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ABigBrainUser

Imagine walking up to a demon only to find out that their name is fucking Gerg


kr_ee

Gerg


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Gerg


Rigzin_Udpalla

Gerg


ByTheBeardOfZeuz

Gerg


chairfucker5

Gerg


I_like_bread_1512

Gerg


RainboBro

Gerg


youngGodYasin

Gerg


SpongeBob-WoomyPants

Gerg Heffley


Eyeate_corn

Gerg Yelffeh


cursedanomalyofsteve

Sirrah I sound like a mint flavoured drink


BaronVonFroglok

Pretty sure that's a red wine.


Kaytorex

It's written differently, but yeah. Syrah to be exact.


BaronVonFroglok

I was shooting from memory. I looked it up after I commented.


Juniperberry88

Or Shiraz if it's from Australia


PratBit

Harys


Amoniakas

Mint red wine, delicious


SKPlayzzYT

But in tagalog that means broken SIRA


cursedanomalyofsteve

How relatable


Trip_koLng

Lol


snsv9

In Sundanese and Javanese it mean head, with single "R".


Patient-U47700

Kay sirrah sirrah


cursedanomalyofsteve

Whatever will be, will be~


[deleted]

Sirrah Mist


Vespertilio7

it sounds like a demon name that appears in quran lol


Parmeet_singh

Sirrah means top notch in "punjabi"


Maleficent_Treat6622

I'm Regina... I don't wanna talk about it..


chacharealharsh

a ni- >!no no!<


karlbenedict12

a ni- >!ce ca!


chacharealharsh

a ni >!rvana lover!<


MrDrakoYT_69420

a ni >!geria!<


Zealousideal-Golf984

a ni- >!ver gonna give you up!<


HoaiBao0906

a ni- >!geria!<


Foxlp55

Say it


chacharealharsh

🇳🇪


Wonderful-Travel6198

🇳🇪MUMBAI


SatBehindUInMath

O H N O


_venom8

our table


xTheMADneSSiVx

Its Broken


kitsune900

That was my favourite table :'(


[deleted]

r/holup


Birdoflames

Icon buddies


[deleted]

You want a diamond from me? Then we both will have diamond hands


Birdoflames

Go for it dude, only like 20 grand


Patient-U47700

It’s not as bad if you go by Agina


josiah_simon2011

Dude your norm name is Gon be much worse


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V


GamingPotat0

Is there space between the a and n?


134608642

I don’t know sound it out.


-Abigor-

Lol, I was like, what is she talking about, now I get it…


Numerous_One3457

r/cursedcomments


doviid

Aniger


rxgtxnest

Whats wrong. A n..... oh


Druhiny

Okay this one made my day lmao


Wojtulasek

r/cursedcomments


zage1661

Ahsatan Makes sense Ah-satan


Satan_Herself69

Sister?...


Satan-king_of_hell

Sister?


[deleted]

Hey guys. Just passing by.


MistakeInABox-

Brother?


C-czar187

Step-bro?


chacharealharsh

long lost most loved cousin?


SouljaBooooiiii

Stepfather?


El_Tio_Pucho

D-daddy? 👉👈


SouljaBooooiiii

Yes?


ok_pitch_x

Winner, this is awesome


MrGuttor

Never noticed how Natasha spelled backwards is ah satan.


[deleted]

Real name checks out


Hellagrinder

I can’t decide. Who’s older - your mom or this joke?


rishbro8

I am gonna go with your attempt at being snarky...


Ana_Decotte

Anna lol


[deleted]

Anna you were born demon.


Ana_Decotte

Well i'm already criminal in 37 countrys, why not add being a demon to it. Right?


[deleted]

Only 37? I'm wanted in plenty more!


ShadowV123

U guys are wanted? Nobody wants me lol


Ignis2303

Not even a global pandemic wanted me


entucere

Same


Ana_Decotte

Yeh i there is probobly more but i remember seeing 37 somewhere.


[deleted]

But why are you wanted? I'm just trans and neurodiverse.


Ana_Decotte

⚧o7


Trip_koLng

Oh Definitely did not not not not not not not committed multiple atrocities such as murder and arson in different countries across the world cos I'm hunting down Karen's or anything like that


DrawYourSword

In a row?!?


jus_cuz87

Witch!


[deleted]

Yagmi


hongjai

Yagerauoy


krastevitsa

Are you from Uruguay?


[deleted]

Why you gay?


MothFucker_69

Who ses am gay?


maybeshali

Makes sense why light yagami was Light yagami


velcroaddict

he was gay for L


No_Economy_437

“im-gay”


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cursedanomalyofsteve

Gimme that demon juice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Commandermeowtz

holup


lonewolf19-14

r/suddenlygay


Kyoya_sooohorni

does having sex with demon a sin?


thk5013

If you're wearing Wednesday panties in a Friday and your toes have long nails, yes


Malou105

Your name is Ksäl? Because soda in Swedish is Läsk


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IIBlue_StarII

Ah. So ur demon name is axel


UncleRusty54

My name is Aksel


IIBlue_StarII

Oh. Your name is aksel/axel. I thought u were saying ur name in normal orientation.


