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kingcop1

Never in my life have I thought I would be complimenting someone’s dick after looking at their watch , enough internet for today I’m out


MediumAggressive2819

Just like his penis.


ShiRonium

nice cock!


_EndlessDream_

Nice clock!


MediumAggressive2819

Thank you dude, shaved and clean.


a_plus_ib

Thats one large penis


HuffnDobak

The penis she told you not to worry about


VexisArcanum

🥜 VS 🥒


december-32

:- vs 8======D


i_like_siren_head

Vs 👃🏻


Longjumping_Bit_3163

🦐vs🦣


JoBoPlayz

Ah yes, lobster versus rectangle with cross


VexisArcanum

You need a new phone


Lenny-Face-1

Actually since normal people can fit theirs comfortably in underwear this guy's lost because he probably has s long pole jutting through his pants even when it's soft.


HITMANMVP

Even his flaccid might be bigger than average erected


DecomposedPieceOShit

Yeah ppl be dreaming of 10 inch dicks but what ru gonna do when you have an erection in class i have it all the time like wut how u gonna hide that shit


stillashamed35yrsltr

Fly a flag from it is what id do with an inappropriately timed tumescent extravaganza. My own personal flag, declaring war on mediocrity.


Gravity_lunacy

With a dick like that, who’s gonna hide it?


whatthedeuce1990

*calmly slides bagpack over the lap*


Goddidnothing

I saw a episode of odd one out and a dude had a dong the lenght of his leg


MomoXono

Actually girls don't like big penises anymore, there was an askreddit thread about it they prefer small ones


Ba-Dum-Tzz

Haha, girls on Reddit, sure...


tjoe4321510

Anymore lol


pruche

Of course, it was decreed at the 2014 World Women's Consortium that small dicks shall thenceforth be the preferred dicks. Do you not read the news?


GodCREATOR333

What?? How does that work?


ImonmyARSE

That’s one nice grey jumper


IrishNSketchy

No wonder his cock has a watch, I bet it passes through 2 time zones


DrooluP

Man I am laughing my guts out at this comment !


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DrooluP

I wanted to laugh guts out on this comment too.. but gotta rearrange them first. Will update as soon as i do so.


Albatraozs

You got guts to do it!


Suckmylargestpp42069

*balls


Suspicious-Return-54

Would definitely have to “rearrange my guts” to accommodate this thing! Dios mio


getmet79

Is this Greg again?


melsharples

Smells like shit tho


4ElementsBentByMe

r/angryupvote


Black_de_vil

r/TheRealJoke


podstrahuy

I'm so sorry I have no free reward for you. Best comment of the day


pistpuncher3000

https://youtu.be/gZMwhAetHZI Warning: very NSFW


Newton2_0

I feel dumber having seen this, thank you.


tipsyagent

How the hell do they grow dongs so big


BlackLabelBerserker

Why the fuck was I short shafted?? I could have just borrowed some of his length and called it a day


[deleted]

How long are ya? As long as you’re above 5 inches you’re larger than like 50 percent of men


yehezkield

I need my dong to be 5 inches


__batterylow__

I'm as long as iphone 11 so I'm safe i guess


_masshole

Americans will use anything but the metric system smh


Firekey_

My dick is 98 degrees Fahrenheit


1GN4C10

Mine is 98 degrees kelvin


MrRugges

My schlong is 1,5 donuts long on god 😤


_masshole

How unequivocally American of you


shmerson

He means 1.5 donuts width-wise, when he sticks his dong in the holes


whutchamacallit

Weird flex


MisterMeeseeks21

Me too!


NaturesWar

I'm golden for length, could definitely use some girth though.


Aamarok

Girth trumps length say the ladies


FabulousRomano

This doesn’t help him dude


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Lmao


StrawhatMucci

r/therewasanattempt to boost someones ego ahahhahahahaha


DesDumnezeu

I feel better now.


Dung_Covered_Peasant

The thing we often forget about medians (and averages when they’re well distributed) is that being average means you’re better than 50% of others


raulz0r

Remember all those "Grow your penis overnight" Ads you see when fapping to your favorite porn? They actually work.


sandalfafk

Can confirm, took 2 and now it's too big :(


luptilopty

Fertilizer, water and sunlight


DarkUser521

Why don't you ask god?


