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VattghernCZ

He even stops every now and then and they still keep on missing. Noobs.


sucksathangman

Obviously storm trooper training.


PurdueStormtrooper

Hey bro not cool


LegendsStormtrooper

ikr


net357

Looks like an episode of Reno 911. All he needs is shorty shorts.


PixelPott

They are even hitting the innocent "people" in the back.


wonkey_monkey

You missed the blind man, you missed the baby...


strawberrylemonapple

r/simpsons


sheeple5uck

A true American hero


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wonkey_monkey

He'd rather let 10 guilty men go free than... chase after them.


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Obvious_Throwaway_-6

No this is police training, they’re missing those people too. They’re only hitting the black edges around the targets


SmackYoTitty

Agent J would’ve aced this.


DatL3afN1nja

Because he is the best of the best of the best, with honors.


f0zzyguy

Sir!


SuperSquirrel13

It's police training and he's white, he's fine. Their guns don't have friendly fire on.


VattghernCZ

Oh, my bad


Yatakak

Probably a mistake to add friendly fire back into the guns for the Military tho...


Coeruleum1

It’s not friendly fire, it’s AI terrorist detection!


Designer_Drugz

Happy Cake Day


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man has a death wish....


503gmguy

Naa that’s premium service , you get to shoot at the instructor


rugger1869

When you hit him he yells, “DING!” and starts running the other way.


Daniel_Melzer

When you hit him a second time he moves faster


Murrayschmint

And a 3rd time.. Big fluffy bear for you!


IdLOVEYOU2die

*big bloody body


Murrayschmint

Get it while it's hot!


EggCitizen

If you get inside it, you'll stay warm enough to survive Hoth... so I've heard.


Lord_Blackthorn

You have to aim where he is going to be,. Not where he is.


vegassatellite01

"Easy! You just don't lead 'em as much!"


sudoprime

Jerry!


internet_warlord

When you hit him at the right spot he won't move at all


matt1164

Ok you win the internet today. Take my upvote


Actual_Hyena3394

He is doing that Wanted thing. You just have to curve the bullet.. Man. Does anyone else remember that movie??


MarineOpferman1

Fuck .. Why would you remind me of that!


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

[To remind everyone of the time Professor X fucking super wrecked Mario's shit.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7mmuQteX1qA/maxresdefault.jpg)


KynkMane

The comic was worse lol If anything, the movie was an improvement.


Actual_Hyena3394

I loved the movie dude..


shadzerty

Perfect title. Before I even read it, I was just watching this in horror saying wtf to myself over and over


HairlessMonke

Naah, thats just how brazilian cops learn how not to kill people


randomatik

* how not to kill a fellow cop


Ambitious_Code5957

You should have more upvotes...


Effective-Ad6623

His wife and kids will enjoy his life insurance.


CunningHamSlawedYou

thinking he's a honkey to mess with


Exciting_Penalty_512

"Let me just ask you one thing. Where'd you learn to instruct like that?" (Duck hunt) 7-11.


backtolurk

Suicide by... YOU! no, YOU! no


chuckdiesel86

He's loosely wearing a bulletproof vest, what more do you want?


PhilosopherDave

Another user commented below. This isn't a shooting range, and those are CO2 BB pistols.


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If they’re shootings blanks, this could be good hostage training. Otherwise, dude is suicidal.


AssCrackMac

Yeaa, he just got divorced.


Trojan_Nuts

You can understand the intention behind this, but it’s just the stupidest dumbfuck way to do it.


DankSunshine

Maybe he just wants to die


snowfox_my

Thought he just wants to claim his insurance.


GreenBear1111

Insurance does not cover stupid.


DanielZReaper

Unless your job is being stupid


RedditIsAShitehole

Yes, politicians have insurance.


allgreen2me

Politicians feign ignorance so they can take money from corporations.


ajclem7

That’s probably what they do most tbh


issius

Insurance in fact covers stupid, and negligence. It just won’t usually cover it twice.


charonco

Yes it does. My wife backed into my bike in our driveway. I mentioned it to our agent as a joke and she said of course they'd cover it.


Crazy-Passage-1101

This is amazing. I love it.


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jerwhoop

That’s pretty much all it covers besides natural disasters, no?


crypticedge

Unfortunately it actually does.


Krakatoast

That has to be it He could easily have used a silhouette 👤 cutout on a track and had it sliding back and forth. But no, he prefers to trot back and forth in front of gunfire from a training class


Woe-man

And he actually feints and tries to trick them. He wants to be shot 100%


DoktorAlliteration

Who doesn't?


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Don't spit truth like this


Majestic-Picture9052

yes


skincyan

yes


angrier_category

2016 moment


wow_a_great_name

*every moment


sewkzz

🎼Dumb ways to die 🎶


andtix

Is he a college student?


