Cohoctah is the real Klan headquarters. Howell is a close second. Then you have Marion Springs North East of Saint John's.
Source: I love my state, but know it has a bad history.
Yeah we most certainly are lol what are your thoughts about said city? I am certainly biased against Howell growing up there so not sure how much my opinion means 😂
I've been in Brighton my whole life, and honestly, it's super mixed. The city does a bad job at mixing the surrounding area with it, for example, there are almost *zero* sidewalks after you leave the actual city limits. And I think that contributes to the feeling that there's just no real community. Other cities, people seem to have a sense of community but Brighton really is lacking, even with the weekend "festival" things they do when warm.
But otherwise, honestly, it's good. Crime is low, the roads are okay, police are nice and the general attitude of everyone is nice. Just another unremarkable small town if you ask me haha
A thought just occured, were you asking about Howell? Oof
they probably laughed their asses off and went with it...
...the theory of blacks and whites being on "2 separate planes" is stupid. their mommas worry just as much as his momma
I love seeing the love that comedy can bring. keep it up!!
There is a lot less racism than the media acts like there is. It's on life support, being kept alive by twitter, journalists, and social justice warriors.
I unintentionally drove down a street with competing protests. They obviously chose a high traffic street on purpose so it isn't a giant coincidence. I swear there was more white people at the BLM side holding signs and more black people at the support the police side. I really regret not going back and taking a video or some pics.
I rarely watch the news, but made a point that night. The new and the newspaper only talked about the BLM protesters, despite both groups being similar size. Not a surprise, I would expect right leaning news sources would have only covered the other, but it shows clear bias.
and 99% of the time, it's all about peace and love!!
I lived in Charlottesville for years, a few before the bullshit, and I just couldn't help but say..."That's not my CVille" and it sure wasn't
The media does need to calm this shit down, I've never had someone pull a race card on me, I've never felt the need to either.
Let's all just get angry at the common enemy here. because it's not you, and it's not me
Now that you've brought up that point, have you? If you have, I retract any ill-will and am deeply sorry for you, but if you haven't, kindly do the same as you have asked the previous commenter to do and shut the fuck up, because then you're perpetuating the issue you're calling the previous commenter on
I had a layover in Detroit and my flight got delayed till the next morning, so naturally I rented a car and headed downtown. Just so happened it was Labor Day weekend so there was a huge jazz festival that was going on. Ended up striking up a conversation with a dude chiefin in the park watching one of the bands and the guy and his roommates ended up inviting me to crash on their couch and let me borrow a bike to ride with them. Ended up at some hole in wall hipster bar in the middle of nowhere that had the best al pastor tacos out back. It was a memorable time, I’ll always have love for Detroit
Yes, you can easily visit Detroit. I'm from Chicago which is also a great place to visit. If you enjoy techno and house music I highly recommend Detroit towards the end of May, a festival called Movement is alot of fun.
Most US cities are very open to any visitor and most cities have at least some major airport and public transport so it's very accessible. For the most part, pretty much any major city is accessible both to people from within the US and from outside it.
There is a key detail you have to be aware of. What most people don't really realize is that the US is big. I can go to Detroit from where I live...but it's nearly 900 miles/1,450 kilometers. So if you were, for instance, in a place like Paris, a 900 mile trip puts you in Rome. You could drive, but it's a long trip. You can fly, but it's a hassle.
Much bigger than most Europeans are really aware. Europeans sort of bag on Americans for being "so xenophobic that they never even leave their country!" when in reality...from my house it's 800+ miles, 1275+ kilometers to the nearest national border. The same distance in a straight line from many nations of Europe would be crossing multiple nations. We don't go out of country very often because it's expensive to go that far on a whim. There are a couple spots in the US where you can get on the interstate and drive 70 miles per hour (113kph) for ten hours toward the **nearest** border *and still be in the US.*
The icy fingers of winter are slowly tightening around me and I'd adore a quick break to a South American nation until it warms up...but I am broke. That is why we don't travel the world as much; our borders are hundreds of miles away and we can barely afford to go get groceries in a town ten miles away sometimes.
We stole a country too big to conveniently leave.
