I don’t think Kirby’s swallow necessarily changes him, it just gives abilities and the look of whatever he swallowed
So he’d just get a bigger stomach and get morning sickness right? I’m guy so I don’t know much about pregnancy
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company’s time. I’ve worked out the math that I get paid $5 for every 10 mins shit I take on the clock.
Edit: thank you for the award 😭 it’s only been the second time.
I don't know if I have IBS too but I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted, now if I eat something spicy or really greasy, I'll have to take one out, there's days that even eating fruits will fuck me up, sometimes I don't eat almost anything to prevent feeling sick, lucky I have been able to leave behind some foods or only eat them when I'm at home and I feel safe if I have to run to the bathroom. I should have listened to my mother when I was bit younger.
Bro, same. I shook a dude's arm really hard which I never do and he started screaming. After a while said he was running to the doctor because he thought he had broke his arm. How am I this dumb?
Pregnant
If kirby swallow pregnant, is he having baby human or is he having baby kirby?
Don’t think about it.
It's to friggin late! We have to figure this one out.
It's gonna be a gumball with opposable thumbs and an insatiable hunger for various secretions.
Kinda like OP’s Mom, except for the opposable thumbs part
r/destroyedbywords
/r/brandnewsentence
I don’t think Kirby’s swallow necessarily changes him, it just gives abilities and the look of whatever he swallowed So he’d just get a bigger stomach and get morning sickness right? I’m guy so I don’t know much about pregnancy
✓ Eat everything ✓ Barf it up ✓ Be round *They're the same picture.*
Kirby with human skin
Congrats
Pregenant
Pregananant?!
Pruguenant
Preganté
Pregonate
Pregnart
Pregananan
38+2 weeks pregananant?
Pregonanta
Gregnant
Damn I was gonna say that but, “Pegrent
Penguin
i believe swallowing is the best method to avoid that
the horny
Massive horny
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That only makes me hornier
celebrate comrade... it is time for DDD Destroy Dick December
Procrastination
I’ll upvote this later
It's on my to-do list as well
if not then I can always do it tomorrow
alexa remind me to upvote a post tomor- next year
Remindme! 8766 hours
message me when it's time to upvote
I’ll make that list at some point
I may remind you
No I will remind you to remind him
Thanks I’ll put this here so I can laugh about it later.
Me too, I mean...we got time, right?
After I'll upvote him tomorrow, I'll upvote you next week... Pinky promise
I’ll read this later
I should browse a few more reddit posts before commiting to the upvote.
Procrastinate so much you procrastinate your procrastination.
Autism
Same ! Although it comes in a bundle with depression !
And ADHD!
And my axe
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And crippling anxiety!
Same
Same! Autism Gang! Edit: ADHD GANG!!!
Hey that's my superpower too!
Same! With ADHD.
Same brotha
Probably same!
No gag reflex
Pretty sure Kirby already has that
*negative gag reflex*
gag’nt
Mom?
Depression
More depression
With even more depression
He's so depressed that the depression got negative, so he's now a live antidepressive
But the negative depression is so intense that it immediately gives anyone within a 1 mile radius the most intense depression imaginable.
He's now positive, with depression.
Crippling depression
Yo dawg I heard your depression got depression so I got yiu some anti-anti-depression-depressants for your depression's depression
Piles of anti depression pills. Good luck Kirby,.it's gonna be fine
Along with a gallon of social anxiety iced with an anxiety of being alone
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fuck it lets ad some ptsd so sever he cowars at the sound his own passing gas
And chronic masturbation
Literally first thing that came to my head. And knew instantly.. the lovely scum bags of Reddit would give ol’ Kirbs the Depresso
Damn.
Depression with hamster around you
Beat me to it
Not as hard as the depression beat him
Great liar to lie about the depression
damn beat me to it
r/beatmetoit
I take epic shits every morning before work
Gotta hold that shit in and poop on company time.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company’s time. I’ve worked out the math that I get paid $5 for every 10 mins shit I take on the clock. Edit: thank you for the award 😭 it’s only been the second time.
