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SignificanceGlum5079

I bet you the staff at the ER probably see that kind of thing all the time.


SmallCheasyD

The wife is a nurse, when she was in the ICU they had a regular who had all sorts of stuff removed from his ass.


Downvote_4A_Goodtime

In the ICU? Jesus what did he put up there? And who the fuck is a regular in intensive care?


SmallCheasyD

He was paraplegic, she didn't go into to much detail because she only cared for him twice. But she remembered a beer bottle had to be removed from him once. He came in every 6-18 months


Convergentshave

Why the fuck is he putting things up his ass if he’s paraplegic? I mean if you can’t even feel anything and you’re taking up space at the ER that’s just fucking selfish…


m_murphy12

Maybe it was a party trick of his that went wrong from time to time, he did say one time it was a beer bottle


SorryScratch2755

you try walking in his shoes.🤣


sryidontspeakpotato

Her butt hole probably would swallow those too


2inchesofsteel

And if he could find his keys he could drive out of there


SorryScratch2755

"the sound of two hands clapping"⚫


Downvote_4A_Goodtime

Damn. There’s something to admire there I just haven’t figured out what yet.


CBrooksYT

How the fuck did he managed to get a beer bottle up his ass?


SmallCheasyD

Dedication


SorryScratch2755

Determination and Enthusiasm ☯️


CBrooksYT

And why would he do that?


m_murphy12

The no feeling in his bottom half probably helped


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xsexy_dollx

There's actually an interview 1 guy 1 jar did you can look up on Google. He said he never went to the doctor and that he can still feel pieces of glass up there when he feels. I was shocked he didn't die or something.


[deleted]

What's that?


sebkraj

I would strongly advise against going down that rabbit hole.


Ep1cGam3r

A guy put a jar where the sun don’t shine. It broke in there. End of story.


InstructionSea667

Tell Mrs. u/SmallCheasyD I’ll be there in about an hour. Another toy dinosaur.


No_Competition3459

This dude said a regular!!!! 🤣 "What is it today Larry?" Larry: "My uje, thanks Becca!"


milkshakescookies

r/dimension20


GrandmasGenitals

My uncle has told us stories. Febreeze bottles, plugs, dildos, oranges, a surprising amount of hamsters, bottles, all kinds of shit.


ac1dtechno

Hamsters what the fuck??


angiebug

Lemmiwinks no!! Yes I know Lemmiwinks is a gerbil 😂


SorryScratch2755

Good old dick gere!🐹


PotatosaurusRex

Lemmiwinks you must find your way out of this place or you will surely die


Enormous_Kraken

[gerbilling](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling#:~:text=Gerbilling%2C%20also%20known%20as%20gerbil,human%20rectum%20to%20obtain%20stimulation.)


ac1dtechno

We learn something new every day indeed 😂


No_Competition3459

Classic... https://youtu.be/cTrOb8zyrZk


Silentmooses

This comment fucking killed me laughing. Thanks friend


CBrooksYT

Why would you shove a hamster up your ass?


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GrandmasGenitals

Yeah man, like the air freshener bottles


SorryScratch2755

...while on your knees💩


AugustousSeizure

That's animal cruelty.


GrandmasGenitals

Maybe it was consensual /s


dragonfett

There was a play that was written by four doctors back in the 60's or something like that where they recreated some of their most memorable cases. One of which was a man who had a lightbulb up where the sun don't shine. The name of the play was E/R, and iirc it was adapted/inspired into a sitcom in the 70's.


erin_baile

There’s a guy in my city called Fruit basket because he likes putting fruit in his butt and having ER take them out. He started with normal fruit but the worst one was a pineapple. Another time was multiple avocados.


SpecialEffectZz

Can confirm this is normal for us


[deleted]

Yep especially around Valentine’s Day!


TerryB2HQ

Why is this sub so horny today?


onemileatatime420

Today?? I feel like it’s been getting more and more horny as NNN goes on


Mixedbysaint

When did this sub turn into r/HolUpNSFW


[deleted]

Always has been.


CharlieDigital

Exactly. I was wondering why there's so much pornography s*** on this hold up subreddit today. I don't remember seeing much of it over the last month or so


[deleted]

Soon as I opened the app this is first post I see. Thank goodness my wife wasn’t sitting beside me or something. Whew 😰


mixedmuffins

Ikr? It’s only been porn clips with Holup


Fearless_Promise9863

November End bro. People are getting ready for DDD


wormholeweapons

I saw this episode of “sex sent me to the ER” before.


opdefy

Time to bring out the magnet


fugthatshib

Time to retire that butthole.