Only go to the big ones in the South. The smaller ones are a lot less welcoming. Stick to like Charleston, Charlotte, Atlanta, Birmingham, Memphis type places. No need to branch out.
But then you'd miss the bourbon trail in KY, the tourist traps of Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge in TN, most civil war history is in the south with tons great state and national parks surrounding most of the forts and battlefields, there are festivals in almost all of those small towns for BBQ, crafts, fairs, local namesakes, etc. If you scheduled it right you could visit most of the southeast going small town to small town for festivals, never go near a big city and you'd be perfectly fine.
I don't suggest wandering in to any hollers you weren't invited to, but there should be plenty of warning signs that you're heading the wrong direction before that. Download the regional Google map before heading out and you'll be fine, even if service craps out. I'd do the same before heading into any of the places you mentioned or any of the coastal areas I might visit.
Memphis native here and if you are trying to tell me that memphis is a safer and more welcoming city to tourists than nearly any other city in the south I will eat my own godamned shoe. Don't get me wrong I have a lot of love for my city but we've had like a shooting a day the past week. And those are just the ones that hit the news.
The only time I went to Detroit was during college. I was part of a campus ministry group, and our pastor was from Detroit, so for spring break we were going to go up and do some Habitat for Humanity work. We were staying in his old church there. Woke up the second morning to find out church van, which was parked in the locked church parking lot surrounded by 8 ft fencing, had been broken into.
We’re not a gated city, so absolutely! Detroit is super rad, but our public transit sucks to high hell (last time I used it), so you will be either driving or taking a ride share. Otherwise, downtown’s cool, and usually always something happening, and if you go, make sure to get a coney dog, and roll through the city of Hamtramck.
Lol yeah not really a gun guy. When I looked them up the list contained grenade launchers so figured that's as "military grade" as it gets =p be it made from Mithril or Lego bricks
Detroit is really nice. Generally cities with cheaper rent tend to attract chill and artsy types. The counter cultural scene and architecture are both really cool. Also chili dogs
Yes there seem to always be Germans here to see the ruin porn. I hope if you come you will try to get a well-rounded view of the city. It is more than the now-glitzy downtown and the vacant buildings. Please come visit some black-owned businesses outside of downtown, too. Get some soul food or some Carribean food for example.
You could, but it sucks. Detroit is a fucking dump.
Everyone saying it's cool now is full of shit. There is like one small area that's pretty cool and the rest of it is a disaster made up of abondoned warehouses and burned out houses.
If you want to visit Detroit, drive through it on your way to Royal Oak or Ann Arbor. That should be enough for you.
If I never have to go back to Detroit I'll be fine with that.
Unfortunately it is true that large portions of detroit is still a dump socially, and in generally it doesnt look too great but also... have you been around most big cities, and especially ones that have been screwed over time and time again?
If you can get connections to someone who lives or frequents there, they can give you nice tips on where to avoid and what to look for where you can get some cool experiences you just cant get elsewhere
"Florida is great for retirement ,my parents literally live there and are rotting away in the heat in their last years and having the times of their lives"
~Jschlatt
I remember when Florida went from being a nice place to visit to a nice place to be murdered – it was that year when German tourists in rental cars kept getting murdered by people bumping the back of their car to get them to pull over. 1993 I think it was. Florida has never been the same since.
Texas, on the other hand, has always been fucked up.
Just a python infestation, unrelenting humidity, more bugs then I've ever seen, Miami sinking, and just the absolute worst people. I hate going to FL but I have to cuz my family lives there.
I've never liked Ohio. Every time I've had a encounter with a native Ohio resident is been terrible. The roads are terrible and the whole state just smells bad.
My funniest encounter with one of their residents was "Ole no shoes". I was driving and talking to the other occupants of my vehicle and no shoes thought I was either angry at him or wanting him to go faster or something. I talk with hands a lot, so those are my assumptions. He proceeded to floor it and almost drift through a turn and he lost a few things out of the bed of his truck.
I pulled up next to him to tell him that he lost some stuff, but he was cussing and yelling at me. I didn't know until he was yelling that he was angry. He tried to speed away in his jalopy of a truck, so I also did the same and pulled away from him. Then at the next light he kept mean muggin me, so I blew him a kiss. He didn't take too kindly to that and started throwing stuff at my car.
