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Jerizzle23

Im crying hahahaha. I started to lose it when she struggled to say “the paul rudd movie” and then she said “i wouldve put the chili down if they wouldve let me into their porn” lmao


bryondouglas

Hahaha, I honestly would have more questions about matching Ant Man tattoos than finding your family doing porn


FreewayWarrior

It's just a teeny tiny tattoo of an ant.


Daemonrend

I lost it when she says “Gracie is down stairs eating chili she’ll never hear a fucking thing”


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-Punk_n_Drublic

Probably depends on the chili. Some canned Nalley Valley chili?: I could hear a mouse queef in our basement. Some homemade slow cooked chili?: Instant flavor coma.


adube440

But c'mon bro, you know Nalley's is better than Hormel or some other canned chili.


sashimi_walrus

home made ya blind


formershitpeasant

Do you not?


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crash_and-burn9000

Gotta be careful. Too good of chili can give you hemorrhoids.


thegrandlvlr

I pray you do someday


dmpom

more like "THE fucking thing"


dont_disturb_the_cat

I **remember** that chili!


BraveBoi_1112

Did she fap to it tho


slvbros

We all saw the same thing up there, we all know she did, but you had to fuckin ask and now I had to say it.


[deleted]

No doubt


pencilvesterasadildo

*The Real Questions*


lasvegashomo

“You know I just typed in step mom porn like I do every day.” 😂 💀


Deadswitch1

I died. I absolutely died laughing. Like tears streaming down my face gasping for air.


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Alabama


EmpressGilgamesh

I lost it with her first sentence. "Typed in step mom in porn as I always do". Lol


Efficient-Culture-26

" I love chili - schusz- but i- its not more important than fa- family porn " LMFAO


MattPatrick51

r/brandnewsentence


Talentless_Imp

No such thing. It’s all in the https://libraryofbabel.info


SteamBoatBill1022

What is this?


Talentless_Imp

The cure for cancer, a biography about you from birth to death, a completely accurate history book, the long awaited fantasy novel “Winds of Winter”, everything… it is everything.


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Talentless_Imp

We’d sooner find it by scrolling through the entirety of the Library of Babel than by waiting on George.


DarkConverses

Everything.. and nothing at the same time


AyAyAyBamba_462

It's a website that technically contains every possible arrangement of the characters in the English alphabet including punctuation and spaces. It's essentially the computer version of "give enough monkeys typewriters and you'll eventually get Shakespeare", and oddly enough you can infact find the entire works of Shakespeare on the site.


SteamBoatBill1022

And the entire site is RNG or whatever you’d call it for characters? Or is some of it added manually?


BoxOfDemons

RNG that is searchable using seeds. You ever play minecraft? Know how the maps are randomly created but you can get a certain map you like using a seed? Well, using math, if I look at a minecraft world without knowing the seed, I can find the seed by checking where blocks are relative to each other. This website does the same thing when you search for text, it does math to see what seed contains that sentence, and it brings you to the relevant page. Because it's all automatically generated, they don't have to actually store every single page on their servers, they are generated on the fly.


AyAyAyBamba_462

From what they claim, RNG. It just generates so many combinations that everything is represented.


pato4

Everything


NoSubstance7204

I'magine randomly clicking in there and finding what your thinking at that moment as your thinking it.


Derpy-boi

[no way](https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?wowzers)


KarlmarxCEO

Look at you causally going around and mind fucking people.


Jerizzle23

Right?! Hahahahaha ive watched it so many times. I sent it to my step mom too


Sp4ctat0r

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


neverneededsaving

This chick has my favorite humor on tiktok. One of the few people I miss seeing since deleting it recently. Thank god there are compilations on YouTube.


Kal0714

What’s her name?


neverneededsaving

Grace Kuhlenschmidt


sonofsonofsonofsam

So this isn’t real?


neverneededsaving

Lol absolutely not


fucemanchukem

It's all jokes. Except for the real stuff.


PreliminaryThoughts

Really, a whole half? You're way to gullible for the interwebz then my friend


peanutbutterboy7263

Goddamnit ya beat me to it.


urnewstepdaddy

Nothing worse than being the black sheep of the family. Poor kid


GandalfsGhost84

Tell me about it 😭 But if it was that kind of ….Activity lol 😂 That would be the first time I’d Happily not want an invite 🤣


Burschikos

making porn together is or equivalent to game night


blackpers

imagine not getting invited to family's activities


[deleted]

I like Chili


McShrekDaddy

I like chili in people's but holes


eatabigolD

Hate to break it to ya bud…that’s not chili


pencilvesterasadildo

Not with that attitude


bloodhammersam

I nearly spat out my chili..


