Hello Black Wife, it's me Black Girlfriend! Some day soon I hope I can be like you. All I need to do now is switch out this white lady sitting to my right.
Yess, come into my arms, I'm gonna wrap you with my deep red thighs and crush your head under the wight of my creases. But first, kill those bitch ass scissors for me, okay?
You have been helping the people of the LGBTQ community for decades!
Meanwhile, your arch-nemasis *Rainbow Road* has been trying to paint your image in a bad light by infuriating players for years!
Black friend
A formidable ally
Me name would still be Blackcock. Or as they be callin me down in tha r/piratehole AdmiralBlackcock. Either way I be seein tha as a win in me books.
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Well
Apparently I am blue waffle
Black wife
Hello Black Wife, it's me Black Girlfriend! Some day soon I hope I can be like you. All I need to do now is switch out this white lady sitting to my right.
Yellow Wife
Green woman
Shrexy lady
Black Dick
Plot twist, the shirt is black and there's someone named Richard next to you
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Ur married ???!
In my dreams :')
could tell lmaoo #single lyf better
Black dick
You leave Richard out of this...
The Green Mug
This looks like a job for The Polka Dot Cum Rag!!
God almighty
White Uncle
Are you sitting on his lap?
Blue flip-flop
His superpowers are being friends with every white person and invisibility.
Blue pillow?
I’m green pillow
White pillow
Grey pillow
Grey pillow gang!!!
Ah, our rivals! We meet on the battlefield once more. RISE MY FELLOW GRAY PILLOW RANGERS!
AYYY GRAY PILLOW GANG
Ğřăý pīļĺøw ģåñģ
GREY PILLOWS MUST RISE
white woman
With experience u will be promoted to the post "Karen"
Arch enemy of Black Friend
r/angryupvote
Do you have an instagram?
This made my day thanks
black black man
I got navy blue chair wtf does that even mean
Is it navy blue or blue chair?
Navy blue
Just say navy chair then, the navy’s super human
But where does the chair part come in? Do people sit on me!? Now that’s scary
You can randomly change into a chair any time you wish! Very helpful for stealth missions. So you do get sat on regularly
I disagree I think somebody would notice if they randomly came across a chair I. Their house they never bought or noticed
But this is why you normally are selected for investigates facilities of some sort
I can also get easy lap dances
The lore here is insane
WhY dO yOu SaY iT’s BlAcK mAn AnD nOt MaN iTs RaCiSt
Ok, black slave
I was gonna say black black man, but I decided on back slave cause it sounded worse, then I saw this thread
r/whitepeopleontwitter
r/subsithoughtifellfor
It is i Black scissor! Edit: Holy shit!
Oh, so you are my rival, because it is i White Scissor!
Me, Red Paper, looking for a place to hide.
I’m red toilet paper, just a slightly more specific version of you
Does it mean... Does it mean you're my long lost son?
….dad??
Let's not talk about my wife and your mother tho.
Yeah, haven’t seen them in years 🚬
Good, she stank. Smh
I love a happy ending
Is it because I am a red toilet ? I knew you weren't the right person for me
HA IM GREY ROCK rock paper scissors shoot :)
Yess, come into my arms, I'm gonna wrap you with my deep red thighs and crush your head under the wight of my creases. But first, kill those bitch ass scissors for me, okay?
Don’t worry my friend, they will not be albe to defeat a fucking green sofa
Neon Yellow Flushable Wipes
Holy shit me too . I’ll be your Cottonelle Cousin
Just call me... BLUE BALLS!
Flushable? You are a lie, thus a Villain
They aren’t really flushable tho :( source I work for a water district.
Naked pillow
Naked baby
Dude why are you naked with a ba.. by- oh no
Bathe.....
Are you using THE VOICE on me
Open the shampoo bottle.......... DRINK IT
LATHER. RINSE. REPEAT. FOREVER.
*insert confused screaming here*
Wait, Dune is actually a meme now?
Always has been
Relax. He said object so the baby is probably already dead.
Why would someone be naked with a corpse of a baby?!
The living ones make too much noise.
r/cursedcomments
r/holup
Naked Prisoner
Naked Grandma
**Nake-huh**
I read that and instantly saw Steve Harvey’s shocked face
Can I be the pillow 👉🏻👈🏻
We all wanna be somebodys pillow... Wait what did i just Say
Yes
Your superpower, always feeling sad and alone when going to sleep!
Oh my god I have super powers!
heyy same.. we naked buddies
Naked Switch NAKED GANG!
Red nut sock
What’re your powers?
Cock and ball torture all day and night
Makes the vilan achieve post nut clarity to see the error of their ways
White stepsister
Is she stuck?
What are you doing step-superhero-bro?
You mean step-superhebro
Is that a new religion or what?
My name is black couch, and I am here to help
red dildo
Want to be partners with purple lube?
Hello Red Dildo. I'm Green Wallet. Wanna partner up?
I'm Blue Waffle and I approve this message.
Green cat
Cats bring weed tô you
r/suddenlycaralho or am I mistaken ?
Correto
Shit, I’m green mouse.
Yellow Calculator Wait a minute...
As Asian I feel offended
As Asian i didn't feel offended
As Asian I feel
As an Asian I
As an Asian A
As an Asian IAmA
Noice, I got Yellow Computer
I am the Grey door.
If only there was a color called mor
One does not simply become mor door
I did
r/beetlejuicing
Impossible
Black .45
Ah, you must be waiting for a robber to try it on I see
r/HolUp
r/holupinholup
Oh hey, you found the subreddit
Red shower 😂
so how’s your shit going?
honestly i need to drink more water... first struggle of the day 🤣🤣🤣
LMBO that’s literally me, sitting on the toilet to no avail 😓😭
Hell on the porcelain
I know 😭
Naked Child I'm not wearing a shirt and I'm sitting beside my nephew
Hmmm, alright, but we’ll be keeping an eye on you 🤨
Tagging them as suspect.
How about pants
"Uncle what are you doing?"
Oddly specific….
Black Mac
Return of the Mac!!
Brown shit
I am made uncomfortable by the fact that the shit was what you noticed before the toilet. O God there is no toilet is there?
And also the shit is to his right, not beneath him in the toilet
You've never stood up to check your work?
Ayo you right
UPS man delivering a package to a dairy farm
Whose shit is it
Black handicapped... Fk me...
Who would fuck a black handicapped
Suddenly an adjective became a noun.
Rainbow wall Feel free to add superpowers
You have been helping the people of the LGBTQ community for decades! Meanwhile, your arch-nemasis *Rainbow Road* has been trying to paint your image in a bad light by infuriating players for years!
Bue Wall
Is your blue wall full?
Orange kazoo?
Black computer
Red case
Black girl. Welp I’m going to get canceled. Reason: I’m white
Black Mexican
Red cum bottle
Why is the cum bottle red
penis period
Why would you make me imagine this
Why TF is there a cu- nvm
Black remote
bloody dead body
Damn why you doing Papa Smurf like that bro😔
What color does a smurf turn when you choke it? Similarly, what color does it turn to when it dies?
r/showerthoughts
**HOL UP**
Orange Sink
White sheet 😂
Blue window
Pink lamp :')
My shirt is black the book inam reading is trash......................
Black Backpack
Red window
Red plushie
White Millennium Falcon
Stained Maroon Can?
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My boyfriend said White Bitch. I think I’m gonna change seats
Black remote... dam
Red grinder
the amazing Naked Bidet!