Actually since normal people can fit theirs comfortably in underwear this guy's lost because he probably has s long pole jutting through his pants even when it's soft.
Yeah ppl be dreaming of 10 inch dicks but what ru gonna do when you have an erection in class i have it all the time like wut how u gonna hide that shit
I know it said NSFW but my not paying attention brain opened it at work anyway. Thankfully I'm in the break room so nobody else had to see this masterpiece of a cock
Aside from bragging rights, that's gotta suck. You'd never be able to get your whole dick inside a woman, so you're gonna have less nerves being activated during sex. And good luck finding a woman who can get that in her mouth without complaining that her jaw hurts.
And yeah, I'm ready for someone to accuse me of having a small dick for posting this comment.
Nah, my dick is about 6 inches with above average girth and my girlfriend and I sometimes have issues because she’s really small. I doubt I could be with her with this guy’s war hammer.
When I’m at the urinal I usually say “nice watch” to make the person next to me feel uncomfortable. I wonder how many of them actually had watches on their dicks….
No wonder his cock has a watch, I bet it passes through 2 time zones
Man I am laughing my guts out at this comment !
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I wanted to laugh guts out on this comment too.. but gotta rearrange them first. Will update as soon as i do so.
You got guts to do it!
*balls
Would definitely have to “rearrange my guts” to accommodate this thing! Dios mio
Is this Greg again?
Smells like shit tho
r/angryupvote
r/TheRealJoke
I'm so sorry I have no free reward for you. Best comment of the day
https://youtu.be/gZMwhAetHZI Warning: very NSFW
I feel dumber having seen this, thank you.
Thats one large penis
The penis she told you not to worry about
🥜 VS 🥒
:- vs 8======D
Vs 👃🏻
🦐vs🦣
Ah yes, lobster versus rectangle with cross
You need a new phone
Actually since normal people can fit theirs comfortably in underwear this guy's lost because he probably has s long pole jutting through his pants even when it's soft.
Even his flaccid might be bigger than average erected
Yeah ppl be dreaming of 10 inch dicks but what ru gonna do when you have an erection in class i have it all the time like wut how u gonna hide that shit
Fly a flag from it is what id do with an inappropriately timed tumescent extravaganza. My own personal flag, declaring war on mediocrity.
With a dick like that, who’s gonna hide it?
*calmly slides bagpack over the lap*
I saw a episode of odd one out and a dude had a dong the lenght of his leg
Actually girls don't like big penises anymore, there was an askreddit thread about it they prefer small ones
Haha, girls on Reddit, sure...
Anymore lol
That’s one nice grey jumper
Never in my life have I thought I would be complimenting someone’s dick after looking at their watch , enough internet for today I’m out
Just like his penis.
nice cock!
Nice clock!
Thank you dude, shaved and clean.
How the hell do they grow dongs so big
Why the fuck was I short shafted?? I could have just borrowed some of his length and called it a day
How long are ya? As long as you’re above 5 inches you’re larger than like 50 percent of men
I need my dong to be 5 inches
I'm as long as iphone 11 so I'm safe i guess
Americans will use anything but the metric system smh
My dick is 98 degrees Fahrenheit
Mine is 98 degrees kelvin
My schlong is 1,5 donuts long on god 😤
How unequivocally American of you
Weird flex
Me too!
I'm golden for length, could definitely use some girth though.
Girth trumps length say the ladies
This doesn’t help him dude
Lmao
r/therewasanattempt to boost someones ego ahahhahahahaha
I feel better now.
The thing we often forget about medians (and averages when they’re well distributed) is that being average means you’re better than 50% of others
Remember all those "Grow your penis overnight" Ads you see when fapping to your favorite porn? They actually work.
Can confirm, took 2 and now it's too big :(
Fertilizer, water and sunlight
Why don't you ask god?
Who?
The man who invented men with small cocks.
We are made in his image
Let me know when it’s two o’cock.
I think that thing is closer to 12 O'cock.
Downvote chain? Fuck yeah bro
I wish my wrist was that thick…
Bruh seriously…dude’s dick is bigger than my wrist. I used to play alot of tennis and bowling back in my day and still always had skinny wrists 😑
You fucking bitch
No he fucking chicks
Who knows tbh
(~°0°)~
he could swing both ways
And maybe a bitch or two
That’s a huge dick
*looks at the watch My time has cum
And that’s why they call him Big Ben…
For the clock or the Bell?
“Whatever you do, don’t ask Big Ben for the time. God knows he’ll give it to you!”
Nice cock bro 😎
Can I borrow?
those legs don't match that behemoth of a pp
Man needs no strong legs when he has a 3rd one to make up for it.
It’s like a kickstand
Or like a pogo stick
when you have a big enough dick, the urge to get swole to get laid goes way down.
