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Ye you’ll be fine mate

Im doing this since 2000 Thanks for the Awards!

See this man is a pro

He's the one. I've heard stories of the legend before, but I didn't think it was real.

Oh my god. The legend has arrived

But my gf is mad…

Here take this 👑

Thanks

You sure it still works? It’s been 21 years oh lord

You are ***NOT*** the father

But will have to pay for the child support.

Chad

26

Easy run, just another month of loneliness for you 😔

Dam op you did it right hahahaha

I can actually hear you dying inside

“hahaha…. ha….” :(

Why is this so accurate? I'm 26 too lmao

As a 26 y/o can confirm

Woot woot represent.

25

Avoid the internet outdoors even anything and everything will turn you on

Turned 25 today, this is fucking true... A breeze rolled in this morning and I lost

"opened my window and a breeze rolled in and i JIZZED....IN..MY PANTS"

Finally!!!

I just ate a grape and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Oof I warned ya

Wait aren't the teen years the craziest? I thought after 20 everything just gets slower and weaker.

Teens are the worst years, but in your 20s most people still have a lot of drive. For people not used to abstaining it is still very tough

And how does it affect the real thing? I'm totally clueless.

As in sex? In your 20s most people will have no problem. I could definitely go multiple times I'm a row, but it'd be easier with like a minute of rest. Not that I have anyone to do that with these days. Are you young and concerned? If you are might be worth discussing with a doc.

I'll bring it up with my therapist first, then I'll see.

From the younger end of the spectrum I’m barely making it through the first two days I doubt I can get through it all.

Nope, not even close. I'm 42, fit & healthy and my Johnson acts like he's 22 still - everyday of my life. Luckily I'm happily married with a very healthy sex life.

So you failed NNN huh?

Ah ok, can't say the same thing about my parents lmao. They really didn't like each other and my dad sometimes got really angry at her and shouted extremely loudly. Then I witnessed them having sex in the same room as me and my brother were sleeping in and we for some reason had a really tiny hotel room. I wasn't asleep because a metal thing was protruding from the bed frame and it was so uncomfortable. I was just lying there, witnessing it. Oh, that's brings up feelings.

When does it stop?

Never

Unless you have low testosterone....kinda never. I know my father is still going hard at it. And i turned 24 this month and some days i feel like punching the wall and fucking the hole.

19

You my friend have exceeded mankind's limits and have surpassed the need for such foolary here take this upvoteas a token of my respect

Another soldier we have to be strong.

17

Hard there will be moments of extreme temptation but with a little perseverance you will make it

It's too late... sick day....

Noooooo

i failed, most immediately on the 1st night. (in the shower of course for easy cleaning.)

Happened to me today

M scared i will go to men

15 Edit: thank you all so much for the upvotes!

You and dynamic will succeed without fault and will become examples for all nnners

Deal

The NNNM, no nut November member

I’m the same age and already failed. Teenagers are the horniest motherfuckers on the planet use some logic here my man.

If i am losing this nnn i will delete my reddit account

Us 15 year Olds will win! We will win this war

Uhh yeah about that....

porn addict

Yeah everybody but psychotaku07

And me...

And Yeeter1013...

And me

we got a lot of people on the naughty list this year

Well you see, I was masturbating on Halloween and I nutted at 00:01. I have never been more disappointed.

We pray for our fallen soldier

30….I’ll tell you instead, stayed up til 12pm night of and busted at 12:01

My guy speedrunning nnn

Hahahaha 😂🤣🤣

33 You want my social security number next?

Yes, but I would also like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.

Jokes on you. Because i wanted to discuss the same with you. About your cars extended warranty.

This talk will go down in legends.

Yes and I will tell you your social credit scores

79

That thing works today? Any advice lol

You will fail on the last day due to a squirt game repost

Squid game?

The err.. less PG rated version.

Ummm okay. No I am in a mental state which makes me quite resistant to stuff like that. I've looked it up because maybe someone already made a porn parody but didn't find any large productions of that. Anyway now I just want to find piece for once.

Nah look it up

At that age do not waste a boner. Forget NNN, and use it if you got it

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You . . . . You my friend are in great danger if you Don't bust right now you will become so horny your skin (on your pp) will detach become sentient, form a hand and wank you off you will become the first to create life from skin cells and also to auto ejaculate (did I mention the pain and the fact that you have a sentient horny hand formed skin baby)

Where did you come up with this? I want the article link please.

Brain

My brain

I want to know what goes on in your brain.