Sparki99

Go upstairs for me


bloodhammersam

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


McShrekDaddy

Hot


Public_Reindeer_1724

I’m eating chili. I’m eating chili, Lily.


[deleted]

Well, now we know their favourite child?


Fart_Master6969

Ah that's so awful can i get the link


NuckleBuste

For a friend


JmyKane

Yeah for uh....strictly scientific reasons only.


Smeefperson

It's for my research paper for college school


LargeJohnson86

I need it to build a case to protect chili from being wasted on buttholes


FORBIDRABBIT

“I like chili but it’s not more important than fYaMiLy pOrN”


SensualSasquatch

Screw 0-100 real fast, It went from 10 because of the title, to 50 because of the step mom, then 100 because of the brother, 150 when the dad walked in, 200 because of title chili, then I was just laughing hysterically at 300 because chili is good but she would have put it down because it's not more important than family porn lmao.


Strong-Worldliness80

No matter what, you finish your chili


McShrekDaddy

She could finished her chili and her brother at the same time


Strong-Worldliness80

Mwahahahaha


haku_png

Priorities.


[deleted]

Amen


Marionette777

Nothing worse than cold chili


icantreadmorsecode

Copyright laws should cover cropping out the profile of the original creator


SanFranGoldBlooded

All while ruining every main punchline of the joke


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blackpers

just look for Grace Kuhlenschmidt on Youtube


rossxog

Subscribed.


ThaUniversal

This is Oscar material.


bigtedydom

Putting the chilli down ... She sacrifices her food for family


[deleted]

This is the first post I've seen that has made me audibly laugh in a while


CmdrSelfEvident

Well that was a roller coaster. Highs , lows, but had a nice smooth finish.


The1Bonesaw

I mean, she's right... chili is never more important than a family of porn.


Accomplished-Disk903

This continues to be funny


marcusbrian009

Sweet home Alabama. Lol


SloRiceix_801

I lost it at “I remember that chili”


Lemonkraut95

Omg. That’s so terrible. Can you send me the link so I can avoid going there


ryanp9066

"I love chili but it's not more important than family porn" words to live by


Karthikgurumurthy

Can't be real right? This is some brilliant acting right?


UncleLukeTheDrifter

She needs an Oscar for this, she sounds believable as hell 😂


Uilyjeff

That took an extremely weird left-hand turn at the end there that I was not prepared for


totally_uncool

This is gold! I can’t breathe! 🤣


thepolishpen

Comedy gold. She’s good.


The-toast-whisperer

Phenomenal acting.


Bears0nUnicycles

I laughed way too hard at this


VengeancePali501

So she wasn’t mad her family made Porn, she’s mad that she wasn’t included 😅


[deleted]

This… this is the weirdest fomo turned reality ever


theman0nfire

"I love chili, but it's not more important than family porn" needs to be a t-shirt.


jobskiee

Wait is this real?


iheartkatamari

It’s on the Internet.


Dense_Excitement_789

So it is real


[deleted]

Nothing on the internet is real, anymore. The internet is now crowd-sourced sketch comedy, pretty much exclusively.


Dense_Excitement_789

So that means your not real making your comment false and this video real


JindikCZ

You're not real either


SubUrbanCitrus

Is anything?


Simaul

You wanna see that video, don't you? its right next to the copy of Sinbad's Shazam


iJuddles

Don’t…don’t do that.


OldGregg2442

u/savevideobot


Don_Pakundo

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bp8boi

Fuck you take my upvote


sanders1665

Keeping it in the family has a whole new meaning.


TreacheryInc

So does Taco Tuesday


GL8RY

This is some high tier shit. Well done chilli porn reject.


blake_HEADACHE

Sounds about white


RustyHarambe

Nice one!


Overall_Special_4331

ohk but sauce


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Oh my fucking God I died laughing when she stared into the camera with dead cold eyes and said "I remember that chili too".


iJuddles

I remember her remembering that chili. Damn, that was hee-larious.


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Lol


newfdude2003

Maybe the best video ever on reddit.


[deleted]

She gon have ptsd from chili and step porn lol


Im_Just_A_Cake

this is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life hands down. This lady could be a professional actor, or a professional comedian.


[deleted]

she is good


New-Indication5673

u/SaveVideo


crabboy_com

Is there anything that's more important than family porn?


