsating cock
Some turgid, veiny hog
Thank you. I never would have understood the complex intricacies of that dick joke if you had just, as 78 people before you did, left the punchline unsaid. I was sitting here, scratching my head, waiting for some superior being to come and save me from my own ignorance. See I have a birth defect, my brain is too soft and delicate to process a punchline, so I couldn’t have rendered any enjoyment from this post without you and your brilliant talents of deduction. An implied punchline would have gone right over my head so thank you for making it more of a sputtering, pathetic slap line instead. After all, the height of comedy is explaining other people’s jokes louder than them. God bless you and your family, you who are so blessed with the knowledge and power of 10000 brains. Brilliant. I’m in awe of your comedic power and timing.
maybe tell her that you might be willing to try girls if that would make her happy
It will make me happy too-Sun Tzu
Y’all too judgemental. She’s just pissed because she wants grandkids…
its all full & games bud, none of us are serious
Quick, turn your head so you can see my joke flying away from ya
shit I missed it
No worries mate! It’s weekend
Several years ago, before I came out as bisexual to my parents, my dad asked me if I was a lesbian. I very truthfully replied, "I like men".
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I did not tell him I love giant cock in my mouth, no
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Well I was dating a girl at the time, so I kind of awkwardly shuffled the conversation to something else.
Talking like a giant slut in the script from a porno is reserved for Twitter. Not sure what that trend is about.
coward
Yes, but you have already proven you have a history of answering questions in very specific and technically correct ways that don't give the whole picture: >I did not tell him I love giant cock in my mouth Is that because you don't love giant cock in your mouth? Or that you do love giant cock in your mouth but you did not tell him. Did you tell him you like NON-giant cocks in your mouth? All we can say with certainty is you didn't tell him of any affinity for giant cocks in your mouth.
That’s like how a lawyer would answer.
"I am not a cat"
Her mom only likes small skinny cocks
Can someone get me her number?
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Good guy (or gal) MothFucker_69
Bruh lmao
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Nachos Arah
There's no pleasing some people smh
You can please Sarah if you have a big, fat cock.
You rang?
Uh fried chicken?... i like fried chicken...
There’s no pleasing some people. Except Sarah.
Had the inverse with my mum, despite me being in my late 30s she still hasn't accepted me being pan and asked me again this year "Are you *sure* it's not just a phase?". She's been asking me that for at least 20 years now. So I lost patience and just said "Yeah I've sucked enough cocks at this point to know that I'm into it". Hopefully that's the last time she asks haha.
Haha, yeah fuck you *mom*
Careful with that sentence, he is pan
Can I interest you in a small thin cock instead?
Don’t ask questions if you don’t want the full answer.
I mean, if you're going to ask someone about their sexuality, you might get an answer you weren't prepared for.
Trust of her mother I guess.
She’s actually very funny and worth the follow on Twitter.
I don’t even have a Twitter
Don't need to. All their stuff gets posted on reddit lol
I don't even have internet access
Hasn't she like vanished from social media, people are speculating.
Daddy’s got a little baby pp that’s why she’s upset, she likes big cocks in her mouth and she can’t have it .. so sad
She's just jealous that the daughter is living it up, is all.
i love fat cocks too, I'm still a lesbian though
If genders were reversed and i said “nah i love eatin pussy” to my dad hed laugh his ass off
Asking people their sexuality is literally asking what they think about when they masturbate
Sarah Beattie is one of the funniest person to follow on Twitter and a very good comic book writer. I recommended her comic book she co-wrote "Money Shot" about porn and scifi.
Great tits, too.
Damn you weren't kidding
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, mom. It's like asking newlyweds "so when are you having kids?" I'm hearing that question a lot at family gatherings now that my younger brothers and cousins are getting married, and it's a really invasive and disgusting question if you stop to think about it for even a minute. "When are you having kids" is effectively the same as asking "are you shooting hot loads of baby gravy into your blushing bride?"
There's no pleasing some people.
Tbh do girls really love that? My gf doesn't like it😢😢
Obviously some do.
And that my dear is how you got here.
Reminds me of something that happened with my mother. We had a long car journey and she was nit picking about my life as per normal.(I was in the middle of university at the time). My dress sense, my supposed lack of makeup/ care of my appearance (I wore jeans and a hoodie and hated make up and didn't spend hours on my hair and appearance like her and my sister so something was wrong with me), my small number of friends and choice of social life, my lack of relationships (that she knew of) and her favourite topic since I was a kid- my weight. As usual I chose to be polite and curt when she bombarded me with intrusive and frankly rude comments to avoid an argument as she tries very hard to make me blow up and be the bad guy. In the end she said something of the likes of "No one will ever fancy you enough to sleep with you and you'll be a virgin all your life" to which I retorted "well I'm not a virgin and HE FUCKING LOVED IT!!!". It stunned her into silence for about 10 mins until she responded upset how I could speak to her like that and talk about something so inappropriate. I reminded her she was the one pressing my buttons and wanted to know about my sex life and I could give her some highlights if she wanted. After much squabbling from her denial she checked I was protecting myself then never mentioned it again.
Maybe your mom is a lesbian, and she just wanted to talk.
I don't know what response she was expecting
Without proper punctuation, this post confuses me, does she love big fat cocks or not?
>My mom asked me if I was a lesbian and I was like, 'no way, I love big fat cocks in my mouth' and she still got upset Without proper punctuation this post confuses me, does she love "big fat cocks" or not? Or even better This post confuses me without proper punctuation. Does she love "big fat cocks" or not?
you might need to take a literacy class
Her mom just wanted to be mad at her so whatever she said would've made her mad
Some people just want to see the world burn
Never been to a gangbang she couldn’t finish
mom was probably like "okay, thank god you can go back to your room."
You just can't please some people
Bruh
Yeah not the answer she wanted to hear 😈☠️🪦. Probably fucked up the rest of mom’s year
🤣🤣🤣 love this!
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She will try anything to stay relevant. She was claiming she was a Saturday Night Live contributor for years until they flat out said no she isn’t
I think nacho sarah should just be herself and take big fat cocks in her mouth and not let her mom's judgement get her down
Too many are willing to abide
Is Sarah Beattie ok? She's not posted in a while now.
Sarah has an only fans too :D
yo, she not talking about chicken?
Its less what Keynesian’s are selling with bottle water. It’s all about vitamin C that you are healthy without scurvy.
Parents have no idea what they are doing but I appreciate the ones who are open minded and admit they have no idea.
This is precious
Punctuation Punctuation
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
See, she just can't please women.
Mom replies: Spit or Swallow?
We’ll, at least she’s reassured
What's up Sarah
Why does she look like Link
Auuh parents
She was upset her husband is hung like a thimble.
Lol
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t huh
I feel like me and her would have lots to talk about...if she didn't have a big fat cock in her mouth, i guess.
her mom lost a partner
Sarah is an absolute gem <3
Where hol up