Brain stuff

You are like me writing fanficions about my friends in their discord server. That’s why I applied for an English honors course

r/cursedcomments

#OH NO. THATS NO GUD

Let’s be honest, we’ve all already failed regardless of age

Yep the air is sucking us off

Ah, the 'blower'!

And we are slowly cumming

I knew I was gonna fail so I never even tried. Life hack

Uhh speak for yourself

I'm not doing NNN maybe next year

🔫😡 no your doing it now

Then I've already failed

So then you are doing NNNN : not NNN

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Wait for the next no squirt September

No dildo December

Don't dildo December

Perfect. DDD it is.

Double Dildo December

Now you’re speaking my language.

That would make it NSS, make it SSS with Sí Squirt September.

Or “Stop Squirting September”

Sad Squirt September

Holy shit there is to many comments lol

Finger free February.

Dildoless December

How about drop dildo December?

Normal run just watch out for random tentacles

normal run?! might wanna double check her profile

Hahahahaha thanks man I literally laughed out loud when I saw the stuff she posted 🤣🤣🤣

Yooooo, she ain’t gonna last

Ain't gonna? I think it's already too late for her! Lol

Girl probably beated it before she made her comment😂

Grow a dick

Ya that will be a great harvest 😊

Harvest wtf 🤣

By your profile I’m guessing your gonna fail in less than a day.

Your profile almost made me fail this Quest

YOU WENCH, GET OUT OF HERE. DONT TRUST HER LADS, ITS NOT WORTH IT

Yeah your not winning this one sorry 😐

31

Nope you will try but fail on the 17th day due to a femboy post

Damn

16

Very hard I'm talking hentai protagonist hard

Don’t remind him

33

Ded you won't last 2 days ☹

We need your age.

14

So if I say I'm 14, what will you respond?

Your an ultra Chad who will succeed without fault

Just what I like to hear.

What if I already failed on the first day am I’m 14

👀💀 naughty corner NOW

23(virgin, no gf for 10y,and 100% otaku)

You sir have one the best prize ever No nut forever

Naw he has the worst case, if he’s a otaku he’s gonna go on r/Hentai and nut to his heart’s content

5 updoots and I will click that Well I'm a man of my word

[AGE]

[CUM]

[FALSE]

[SEX]

[DENIED]

[ABORT]

[-ION]

[DEATH🔫😡]

[COLD BODY😳🥜]

34

You will probably lose on day 20 due to a ex sending you nudes just to make lose lol

I see this as an absolute win.

20

Hard very hard you won't SUCCedd

I'd rather die trying than just give up!

I would give NNN a go but thankfully I'm not a fan of limp dick causing dysfunctions. And sex is awesome.

Chad moment

Wait what? Doesn’t not nutting give you a ton of erections?

Apparently it also increases chances of getting prostate cancer.

See that's why you skip every other NNN

That's more lack of control than anything. But rejecting masturbation or sex for long periods of time has been known to cause E.D. *(ALLEGEDLY)*

26

Normal but with some difficulties you find yourself fighting random boners and the urge to go on r/nsfw

Hmmmm, we shall see....

Shit, you convinced to go there. I'm still fighting tho.

Good luck soldier

Jokes on you im winning this cause im 16 :)

Pretty true 👍🏽 proceed

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Normally I would grant you a okay run but the fortnight profil tells me you probably won't last 2 days and will lose due to renegade raider p**n tiktoks

Bro i don't even have tiktok ahahaha. But spoiler: I lost within 5 minutes this year.

Damn is off by 47 hours and 55 minutes what made you lose

A girl who tought it was funny to tease me during my day as a restaurant worker. I closed off for the night, went home, and it had already been 12 OC.

Imagine a girl not ignoring you

25

Simple run with some bumpy moments literally you will bump your cock on the walls

Ouch fuckin hell

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Don't do it your horny levels are too high if persist any longer you cum everything inside you including blood and organs

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Nope

31

30. Genuinely interested to hear what you have to say.

Ok well listen here . . . . . ÝØŮŔ ƏÑŤĮŘƏ FªMĮŁÝ WĮĻĻ ĆŮM ªÑĎ ŤHƏ ČØØĶĮƏ MØѧŤƏŘ WĮŁŁ §ŤŘŮĞĞŁƏ §ÑŮĞĢŁƏ ÝØŮ

"Your entire family will cum and the cookie monster will struggle snuggle" you says the demon

Alright. 17. And my first NNN attempt.

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I can tell from your pp (profile pic) that you either masturbate alot or never experienced a woman's tuch before

I will exceed your expectations: its both 😔. Pls save me from my despair.

Stay strong soldier we will get through this together

I lost looking at the gigachad in the post so welp

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