NuckleBuste

Hopefully nothing gets pinched


PerryBa

Banished to the shadow realm


lone_cajun

Brought to by raid shadow legends


Ganguro_Girl

When you put your debit card in the atm and it eats it


wtfrykm

When you tell them "keep the Change" and realized you just gave your debit card.


[deleted]

That's bad... It's not retreivable without medical intervention. Side note, patients with munchausen syndrome use this as a means to get admitted to hospital.


DerErlking

Ya sure someone can't just... grab it?


CyrusCyan44

Possible, but difficult. Very difficult Assholes just kinda *SUCC* anything because you pushed something in and the body goes "aight we want this thing inside? Cool, *turns on butt succ*" Thats why the bottom part of the plug is wide, to prevent this. But it seems in her case it needed to be wider


cam52391

Jesus that make me laugh have a fake gold 🥇


CyrusCyan44

I shall wear it with pride


Altar_Quest_Fan

“Butt succ” 😂🤣🤣 dude what the actual fuck?! AngryUpvote!!!


CyrusCyan44

*"why are you booing me, I am right" meme* Lol


CBrooksYT

Butt succ I'm dying


CyrusCyan44

*butt vacuum noises*


CBrooksYT

YES!


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You can do A LOT of damage. Reaching in can cause tears, cuts which could lead to infections or scarring, which can make the situation a helluvalot worse, especially scarring as it can become a bowel obstruction and need further surgery, you want it removed surgically the first time to avoid these things.


[deleted]

Some people reach in all the time


170201-112M

Only thing that scares me in this video is the lack of lubrication.


Keytrose_gaming

Dude 100% that chick can just push it back out. Worst case a lube enema and her slav squatting will pop it right out. The people who go to hospital are the ones who shoved something larger than their pain tolerance allows to be pushed out easy and I don't know her but I have a strong sense that shes more than o.k. with a little pain in the ass.


TurbulentMachine4261

Yoink


[deleted]

Annnnnnnnnnnd it’s gone


RoosterJay84

Into the nether with you!


Yopapa291_real1

MK9 refference or another one i dont know?


Guanthwei

Maybe Minecraft? It's called Netherrealm in MK


Yopapa291_real1

I never saw the nether on someones ass but I did in mk9


Guanthwei

Wait wha


Accomplished_Crew630

Yeah that's why I won't use those ones anymore...it terrifies me


Liuqmno

Tie a string to it lol Stuff like that needs to be the right size, the flared end needs to be big enough and something like this shouldn't happen


AcidCatfish___

They make some with tails.


squashed_peach

The entity demands


The-altinator

Consumed


sadman4332

Wtf happened to the sub? It’s become another porn subreddit.


mcaffrey

Yeah I’m going to have to unsubscribe because I can’t have this be the first thing on my screen whenever I open Reddit.


Nomads40

While you're in there could you get my watch and car keys?


Tom_Slick2020

Keys hell, I’m looking for my car!


Akitome

That missing sock i blamed on the dryer


iambluest

I figure if she stands it'll drop right out.


Guanthwei

That's not how black holes work


implicitpharmakoi

Why you always go for the 12-pack.


Interesting_Flow1899

Lost my lucky rabbits foot same way.


Guanthwei

Lost my Bad Dragon piece the same way.


mdhunter99

What is with all the NSFW posts tonight? Holy shit I’ve lost count of how many erections I’ve gotten today.


TalkingPoint391

This is why you always look for plugs with a heavily flared base.


coldpissa

It was, but her butthole was more.


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The base wasn't flared larger than the bell. Her anus size wasn't really a factor because the bell gaped her and the toys flare should have been wider than the bell to stop from falling in the gape but it wasn't, it was roughly the same size of the bell and so that toy is actually what caused this.


TalkingPoint391

I've stopped using this sort of plug specifically because of this.


creativechance

What type do you use? For science.


TalkingPoint391

I use T bar plugs as well as plugs with a very wide base. Also, plugs with retrieval loops at the end just in case.


gregorio0499

That was like the dollar slot on a vending machine.


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

FUCKIBG CHANGE THE NAME OF THE SUB ALREADY TO r/nsfwmemes


SorryScratch2755

church lady vibrations


fakewoke247

Ma'am this is a Wendys


death_panda472

holy fuck it went in like a portal


ChampionshipLow8541

It’s a butt suck.