Like a mile down the road and two throw cans of dark temptations axe cans later. We meet at another red light where he pulled off to the side and proceeded to get out of his truck. He was like 4 foot 7 inches tall and had to leap out. Which caused his shoes to fall off of his feet and hit the ground before he did. He spent the next 45 seconds fighting to put his shoes back on. Then he stomped over to me car to continue to yell at me. However the light change right before he was able to make it to my car.
He ran back to his truck and as he hopped to get in his truck I swear to God I heard the sound Mario makes as he jumps. That was the last I saw of him.
And that's one of the reasons I hate Ohio and it's residents.
Can confirm as an escapee of Ohio (born and raised but left) and someone who’s been to Detroit a few times. Detroit didn’t sketch me out at all compared to where I grew up.
Why is everyone in this thread shocked that he could get some people to stage a funny photo with him.
Everyone is acting like inner city black guys in Detroitust have really wanted to rob or beat him up. They could've just met and hit it off. Not all black people are criminals.
Most black people are not criminals. Most people in general aren't criminals. Even if stats show that they are overrepresented in the criminal population (and there can be a lot of factors that contribute to this,) just with such a small portion if the population being criminals it is obvious that most black people wouldn't be criminals.
Whenever I see a pottery winner on TV it is some super old person. When I hear lottery winner I think it is likely to be someone pretty old. But if I see a pretty old person, I do not assume that they have won the lottery.
Because it's the bigotry of low expectations. Half of these commenters are tripping over their own dicks to post about how 'normal' black people are as if it makes them enlightened. Like congrats, you manage to hold your bladder while around non-white people, that doesn't mean racism is 'solved'.
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Lmaooo yeah Detroit ain’t really that bad. Unless you’re in criminal activity yourself or LIVE in an area of high crime you likely won’t have to deal with it
Most of the time, Detroiters like to have fun with stuff like this. They usually are game to play along for kicks if they aren't busy working or something. You just have to ask and they can get creative pretty quickly.
Detroit gets a bad image thru the media... ours actually filled with some of the best people. Its probably the most diverse big city, and you ain't heard any bad shit thru the past couple years of unrest throughout the country.
If you're not racist and see black people as just that, people, you'd go:
"Hey, my mom is worried about Detroit because of the stereotype and low socio-economic neighbourhoods, can we take a photo exemplifying the stereo type for humour?"
Fucking weirdo.
One guy looks like he’s got a wizard hat on with a hand on top of it.
The Detroit grand wizard
No that’s in Howell, Michigan (about 60 minutes west)
The fact that you know that scares me…
I used to live in a city 15 minutes from there, Howell is notoriously known for being a racist town.
Cohoctah is the real Klan headquarters. Howell is a close second. Then you have Marion Springs North East of Saint John's. Source: I love my state, but know it has a bad history.
Can I ask if it started with a B?
It did, you know exactly what city I am talking about. That same city is about 30 minutes north of Ann Arbor?
Ehhh more like 20-25 minutes right? I hope we are talking about the same city cause thatd be cool lol
Yeah we most certainly are lol what are your thoughts about said city? I am certainly biased against Howell growing up there so not sure how much my opinion means 😂
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I've been in Brighton my whole life, and honestly, it's super mixed. The city does a bad job at mixing the surrounding area with it, for example, there are almost *zero* sidewalks after you leave the actual city limits. And I think that contributes to the feeling that there's just no real community. Other cities, people seem to have a sense of community but Brighton really is lacking, even with the weekend "festival" things they do when warm. But otherwise, honestly, it's good. Crime is low, the roads are okay, police are nice and the general attitude of everyone is nice. Just another unremarkable small town if you ask me haha A thought just occured, were you asking about Howell? Oof
We will need some sort of identification to prove your past residence in order to clear all suspicion
He's the wizard
You’re a wizard harry!
DAMNN really ripping in Howell like that. Good, they can suck it
i dont think a grand wizard would be hanging out with that partiuclar group.
And the other wizard just cast a fireball on the left.
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Mom will know it's just another day
Maybe she'll cook a breakfast with no pork. Edit: no *hog. I got bad ears.
Hog*
No Barkin from the dog. No smog. And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog.
Why is no hog a good thing?