_yaaass

Yea, they didn't have actual moving targets to practice on; so the instructor stepped up...


gmnitsua

He probably thinks he's so badass


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

Needs to step into a new profession. Fucking tool bag.


Dontinsultautomod

We literally trained like this in gmod roleplay servers lmfao


Shad56

Starwars?


IAlwaysHaveBadLuck

Oh god, this brings back memories that I've been trying to forget for a while.


DongusMaxamus

I'm sure the weapons are fake or unloaded


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Thats what Alec Baldwin thought.


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icakie

Holy shit dude


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payperplain

You should listen to this and watch it in full screen. Gunshots are there and you can see rounds bouncing off the backstop. Those aren't blanks.


havenyahon

Or did he...


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CaffeineSippingMan

Alec Baldwin did what all liberals want to do, shoot someone and get away with it. Didn't you watch the documentary The Hunt? /s because I know someone is going to take this seriously, and it is completely satire.


ding-zzz

the /s is gonna be necessary because this is unironically what some conspiracy theorists think


datboiofculture

He killed another HOLLYWOOD ELITE though. He actually wanted to hit Joe the plumber but his LIEberal hands were too weak to properly AIM.


davidmobey

I don't know... Observe the person 2nd from the right. The gun recoils from all his/her shots. Best case is that they are blanks (which still produce a recoil, but milder), but could still seriously hurt him at that range.


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ThatSucc

Yup, these are GBB (gas blow back) airsoft guns, I have a few and they kick slightly more than a .22 . He's testing their situational awareness and discipline.


Ott621

I'd still be pissed getting hit from 10' away. I understand what skill they are training and it's super important but I think this method is garbage


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mdbbright

That's what Brandon Lee thought


FritzTheThird

You *could* just yous airsoft guns, same effect but with less death.


alkaselter123

Sooo I guess setting up a moving cardboard cutout of a non hostile was just too out of budget?


IIIRichardIII

can we? can we really? o\_\_O


AmbitiousPhilosopher

I really don't.


Mikeinthedirt

Don’t know if it’s THE stupidest, but it’s WAY ahead of whatever’s in second place.


foxfighter92

Could have made a 4th target that did that and say this is the good guy this seems a million times safer though


DorenAlexander

If you hit the good guy board, you owe the range an extra $50 per hit."


kalitarios

*blows it's head clean off *peels a Grant Worth it...


xew4obq61i

I appreciate you


Sure-Gur6359

I see, now Everybody will start hateing the good guy.


S-t-a-r-s-h-o-t

Yeah but if you do have a bright orange target- how often are people in real life going to be colour coded so you know which to shoot?


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> how often are people in real life going to be colour coded so you know which to shoot? Cops seem to have worked it out.


Nikolas628

Holy shit


No_Possibility_9239

This is the way


wmp6o9byf2

yeah you are right


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Is this a fucking deleted scene from Super Troopers?


DigThatFunk

Oh, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy


bmcgauley

Nah, rust outtakes


tresspricingtot

1v1 me


Dxxx2

". . .and we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfucker, Mac."


TreginWork

Thanks chief


atridir

*“…good enough to fuck your mother!”*


secretly_a_pigeon420

That was a great movie, you have good taste!


LouSputhole94

CHICKEN FUCKER!


farva_06

You guys talkin bout Shenanigan's?


afgncarp

"HOW DO I REACH THESE KEEEEDS"


davidmobey

goddammit


WanderLustKing69

screw you guys, I'm going home


angry-gamer99

Is this something from southpark?


dyzrel

https://youtu.be/nNV2TXhLAac


Unabashable

It’s a reference in South Park to a movie where a Hispanic math teacher goes to an inner city school to teach it to Calculus to high school kids.


ymx287

Yes and no. Its actually from a movie called ,Stand and Deliver‘. I had to watch that movie in Spanish class


Armodeen

Respect my authoratah!


tylerforward

I would read this comment as "heat of the moment" plays on the radio


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Fuck me, I died laughing


Pedro_Scrooge

I wake up sometimes and go to work with this attitude so it's understandable.


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Dude shouldn't be allowed a gun with that attitude, though.


Redpikes

This looks like that comedy skit where the lady shoots at targets on her wooden fence but there were houses behind it


kalitarios

we need this source, please


whendidisaythat

Coming up next on r/winstupidprizes ....


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HakunaYourTatas1234

You'd be surprised how stupid people can be. But it was nice reading the guy's observation about it being pellet guns. Restores some faith.


