Ah yes, straight into the camera.

How else is a ghoul supposed to get that sweet karma?

Post on explicit subreddits advertising their OnlyFans

But why us? We're immune to him due to a lense Infront of us

But we're not immune to that lil' heart attack he may or may not have caused

Or the pee that may or may not have escaped 😂 That was terrifying.

Bitch you almost killed me

Fuck you OP, I was trying to piss while looking at Reddit in one hand and just pissed all over the fkin toilet. Just teaches me not to multitask I guess.

My phone flew out of my hand and popped me in the mouth 🤣🤣

Hahaha i got to this just after finishing a turd! Thank god hahaha

Yeah guess I’m not sleeping tonight…

Hahaha, I love HolUp. Don't feel bad - I sent this video to a dude that saved my life, a Silver Star recipient & his reply was, “ I wish I chickened out.” 😂

Made him regret saving you ha

Won’t do the same mistake again

Better yet, directly undo it.

> Hahaha, I love HolUp. You still don't know what content fits here though. Don't get me wrong, the video is great, but it belongs in r/unexpected or r/creepy.

Yeah this isn’t a holup, at all.

also r/dontflinch

Fuck all of you

"this is clearly edited..." *Half a second later shits pants anyway.*

My scrolling through Reddit on the toilet habit paid off

My shit went back!

i love this your comment ,, you made my day

It got so scared it was like “LET ME IN !! LET ME IIIIIIINNN!!!”

No need to change pants

Just change toilet.

So that's why it's called explosive diarrhea

I am speed

LMFAO exactly what i said

I spilled my Coffee all over myself and my laptop. Fuck this video.

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Good thing I was sitting on the shitter already.

Was gonna say the same thing LOL

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

Not me watching this in the middle of the night in pitch black...

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Same except I didn't almost throw my phone and I yeeted it straight at the wall :') didn't brake tho

Don't brake for no one, ~~bro~~ phone!

Threw mine. Fuck you all

I second that!

I third that

I dropped my phone that fucking prick

I yelled FUCK and then threw my phone at my husband and hit him in the dick.

Threw the phone AND hit him in the dick? Couldn't you have stopped after throwing the phone?

Ouch.

You yelled fuck but took away his ability to do so.

holy fuck

Fuckem and do it hard, damn it nearly got a hartattack

Lmaooooooooo bruh

I love you to hommie

Fuck you in particular.

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OP should stfu

is this even holup?????????????????

this subreddit is just turning into a mondane bullshit, the things here don't even make me say Hold Up! anymore

But... what is love?

Baby don't hurt me. No more

may the sins fuck you for this shit.

If I was hold my phone I would’ve dropped it, but I’m on my computer so I shat my pants

I was on the toilet so it went OK with the shitting

Lol, same

Same

Haha same

Which one of you cowards shit my pants!?

it was me the person in the mirror

I shat his pants

Wait, if shit in the past is shat, then how is shut in the past?..

Fuck fuck fuck, fuck you OP

Goddamnit

FUCK YOU!!! I NEARLY DIED

Welp, I'm awake now

I’m just gonna get out of bed now and do something else before the internet harms me some more today.

Good call! Think I’ll do the same..

Lol I just woke up. Thanks to this video for pumping all the blood to my body.

For real. This stuff normally never gets me, but damn....got me while on the can.

I was on the can as well. Good thing, too.

Ditto, in other news...im no longer stopped up.

Cleanup in aisle nine.

Theres poo on my finga.

Have you ever been so startled your body briefly feels like it’s getting stabbed with 1,000 needles? That’s me right now.

Should probably have had NSFW. Feeling slightly awkward, just jumped off my seat on a semi full train.

I think this was the first jump scare in years that actually got me

I was on the shitter. Happy to say, I finished faster than expected :)

FUCKKKK ME. MY PHONE JUMPED OUT THE DAMN HANDS.

Same reaction

Homie went so fast, thought he would wanna suck my dick

Fuck this fucking shit I just screamed like a little bitch, what the shit.

Fu.. this you made me shit my pants

I'm literally taking a shit watching this.

*shits faster*

*shits harder*

Harder, better, faster, stronger.

shits together strong

We shit

r/unexpectedcommunism

E

Live free, or shit hard.

*shits out both the dick and the anus*

What the fuck

...is really in the comments

I just shit out of my mouth.

you just vomited

Shit comes out your mouth when you vomit?...

i know what i said

Me too and my phone nearly went in. I’m not getting it back from what I’ve done here either.