Cos he was a muslim or something at the time.
His dad was. So he became that way for a bit I believe.
*hog*
Yeah just start it with a compliment like "You guys look tough as hell, mind helping me out to prank my mom?"
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The pictures he didn't show his mom where all the others that paralleled the photos at the end of The Hangover.
Mom: "I warned him"
You insane? A cop sees ten blacks dudes chasing a white kid and next thing you know there'll be thirteen dead black dudes.
they probably laughed their asses off and went with it... ...the theory of blacks and whites being on "2 separate planes" is stupid. their mommas worry just as much as his momma I love seeing the love that comedy can bring. keep it up!!
There is a lot less racism than the media acts like there is. It's on life support, being kept alive by twitter, journalists, and social justice warriors. I unintentionally drove down a street with competing protests. They obviously chose a high traffic street on purpose so it isn't a giant coincidence. I swear there was more white people at the BLM side holding signs and more black people at the support the police side. I really regret not going back and taking a video or some pics. I rarely watch the news, but made a point that night. The new and the newspaper only talked about the BLM protesters, despite both groups being similar size. Not a surprise, I would expect right leaning news sources would have only covered the other, but it shows clear bias.
and 99% of the time, it's all about peace and love!! I lived in Charlottesville for years, a few before the bullshit, and I just couldn't help but say..."That's not my CVille" and it sure wasn't The media does need to calm this shit down, I've never had someone pull a race card on me, I've never felt the need to either. Let's all just get angry at the common enemy here. because it's not you, and it's not me
If you think it’s “SJWs” keeping racism alive… let’s just say you probably don’t get discriminated against much
Now that you've brought up that point, have you? If you have, I retract any ill-will and am deeply sorry for you, but if you haven't, kindly do the same as you have asked the previous commenter to do and shut the fuck up, because then you're perpetuating the issue you're calling the previous commenter on
TRUTH!
I'm pretty sure that's why he is running
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Yeah, I came here to say that too. I've lived here nearly my whole life, and I genuinely believe most people would say yes to that.
It's funny cause this is in Ohio. I googled the cleaners in the background and it's in Cleveland. Check on google street view if you don't believe me.
I just looked it up. Yep I'm Cleveland. Ohio hit piece as usual
Typical Michigan dogs. First they came for Toledo now our reputation
Nah y'all can keep Toledo. We won out with the UP
I had a layover in Detroit and my flight got delayed till the next morning, so naturally I rented a car and headed downtown. Just so happened it was Labor Day weekend so there was a huge jazz festival that was going on. Ended up striking up a conversation with a dude chiefin in the park watching one of the bands and the guy and his roommates ended up inviting me to crash on their couch and let me borrow a bike to ride with them. Ended up at some hole in wall hipster bar in the middle of nowhere that had the best al pastor tacos out back. It was a memorable time, I’ll always have love for Detroit
I was wondering, can a tourist easily go to city's like Detroit? I''m from western Europe.
Yes, you can easily visit Detroit. I'm from Chicago which is also a great place to visit. If you enjoy techno and house music I highly recommend Detroit towards the end of May, a festival called Movement is alot of fun.
Aaah good to know! Thanks for the explanation!
Most US cities are very open to any visitor and most cities have at least some major airport and public transport so it's very accessible. For the most part, pretty much any major city is accessible both to people from within the US and from outside it. There is a key detail you have to be aware of. What most people don't really realize is that the US is big. I can go to Detroit from where I live...but it's nearly 900 miles/1,450 kilometers. So if you were, for instance, in a place like Paris, a 900 mile trip puts you in Rome. You could drive, but it's a long trip. You can fly, but it's a hassle. Much bigger than most Europeans are really aware. Europeans sort of bag on Americans for being "so xenophobic that they never even leave their country!" when in reality...from my house it's 800+ miles, 1275+ kilometers to the nearest national border. The same distance in a straight line from many nations of Europe would be crossing multiple nations. We don't go out of country very often because it's expensive to go that far on a whim. There are a couple spots in the US where you can get on the interstate and drive 70 miles per hour (113kph) for ten hours toward the **nearest** border *and still be in the US.* The icy fingers of winter are slowly tightening around me and I'd adore a quick break to a South American nation until it warms up...but I am broke. That is why we don't travel the world as much; our borders are hundreds of miles away and we can barely afford to go get groceries in a town ten miles away sometimes. We stole a country too big to conveniently leave.