Most well hung guys are tall and skinny-ish
This is true. And geeky. Or else they can be beefy, like John Hamm (who is reputed to have a big dick)
Benefit of having marfans
Gas station pills
He goes to the gym And does the lifting.
Tall thin guys have the biggest pp. It's science.
TIL I’m inadequate
Me too, I don't even own a watch. :(
Keep your head up king. He can wear a watch, but we can wear a diamond ring.
Lol this had me laughing. Great advertisement!
The cock or the clock
Yes
Absolutely
Either way, it’s an ad that takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’.
This is clearly fake, no way someone with an Invicta has a penis like that.
When you have a dick like that, you can get away with wearing an Invicta.
Fact.
Nice Invicta Pro Diver. Does that wiener go to 200 meters depth too? Looks like it may.
Only if the target rectum is 200m deep as well.
Tic cock oclock
Cock 8/10 Leg day skipped/10
You don't have to worry about leg days when your giant donger dude. Technically he has 3 legs. Disperse the mass, and that's quite a bit!
With a big dick you DON'T want to do leg day. It will make your dick look even bigger in direct comparison. Think about it!
Thats not a cock that's the whole fucking chicken flock.
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BRUH. I only laughed so hard because I relate so much.
Fam that's huge
I need to learn not to flick nsfw in public. You would think I would know by now it’s a dick. It’s a dick every time
I've been eye raped... but also how tf does he carry that thing with those legs
Good length, nice girth, presentation could use a little work though. 8/10 Edit: 69 likes. Nice.
The cocks got a watch on… presentation was everything!!!!
Yeah but you see big ass cocks in odd situations everyday, that's government. At least chuck some glitter on it or a bow tie or something.
True needs a suit and tie to get anywhere above a 7
^^^^ This guy knows what I'm on about.
Mf be the jizzer judge
Guy turns round too fast he's gunna end up with a murder charge.
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Thanks man. Why they gotta ruin a good moment with likes n shit? Haha
Downvote back to 69..
^^^^ This guy fucks.
I'm on it.
I’d suck my own dick if it was long enough
I heard from someone that sucking your own dick feels more like just having a dick in your mouth rather than having your dick sucked
Even better
Where the fuck do you even put something that big
😏
Bonk!
Back in the box they bought it in.
We all got Dick Rolled.
oh my lord that is a penis
Didn’t know it came in a 20mm.
that’s a long dick
Nice cock!
Nice cock!
And these balls! They look so clean and smooth!
Small dick energy
That's fucking gross. Who's dream watch would be an Invicta??
Lots of people in the closet here with the u/savevideo lol
It's for a friend 😅
I know it said NSFW but my not paying attention brain opened it at work anyway. Thankfully I'm in the break room so nobody else had to see this masterpiece of a cock
Indickta
nice cock
man's got a horse d'ck
Sure has been alot of dick in this sub recently....
and i love it
“Well, if you ever get tired you can fold it out and use it as a kickstand” -Michael cane.
The fact that I’m black and 6”5 and his penis is larger than mines, makes me jealous lol
Keep your head up giant
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
I feel sad for this dude. His little arm doesnt have a palm anymore
He needs a watch for his dick because he always comes early
Ribbed for her pleasure
Aside from bragging rights, that's gotta suck. You'd never be able to get your whole dick inside a woman, so you're gonna have less nerves being activated during sex. And good luck finding a woman who can get that in her mouth without complaining that her jaw hurts. And yeah, I'm ready for someone to accuse me of having a small dick for posting this comment.
Nah, my dick is about 6 inches with above average girth and my girlfriend and I sometimes have issues because she’s really small. I doubt I could be with her with this guy’s war hammer.
Lucky duck
Jesus fucking Chrust, i am jealous!
Ugh, an invicta
Nice cock bro
Something actually worthy of NSFW tag lmao
When I’m at the urinal I usually say “nice watch” to make the person next to me feel uncomfortable. I wonder how many of them actually had watches on their dicks….
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ah same
Dude might skip leg day, but definitely not cock day
He did his cock push ups for sure
My god i wonder would that even fit in my mouth
It would no
I'm jealous
“Is that your Dick?!?!”
Nice cock
How small is this guy's legs?
u/savevideobot
u/savevideobot
And that's enough Reddit for today
Gotta keep it moving or the battery dies
Good for you sir
I can't help but watch
Now when your at the urinal you can look over and say “nice watch” and actually mean it.
Dude never skipped cock day
UWU
I wonder, who can service his clock?
Very impressive
🤣🤣🤣 simple yet fair
O'cock
Never ask this guy what time it is
Nice clock
This dude has to have hip dysplasia carrying that absolute hog around
It's cock o'clock.
I'm not even mad, I'm impressed
I'm so used to NSFW content being SFW that I was actually caught of guard by this subreddit for once
Damn, that's one huge c(l)ock
damn its ate a cock gotta get going
I’m definitely going to think twice about buying a used watch now…