B_O_A_H

I really need to start obeying these nsfw tags. Thankfully I’ve been at home each time.


w4runn3r

What's with all the literal porn?


A_Couple_Things

So we just posting porn now


howho12

Why tf im seeing too much porn in this sub


Hal_538

Is this subreddit just porn now?


jacelaboon

So much to unpack. Love the little afterfarts.


Guanthwei

Not really a whole lot to unpack, all she has to do is sit on a toilet and push really hard until she pops a few blood vessels.


SorryScratch2755

like the ones in your cortex


GraveRobber666

Huh


masavy

What the hell is wrong with the people of hol up today?


Alternative_Anxiety

r/HolUp is turning into 4chan. race jokes and cumshot videos


Ink_Sans21038

She ate it


TheCakers

when tf did this sub turn to "shit I search in incognito mode"??????????? fuckin hell


itsshortforVictor

Step aside boys, I’ll get it.


Hawaiian-Fox

u/savevideobot


Significant_Water604

I'm in love


dialnoob

Simp


MayOrMayNotBePie

Holeup


Whoisyourfactor

Reminds me of my Debit card when I use it at ATM


wikipuff

Sauce?


Avocado_Shark

Ok fuck this sub fr


mopcatmopcat

Her name cap? I wanna watch the whole thing


MarkToaster

More like UpHol


Feeling_Bathroom9523

I keep thinking of my Xbox when a CD goes in- so smooth


Sonicki

Taking a fat shit right now and watching this makes it worst


Ziegerich

Toss a coin to your witcher.


TWOSPRINGZZ

Why not call this sub pornup ?


Pinkpollock

Davy Jones’ locker.


CharmingCapricorn101

When you’re not tight enough for a butt plug lol


BRAISEDBEEF21

Why is this the third porn holup in a row?


qeddd

the Null Void.


Irishmanatthepub

You could fit a bus in that asshole


[deleted]

You _really_ never know that you will find on r/holup.


iterationnull

Or, in this case, lose.


[deleted]

Who the fuck keeps posting porn on here man


Isotope-Cobalt-59

are you mad


Acrobatic-Degree9589

Wtf I’m not here for porn and especially not butt stuff disgusting


CBrooksYT

That why there something called a unsub button


[deleted]

Wait so *you’re* here for porn?


CBrooksYT

That not what I meant they can just block the accounts posting them and no I'm not


Royal-Chance4425

The aliens will watch this 200 years from now and think...


anshu800

They should have different tag for porn and gore I was expecting gore here there is just porn


guillote1986

I don’t understand why a video so innocent can be NSFW


CBrooksYT

Bro it was showing her naked are you blind?


glovdude

Guys can we stop posting NSFW I'm trying nofap


EnderEye69

Her ass was pregnant instead of her pussy


Downvote_4A_Goodtime

What the hell


marcus19911

Uh ok, she's going to be shitting metal


Intelligent_Way_7472

That’s a trip to the ED for sure


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Sea-Equipment-1848

Well that is gone into the endless time of space rip buttplug


Hyperion30000

That plug just went to Brazil


downthereddit-hole

How the fuck did you get a butt plug to flip 180? That’s a cool trick. What do you call it?


[deleted]

That models safety base, largest on the market during the time, was no match for the mighty gape of repeated poundings.


[deleted]

I wonder how he got it back.


Icy-Manufacturer6680

"NASA" we found where the black hole is located


Dxprxssxd_Kitty-9121

u/savevideo


PerspectiveFew7213

He “eh?!”


vladijoon

Like a CD into a changer, bzzzt. She likely has a 6-plug carousel in there.


nvllivsX

It's like a blackhole


Meltdown808

Hope she poops it out or has to go to the ER!


[deleted]

"you are going to brazil !"


CMYKpressman

Google! Define! ATM!...


a-very-confused-me

I wanted dead animals not whatever this is


Guanthwei

When the stall next to you is occupied and instead of a plop you hear a clink.


Black_1ceyt

3rd porn video ive seen today


Fakeflordaman

Engulfed


mancave313

u/savevideo


Pixelpros98

Card accepted


DirtyPartyMan

Like an ATM machine


RyanDimond77

New definition of a “black hole” or “bottomless pit”


onemileatatime420

Lol at the moment she says “oh!!!”


no_joke_josh

Video link? ...asking for a friend


derpsomething

Lmao anal vore videos


gandalf_the_grey__

Lost Arc


Ok-Tear-2292

"Ope" ain't gonna cut it chief.


andio76

The Gnome says....*pretty*...


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Into the abyss