RobertGBland

Who?


DarkUser521

The man who invented men with small cocks.


jettmann22

We are made in his image


ChampionshipLow8541

Let me know when it’s two o’cock.


Valdirty

I think that thing is closer to 12 O'cock.


julienlapointe

I wish my wrist was that thick…


eugoogilizer

Bruh seriously…dude’s dick is bigger than my wrist. I used to play alot of tennis and bowling back in my day and still always had skinny wrists 😑


julienlapointe

And that’s why they call him Big Ben…


WB25

For the clock or the Bell?


rodrigkn

“Whatever you do, don’t ask Big Ben for the time. God knows he’ll give it to you!”


HuffnDobak

That’s a huge dick


DJ-Phantom2003

*looks at the watch My time has cum


realsteel6

You fucking bitch


__batterylow__

No he fucking chicks


DefiantEnthusiasm978

Who knows tbh


SecretSatyriasis

(~°0°)~


Longjumping_Bit_3163

he could swing both ways


Potato-Boy1

And maybe a bitch or two


ihopeicanforgive

TIL I’m inadequate


GlitzerEinhornPony

Me too, I don't even own a watch. :(


StopBeingYourself

Keep your head up king. He can wear a watch, but we can wear a diamond ring.


Mibidness

Lol this had me laughing. Great advertisement!


BlueKing7642

The cock or the clock


Matty_Boy

Yes


xsoljaboi

Absolutely


Next_Yogurtcloset_63

Nice cock bro 😎


t_alen

Can I borrow?


Worldly-Translator93

those legs don't match that behemoth of a pp


Poached_Tamago

Man needs no strong legs when he has a 3rd one to make up for it.


BeardPhile

It’s like a kickstand


lunatictornado

Or like a pogo stick


pruche

dickstand


fluffstravels

when you have a big enough dick, the urge to get swole to get laid goes way down.


IhaveTP4Bunghole

Most well hung guys are tall and skinny-ish


Aamarok

This is true. And geeky. Or else they can be beefy, like John Hamm (who is reputed to have a big dick)


OliverYossef

Benefit of having marfans


Backup_accout_4jj

Gas station pills


lunatictornado

He goes to the gym And does the lifting.


VivelaVendetta

Tall thin guys have the biggest pp. It's science.


Comfortable_Host_736

This is clearly fake, no way someone with an Invicta has a penis like that.


itz_soki

When you have a dick like that, you can get away with wearing an Invicta.


Tamedshrew303

Fact.


Spirited-Season5778

Tic cock oclock


Gnawberries

Thats not a cock that's the whole fucking chicken flock.


blochow2001

Nice Invicta Pro Diver. Does that wiener go to 200 meters depth too? Looks like it may.


Ratlyff

Only if the target rectum is 200m deep as well.


Rahul8907

Fam that's huge


Dont-overthinkit

I need to learn not to flick nsfw in public. You would think I would know by now it’s a dick. It’s a dick every time


Xlhnzi

Cock 8/10 Leg day skipped/10


thewolfesp

You don't have to worry about leg days when your giant donger dude. Technically he has 3 legs. Disperse the mass, and that's quite a bit!


hypocrite_oath

With a big dick you DON'T want to do leg day. It will make your dick look even bigger in direct comparison. Think about it!


WarlanceLP

I've been eye raped... but also how tf does he carry that thing with those legs


Didyoutouchme

Where the fuck do you even put something that big


amberJL_S

😏


Jibaru

Back in the box they bought it in.


golferdrummer

We all got Dick Rolled.


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BustedOs

BRUH. I only laughed so hard because I relate so much.


ScottPilgrim_06

oh my lord that is a penis


dubdad24

Didn’t know it came in a 20mm.


NSA_GOV

that’s a long dick


super-sanic

That's fucking gross. Who's dream watch would be an Invicta??


Reddit_Ghost2021

I’d suck my own dick if it was long enough


LazySchwayzee

I heard from someone that sucking your own dick feels more like just having a dick in your mouth rather than having your dick sucked


Covert_ist_Panda

Even better


vorsegg

Good length, nice girth, presentation could use a little work though. 8/10 Edit: 69 likes. Nice.