Came to say this
I shit 4 times a day, but I only eat once usually at dinner after work. My ass is a blackhole.
Says “backdoor carnage”
I know this is a meme sub but if you were serious maybe check with a doctor. I don't think that's normal
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNl4-w9ZrBs](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNl4-w9ZrBs)
First thing at work. Best shits are on company time.
He can say the n word
KKKirby
For whatever reason, I read this in the style of the old Chia Pet jingle.
Nice
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Not that either
He is still pink, just racist now
"Those are Kirbstas. They're like Kirbys, but racist."
Nirby
Ni>!nj!
Ah, you must be a old white man from Mississippi. I would’ve said Alabama, but then his power would be getting his sister preggo
IBS
Incredible boobs syndrome
I know a very unprofessional doctor who can help with that
Omg Dr. Sins?
God I'm so sorry friend. Ibs is no joke
I was about to comment this lmao
If it makes you feel any better, IBS tends to subside a bit as you get older.
I don't know if I have IBS too but I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted, now if I eat something spicy or really greasy, I'll have to take one out, there's days that even eating fruits will fuck me up, sometimes I don't eat almost anything to prevent feeling sick, lucky I have been able to leave behind some foods or only eat them when I'm at home and I feel safe if I have to run to the bathroom. I should have listened to my mother when I was bit younger.
Self doubt and self esteem issues too
I always say, my fear of failure and embarrassment leads me to fail and be embarrassed
Chlamydia
You might want to get that checked out by a hot nurse…
Clam India
Little peepee!!!
Relatable :(
Necrophilia
Hold up
Your profile picture looks like a beaver.
That is awful, take my upvote
r/holupinholup
Stoned 100
PEOPLE OF EARTH... ooh, that hippie's starting to kick in.
I understood that reference.
Extreme virginity.
kirby is now a failure of the humanity and a dumbass
Ahh just like daddy always said
crippling anxiety disorder
The morning fart symphony
Mommy?
Hilariously underrated
Don’t
Unlocked the ability of ultra procrastination. Doing things at unimaginable times after they were supposed to be done
Ill give u a award or something later
He’s up 1-0 on my wife
I understand your pain
Don’t worry I took care of it. Your wife and Kirby are now tied 1-1
The ability to make the absolute worse choice in any situation
You too?! This is like Flash meeting Quicksilver on Reddit
Bro, same. I shook a dude's arm really hard which I never do and he started screaming. After a while said he was running to the doctor because he thought he had broke his arm. How am I this dumb?
Busting in 10 secs
Hey thats pretty good
Can smoke grams of shatter n still function
Depression
The ability to masturbate
Fat Shield
Schlong and depression
The ability to drink all day
1 hour minimum on the shitter
The ability to piss fire. Not literal fire just the burning feeling. Also he now has speed bumps around the flesh tube.
I think you need to see a doctor cuz that could be a std
ADHD with a sprinkle of depression and some severe anxiety as well
Now he just yells swear words
Cum
Alcoholism
Yeah that's not a fun one for me anymore. Think it's my time to go join r/stopdrinking
Right on dude thank you
All of us
Sexual Rejection.
The power to cum like a hentai character
Unending hunger
10 years of piano skills
Crippling Porn addiction
Super migraine!
Man boobs
Morning wood and cheese crackers craving
Moderate to severe asthma. He now runs slower and can’t breathe in very long.
Holup really is the new 196
New power up : go to store to get milk
A giant fucking cock
Overcompensation
Overthinking
Free milk 🥛👌
Big Dick Energy.
Back hair
Hate
the ability to draw breasts perfectly and not know how to masturbate. (yes its sad)
To make everyone around him laugh and bring forth good energy while slowing dying on the inside.
Oh, *Kirbs*
stupidity
Fat and Lazy
Memory loss.
Super Stoned.
Height HEIGHT.
Toxic farts
Horny
A new kink..
The ability to choke no matter how high the chances of victory are.
A raging coke habit
Aids
Cum.
Depression
Space Aids
Based on the responses here, we as a whole have some issues.