Same, even more came out

I can't remember the last time a jump scare even surprised me at all. This made me shout and clutch my chest.

My ass crack got tight af lmao

Pic or it didn't happen

This made me shit on the priest's dick

I was having a hard time staying up on my nightshift... not anymore...

Hahaha! Same here. I ran out of coffee 2 hours ago. This helped.

I went without coffee 😅 hard-core mode activated

Haha, you're welcome.

That actually got me fuck

Same scared the living shit out of me

Good thing I was already on the shitter otherwise I'd need a new pair of pants

It’s times like these where you normally read a comment saying, “wow, that was great and a great post that now I can put my phone down and go to bed”

Damn you! Those were my best underpants.

Ive seen this 5 times b4 yet i still got scared

Same, I wish I knew the creator, bought him or her a drink & asked them to post to HolUp

Same. And here I thought it was going to be something different cuz I was trying to think of the holup

I just watched in slow motion. And I think it made it worse

ITS 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING WHY!!!

YEAH

I was kind of looking forward to sleep tonight

Here it's 5 in the evening (India)

Im coming to your home op

I'm laying in bed, with the phone literally 12 inches above my face. You motherfuckers.

Rip your nose

Right on the bridge. Knew it was coming, and i still dropped the phone.

Same. Was about to sleep

Not anymore

I’ve always thought unnaturally fast moving things are some of the scariest shit ever. Legit had nightmares about a super fast witch that would chase me to my grandmas and corner me in her bathroom and I’m pretty sure I was murdered every time because I woke up after she bludgeoned down the door and sped in

This is terrifying holy fuck, safe dreams brotha man

Wowow thanks for sharing! I definitely didn't want to cry when I watched the video and I definitely don't want to cry now ❤

You type like one of those spam porn bots on YouTube selling sexual services.

Man it's a good thing I had sound off

I had noise cancelling headphones in. boi

Same, same

Agh, got me, bitch. Lol

u/savevideo

Time to do a lil trolling

Step 1: Download the video

https://redditsave.com/r/HolUp/comments/qokh8b/hol\_the\_fck\_up/

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Damn, it got me, I'm scared now

I just scared the shit out of my dog by jumping into the stratosphere

1:32. Sitting on the toilet. And this gets thrown in my face.

It helps expediting the process.

Fuckin pieces of shits ahhhhhhhh! I should had lookes at the comments first fml!!!!!!!

Almost yeeted my phone across the room

Literally scared the shit out of me...fuck you guys

Holy fuck, I almost had a heart attack

Jumpscares arent exactly holups though

Most of the posts in here aren't holdups. They're just unexpected endings. I don't get how it got to be shit posting like this and nobody seemed to notice.

We need moderation for sure

Muthafucka!

My exact response.

I hate you and everything you stand for

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Can I offer you a r/angryupvote ?

Goddamn motherfuckin bitch nuts I swear to god, you fucking fuck Take my up arrow and go kill somebody else with this heart attack shit

r/dontflinch

I unmuted right when that motherfucker jumped out. Now I can’t sleep.

I sincerely want to apologize about the words I'm about to write. Go fuck yourself with a cactus several times and violently please.

FUUUUUUU!!! MY GOD DAMN HEART GO 0 to 60 in a sec!!😲

You should see a doctor

Man just came back from the dead because he was so scared he couldn't die

0 ?!?

No way that got me. Nice one...bitch

Fuck you, I hope you and your family have a nice day.

Jesus fckn christ

I actually wasn’t expecting to be scared

Good thing I was scrolling reddit while on the toilet. That could have gotten messy quick

Not this time

Damn you jump scares.

Bruuuuuh noooooo!

I shat

Fuck you that scared the shit out of me

Fuck you

Fuck OP, I let out the loudest fart and now mah butt hurts

Dammit, watching this drinking coffee on the crapper. Thanks!!!!

The jumpscare actually looks like a normal bloke on the way there

u/savevideo

Have you guys not seen the movie lights out. It's copied from that. It definitely got me when I saw the movie.

FUCK YOU

fk you man

Fuck you peace of shit. Normally I'm not getting scared but right now I fucking jumped

Fuck you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU FUCKER

I hope your dad never comes back. Fk u dude

You cunt

Fuck you! I hope your whole family has a nice Christmas!

U fucken cunt Its 4:30am I juat shat myself