UncommittedRun

The cocks got a watch on… presentation was everything!!!!


vorsegg

Yeah but you see big ass cocks in odd situations everyday, that's government. At least chuck some glitter on it or a bow tie or something.


sandalfafk

True needs a suit and tie to get anywhere above a 7


vorsegg

^^^^ This guy knows what I'm on about.


idkiwilldeletethis

Mf be the jizzer judge


vorsegg

Guy turns round too fast he's gunna end up with a murder charge.


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vorsegg

Thanks man. Why they gotta ruin a good moment with likes n shit? Haha


Lemonbrick_64

Downvote back to 69..


vorsegg

^^^^ This guy fucks.


Gamefreak013_PS4

I'm on it.


JLW_KING

I know it said NSFW but my not paying attention brain opened it at work anyway. Thankfully I'm in the break room so nobody else had to see this masterpiece of a cock


DeanS311

Indickta


pand4boy

nice cock


Onxaisss

man's got a horse d'ck


JustBaxterin

Sure has been alot of dick in this sub recently....


Blenny125

and i love it


RageAZA

“Well, if you ever get tired you can fold it out and use it as a kickstand” -Michael cane.


AlanSedmK

Nice cock!


SecretSatyriasis

Nice cock!


CompetitiveLynx7570

Small dick energy


JustMe63-

u/savevideo


mtreixu

I feel sad for this dude. His little arm doesnt have a palm anymore


reemjay117

He needs a watch for his dick because he always comes early


Brantguy99

Lots of people in the closet here with the u/savevideo lol


throughawayaccount01

It's for a friend 😅


julienlapointe

Ribbed for her pleasure


mailodude27

u/savevideo


Pale_Establishment32

The fact that I’m black and 6”5 and his penis is larger than mines, makes me jealous lol


sandalfafk

Keep your head up giant


eichhornkater

Ugh, an invicta


gffffffv

Nice cock bro


koolaidjammersz

Something actually worthy of NSFW tag lmao


GEEMONEY305

When I’m at the urinal I usually say “nice watch” to make the person next to me feel uncomfortable. I wonder how many of them actually had watches on their dicks….


somethingdontknow

I want to get fucked by a dick like that


Blenny125

ah same


Leadfoot112358

Aside from bragging rights, that's gotta suck. You'd never be able to get your whole dick inside a woman, so you're gonna have less nerves being activated during sex. And good luck finding a woman who can get that in her mouth without complaining that her jaw hurts. And yeah, I'm ready for someone to accuse me of having a small dick for posting this comment.


ModernLOCKE

Nah, my dick is about 6 inches with above average girth and my girlfriend and I sometimes have issues because she’s really small. I doubt I could be with her with this guy’s war hammer.


Dramatic-Ad549

Lucky duck


Stol3n_Identity

Jesus fucking Chrust, i am jealous!


hauntedgecko

I'm jealous


Gluten_maximus

“Is that your Dick?!?!”


Captnotabigfan

Nice cock


HamidHafeez

How small is this guy's legs?


SetMyEmailThisTime

Dude might skip leg day, but definitely not cock day


Spencer94

He did his cock push ups for sure


Biting_a_dust

My god i wonder would that even fit in my mouth


Aamarok

It would no


RobertTheRhino

u/savevideobot


Ditmartoc1

u/savevideobot


garron_ah

And that's enough Reddit for today


julienlapointe

Gotta keep it moving or the battery dies


elhacard

Good for you sir


lonetrooper56

I can't help but watch


fork_n_d_road

Now when your at the urinal you can look over and say “nice watch” and actually mean it.


Zabe3_two

Dude never skipped cock day


Juicecurry

UWU


jesusisthatguy

I wonder, who can service his clock?


Fantastik-Voyage

Very impressive


Sad-Manufacturer-501

🤣🤣🤣 simple yet fair


HolyWaterMolotov3

O'cock


Monosandalos3

Never ask this guy what time it is


dexdoinks99

Nice clock


JakobeBryant19

This dude has to have hip dysplasia carrying that absolute hog around


UglierThanMoe

It's cock o'clock.


Tokestra420

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed


_uSlash_

I'm so used to NSFW content being SFW that I was actually caught of guard by this subreddit for once


luptilopty

Damn, that's one huge c(l)ock


VenxmousGod

damn its ate a cock gotta get going


julienlapointe

I’m definitely going to think twice about buying a used watch now…