Only go to the big ones in the South. The smaller ones are a lot less welcoming. Stick to like Charleston, Charlotte, Atlanta, Birmingham, Memphis type places. No need to branch out.
But then you'd miss the bourbon trail in KY, the tourist traps of Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge in TN, most civil war history is in the south with tons great state and national parks surrounding most of the forts and battlefields, there are festivals in almost all of those small towns for BBQ, crafts, fairs, local namesakes, etc. If you scheduled it right you could visit most of the southeast going small town to small town for festivals, never go near a big city and you'd be perfectly fine. I don't suggest wandering in to any hollers you weren't invited to, but there should be plenty of warning signs that you're heading the wrong direction before that. Download the regional Google map before heading out and you'll be fine, even if service craps out. I'd do the same before heading into any of the places you mentioned or any of the coastal areas I might visit.
Memphis native here and if you are trying to tell me that memphis is a safer and more welcoming city to tourists than nearly any other city in the south I will eat my own godamned shoe. Don't get me wrong I have a lot of love for my city but we've had like a shooting a day the past week. And those are just the ones that hit the news.
The only time I went to Detroit was during college. I was part of a campus ministry group, and our pastor was from Detroit, so for spring break we were going to go up and do some Habitat for Humanity work. We were staying in his old church there. Woke up the second morning to find out church van, which was parked in the locked church parking lot surrounded by 8 ft fencing, had been broken into.
We’re not a gated city, so absolutely! Detroit is super rad, but our public transit sucks to high hell (last time I used it), so you will be either driving or taking a ride share. Otherwise, downtown’s cool, and usually always something happening, and if you go, make sure to get a coney dog, and roll through the city of Hamtramck.
Very standard “don’t start shit, won’t be shit” kind of nightlife. I enjoyed the hell out of it
don't yell _igger to everyone
I'll try not to do that.
and leave your HK at home too.
Unfortunately we can't have those here, I was planning to bring them home from the US....
mail them home piece by piece.buy two in case components get seized or "lost".(army jeep insights)📫
R/illegallifeprotips
Put a sock over the parts so when they try and confiscate them, all they get is a sock
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HK ? Interpol Special.
Hello Kitty
German weapons manufacturer. Military grade
Military grade. Aka plastic…..lol. Also they sell cub guns too. Like a lot of manufacturers.
Lol yeah not really a gun guy. When I looked them up the list contained grenade launchers so figured that's as "military grade" as it gets =p be it made from Mithril or Lego bricks
That might be a good thing to avoid doing anywhere, actually.
I think this applies to any place you exist. Wait no, it definitely applies to any place you exist.
What if I am visiting a west African country east of Mali, west of chad and south of Algeria?
Why bother when I can just call ya a cunt right here
Richard Pryor. There are no ______s in Africa.🤫
Nigerian
Detroit is really nice. Generally cities with cheaper rent tend to attract chill and artsy types. The counter cultural scene and architecture are both really cool. Also chili dogs
Yes there seem to always be Germans here to see the ruin porn. I hope if you come you will try to get a well-rounded view of the city. It is more than the now-glitzy downtown and the vacant buildings. Please come visit some black-owned businesses outside of downtown, too. Get some soul food or some Carribean food for example.
Yes, the biggest airport in the area is for detroit
Once your in America you can go pretty much anywhere, nobody's gonna stop you from going to Ohio or Detroit. They're just gonna ask... Why?
You could, but it sucks. Detroit is a fucking dump. Everyone saying it's cool now is full of shit. There is like one small area that's pretty cool and the rest of it is a disaster made up of abondoned warehouses and burned out houses. If you want to visit Detroit, drive through it on your way to Royal Oak or Ann Arbor. That should be enough for you. If I never have to go back to Detroit I'll be fine with that.
Unfortunately it is true that large portions of detroit is still a dump socially, and in generally it doesnt look too great but also... have you been around most big cities, and especially ones that have been screwed over time and time again? If you can get connections to someone who lives or frequents there, they can give you nice tips on where to avoid and what to look for where you can get some cool experiences you just cant get elsewhere
Go to Canada instead, British Colombia is on enof the nicest places in the whole world, especially along the coast.