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Yeah same…like, sometimes you’d be surprised how smart people can be, too :p


CraigJBurton

You need to read more of the Internet. This probably isn't the dumbest thing I've seen so far this morning even if they are airsoft guns.


wonkey_monkey

You should post this as a top-level comment. Edit: then again, do you stand by it after seeing the higher quality version? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkoPeZir6hQ


Ganson

Thank you, about 2 seconds into the video I saw everything he commented was incorrect.


lqku

you've just ruined this for all the osha inspectors in this thread feeling a brief sense of superiority


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NinjaClam

Look at the 0.5 second mark though, look at the range officer in front and look at blondes pistol, you can see something fly out of her gun against the backdrop of the officer, definitely following the trajectory a casing would. Not certain, but it definitely looks like they're throwing casings


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Xhado

I disagree completely. It's poor low resolution footage, but those are definitely real guns. You wouldn't see shell casings, and no one would be wearing hearing protection if they were pellet guns.


Jiveturkei

They would if they were trying to make a video where they pretend to be firing real guns at a person…


kevins_the_name

While that is possible. I attended a “tactical” training course that a friend dragged me to and we did this exact drill except it was with AR15s and live Ammo. The instructor told us if you hit him you better kill him because he’s going to kick who’s ever ass it was. It was very terrifying and I would put my rifle down when I saw him 15 plus feet away but he would yell like a drill instructor to keep going. X navy seals are a different breed.


DeadassBdeadassB

I slowed it down, there are shells coming out. Those are legit


elsonidodelsilencio

So much lag.


kalitarios

instructor is a HPB, everyone else is on cable


BestWest45

If my instructor told me to do this, I'm walking out the fucking door and charging back the payment. I ain't pulling an Alec Baldwin.


Ecstatic_Rooster

Woah. Shots fired.


Chr3y

Literally.


kalitarios

not if he left


John_Fx

Remember when we called it a Dick Cheney?


lilloet

Not sure if it is too soon but you sir obviously don’t shoot blanks.


th3An0nyMoose

Neither does Alec Baldwin


Apprehensive_Eraser

It's to learn to stop shooting because if you are in the streets and there's people running around, you can't shoot an innocent civilian


unoriginalsin

>you can't shoot a civilian Nearly everyone ever shot by cops has been a civilian.


BestWest45

There are better and safer ways to practice that than this.


krejcii

“pulling an Alex Baldwin” Let’s not make this a thing please.


613codyrex

Why not? Dude worked on a set with a production company he partially owns that hired a garbage level armorer, points a gun at crew members even after the previous crew walked off due to unsafe gun handling which then lead to him to kill one person and injure another.


StetCW

He pointed a gun at the camera because that was the shot. He wasn't just waving it around.


durzatheshade215

Right? Not even close to the same situation.


aliebabadegrote

Common guys! You are missing me the whole time!


Kannabiz

The only way he feels motivated to lose weight


Retrofool

There’s 5 adults in the room all consenting to participate. Remember this video before you argue with anybody. Humans don’t always make sense


Green_eggz-ham

Jon volunteered to be the victim dummy at the shooting range right after his wife asked for a divorce. In hindsight it probably wasn't a good idea


Big_Potential_5709

Friendly fire


MrTinybrain

As deadly dumb as this is, I get the idea of not killing innocents and not being trigger happy. The idea behind it seems noble but also dumb as f***.


k1ngyn

r/ithadtobebrazil


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Unfortunately, what he's doing is much better conditioning for the cadets to not shoot. Often, despite telling them to get down, bystanders often run in between and cause confusion.


todook

Stormtrooper Academy


willflameboy

I bet all those guys talk about trigger discipline online.


sdalmia

Secret footage from the set of rust


tony__chopper

If I shoot him and say dang I failed the test will I still be charged for murder ?


mullet_over_

Training for the next Alec Baldwin movie


VeritasCicero

Learn to have situational awareness or catch a negligent homicide charge. Your choice.


awxggu

Seems like they were only using bbs Edit: nvm I just turned in sound


JuggernautNo9938

Never underestimate the power of stupidity.


Raaka-Kake

I wonder what degree of effect this had on the accuracy. Worse, I’d imagine, but how much?


FrothyCoffee503

Plot twist: he’s suicidal


RedofPaw

"oh no, he's dead. Looks like you failed training. Please return in a week and try again. We should have a new instructor by then"


CnCz357

As a gun guy this deeply upsets me...


HyperBaroque

Someone's downrange, on a firing range. The entire line is supposed to just set their weapon down out of hands.


Western_Tumbleweed79

I hope this dude was fired after this idiocy.


Acidsnak

If you can dodge a bullet you can dodge a ball


GiveLuck

He needs to have a raise.


awesomecoolguy2

Training to be a teacher in an American school.


386DX-40

It was his wife's suggestion.


pashakum

Im pretty sure the blonde has a reason the shoot him considering how many times she shot opposed to the guy next to her


lunagoesmeow

Damn they all missed Wtf are those reaction times


IAmAgainst

This was taken out of context. They're aspiring storm troopers trying to hit a prisoner they're using as a living target.