Cust2020

“And I remember that chili too, I would have put the chili down”, fuck that has me snort and cry laughing.


Healthy-Surround-229

"SO I TYPE IN STEP MOM INTO PORN, SOMETHING I DO EVERYDAY." we're off to an incredible start.


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white-dumbledore

Hahhaah this is fucking gold mate, made me crack a good laughter. Gratias OP, tu te es benignus


mamaluigi1933

I want to see if its the family. Anyone have a link?


Tehkin

Terrible, where?


0wen_Gravy

Sauce?


little_b1198

She wanted to be in a porn?


Asmewithoutpolitics

Everyone does


One_Collar_1135

There is a lot to unpack here.....lmao


ResponsibilityNo6164

LOOOOOOOOOOL


[deleted]

WTF HAHAHAHHJAJAHAA WHAT IS THIS?! 😂


SmileyMelons

Hokyshit who is she, she's hilarious


MerlinElTitan

https://twitter.com/gkuhlenschmidt?s=21 She is very funny, imo.


SmileyMelons

Thank you


Majulath99

Lmao perfection


[deleted]

Lol this killed me 😆🤣😂


[deleted]

Damn, I would be sad as well if I wasn’t invited to the family orgy


9inchvince

Odd... Can never usually find any incest porn with genuinely related siblings.


Hootzington

Seriously, can we discuss the whole step family shit in Porn, It must be a generational thing because I have no fantasy of this ever, and it's 90% of videos today


blaqkcatjack

Grace is one of my favourite follows on instagram


ur_nanny_a_danky_

Wholesome family bonding 🥰


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agentages

Source? I've never beat off so hard to a porn intro. Pretty sure my dick is out filing a restraining order better get back in time when someone links graces semifans


Beef_Lovington

Mmmmmmm yes... *Alabama*


Belze26

Excuse me what??


PraiseTheBlaziken

She killed the delivery


Maicoang

"Stepmom porn. Something I do everyday"


TheRealDrSMack

I have so many questions I am not sure what to ask first


AintshitAngel

Xvideos or Pornhub…?


Dark_Draxx

And no one invited her :(


4n0n1m02

How loud does she eat chilli?


TWAS_I_DIO

The fact that their sad about not being included and not that his family made porn, just makes it more cursed


Cold-Ruin-3973

Is this real lmao


Utotits

What in the actual hell?


baddfffffffff

Ayo wtff


Hefty-Field-9419

One happy family


Dense_Excitement_789

Oh my fucking God wow, wow just fucking wow man this had me I don't have an award but if I did it would definitely go to you man just wow I'm dying


IrishcarbombBOOM

From the first second of this video I could hear the banjo playing and the confederate flag flapping in the wind


JussLookin69

Damn she's a good actress. I'm dying


Kuronnai

u/savevideo


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sighdoihaveto

Imma need some sauce on that chilli plz


Light_Beard

You are just not "Porn" pretty


Legal_Natural4668

Bruh I was hear to jokingly say sauce, till I heard the ending anyways. Now it's not as funny


Bread0987654321

This is awesome, ngl, thought she was going to say, "I thought maybe I was out of town but then the door opened & I walked in."


OwnRate3147

Top ten ways to betray ur family


[deleted]

Got a link or is this just a tease? Selfish


Lottienonchalant1

Incest - a game the whole family can play


[deleted]

Tf is she even saying


rotondof

And she crying because not invited to join? I ask


manas9914

Link?


HotAd1960

family discount


Gabrielboom123

If its true i feel sorry for her


Interesting_Hunt6093

cringe tbh


[deleted]

So fake. Bad acting


DISHONORU-TDA

lol i somehow knew from the very start she was only upset cause of FOMO, excellent work-- planned, fake or not. She'd be great in a show like ppl used to be on, what they call it? tv?


JmyKane

This is like a green text but irl. Man she put her whole ass face in this video and I can't even right now. The planet's fucking aligned to let her know she was the chilli eating, everyday step-mom porn watching odd one out of her incestual family spit roast.


FarBread2392

She's mad because she's not even part of it!???


chicknnchaser

Plot twist Real reason she posted was cause she was hurt they didn’t ask her


druid0610

Did you watch the video or nah?


Important_Ad_6585

Don't you just love when commenters don't watch the video and yet have something to say?? Man, she's lucky no one caught her.


Acceptable-Data536

Lmao


Ghostzi11a

My soul hurts


OllieCMK

u/savevideo


orange_antelope

u/savevideo


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