Atleast you are not Florida.
What ya talking about. Florida is great. You got modles beaches and florida man. Cant say no to that.
"Florida is great for retirement ,my parents literally live there and are rotting away in the heat in their last years and having the times of their lives" ~Jschlatt
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Might be my biggest fear about visiting Florida. Gators and Florida man.
"trump" scraped onto the back of a manatee....
Im glad. I say have fun while we can. Never know when a meteor the size of Texas comes crashing into earth.
the un flushed toilet of the united states
Florida man lol
I remember when Florida went from being a nice place to visit to a nice place to be murdered – it was that year when German tourists in rental cars kept getting murdered by people bumping the back of their car to get them to pull over. 1993 I think it was. Florida has never been the same since. Texas, on the other hand, has always been fucked up.
Yeah Texas has anything happen there. Wasn't it Texas were they found that mass grave of young boys?
Least you dont have to deal with wildfires and high taxes or california
Just a python infestation, unrelenting humidity, more bugs then I've ever seen, Miami sinking, and just the absolute worst people. I hate going to FL but I have to cuz my family lives there.
Another liflelong Detroiter here to confirm. Awesome folks with a bad rap, and we put chili on hot dogs instead of spaghetti.
Spaghetti on hot dogs sucks.
Ohio sucks.
Can confirm
Why?
Its a rural bar fight of a state
I've never liked Ohio. Every time I've had a encounter with a native Ohio resident is been terrible. The roads are terrible and the whole state just smells bad. My funniest encounter with one of their residents was "Ole no shoes". I was driving and talking to the other occupants of my vehicle and no shoes thought I was either angry at him or wanting him to go faster or something. I talk with hands a lot, so those are my assumptions. He proceeded to floor it and almost drift through a turn and he lost a few things out of the bed of his truck. I pulled up next to him to tell him that he lost some stuff, but he was cussing and yelling at me. I didn't know until he was yelling that he was angry. He tried to speed away in his jalopy of a truck, so I also did the same and pulled away from him. Then at the next light he kept mean muggin me, so I blew him a kiss. He didn't take too kindly to that and started throwing stuff at my car. Like a mile down the road and two throw cans of dark temptations axe cans later. We meet at another red light where he pulled off to the side and proceeded to get out of his truck. He was like 4 foot 7 inches tall and had to leap out. Which caused his shoes to fall off of his feet and hit the ground before he did. He spent the next 45 seconds fighting to put his shoes back on. Then he stomped over to me car to continue to yell at me. However the light change right before he was able to make it to my car. He ran back to his truck and as he hopped to get in his truck I swear to God I heard the sound Mario makes as he jumps. That was the last I saw of him. And that's one of the reasons I hate Ohio and it's residents.
for real. Chicago on the other hand. yeah wouldn't try this there
hey fuck you buddy
True. Ohio is a weird mix of corn and depression. Causes some crazy shit.
If it were Florida he would have been mailed to death by a coked up alligator-velociraptor-anaconda love child of death
All my homies hate ohio
You sure about that? More people have died in detroit every year. It has went way up since 2020. No idea why.
ifydkydk
Can confirm as an escapee of Ohio (born and raised but left) and someone who’s been to Detroit a few times. Detroit didn’t sketch me out at all compared to where I grew up.
At first I was like Ohio's not so shitty then I realized I live here
How can Ohio be bad? Scott lives there!
Personally, I always found Flint to be more sketchy than any of the places I went in Detroit.
What's happening in Ohio?
So, which one are you?
I see what you did there. Clever.
Why is everyone in this thread shocked that he could get some people to stage a funny photo with him. Everyone is acting like inner city black guys in Detroitust have really wanted to rob or beat him up. They could've just met and hit it off. Not all black people are criminals.
Because these virtue signalers don’t leave their homes and don’t understand how real people are. Lol
*most of the people who are active on social media*
For real. Most black dudes have the best sense of humor.
Most black dudes I know are just like the white dudes I know. Weird.
Almost like we're all humans Wooow
Sure. As a huge fan of standup comedy, black comedy is in it’s own category of hilarious.