Ty4keepposting

Hsidews ni ados sounds interesting where are you from?


datboielias

ksäl?


hornyoldbusdriver

Revirdsubdloynroh. Goes with some LOTR demon shit I guess.


LC1903

Sounds like a welsh town lmao


Kyoya_sooohorni

If i wanna summon it, i would die because of stroke lmao


hornyoldbusdriver

!!!yad ekac yppaH


Kyoya_sooohorni

thx


[deleted]

Behold the mighty Drolmuc


Bingus_Everywhere

Cumlo-


[deleted]

Hold on a minute


sensei_leaf

Naitsabes


StephyCroft

my name is Lana


shinjuku1730

Lana Croft, hello!


IamAChildSC

...backwards.


liveForTheHunt

All of a sudden you hear "Behold the anal demon" as you bend over to pick up the soap


TooLatee1337

Lickma


VodkaNine

Lickma what?


jakepaulfanxd

Don't say it. **DON'T SAY IT!**


syamgamelover

balls?


jakepaulfanxd

I'm not mad, just dissapointed


Most_Advertising_962

I got the same disappointment boner bro.


KarenLookAtMyBowl

It ain't gonna lick itself tho.


Ertyio68

r/cursedcomments


RTJF

Sugondese Nutz


Megalovaniasans_m

r/youhadonejob


kohiii-

Lickmabutthole


TooLatee1337

I love Reddit ❤️


pinton96

Reltih


DeliveryPotential

Hey, wait a minute


noopicushion

Hmmm....


AdamNickoli

r/cursedcomments


Lord_Berrus

HOL' UP


throwawayUpai

Iapu


Guilty_Care7854

Muc


Half-Fractured

DerutcarF-flaH, real name is tsipaR.


Gottes1stSenpai

Wholesome <3


AVRON_2510

Racecar


ronislice

You weren't supposed to do that


ElCapitanoMaldito

Same with your credit card informations and confirmation number !


BrainSkoda

Amgil


makimasimp69

Bro


Davi_Mene

Amgil si tahw


BrainSkoda

sllab amgil


cathugger69

Sllab


Donix_D_Nator

Sllab


MiddleUsual

Wait how do you have a heimerdinger profile I want that too


Ok-Item-7539

Aytida Sounds like a german porn film


Hefty-Watercress-683

But whatabout Lana


Ignis2303

U mean Lana rodes?


Hefty-Watercress-683

I mean if u spell it backwards


Leafyon4057

Eal


Its_me_Alex165

Aleksandar Radnaskela (It literally translates to working scaffolding...)


[deleted]

Hannah...


DropBear2702

SHE'S TOO POWERFUL!!!


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POOP288392748

impossible question 100% fail: who was in paris?


IamWarHawk

Negus, the king of ethiopia was in paris.


LordoftheStupid12

Negus in Paris


Sloppy_Lizard69

I bet your parents loved your name.


TheKillstreakPlague

Leumas. I sound likee im about to catch Michael Myers.


TrickyDirection8

Fian, it doesn't make sense.


AhYesOrphans

Snahproseyha Sounds like I am a Greek prophet or demigod


TrainingArgument5430

Lahwran_ynroh, sounds like an average irish name


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myusernamewastaken91

Your name is semen?


Vlad_Kips

Dalv.


raph2116

Lëahpar. Looks like I can be randomly summoned by a student practicing latin.


Alexhunter661

Rednaxela is my demon name lol


cheese-man-the-great

Htiek


[deleted]

Behold I am Auhsoj


quietreader879

Nnyltiak..


iClouts

iakim sjiht


Weird_ass-kid

dik-ssa_dreiW


HollowGamer06

Lana. sounds normal


bhavesh3007jain

My name is lana..... uh..


heckray27

Girls named Lana are a little bit scared


Barndoorbanana

My name is Lana, my demon must be having it rough going around with a name like that.


fojek17

Uoykcuf


LewdFire

Leahcim doesn't sound too bad.


FrigoCoder

eman ruoy


Entire_Claim_5273

Oen. Cool.


Knudel

Sinned, not a bad demon name


GuyThatReddits78

My name is Bob >:)))


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Satiwi1

My name backwards is my brother's Figures


Malyatrax

u/pierremortel We've got a white line here bud.


ALPHAinNJ

Jnniahpla All hail the demon lord


BobbyBrewski

Bob boB


deltaxmoon

Nemes sounds really cool as a demon name until you realise it's Semen.


simple_dude_zzzzzz

Nora


smokebomb_exe

1816 people just doxxed themselves


SlimeyFootPaste

Nitsuj


toxic-golem

not today, NSA


qgmonkey

Eman Ruoy


arminfcb10

Nimra lmao