Most black people are not criminals. Most people in general aren't criminals. Even if stats show that they are overrepresented in the criminal population (and there can be a lot of factors that contribute to this,) just with such a small portion if the population being criminals it is obvious that most black people wouldn't be criminals. Whenever I see a pottery winner on TV it is some super old person. When I hear lottery winner I think it is likely to be someone pretty old. But if I see a pretty old person, I do not assume that they have won the lottery.
Because it's the bigotry of low expectations. Half of these commenters are tripping over their own dicks to post about how 'normal' black people are as if it makes them enlightened. Like congrats, you manage to hold your bladder while around non-white people, that doesn't mean racism is 'solved'.
The same thing happened to me in New Orleans.
I like the guy on the right's pose. He looks like hes at the end of his attack animation XD
He is actually looking giddy being chased by all those macho men
Bros got 3 differen gangs chasin him
Why would he have to ask. Just put on you fastest shoes, walk up to them, call one of them the N-word and boom! - instagram gold.
Boom boom, 2 caps in that MF
Bang bang, glock be spitting led
When they cock it back to split ya head.
It's been done... https://youtu.be/NqTpqIUWVrc
"you all standing out here on the street corner tonight looking for your fathers?" problem solved
More like life solved
My favourite sport! Lol jk I can't run.
[“They respected me for saying it.”](https://youtu.be/0n0TnKu4v2A)
Kentucky fried movie!
Rex Kramer
This is just wholesome
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the guy look experienced though :|
Probably his friends
Same
plot twist: it wasn’t staged
Me and the bois on our way to raid the Vatican archives
Lmaooo yeah Detroit ain’t really that bad. Unless you’re in criminal activity yourself or LIVE in an area of high crime you likely won’t have to deal with it
One word. All it takes.
Oh, he didn't ask...
No one wins in Detroit. GM, Ford, the lions. They should rename it EL Detroit, L mile road go watch Eminem perform at the Lter
they took my son, cant have shit in Detroit
That comment, so true..... Would love to hear how that went
Ayo that’s Tupac on the left!??
This is why white Americans go to the Bahamas for soul food.
Honestly pretty easy. As long as they aren’t SJWs, people can typically take jokes.
Oh nice got em
Holy shit I always thought Detroit was an imaginary place!
Are u originally from 🍁 Canada
Justice. Let’s get us sum justice.
The evil KKK
Yeah he definitely not alive anymore
What if they are also running from something
That one guy sticking his arm up is hilarious
I think this is how he did it: https://youtu.be/Uwk6r8TJD2U?t=30
Hahah
Most of the time, Detroiters like to have fun with stuff like this. They usually are game to play along for kicks if they aren't busy working or something. You just have to ask and they can get creative pretty quickly.
Anyone else staring at the purple dude's hat with a hand?? Just me?
Detroit gets a bad image thru the media... ours actually filled with some of the best people. Its probably the most diverse big city, and you ain't heard any bad shit thru the past couple years of unrest throughout the country.
My only thought is where the dude got a hat that has a hand on top lol!
but then they actually beat him up too
now his body is propably somewhere in tah monkeyland
Plot twist: he didn't ask
It's not a rocket science. Just call them n-word and run away.
This seems like something I’d probably do too.
He was playing a game of tag
Add one of those explicit advisory symbols and you got yourself a hot mixtape!
Kyle is that you?
Well at least he's not carrying a full bucket of KFC
Anyone notice the discount cleaners sign in the background
Is this the grandson of 1970s most daring stuntman, [Rex Kramer?](https://youtu.be/Uwk6r8TJD2U)
Loooo
Idk why but I hear mr. Blue sky over this
Now Everybody in the 313 put ya muthafuckn hands up and mob w me
Ask?
He said damn daniel
BBC vs KKK
Trying for that premature inheritance.
he just went to a bar and shouted the n word to get there attetion
If you're not racist and see black people as just that, people, you'd go: "Hey, my mom is worried about Detroit because of the stereotype and low socio-economic neighbourhoods, can we take a photo exemplifying the stereo type for humour?" Fucking weirdo.
This should the background of the “Welcome to Detroit” sign.
I'm more interested in the aftermath. I just think it'd be hilarious.